Domineering little Shennong
Chapter 128 Goudan
Chapter 128 Goudan
Rural people choose names, which is quite interesting.
Ergou, Goushengzi, Cuihua, Chunhua...simple, direct, easy to remember and easy to feed.
"God, what are you doing?"
When Chen Dazhi got out of the car, he was a little surprised to see his childhood playmate here.
The puzzled Goudan was stunned for a moment, and raised his head to look at Chen Dazhi for a while, "Hemorrhoids? It's really you!"
Chen Dazhi: ...
Hemorrhoids, the hemorrhoids of hemorrhoids [zhìchuāng], this was Chen Dazhi's nickname when he was a child.
But Chen Dazhi was a little curious. Goudan was a few years older than Chen Dazhi. When he was [-] or [-] years old, his family was poor and he couldn’t get a wife. He had been working outside these years, and occasionally went back to the village a few times to drive a car. A factory was opened outside, and he became a big boss.
"Let's go, find a place to have a good drink, we brothers haven't seen each other for seven or eight years."
Goudan enthusiastically punched Chen Dazhi in the chest twice, saying that he hadn't seen him for a few years, and that he had grown taller and handsome. If Chen Dazhi hadn't spoken first, he almost wouldn't have dared to admit it.
Chen Dazhi looked behind Goudan, three young men with baseball bats in their hands, and said nothing.
Lao Li Restaurant.
Goudan yelled, "Boss, let me have a plate of vinegared peanuts first, this is a must for drinking! If you have any hard dishes, just serve them! By the way, brother, do you want to drink white beer?"
"Let's have beer."
Chen Dazhi shook his head. Liquor, even if he was given a bottle of 1-year-old Wuliangye for more than 50 yuan, he drank it like horse urine.
It's still beer, liquid bread, and it tastes good.
"Okay then, boss, give me a whole box of snowflakes first."
Goudan picked up a bottle casually, and took out a lighter from his pocket. Before Chen Dazhi could react, he popped the cap off the bottle with a bang, handsome and unrestrained.
"I'll go, Brother Goudan, this hand is beautiful."
Chen Dazhi took the beer enviously. He seldom drank alcohol. Every time he saw someone using chopsticks, a lighter, or a bottle cap, he was simply a powerful weapon on the men's drinking table.
Soon a bottle of beer was poured down, and the two of them had a comfortable belch. With the effect of alcohol, the strangeness between them suddenly decreased a lot, and the topics of chat became more and more private.
"Brother Goudan, how did you get rich in the past few years? I heard from the villagers that you are now a big boss, why don't you bring your brother Bai."
Chen Dazhi shook his head, indicating that he did not smoke.
"Brother, this is Su Yan. It's a good cigarette. Let me have one. Since ancient times, there is no distinction between tobacco and alcohol."
I'm sorry to reject Goudan's enthusiasm, took the cigarette, lit it, and puffed out the clouds for a while. With the paralysis of alcohol, Chen Dazhi suddenly felt that men don't smoke or drink. Sometimes this life really feels a little less What.
No wonder some people often say that what brother smokes is not cigarettes but loneliness.
"How is it? This smoke is not bad."
Goudan suddenly sighed, this time flies so damn fast, in a blink of an eye, seven or eight years have passed.
Chen Dazhi was also a little emotional, these days, with the Liu family and the Ice Beauty, it was like hell.
"Come on brother, don't say anything, our words are all in the wine."
Lifting the wine bottle, Goudan was suffocated in one gulp.
During a meal, Goudan used the excuse of drinking and smoking a few times to avoid Chen Dazhi's questioning. When he thought about it, he saw three young men with baseball bats following Goudan, and he vaguely understood something.
Since Goudan didn't want to say more, he felt embarrassed to ask again.
Who can have no secrets.
After a while, the two of them had already drank three to five cases of beer, and Goudan finally had a stomach ache from swelling, saying that Chen Dazhi was amazing, this drinking capacity almost knocked your Goudan down.
But today is not the time, he still has important things to do, so he can't keep his brothers waiting. When it came time to pay the bill, Chen Dazhi didn't argue.
"Then it's done, bro, next time I invite you."
Farewell to the dog, blushing, mouth full of alcohol, Chen Dazhi touched his nose in self-deprecating, under the stimulation of alcohol, he suddenly felt like a fucking failure in the first half of his life.
His legs were broken, his parents were kidnapped, his girlfriend was robbed...
Sometimes, when I think about it, my mother is like a toad, but it should be a toad that wants to eat swan meat and become an emperor.
"Ha ha ha ha……"
With the help of alcohol, Chen Dazhi felt that his skin was getting thicker. Regardless of the strange gazes of passers-by, he laughed like a lunatic and yelled again, venting his emotions.
Then Fatty Wang's call came.
On the phone, Fatty Wang's voice was full of pleading tears, "My brother, please, show up quickly, something happened, something happened."
"What's the matter, Brother Wang, was someone boiled?"
