Disciple of Chaos God

Chapter 148 Two Old Hooligans

Jun Bao uttered a lot of nonsense, only bluffing a few people in the hall.

"Big hooligan, my sister is over there." Dongfang Feifei pointed at her sister on the sofa, and glared at Jun Bao angrily.

"Ah..." Jun Bao walked around Dongfang Feifei a few times with a complex expression on his face, and suddenly realized, "Why do you look so alike, I can't even recognize which of you is right, hehe, sorry, I hugged the wrong person just now."

Dongfang Ao's face was full of black lines, sitting on the sofa watching Jun Bao's vivid performance, he couldn't help admiring his acting skills, just a few times, it's a pity that this bastard doesn't become the best actor.

But how did he know that Jun Bao's character has always been like this, if he were to know, he would have to vomit blood for three liters, quack...

Dongfang Feifei didn't get rid of this madman at all, she walked to her sister and chatted with her.

Seeing that no one paid attention to him, Jun Bao continued his great business of appraisal, took out a lot of antiques and put them on the ground, beat them for a long time, and let out a few wolf howls from time to time, causing the servants in the living room to stay away from him. Yes, everyone seems to be not very satisfied with this new uncle.

"Wow, this thing is definitely a treasure. I want it." Jun Bao held a bronze sword hanging on the wall and played with it for a long time. In fact, he was complaining in his heart that the rags collected by the Dongfang family were too bad , I looked around the whole room and didn't find a single good thing, so it's really sad that no one appreciates his performance here for a long time.

Not long after, a rumbling sound was heard outside. It seemed that the future father-in-law of the Dongfang family had arrived.Jun Bao didn't want to go to meet them, he had to continue to perform, otherwise his lifelike performance just now would be wasted.

Within a few minutes, a large group of people walked into the hall, Jun Bao glanced secretly, almost made him vomit blood, he unexpectedly saw Ouyang Qian, the person he least wanted to see.Mommy, why are all Ouyang's family here? This time, all the three aunts and six wives are here. It seems that they are going to have a joint trial.

Amitabha!Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable!Master, where did you die, your apprentice is miserable now, being criticized by others in a public trial meeting, my mother, please save your poor son, I'm going to miss! (The God of Chaos is very happy to see this situation. This little bastard is finally in a hurry. Why didn’t you call Master for help when you xxooed his daughter at the beginning. Now that you are caught by others, you know how to call Master, and why do you call Buddha? Oh respect, it’s a mess, NND, your master, I’m the most awesome god in this universe, I didn’t see you just now, call me master first, shit, you deserve it right for being drowned in saliva, hehe...)
Jun Bao pretended to be calm and stood next to the ancient shelf to continue appraising his antiques. He didn't know that his unscrupulous master had already cursed him once. If Jun Bao knew, there might not be a few beards left of the Chaos God. .

"Xiaobao, come here quickly, my parents and Sister Qian's family are all here." Dongfang Feifei was forced to call Junbao over, she didn't want to lose face in front of her family.

"Haha, I found another treasure!" Jun Bao roared, making the people who had just entered the room sweat profusely, with black lines appearing on their foreheads.

"What, Feifei, why did you call me just now?"

Dongfang Feifei couldn't take it anymore, and shouted angrily, "Bastard, if you don't come here again, I will never finish with you."

"Oh, oh, here I come, my lady!" Jun Bao strode towards Dongfang Feifei, not paying attention to the dozen or so contemptuous gazes beside him.

"Hmph, I'll clean you up later." Dongfang Feifei grabbed him and came to Dongfang Shuo, and introduced hesitantly, "Dad, this...this is...my boyfriend, his name is Wang Junbao".

Dongfang Shuo's body shape and appearance are similar to Dongfang Ao's, but he looks civilized, giving the impression that the two brothers happen to be well-versed in both literature and martial arts.Dongfang Shuo looked at his daughter with a smile, then looked at Junbao, and nodded in satisfaction, "Wang Junbao, right? I'm Feifei's father. I'll call you Xiaobao from now on, okay?".

"Whatever, Uncle." Jun Bao grinned, showing his white teeth, and that expression simply deserved a beating.

"Little Treasure" Ouyang Qian came to Jun Bao, gently pulled him in front of her parents, and introduced, "This is my father and mother. At this time, my aunt, this is my uncle." She introduced seven or eight people in a row, Finally, she introduced Junbao to them, but her confidence was obviously lacking, she said in a voice as thin as a mosquito, "My elders, his name is Wang Junbao, he is...my boyfriend", and the last few words were whispered So much so that even Jun Bao couldn't hear it when she was beside her.

Looking at Ouyang Bo secretly, this guy doesn't look like a good guy, with a mustache and a parted hair, he looks like a modern traitor.

Jun Bao continued to display his genius performance, and foolishly said to the elders in front of him, "Everyone, uncles and aunts, three aunts and six wives, hello! My name is Wang Junbao, please take care of me in the future, ha ha."

Ouyang Bo, the Patriarch of the Ouyang family, nodded in satisfaction and praised, "Okay, you are wise and stupid, Qian'er is a good son-in-law."

"I fall!"

"Boom..." A magnitude [-] earthquake occurred in the living room.

Jun Bao got up from the ground and looked at Ouyang Bo with a smile, and asked, "Well, uncle, you said it was his luck that your daughter found this young master, right?" Seeing Ouyang Bo nodding repeatedly, he continued to ask "Then can I make a simple request?"

