Domineering little Shennong
Chapter 385 Love Is Just the Fart of Life
Chapter 385 Love Is Just the Fart of Life
county.
In front of the Zhonghua Hotel.
Father Chen held the phone in his right hand, and stood anxiously on the road where passing vehicles must pass, looking down at the phone in his hand from time to time.
Why haven't you come yet?
Half an hour has passed since the agreed upon time...
On the way to the county.
"I'm tired, I'm looking for a hotel, let's go and have a rest."
In the car, Zhang Xiaoyu looked unhappy.
After all, he is also a little fresh meat.
Originally, seeing that Chen Jiacun offered him a lot of money to speak for him, he was thinking about buying a sports car and needed a sum of money, so he agreed to Father Chen's invitation.
After getting off the plane, the person in charge of the agreement party didn't go to the airport to greet him in person, which made him a little upset.
On the way, he suddenly received another call, temporarily changing the plan and asking him to go to the county to accompany him for some drinks.
Zhang Xiaoyu finally couldn't help but exploded.
I'm here to speak for you!
After filming an advertisement, recording a video, and getting the money, I patted my ass and left immediately!
"I'm tired, find a hotel nearby, let's go to rest."
Zhang Xiaoyu said it again.
The driver showed a look of embarrassment, and stammered, "Brother Yu, this...isn't that good. Mr. Chen and the others are already waiting for us over there."
"Humph! I said who are you? Are you deaf, and still can't understand Chinese? Our Xiaoyu said he was tired, so he went to a hotel to rest. Hurry up, you can afford our Xiaoyu if you are exhausted." ?"
The broker sitting in the back row immediately refused to let go.
What a joke.
Do you know how big our Xiaoyu's card is?
It is a small mountain village, we, Xiaoyu, are willing to speak for you, this is a great honor to you.
"It's settled. Not only will you be fully responsible for all expenses from now on, but we, Xiao Yu, will also have to add another 150 million for hard work on the original basis."
The agent ordered, "Stop, stop, stop quickly, you have a brain IQ problem, right? I didn't see a hotel by the side of the road. I'm wronging you, Brother Yu, let's forcefully stay in this crappy hotel for one night. Wait. Then I will contact them, Mr. Chen, and ask him to drive the driver who has no winks immediately, and then ask them to add money, and call us the money immediately."
Brokers chattering endlessly...
Father Chen's phone rang, "Hey, where have you been? Why didn't you even answer the phone just now? Hurry up, the developers inside are waiting impatiently. We just found out that we just invited Zhang Xiaoyu to speak for our village. His daughter is very special. I like this Zhang Xiaoyu, so I want a signed photo, so I can take a photo with you. My old cow blows it out... Ah, what? Er Zaozi? You are not Er Zaozi! Who are you?... You can't come today gone?"
Father Chen's expression changed, and he asked the other party to speak clearly.
The agent said, "Another 150 million? No, no! 200 million! And 50 for brother Yu's mental damage!"
Chen's father was taken aback for a moment, and he just said, "Chenjiacun is beautiful, Chenjiacun is so beautiful." You fucking want 700 million for me?
Chen's father grabbed the phone, and at a certain moment, he wanted to smash the phone on the ground...
Chen Family Courtyard.
Chen Dazhi said: "Wenwen."
Jiang Wenwen gave a low 'hmm'.
Seeing that Jiang Wenwen didn't resist, Chen Dazhi quietly put his hand into Jiang Wenwen's clothes. Jiang Wenwen struggled symbolically, and let Chen Dazhi do whatever he wanted.
Nie Xiaoqian was very busy in the kitchen.
This is the first time to officially cook today, let Chen Dazhi taste her cooking.
"Wenwen, come over and serve the soup, it should be ready."
Nie Xiaoqian shouted in the kitchen.
Just as Chen Dazhi wanted to make a further move, his body froze suddenly.
Jiang Wenwen suddenly came back from the confusion of mind-chaos-love-fascination, turned around with a pretty blushing face, pushed Chen Dazhi away, and ran into the kitchen.
Nie Xiaoqian said: "Slow down, slow down Wen Wen, be careful of hot hands."
At the dinner table, Chen Dazhi broke open a bottle of beer in a guilty conscience, poured half a glass for Nie Xiaoqian, half a glass for Jiang Wenwen, and finally half a glass for himself.
Clearing his throat, Chen Dazhi said, "Knowing you is the greatest happiness in my life..."
As a result, before he finished speaking, he was interrupted by two women. Well, Chen Dazhi, don't be sour, we are old couples, as long as you can treat us better in the future, it will be more useful than your mouth full of nice words.
Jiang Wenwen suddenly asked, "What is love?"
Nie Xiaoqian said: "Love 'it' is a fart!"
Chen Dazhi: "..."
