The Yuan Family of the Three Kingdoms I call the shots

Chapter 29

From ancient times to the present, there are many people who pretend to be smart in this world. They don't have much ability, and their IQs are not too high, but they have a common problem, that is, they are easy to show off.

Obviously, this Deng county magistrate of Nandun County is also one of them, but his way of showing off is a bit special. His show off is all about harming others and himself. As for him, he did not deceive himself or Yuan Jun, but he The irrelevant Liu Beijun was completely dragged into the water.

There were so many county government officials watching and listening in the courtyard in front of the hall, Gao Lan now confirmed Zhang Fei's identity again, I'm afraid Liu Beijun will completely forget this black pot in the future.

Before they met, he gave Liu Bei a shit bowl, Yuan Shang is really not very authentic.

Not long after Gao Lan entered the county government, Yuan Shang and Zhang Jai also occupied the four gates, main street intersections, dangerous places in the county, and military camps in the entire Nandun County.

Since Nandun County is a small county, there are not many people in the county seat, only less than a thousand people, and most of them are still asleep. If you meet Yuan Jun Wuqian elite, you will be defeated at the first touch.

Therefore, Yuan Jun's occupation of the entire county is as simple and clear as the autumn wind sweeping away fallen leaves.

Seeing that the entire Nandun County was under control, Yuan Shang immediately assigned the trivial matters of rectifying the county's funeral to the school captains under his command, while he led Zhang Jaw and some elites to the county government to meet Gao Lan.

After entering the county government office, all the officials in the county government office were gathered in the large courtyard in front of the main hall, while Gao Lan himself was sitting carelessly on the main seat in the main hall, like an ignorant The magistrate of the county, and the real magistrate of Nandun county was nodding and bowing his beard to Gao Lan, like a master, the scene was quite strange.

Seeing Yuan Shang and Zhang Jai entered the main hall of the county yamen, Gao Lan's face was overjoyed, he jumped up from his seat, and laughed loudly, "Nandun City is a small county, although the place is not big, the food and grass are really good. Quite a lot, this is enough for me to wait for a while."

Yuan Shang nodded with a smile, and was about to say a few words of emotion, but he saw the magistrate of Nandun County running over with a flattering smile on his face. Deng Chang, I have met Liu Yuzhou, General Guan!"

Well, the magistrate of Deng county is starting to think smart again.

Coincidentally, Zhang Jaw looks handsome and tall, with three long beards and beards on his chin. Except that his face is not red, the rest is really somewhat similar to the legendary Guan Yu.

He stroked the beard on his chin, opened his jaw and frowned, turned his head to look at Gao Lan suspiciously, but saw Gao Lan's face was slightly distorted, his eyeballs were chattering around, as if he was hesitating for something.

After a while, Gao Lan finally opened his mouth slowly and called out to Zhang Jaw.

"Second brother, stop pretending, he has already guessed our identities."

Jaws suddenly covered with black lines.

Yuan Shang's eyes rolled, and he almost thought about it in his heart.

Raising his hand and pointing to his nose, Yuan Shang smiled and asked Deng Xianzai: "If he is Guan Yu, then guess who I am?"

Deng Xianzai saw through the true identities of "Zhang Fei" and "Guan Yu" one after another, and his self-confidence soared unprecedentedly.

But seeing him waving his sleeves, pinching his fingers, walking in the main hall, like a master strategist who is talented in the world and unpredictable in ghosts and gods, he spoke in a fluttering manner.

"Your Excellency entered the county government just now. I saw that you are handsome and handsome, and you have an extraordinary appearance. I thought you were Liu Yuzhou himself, but when I looked closely, I saw that you are too young, and you seem to be less than ten years old." Therefore, I guess it is definitely not Liu Yuzhou himself, but you are able to stand side by side with Guan Zhang, your status must be detached, but I have heard for a long time that Liu Yuzhou has no children under his knees."

Speaking of this, I saw the governor of Deng County stepping up to the book case, raised his head and picked up the feather fan that was usually used for fanning the wind on the book case, like a generation of romantic military advisers, pointed at Yuan Shang from a distance, and said: "Your Excellency, is it Liu Yuzhou? Relatives, are they also relatives of the Han clan?"

In the entire hall of the county government, there was a sudden silence.

Yuan Shang, Zhang Jaw, and Gao Lan stared dumbfounded at Deng Xianzai, who was holding a feather fan with one hand behind his back, as if pointing the country, and was suddenly speechless.

after a long time
Yuan Shang was the first to come back to his senses, coughed softly, nodded and said: "The world is so big, and there are so many heroes! It's really unexpected that there are such talents in a small county with such a low-key identity. He figured it out."