Chen Dazhi grinned, and suddenly remembered that this joke was actually an advertisement, two crabs, one asked the other, buddy, what's the matter, have they been boiled?Was it cooked by someone?
I'll go, I'll cook your uncle, you have a cold.
Then there is some cold medicine in the back. The crab has a fever and is flushed all over, so I need to take cold medicine.
"Hey, my dear brother, don't make trouble. Why do you have a cold? 3000 million. A big boss has come to the capital and offered 3000 million directly to ask you to go to the capital to help an old man see a doctor." Fatty Wang Said, my dear brother, where are you, I will drive directly to pick you up.
"3000 million, it sounds like a lot of money."
Chen Dazhi's wine suddenly sobered up a lot.
"Yeah, 3000 million, even if you deposit it in the bank to earn interest, it's nearly a million a year."
"One million is a lot."
"Then I'll directly agree to it."
Fatty Wang said excitedly, this is a big shot from the capital, if Chen Dazhi can treat the old man's illness, not to mention the 3000 million yuan, just because of the life-saving grace of the old man, he can take out 3000 million yuan for treatment For a person, can a favor be worth less than 3000 million?
Chen Dazhi thought for a while, and was about to make a decision.
at this time……
"Stop! Damn don't run, I want to leave after beating someone, I really think this is your DS county!"
"Grab that short-haired guy, he's a black dog!"
A few vicious big men were holding sticks in their hands.
"Brother Dog, go! If you don't go, it will be too late!"
There were three young men holding baseball bats. At this time, there were two other Goudan protecting him, and they all had injuries on their faces.
Goudan himself is not much better, there are still a few obvious dirty footprints on his clothes, his expression is angry and excited, "Anzi, you are too much! You actually ambushed your dog, today's debt, your dog will remember, Let's wait and see!"
"Wait and see, hey, Hei Goudan, you think too highly of yourself, brothers, each person who catches Hei Goudan will be rewarded with 5000! Whoever breaks one of his legs will be rewarded with 1! Each arm will be rewarded with 1!"
A young man wearing a slanted hat looked at Goudan disdainfully and said.
And the group of vicious men under him, after listening to the young man's words, looked at Goudan with frighteningly bright eyes.
The ferocious big men ran past Chen Dazhi like chicken blood, chasing the three of them frantically.
At the same time, Chen Dazhi stretched out his leg silently...
"Oh, shit! Who the hell tripped me up!"
The big man with a fierce face suddenly fell into a dog gnaw-shit.
(End of this chapter)
Rural people choose names, which is quite interesting.
Ergou, Goushengzi, Cuihua, Chunhua...simple, direct, easy to remember and easy to feed.
"God, what are you doing?"
When Chen Dazhi got out of the car, he was a little surprised to see his childhood playmate here.
The puzzled Goudan was stunned for a moment, and raised his head to look at Chen Dazhi for a while, "Hemorrhoids? It's really you!"
Chen Dazhi: ...
Hemorrhoids, the hemorrhoids of hemorrhoids [zhìchuāng], this was Chen Dazhi's nickname when he was a child.
But Chen Dazhi was a little curious. Goudan was a few years older than Chen Dazhi. When he was [-] or [-] years old, his family was poor and he couldn’t get a wife. He had been working outside these years, and occasionally went back to the village a few times to drive a car. A factory was opened outside, and he became a big boss.
"Let's go, find a place to have a good drink, we brothers haven't seen each other for seven or eight years."
Goudan enthusiastically punched Chen Dazhi in the chest twice, saying that he hadn't seen him for a few years, and that he had grown taller and handsome. If Chen Dazhi hadn't spoken first, he almost wouldn't have dared to admit it.
Chen Dazhi looked behind Goudan, three young men with baseball bats in their hands, and said nothing.
Lao Li Restaurant.
Goudan yelled, "Boss, let me have a plate of vinegared peanuts first, this is a must for drinking! If you have any hard dishes, just serve them! By the way, brother, do you want to drink white beer?"
"Let's have beer."
Chen Dazhi shook his head. Liquor, even if he was given a bottle of 1-year-old Wuliangye for more than 50 yuan, he drank it like horse urine.
It's still beer, liquid bread, and it tastes good.
"Okay then, boss, give me a whole box of snowflakes first."
Goudan picked up a bottle casually, and took out a lighter from his pocket. Before Chen Dazhi could react, he popped the cap off the bottle with a bang, handsome and unrestrained.
"I'll go, Brother Goudan, this hand is beautiful."
Chen Dazhi took the beer enviously. He seldom drank alcohol. Every time he saw someone using chopsticks, a lighter, or a bottle cap, he was simply a powerful weapon on the men's drinking table.
Soon a bottle of beer was poured down, and the two of them had a comfortable belch. With the effect of alcohol, the strangeness between them suddenly decreased a lot, and the topics of chat became more and more private.
