Domineering little Shennong

Chapter 209 Married a Grandma (3000-word chapter)
Chen Family Courtyard.

in the room.

Jiang Wenwen hid under the quilt, with half of his head exposed, staring dazedly at Chen Dazhi who had put on his clothes and was squatting in front of her.

Chen Dazhi reached out and ruffled Jiang Wenwen's hair, saying, "Get up soon, little lazy pig."

Jiang Wenwen was so frightened that he hid his head under the quilt: "I don't want it!"

Chen Dazhi sighed with both hands, "Are you sure, little lazy pig?"

Jiang Wenwen arched his body under the quilt to hide himself a little deeper: "I have the urge to get up, let me tell you, I once read in a magazine that women must not get up immediately after waking up in the morning. It’s better to squint your eyes and sleep for a while, this is called beauty sleep, which is especially effective in protecting skin elasticity.”

Chen Dazhi: ...

Jiang Wenwen said: "And I protect the elasticity of the skin, isn't it for someone to feel good when touching it.

Chen Dazhi: ...

Jiang Wenwen: "Eh? Chen Dazhi, why are you silent?"

Chen Dazhi pressed his hands against the quilt, and with a little effort, he immediately broke through Jiang Wenwen's defense. As expected, the place where he started was stretchy and slippery. It felt particularly good: "Can't you get up?"

Jiang Wenwen exclaimed: "Ah...don't touch my place, giggling...itching, itching to death, I was wrong about Chen Dazhi, I know I was wrong about Chen Dazhi."

Chen Dazhi: "Don't call me Chen Dazhi! Call me Brother Chen!"

Jiang Wenwen: "Heck...Chen, Brother Chen, I was wrong."

Chen Dazhi: "Hi brother Chen, please let him go."

Jiang Wenwen: "Good Brother Chen, please let the little girl go, the little girl will definitely repay Brother Chen's great kindness."

Chen Dazhi: "Then how are you going to repay Brother Chen's great kindness?"

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After getting bored with Jiang Wenwen for a while, I finally coaxed the little aunt out of bed.

Jiang Wenwen: "I'm wearing clothes, you are not allowed to look at them, turn around!"

Chen Dazhi pursed his lips: "It's not that I haven't seen it, your ass... woo——Jiang Wenwen, why are you gagging me?"

Jiang Wenwen: "Go, bastard, you did it on purpose, don't say it!"

Chen Dazhi: "Wen Wen."

Jiang Wenwen: "Yes."

Chen Dazhi: "Turn around a little, there seems to be a mosquito on your chest, let me rub it for you."

Jiang Wenwen: ...

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Finally, under Chen Dazhi's trouble, Jiang Wenwen managed to get dressed.

At this time, it was sunny outside.

Xu Heihu gritted his teeth, because he didn't plan to live in the Chen Family Grand Prix this time, and he didn't take a change of clothes.

Last night, in the middle of the night, Xu Heihu got up, touched quietly, washed the bottom of his trousers, and then carefully for fear of waking others up, he closed the door, breathed a sigh of relief, and dried the bottom of his trousers, which had been wrung out as much as possible, on the air. In the room, the more I thought about it, the more strange it became. It must have something to do with Chen Dazhi.

Xu Heihu's face was dark, and the feeling of wearing wet trousers on his body was really uncomfortable. He was waiting at the door of Chen Dazhi. Last night, he saw Chen Dazhi walk into the room with his own eyes. It was absolutely true, this is the room where Chen Dazhi slept. !
"Brother, what happened to your eyes?"

Shen Yuhe passed by, looked at the haggard Xu Heihu, and muttered in a low voice, is he sick? His eyes were bloodshot, it was scary.

Then, with a creak, the door of the room opened.

Jiang Wenwen hugged Chen Dazhi's arm, leaning his head on his shoulder intimately, and the two walked out of the room sweetly...

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Until breakfast, Xu Heihu still looked at Chen Dazhi strangely, especially now, he didn't know what was wrong with him.

As soon as he thinks about what happened before, Jiang Wenwen walked out of Chen Dazhi's room, he can't help but think about men and women, and after thinking about it, he feels hot all over, upset, and panicked. , Inadvertently, little Xu Heihu quietly raised his head.

Xu Heihu, who was eating a meal, was so embarrassed that he didn't even dare to lift his head in the end, for fear that someone would find out his abnormality.

What's wrong?what happened to him?
And Shen Yuhe was even more sullen at the dinner table. Sure enough, she was an ominous person. She just showed a little affection for Chen Dazhi when she found out that there was a woman in Chen Dazhi's room!Fortunately, she asked Xu Heihu to help her find out yesterday that Jiang Wenwen and Chen Dazhi are not married yet, but is there any difference between being married and not being married?

After a meal, even an old Jianghu like Yao Shuzhen suddenly felt a little uncomfortable.

Chen Erhuan ran in at this time.

Chen Erhuan said anxiously: "Brother Dazhi, it's not good, my brother was beaten up, go and have a look!"

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The so-called all kinds of life, all kinds of life.

At the beginning, Chen Dahuan borrowed Chen Dazhi's car and a camel to be the driver, and went to the station to pick up the old man.

The old man is not tall, he looks like an authentic southern man, he is half a head shorter than Chen Dahuan, with the unique shrewdness of southerners, small eyes, raised his head to look at Chen Dahuan and narrowed his eyes.