Jiang Wenwen said: "My big-b-brother's words are quite reasonable, the lyrics are good, and the song is also good."
Nie Xiaoqian nodded, "Love is just the fart of life, it torments me and also torments you." What Li Zhi said was so right, it was so flavorful.
Chen Dazhi quietly put the rice in his mouth, always feeling something weird today.
Nie Xiaoqian asked him if the food was delicious?
He nodded mechanically, and the soup was delicious. Jiang Wenwen said that Sister Xiaoqian is awesome, she is beautiful, can cook, and has a good personality. She is even rarer than a giant panda. To marry her is "Luozhi" (Chen Dazhi ) is a great blessing.
At this time, the phone rang.
There was sweat on Lu Nianxing's forehead, "Brother Chen, come to the city quickly, something happened, the old lady beat the mayor's wife!"
Chen Dazhi: "..."
Lu Nianxing said that now Shui Miaomiao, the old lady, and a group of old women in the village have all been taken away by the police. "We immediately mentioned the Xiaoyao faction and Brother Chen's name, but the other party saw The mayor's wife, you don't give us face at all."
He took advantage of the chaos, saw that nothing could be done, escaped, and was the first to call Chen Dazhi.
"Mayor's wife? Didn't my mother take the old girls from the village to the city to participate in the square dance competition, how could she fight with the mayor's wife?"
Chen Dazhi was full of doubts.
Where are all these.
You can still meet the mayor's wife by dancing a square dance, and the meteor shower that occurs once in a hundred years is probably nothing more than that.
However, with his current energy, he is really not afraid. Even the top management of Huaxia should give him some face.
Chen Dazhi said, "You should contact the old lady first so that the old lady does not suffer from it. I will be there right away."
Lu Nianxing suddenly raised his mouth and said, "Brother Chen, the mayor's wife seems to have something to do with you."
Isn't Mayor Yang's wife, Yang Mengmeng's mother, related to Chen Dazhi?
The first woman Chen Dazhi broke -chu was Yang Mengmeng!
After seeing Chen Dazhi answering the phone, Jiang Wenwen had a strange expression on his face, and couldn't help asking, "What's the matter?"
Nie Xiaoqian also looked at Chen Dazhi with concern.
Chen Dazhi opened his mouth, and suddenly felt as if his head had been kicked by a donkey, and he had a headache.
He didn't expect that when Yang Mengmeng's old mother met his mother for the first time, why would they fight?
Love is just the fart of life, and this fart came too timely!
(End of this chapter)
county.
In front of the Zhonghua Hotel.
Father Chen held the phone in his right hand, and stood anxiously on the road where passing vehicles must pass, looking down at the phone in his hand from time to time.
Why haven't you come yet?
Half an hour has passed since the agreed upon time...
On the way to the county.
"I'm tired, I'm looking for a hotel, let's go and have a rest."
In the car, Zhang Xiaoyu looked unhappy.
After all, he is also a little fresh meat.
Originally, seeing that Chen Jiacun offered him a lot of money to speak for him, he was thinking about buying a sports car and needed a sum of money, so he agreed to Father Chen's invitation.
After getting off the plane, the person in charge of the agreement party didn't go to the airport to greet him in person, which made him a little upset.
On the way, he suddenly received another call, temporarily changing the plan and asking him to go to the county to accompany him for some drinks.
Zhang Xiaoyu finally couldn't help but exploded.
I'm here to speak for you!
After filming an advertisement, recording a video, and getting the money, I patted my ass and left immediately!
"I'm tired, find a hotel nearby, let's go to rest."
Zhang Xiaoyu said it again.
The driver showed a look of embarrassment, and stammered, "Brother Yu, this...isn't that good. Mr. Chen and the others are already waiting for us over there."
"Humph! I said who are you? Are you deaf, and still can't understand Chinese? Our Xiaoyu said he was tired, so he went to a hotel to rest. Hurry up, you can afford our Xiaoyu if you are exhausted." ?"
The broker sitting in the back row immediately refused to let go.
What a joke.
Do you know how big our Xiaoyu's card is?
It is a small mountain village, we, Xiaoyu, are willing to speak for you, this is a great honor to you.
"It's settled. Not only will you be fully responsible for all expenses from now on, but we, Xiao Yu, will also have to add another 150 million for hard work on the original basis."
The agent ordered, "Stop, stop, stop quickly, you have a brain IQ problem, right? I didn't see a hotel by the side of the road. I'm wronging you, Brother Yu, let's forcefully stay in this crappy hotel for one night. Wait. Then I will contact them, Mr. Chen, and ask him to drive the driver who has no winks immediately, and then ask them to add money, and call us the money immediately."
Brokers chattering endlessly...
