The tricky princess of ancient idol drama

Chapter 12

"Father, let me out..." Xiao Su called weakly.

King Yuzhang looked at Xiao Su, who had been served by servants until his nose was bruised and his face was swollen, and he was close to polio, and said, "No way! You are not a fart, how can you let it go casually? Besides, you must go to the little girl to explain it when you go out. If things are not clear, they are going to deal with us! Why don't you see how calm your cousin is, there are thousands of Chinese sons and daughters, if it doesn't work, let's change! I still don't believe you can't find a woman!"

He must be calm, Shen Bingyu is at his house, he is in a hurry!If Bingxue is also in my house, I will be very calm!Xiao Su felt aggrieved in his heart.

"But the weak water is three thousand, just take a scoop to drink..."

"Look at who is weaker now, that little girl might be very happy now!" King Yuzhang was furious, "If you go out and get caught, let alone their family, you will all die together!"

As soon as he finished speaking, King Yuzhang went out angrily, leaving behind Xiao Su, who failed to escape for the nth time, lying sickly on the bed, his originally handsome peach eyes were forced into bulging eyes...sorrowful ah……

It turned out that ever since the case broke out in the Shen family, King Yuzhang had replaced all the guards in the family with his own army's subordinates to watch over Xiao Su, making him miserable every time he escaped.However, this is a profession that grows stronger and stronger. It is like cheating in an exam. The more someone checks, the more people cheat. Feeling, instead of cheating.And Xiao Su is also like this, the more he is arrested and beaten, the more motivated he is to fight, so he fights wits and courage with his servants every day, although every time the result is...

And now Comrade Bingyu, who has lost his relatives, is now enjoying a fairy-like life in Chu Palace.

Of course, that doesn't mean she'll be quiet.

He tiptoed to King Chu's study room, hey, is there a guard?No, no, it's the guard.Why is such a broken place so strict?Bingyu is suspicious.Well, you won't let me in, I'll go in!

Bingyu hurried back to the room and searched all corners, but there was no night clothes!Oops, I forgot when I came here!I knew that I should never leave my night clothes, alas—— Bingyu sat on the bed lonely.Forget it, it's a big deal and just go with this suit, even if you are found out, you can't do anything to me!Just as Bingyu was about to move, an extremely huge figure came in and just blocked the door.

"Miss Shen, my name is Yaotiao, and I am your new girl serving you."

my mother!You are so fat, still called slim?Why not call it fried dough sticks!Bingyu secretly exclaimed and coughed twice.

"What about Xiao He?"

"Girl, Xiao He's butt was swollen from beating yesterday, and she can't walk. The prince ordered me to take care of the girl."

Oh my god, even the visual enjoyment is deprived now, I would have kissed him earlier last night if I knew it.Bingyu is extremely annoyed now.

Yaoyao served tea and water in front of her, and every time she took a step, the ground trembled slightly.Xiaohe, get well soon.Bingyu prayed silently.

"I said slim, I don't have anything to do now, you can go down first." Bingyu held her forehead and said with her head down. (The facial expression is extremely ferocious at this time)

"The lord ordered not to leave the girl for half a step." Yaoyao looked at her seriously.

What!Bingyu stared into two big eyes, so why didn't I see you when I went to the study?Why are you here now?
"Then where have you been?"

"I, oh, I went to change my clothes just now, I was wearing an extra gauze just now, I couldn't get in, so I went back and took it off." Yaotiao lowered her head and said with fingers.

Bingyu's eyeballs were about to fall out.Oh my God!
"Then don't hang around in front of me, just sit down, I'm upset."

"Oh." Yaotiao replied and sat down.The originally small hollow fruit wood stool was given to her to sit on, and she couldn't see it immediately.Bingyu screamed in her heart, the poor little stool was covered in meat!
At night, Xiao Yiran came back.

"Yiran, I can finally have dinner with you." Bingyu sighed boredly. Due to Yaoyao's strict supervision, she sighed boredly for a whole day.

"It's strange, you still want to have dinner with me." Xiao Yiran gave her a strange look.

That's natural, looking at handsome men is more attractive, and looking at ugly women is more life-saving, everyone thinks so.Bingyu muttered to herself.

"What are you thinking about?" Xiao Yiran nodded her.

"Oh, it's nothing, it's nothing, what do you want to eat?" Bingyu hurriedly concealed it.

"Then what do you want to eat?"

"Isn't that what I was thinking about?"

Xiao Yiran gave her a funny look, "Then you go ahead and think about it, I'm hungry, so I'll eat first."

"Ah!" Bingyu was bewildered, and quickly grabbed him, "Then I will eat the same as you!"

He didn't feel disgusted either, so he let her drag him to the dining room.

"Girls should eat more vegetables." Xiao Yiran took a shallot mixed with tofu and put it in the ice jade bowl.

"This is a green onion, not a vegetable!" Bingyu was furious.