"A Huan, where is your wedding room with Susu?"

Susu, a southern girl, held her mother's hand. The mother-in-law, who was shorter than Chen Dahuan's father-in-law, spoke half-baked Mandarin, and urged Chen Dahuan impatiently.

Chen Dahuan knew that at this time, he could not be stage fright, let alone shrink back.

Fortunately, someone borrowed Chen Dazhi's car, and with a bright smile on his face, he said, "Auntie, Uncle, Susu, let's get in the car, the car will take you very fast, and we'll be there in a while."

Luo Tuo touched the red envelope that Chen Dahuan had stuffed in his pocket, regardless of the amount of money, the most important thing was his heart.

I recalled when Xiangzi and Mouse met Chen Goudan, the dark smile on the face of my mother and father, and the instructions before leaving: go outside and come back with a daughter-in-law, don’t go home without a wife, if the incense is cut off from you, Lao Tzu Shame to see the ancestors!
Pushing open the car door, Luo Tuo quickly entered the role of 'waiter', got out of the car, and respectfully opened the car door for Chen Dahuan's father-in-law and mother-in-law's family.

Chen Dahuan gave Camel a grateful look.

The father-in-law Chen Dahuan gave a noncommittal 'hmm' to the camel.

Chen Dahuan hurriedly pulled away the co-pilot, and when he got into the car, the camel stepped on the accelerator, and the car started. Along the way, Chen Dahuan tried to find some interesting topics, pointed to the ancient statue at the intersection of the county's big turntable, and said, this man is amazing , In ancient times, he was a great sage.

Then I asked my father-in-law's family if they had heard the story of Zeng Zi killing a pig.

Seeing that her parents seemed not to be very interested, the girl Susu quickly smoothed things over and said, "Then tell me, isn't Zeng Zi a saint? In ancient times, it was not said that 'a gentleman stays away from the kitchen'? Why did Zeng Zi kill pigs?"

Of course, Zeng Zi killed pigs, including "Gentlemen far away from the kitchen". The former one said that Zeng Zi's wife went to the market to buy things, but Zeng Zi's son pestered her and refused to let her go, so she lied to coax him to say that he had fun at home. When she comes back, she will kill a pig for her son to eat.Then Zeng Zi's wife came back and saw that Zeng Zi who had come back early had really killed the pig, so she asked him, she was coaxing the children just now, why did Zeng Zi really kill the pig?Zeng Zi explained that parents should set an example for their children. Children are young and ignorant, and they learn what they see. If parents fail to set an example of honesty and honesty, then children will go around deceiving others after learning it. When others ask him, he can say that his parents taught him.Isn't that a failing of being a parent?
The second one means that as a gentleman, you should read more sage books, seek to govern the world, and make contributions. Of course, you can’t be delayed by small things in the kitchen, so a gentleman should stay away from the kitchen, which is where women stay!
These words are what Chen Dahuan said to Susu when she was dating her.

Susu knew that Zeng Zi once taught in Chen Dahuan's hometown, and Chen Dahuan deliberately mentioned Zeng Zi, which meant to move the old ancestor out.

But Chen Dahuan also knew that his girlfriend was helping him, so he quickly said, "Zengzi's wife..."

But before he could open his mouth, the old father-in-law made trouble first, don't talk about those useless things, he came all the way here to see if you kill the pig or not, and can't get down to the kitchen.

What, the kitchen?Are you going to go to the kitchen in the future?Does that mean that our family Susu has served you inside and out?
When her husband mentioned that Chen Dahuan was not going to cook, as the mother-in-law and Susu's real mother, she quit.

Susu is the only girl in the family. We Susu are at home, but our hands don't get wet. She grows so big that my mother never let her go out of the kitchen!

If she hadn't insisted on marrying and suffering here, our family would never agree to this long distance!Okay, now that you're not married yet, you're yelling that we'll let Susu do all the housework by himself?
As soon as the old mother-in-law's face changed, she was immediately annoyed.

"Stop! Do you hear me, Chen Dahuan! I'll let you stop! Susu, get out of the car with mom, let's go, we can't end this marriage!"

"Mom! Listen to me, that's not what he meant. Dahuan didn't mean that. Dahuan, you're still in a daze. Explain to mom quickly, you."

"Aunt……"

"Okay, needless to say, let this driver drive quickly, who knows if the new house you prepared is rented to deceive people! Hmph!"

The mother-in-law was holding her arms, so proud that she could even feel the driving camel.

The camel touched Chen Dahuan, waited for the traffic light to clear, and asked Chen Dahuan to look at his mouth shape: Brother, bear with me, before you get married, you will be a grandson and a son, all for the sake of coaxing women into your hands. After marriage, you will be a master, let a woman give birth to you Children, multiply offspring, let a woman cook for you for a lifetime, warm the bed for a lifetime, isn't it just the thing in front of you, it's not the same now, getting married is like selling a girl, bear it, this business can be done, and it will make money!
The car soon arrived in Wulong Town. The mother-in-law took her daughter to see the house, and she was quite satisfied, but she asked the house to write her daughter's name, and in the future, the mother-in-law could not live in the house without her daughter's permission...

Some camels know about the latter, while others don't.

Later, when Luo Tuo received the call, he went to the 'Pond Villa' and took his younger brother to support Chen Dazhi.

But to use a camel's words: this mud horse is called marriage, it's like marrying a grandma!
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