"Okay, tell me"

Jun Bao pointed to the antique not far away and said, "Do you have any antiques in your house that are better than that one? If so, can you give it to me as a dowry when your daughter gets married?".

Livestock!Definitely livestock!Which family gave birth to the seed, why is it so thick-skinned...

More than a dozen people in the living room all raised their middle fingers, seriously despising this scumbag.Dongfang Feifei and Ouyang Qian had already felt ashamed to throw them at their grandma's house, and they disappeared in a flash.

Jun Bao rubbed the back of his head in embarrassment, and said with a naive smile, "Everyone, I don't know why you called my nephew over today."

Dongfang Shuo and Ouyang Bo looked at each other and nodded at the same time.Then Dongfang Shuo said to Jun Bao with a smile, "Xiao Bao, come with us, we have something to talk to you about."After all, Dongfang Shuo took the lead and walked to the martial arts field behind.

"Oh" Jun Bao hurriedly responded, and followed the two prospective father-in-laws into the room.

As soon as he entered the martial arts arena, Jun Bao was puzzled, and asked with a puzzled face, "You two uncles, why did you ask me to come here?"

Dongfang Shuo and Ouyang Bo kept looking at Junbao, seeing Junbao's goosebumps rising, and crying in his heart, "NND, these two old bastards can't be glass, how can this young master's vision become like this?" Oh, eh... how disgusting!"

"Damn it!" Dongfang Shuo and Ouyang Bo jumped up at the same time and pressed Jun Bao to the ground, waving their fists and slamming Jun Bao in the face like little hooligans fighting, cursing as they slammed, "I'm telling you to pretend, Tell you to play a fool, pretend, I will let you pretend, I will beat you to death."

"Ah..." Poor Jun Bao was beaten up by the two of them, he didn't even dare to fight back, watching the big fist hit his face, it was really miserable.

"bang"

"Aiyo" followed by Dongfang Shuo's final punch on Jun Bao's right eye, the fight between the two of them came to an end, the two stood up and clapped their hands while saying, "It's over, let's go, let's drink tea" .

My aunt can bear it, so can my uncle, but this young master really can't bear it!

"Stop, you two old bastards" Jun Bao looked like a beggar with a swollen nose, swollen face, and disheveled hair. He stood up angrily and yelled at the two of them with his hands on his hips, "NND, just now because you are elders, my young master asked you to do a few tricks, hehe , now it's my young master's turn to get mad."

"Yeah, I hit..."

"Boom...boom..." The two old men were beaten to the ground by Jun Bao one after another, feeling that it was not enough. He directly dragged the two of them together, rode on them, and slammed his bow left and right on the faces of the two of them. Regularly yelling "Two old bastards are being beaten by me, I shoot left and right"

"what…"

"ah…"

In the sky above the martial arts arena, the horrific screams echoed non-stop. Although the people outside knew who the voice was from inside, both of them were the heads of the family. They had specifically explained that no one was allowed to enter, so no one dared to disobey it. Patriarch's order.

Jun Bao swung his last punch, stood up feeling refreshed, blew a breath towards his clenched right hand, and proudly said, "It's over."Then he looked at the two pig heads on the ground who had been beaten so badly that even their mothers couldn't recognize them, and a very bright smile appeared on their faces.

"Ouch..." Dongfang Shuo got up slowly from the ground, and cursed angrily, "You little bastard, you dare to beat your own father-in-law. I'm so ruthless this time. Be careful next time."

"Ah, my old bones are about to fall apart." Ouyang Bo propped himself up weakly, stood up and pointed at Jun Bao and threatened, "Little bastard, remember it for me, and be careful when my Qian'er takes advantage of you to sleep!" It's time to click you, hehe... ".

While talking, Ouyang Bo made a scissors gesture, which made Jun Bao feel the chill behind him, his pupils dilated all the time, and he almost wanted to rush over and beat up these two old bastards again.

"What's going on?" Ouyang Qian and Dongfang Feifei were chatting in the room just now, when they suddenly heard Jun Bao's screams coming from the martial arts arena, they didn't take it seriously at first, until the screams of Ouyang Bo and Dongfang Shuo came from behind , the two of them rushed downstairs to ask everyone.

"You two don't go in, the Patriarch has ordered that no one can enter the martial arts arena." Dongfang Shuo's bodyguard stopped the two women and said to them in an orderly tone.

Within a few minutes, three pig heads walked out of the passage leading to the Martial Arts Field. Everyone was stunned for a moment, and then recognized the three of them when they saw their clothes.

"Boom..." All fell down!

"Hahaha" Loud laughter rang out in the hall. A total of more than 30 people including the disciples were lying on the ground covering their stomachs and laughing wildly. All the snot and tears came out. The scene is really magnificent!
The three walked to the sofa and sat down as if they were impotent, and stared at each other for a long time. Finally, the three raised their middle fingers at the same time and said hello to each other, "Damn!".But Jun Bao has two hands, while others have four, he was so angry that he almost wanted to use his supernatural powers to conjure up a dozen hands to compete with them.

Dongfang Ao got up first, saw the three of them fingering each other, almost made him faint again, hurried over to be a peacemaker, and persuaded with a smile, "The three of you are really not big or young, old and young, Look, one and two of you look like a pig's head, and you two old guys are almost a hundred years old together, don't you know how to let the junior?" Then he turned to look at Jun Bao and cursed "You little bastard, why are you fighting these two old guys? Haven't you learned to respect the old and love the young?".

"Damn," the three raised their middle fingers at the same time and cursed, "It's none of your business if we fight!".

(End of this chapter)