Zhang Jaw was rendered speechless by Deng Xianzai's cleverness, while Gao Lan bit his lips tightly, fearing that if he couldn't hold back, he would burst out with joy.

"However"

Yuan Shang looked up and shook the feather fan, and he was so powerful that Deng Xianzai said: "Such a wonderful man, if he is reused by Cao Cao in the future, then it's okay? It's better to get rid of him as soon as possible."

Deng Xianzai's feather fan stopped shaking immediately.

"Come here, take this talented person down to cook, and don't leave a single scum to Cao Cao."

The feather fan in Deng Xianzai's hand fell to the ground immediately, and he fell to his knees with a "slap".

"General, I have wronged you!"

Yuan Shang chuckled and said, "Why are you being wronged? You are an unpredictable talent! Those who don't know may think you are a fortune teller. This has been confirmed by my own eyes."

The pear blossoms of Deng Xianzai were crying, and I felt pity: "But it's all under the hood."

"Mengdu is so accurate, then it's even more important to keep you here, come on, drag it on, drag it on!"

In a burst of wailing, Deng Xianzai was dragged out of the county government office by a group of Yuan Jun soldiers. The county government officials standing in the courtyard were all pale with fright, and each of them secretly Sigh.

Who said that Liu Bei's army is all teachers of benevolence and righteousness, isn't that also saying that killing people kills people?

But after thinking about it carefully, it seems that Liu Beijun can't be blamed for the whole thing, then Deng Xianzai is just looking for death on his own, why do you say you are idle and have nothing to show off?

Look at what I gave him just now, if it were me, I would kill it too.

Seeing Deng Chang being dragged out, Zhang Jai immediately said to Yuan Shang in a low voice: "Third Young Master, do we really want to kill this foolish magistrate?"

Yuan Shang shook his head with a smile, and said: "No, I was teasing him. I will quietly take him and his family to the military camp to settle down, and take them with me when I leave. I am killing chickens." Let the monkeys see, let these officials of the county government be more honest, don't have any crooked thoughts, and settle down the fact that we are Liu Guanzhang by the way."

Zhang Jai nodded when he heard the words, then turned around and arranged to go.

However, Yuan Shang walked out of the main hall and smiled at the officials in the yard: "You don't have to be afraid. I came here today just to collect food and not to kill people randomly. As long as you are obedient, your lives will naturally not be killed!"

The officials of the county government nodded hurriedly when they heard the words.

Yuan Shang nodded when he heard the words, and said: "This general and the two generals Guan and Zhang were ordered by Liu Yuzhou. They were ordered to come here for dinner. I have 5000 troops under my command, and the boats and cars are exhausted. You go to arrange the manpower and make it out of pots." Meals, prepare food for [-] people, and prepare rations for ten days in addition, without delay, if there is any delay, it is disobedience to the emperor's will, and the end will be like... like that talented county magistrate!"

The officials of the county government couldn't help being a little confused when they heard the words.

Emperor's decree?Eat with clothes and orders?
"What are you doing in a daze, don't hurry up!"

"promise!"

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Not long after, all the camps in Nandun County, including the main hall of the county government, began to light firewood, build bonfires, and set up food tripods, and white smoke of boiling water floated from the tripods.The aroma of boiled vegetables and boiled meat mixed together, and spread little by little throughout the city.

The soldiers of Yuan Jun, who had been hungry for a long time, gathered around the bonfire in piles, their eyes glowing with strange green light, looking at the vegetables and cooked meat steamed in the food cauldron, swallowing hard.

As soon as the food in the tripod was cooked, everyone rushed forward, grasping or pinching, snatching or stuffing, filling their mouths full, as if they had never seen rice in eight lifetimes, only the people in the county who prepared the food The officials stared wide-eyed in surprise.

In the hall of the county government, Yuan Shang, Zhang Jaw, and Gao Lan were not polite, they stuffed the pork in the tripod into their mouths wheezingly.

The officials of the county government who were waiting on the side all blushed. Looking at Yuan Shang's eating and smelling the fragrance, their adam's apples moved, and they also became addicted to gluttony.

Yuan Shang nodded his head while eating: "Yes, the dishes are very good. The emperor will remember your merits. When the emperor's uncle conquers the Central Plains and wipes out the national thieves, you will definitely be included in the credit book of the restoration of the Han Dynasty. A solid stroke."

When Gao Lan heard the words, there was a "puchi", and he almost spit out a mouthful of rice without holding back.

(End of this chapter)