"Oh." Xiao Yiran then took a Chinese cabbage and put it in her bowl.

What's your attitude? My dad used to pick chicken legs for my mom, but you actually picked cabbage for me!Bingyu was angry and decided to take revenge.

"Eat a lot of vegetables, and they will look like vegetables! The more you eat, the more you will look like them, and the longer you will grow, the more vegetables you will get." As he spoke, he put the vegetables in his own bowl into Xiao Yiran's bowl.

"I didn't expect you to be able to recite poetry." Xiao Yiran laughed so hard that he almost spit out his rice.

Bingyu glared at him fiercely, what are you laughing at, seeing that you look like a dish, I will eat you to death!

Xiao Yiran laughed for a long time before he stopped, shook his head, ate the vegetables in the bowl, and put a piece of garlic in Bingyu's hands.

"you……"

"What are you, I'm doing this for your own good. Eat this to unblock the meridian and smoothen your Qi."

"Don't think of me as an idiot, you should smell my fart when the time comes!"

"Okay, if you want us to sleep together." Xiao Yiran shrugged, his face full of indifference.

"I won't eat it!" Bingyu took out the garlic and threw it into Xiao Yiran's bowl, but he avoided it sideways.

"I'm doing it for your own good. Didn't you say that eating vegetables looks like vegetables? Look at how beautiful this garlic looks, like white jade. If I get you a chicken leg, what will you do if you want to look like a leg in the future? ?" Xiao Yiran looked at her innocently.

"You pig!" Bingyu roared loudly, shaking the paper on the window loudly, "Grandma is better than Pan An in appearance, she looks good on anything she eats!"

"It seems that Pan An is a man." Xiao Yiran had already started to smile faintly, and if he endured it, he would suffer internal injuries.

"That's Xi Shi, at worst it's Pan Jinlian, and this lady is the most beautiful woman in the world!" Bingyu shouted loudly, throwing the garlic with pride.

"Ah—" There was an exclamation at the door, and the two looked at the door in unison.

One eye of poor Xingchen has turned into garlic...

Seeing Xingchen's fists clenched tighter, his face turned red like a kettle of boiling water, and the top of his head was still steaming.Without saying a word, Bingyu jumped under Xiao Yiran's buttocks.

Xiao Yiran coughed twice.

"whats the matter?"

Xingchen lowered his head and approached, handed the things in his hand to Xiao Yiran, and looked at Bingyu with the other eye by the way.Seeing his asymmetrical eyes, Bingyu covered her mouth and smiled secretly for a long time, seeing his murderous eyes, she suddenly felt bad.It was too late and then it was too fast, the stars were transported to the dantian, and they rushed straight to the gate of life, and the garlic rushed to Bingyu with lightning speed.Bingyu immediately resorted to the great teleportation of the universe, and shrank to a corner in an instant. As a result... the garlic rushed towards...

"Oh——" Xiao Yiran let out a scream, but he couldn't stop the tendency of the beautiful garlic rushing towards his asshole.

"My lord—" Xing Chen was shocked, and quickly knelt down, trying to save the beautiful garlic.

"You..." You can touch this king's butt!Xiao Yiran was so angry that he couldn't stand or sit, it hurts to sit, but when he was standing, he was afraid that the thing would be squeezed in due to the hip effect, so he was caught in a dilemma...

Xingchen was in a hurry, picking it up, and not picking it up, he was as anxious as ants on a pot.

Shen Bingyu, who was hiding in the corner, didn't even have to laugh at this moment, and went directly to the stage of laughing and gasping.

Xiao Yiran's face flushed red, not sure if he was angry or holding back.

Xingchen plucked up his courage, pinched his nose with his left hand, turned his face sideways, and stabbed someone's...

The whole room fell silent immediately, and everyone held their breath, waiting for the result of this human contest.But games are often unexpected, like the group match between the Chinese women's volleyball team and the United States.Alright, now let’s focus on the most critical moment of the game. The Stars team used their strength to exert their finger strength, while the Garlic team used the heat expansion method to resist the opponent’s attack. At this time, Defense is far more beneficial than offense, and the playing field is very suitable for the terrain of "one man guards the gate, ten thousand men cannot open".At this time, I saw that the Xingchen team blushed, and the game reached its climax, and even the veins on his arms were bulging. Can the Garlic team resist such a strong attack from the opponent?

"Porf—" I heard a light upward sound, and the garlic slipped from Xingchen's hand and fell to the ground.A group of people (actually just Bingyu and Xingchen) were stunned, but Xingchen hadn't reacted yet, although some unknown gas had begun to fill his nasal cavity, but he continued to maintain his digging... posture.

"You fart! Haha..." Bingyu took a while to react, and the roof was overturned with laughter.

At this time Xiao Yiran's face was already redder than the monkey's buttocks, and when he turned around, he found Xingchen's hand...

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(The results are for readers to imagine, and pictures are provided: Any funny movie by Stephen Chow is beaten)
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