Father Chen's phone rang, "Hey, where have you been? Why didn't you even answer the phone just now? Hurry up, the developers inside are waiting impatiently. We just found out that we just invited Zhang Xiaoyu to speak for our village. His daughter is very special. I like this Zhang Xiaoyu, so I want a signed photo, so I can take a photo with you. My old cow blows it out... Ah, what? Er Zaozi? You are not Er Zaozi! Who are you?... You can't come today gone?"
Father Chen's expression changed, and he asked the other party to speak clearly.
The agent said, "Another 150 million? No, no! 200 million! And 50 for brother Yu's mental damage!"
Chen's father was taken aback for a moment, and he just said, "Chenjiacun is beautiful, Chenjiacun is so beautiful." You fucking want 700 million for me?
Chen's father grabbed the phone, and at a certain moment, he wanted to smash the phone on the ground...
Chen Family Courtyard.
Chen Dazhi said: "Wenwen."
Jiang Wenwen gave a low 'hmm'.
Seeing that Jiang Wenwen didn't resist, Chen Dazhi quietly put his hand into Jiang Wenwen's clothes. Jiang Wenwen struggled symbolically, and let Chen Dazhi do whatever he wanted.
Nie Xiaoqian was very busy in the kitchen.
This is the first time to officially cook today, let Chen Dazhi taste her cooking.
"Wenwen, come over and serve the soup, it should be ready."
Nie Xiaoqian shouted in the kitchen.
Just as Chen Dazhi wanted to make a further move, his body froze suddenly.
Jiang Wenwen suddenly came back from the confusion of mind-chaos-love-fascination, turned around with a pretty blushing face, pushed Chen Dazhi away, and ran into the kitchen.
Nie Xiaoqian said: "Slow down, slow down Wen Wen, be careful of hot hands."
At the dinner table, Chen Dazhi broke open a bottle of beer in a guilty conscience, poured half a glass for Nie Xiaoqian, half a glass for Jiang Wenwen, and finally half a glass for himself.
Clearing his throat, Chen Dazhi said, "Knowing you is the greatest happiness in my life..."
As a result, before he finished speaking, he was interrupted by two women. Well, Chen Dazhi, don't be sour, we are old couples, as long as you can treat us better in the future, it will be more useful than your mouth full of nice words.
Jiang Wenwen suddenly asked, "What is love?"
Nie Xiaoqian said: "Love 'it' is a fart!"
Chen Dazhi: "..."
Jiang Wenwen said: "My big-b-brother's words are quite reasonable, the lyrics are good, and the song is also good."
Nie Xiaoqian nodded, "Love is just the fart of life, it torments me and also torments you." What Li Zhi said was so right, it was so flavorful.
Chen Dazhi quietly put the rice in his mouth, always feeling something weird today.
Nie Xiaoqian asked him if the food was delicious?
He nodded mechanically, and the soup was delicious. Jiang Wenwen said that Sister Xiaoqian is awesome, she is beautiful, can cook, and has a good personality. She is even rarer than a giant panda. To marry her is "Luozhi" (Chen Dazhi ) is a great blessing.
At this time, the phone rang.
There was sweat on Lu Nianxing's forehead, "Brother Chen, come to the city quickly, something happened, the old lady beat the mayor's wife!"
Chen Dazhi: "..."
Lu Nianxing said that now Shui Miaomiao, the old lady, and a group of old women in the village have all been taken away by the police. "We immediately mentioned the Xiaoyao faction and Brother Chen's name, but the other party saw The mayor's wife, you don't give us face at all."
He took advantage of the chaos, saw that nothing could be done, escaped, and was the first to call Chen Dazhi.
"Mayor's wife? Didn't my mother take the old girls from the village to the city to participate in the square dance competition, how could she fight with the mayor's wife?"
Chen Dazhi was full of doubts.
Where are all these.
You can still meet the mayor's wife by dancing a square dance, and the meteor shower that occurs once in a hundred years is probably nothing more than that.
However, with his current energy, he is really not afraid. Even the top management of Huaxia should give him some face.
Chen Dazhi said, "You should contact the old lady first so that the old lady does not suffer from it. I will be there right away."
Lu Nianxing suddenly raised his mouth and said, "Brother Chen, the mayor's wife seems to have something to do with you."
Isn't Mayor Yang's wife, Yang Mengmeng's mother, related to Chen Dazhi?
The first woman Chen Dazhi broke -chu was Yang Mengmeng!
After seeing Chen Dazhi answering the phone, Jiang Wenwen had a strange expression on his face, and couldn't help asking, "What's the matter?"
Nie Xiaoqian also looked at Chen Dazhi with concern.
Chen Dazhi opened his mouth, and suddenly felt as if his head had been kicked by a donkey, and he had a headache.
He didn't expect that when Yang Mengmeng's old mother met his mother for the first time, why would they fight?
Love is just the fart of life, and this fart came too timely!
(End of this chapter)
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