"Brother Goudan, how did you get rich in the past few years? I heard from the villagers that you are now a big boss, why don't you bring your brother Bai."
Chen Dazhi shook his head, indicating that he did not smoke.
"Brother, this is Su Yan. It's a good cigarette. Let me have one. Since ancient times, there is no distinction between tobacco and alcohol."
I'm sorry to reject Goudan's enthusiasm, took the cigarette, lit it, and puffed out the clouds for a while. With the paralysis of alcohol, Chen Dazhi suddenly felt that men don't smoke or drink. Sometimes this life really feels a little less What.
No wonder some people often say that what brother smokes is not cigarettes but loneliness.
"How is it? This smoke is not bad."
Goudan suddenly sighed, this time flies so damn fast, in a blink of an eye, seven or eight years have passed.
Chen Dazhi was also a little emotional, these days, with the Liu family and the Ice Beauty, it was like hell.
"Come on brother, don't say anything, our words are all in the wine."
Lifting the wine bottle, Goudan was suffocated in one gulp.
During a meal, Goudan used the excuse of drinking and smoking a few times to avoid Chen Dazhi's questioning. When he thought about it, he saw three young men with baseball bats following Goudan, and he vaguely understood something.
Since Goudan didn't want to say more, he felt embarrassed to ask again.
Who can have no secrets.
After a while, the two of them had already drank three to five cases of beer, and Goudan finally had a stomach ache from swelling, saying that Chen Dazhi was amazing, this drinking capacity almost knocked your Goudan down.
But today is not the time, he still has important things to do, so he can't keep his brothers waiting. When it came time to pay the bill, Chen Dazhi didn't argue.
"Then it's done, bro, next time I invite you."
Farewell to the dog, blushing, mouth full of alcohol, Chen Dazhi touched his nose in self-deprecating, under the stimulation of alcohol, he suddenly felt like a fucking failure in the first half of his life.
His legs were broken, his parents were kidnapped, his girlfriend was robbed...
Sometimes, when I think about it, my mother is like a toad, but it should be a toad that wants to eat swan meat and become an emperor.
"Ha ha ha ha……"
With the help of alcohol, Chen Dazhi felt that his skin was getting thicker. Regardless of the strange gazes of passers-by, he laughed like a lunatic and yelled again, venting his emotions.
Then Fatty Wang's call came.
On the phone, Fatty Wang's voice was full of pleading tears, "My brother, please, show up quickly, something happened, something happened."
"What's the matter, Brother Wang, was someone boiled?"
Chen Dazhi grinned, and suddenly remembered that this joke was actually an advertisement, two crabs, one asked the other, buddy, what's the matter, have they been boiled?Was it cooked by someone?
I'll go, I'll cook your uncle, you have a cold.
Then there is some cold medicine in the back. The crab has a fever and is flushed all over, so I need to take cold medicine.
"Hey, my dear brother, don't make trouble. Why do you have a cold? 3000 million. A big boss has come to the capital and offered 3000 million directly to ask you to go to the capital to help an old man see a doctor." Fatty Wang Said, my dear brother, where are you, I will drive directly to pick you up.
"3000 million, it sounds like a lot of money."
Chen Dazhi's wine suddenly sobered up a lot.
"Yeah, 3000 million, even if you deposit it in the bank to earn interest, it's nearly a million a year."
"One million is a lot."
"Then I'll directly agree to it."
Fatty Wang said excitedly, this is a big shot from the capital, if Chen Dazhi can treat the old man's illness, not to mention the 3000 million yuan, just because of the life-saving grace of the old man, he can take out 3000 million yuan for treatment For a person, can a favor be worth less than 3000 million?
Chen Dazhi thought for a while, and was about to make a decision.
at this time……
"Stop! Damn don't run, I want to leave after beating someone, I really think this is your DS county!"
"Grab that short-haired guy, he's a black dog!"
A few vicious big men were holding sticks in their hands.
"Brother Dog, go! If you don't go, it will be too late!"
There were three young men holding baseball bats. At this time, there were two other Goudan protecting him, and they all had injuries on their faces.
Goudan himself is not much better, there are still a few obvious dirty footprints on his clothes, his expression is angry and excited, "Anzi, you are too much! You actually ambushed your dog, today's debt, your dog will remember, Let's wait and see!"
"Wait and see, hey, Hei Goudan, you think too highly of yourself, brothers, each person who catches Hei Goudan will be rewarded with 5000! Whoever breaks one of his legs will be rewarded with 1! Each arm will be rewarded with 1!"
A young man wearing a slanted hat looked at Goudan disdainfully and said.
And the group of vicious men under him, after listening to the young man's words, looked at Goudan with frighteningly bright eyes.
The ferocious big men ran past Chen Dazhi like chicken blood, chasing the three of them frantically.
At the same time, Chen Dazhi stretched out his leg silently...
"Oh, shit! Who the hell tripped me up!"
The big man with a fierce face suddenly fell into a dog gnaw-shit.
(End of this chapter)
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