The Yuan Family of the Three Kingdoms I call the shots

Chapter 63 The Covenant
Just when Cao Jun and Liu Jun were plotting against each other in Ye Yuan, Yuan Shang, Chang Xi, and Lu Lingqi retreated to the left and right in the hall of the Jiuli Mountain camp. with.

Chang Xi held a straw stalk in his hand, and the old god was shaving his teeth, then he lowered his head and gave a mouthful of "pooh", spit out a piece of dirt in his mouth, looked up at Yuan Shang, and said slowly: "You leave me alone Called into this hall, what is it, tell me!"

Yuan Shang frowned when he heard the words, and said dissatisfiedly: "Mr. Chang, this is your fault. Didn't I tell you what I wanted to tell you just now outside the hall? It's only worth two cups of tea. Kungfu, why did you forget about it?"

Chang Xi smiled, and said to Yuan Shang in a playful way: "I was born with a bad memory and a great forgetfulness! When I listen to everything, it goes in the left ear and comes out the right ear. For ordinary trivial things, I need to listen to it ten times. I have an impression from the above, if you don't bother me, please tell me ten times!"

Yuan Shang's face darkened, he turned his head and asked Lu Lingqi beside him in a low voice, "Is this bastard playing with me?"

Lu Lingqi frowned slightly, and said in a low voice: "Chang Xi is a person who always speaks dirty words, it's better to take advantage of others with his mouth, you don't need to be as knowledgeable as him, hurry up and get down to business."

"That can't be done. If you talk about skill, my son, I have never suffered a disadvantage since I was a child. If I let this old bastard take advantage of me today, what face will I have in the circle in the future?" happy.

Lu Lingqi's heart tightened, thinking of Yuan Shang's incomprehensible virtues, she secretly thought something bad was going to happen.

Sure enough, Yuan Shang turned his head, raised his mouth slightly at Chang Xi, and that familiar smirk hung on the corner of his mouth again.

"Chang Gong, do you know why your memory is bad?"

Chang Xi raised his eyebrows, and subconsciously asked with a big grin: "I don't know, the young master knows?"

"Because you're bald."

Chang Xi was taken aback when he heard the words, and subconsciously raised his hand to touch his shiny head, it was white and very tactile
Chang Xi's complexion suddenly changed.

"Fart! You shit! You're the fucking bald! You're bald!" Chang Xi's eyes suddenly lit up, but it was because Yuan Shang was really angry at what he said.

People with defects naturally don’t want others to say that they have defects, just like lame people don’t want others to see their legs, so they put on prosthetic limbs; blind people don’t want others to see their eyes, so they put on prosthetic eyes ;Korea sticks don't want people to say they are ugly, so they like plastic surgery the most; little devils don't want people to say that their kennels are shabby, so they have to blackmail other people's islands. .

Chang Xi is also a human being with a small heart. When others say his shortcomings, he naturally behaves the same way. He swears, is cheap, and is stupid.

Seeing Chang Xi's chest rising and falling and panting heavily, Yuan Shang coughed lightly, and added another strong medicine to him.

"You bald man, is it congenital or acquired?"

Chang Xi became angry again when he heard the words: "Fuck your mother! You were born bald! Your parents and ancestors were all born bald!"

Yuan Shang nodded slowly when he heard the words, and said: "Oh, what you mean is that it was cut the day after tomorrow? Alas, the hair and skin of the body are the parents of the parents, so you can't abandon it. Chang Gong, you are really troublesome. It's okay to cut your hair, if your parents see it, you will be naughty and vomit blood?"

Chang Xi was furious, gritted his teeth and said angrily: "You know what a fart! I don't have a good relationship with them, and I just want to piss them off! How about it, can't you?!"

"Then there's no need to cut it to the end. It's so clean, can it grow back? You're obviously hurting others and not benefiting yourself. Didn't you shave it?"

Chang Xi: "."

Lu Lingqi on the other side looked at Chang Xi, who was furious, and then at Yuan Shang, who had a serious face. Finally, a slight slack appeared on his flat and indifferent face. come out.

Chang Xi saw that Lu Lingqi, who had been teased and made fun of him in front of him just now, turned her head to laugh at him at this moment, her old face became more and more unbearable, she suddenly pulled the sword at her waist, and was about to go up to fight Yuan Shang.

Lu Lingqi's face turned serious, she also drew her sword out of its sheath, turned her face and said coldly: "Mr. Chang, it's just a few jokes, why take it seriously?"

Chang Xi glanced at the sword in Lu Lingqi's hand with a gloomy expression, weighed the pros and cons, and slowly put the sword back into the sheath, forced a smile and said, "Don't blame my niece, it's just that what this son said is too irritating. Inadvertently, out of control, out of control."

Yuan Shang was a little dissatisfied when he heard the words, and said: "Hey, why are you scolding people! Who is my good son scolding?"

"Good son scolds you for farting! You are the son! You are the grandson! Grandson!"

Yuan Shang didn't give in, and immediately retorted: "You are a grandson."

Chang Xi: "."

After a long while, I finally saw Chang Xi, who was always fond of taking advantage of his mouth with his vicious tongue, knelt down on the seat, looking at the depths of the hall with a blank face, and his two copper bell-sized eyes were empty and lifeless. , His face was full of helpless frustration.

Yuan Shang took a deep breath, looked at Chang Xi sympathetically for a while, and asked seriously: "Are you convinced? Are you still playing?"

Chang Xi gave him a cold look without making a sound.

"If you don't play, I'll get down to business." Yuan Shang opened his mouth to change the subject.

"Let it go!"

Yuan Shang coughed heavily, cleared his throat and said, "That's right, bald man."

Chang Xi stared wide-eyed, as if he was about to get angry again.

"I'm sorry, but I just wanted to say, Lord Chang, based on what I know about you, your motive for wanting to rebel against Cao Cao this time is correct. I think back then, you and Zang Ba, Sun Guan, Wu Dun, Yin Li, and Sun Kang are all Taishan bandits. They dominate one side and have a lot of prestige. They can be called local snakes. When Cao Cao attacked Xuzhou, he did not attack you. There are many adversities, and for Cao Cao, it is really helpless."

Chang Xi snorted when he heard the words, but didn't speak, as if he acquiesced to Yuan Shang's statement.

But listening to Yuan Shang continued slowly: "But the situation is different now. First, two years ago Cao Cao sent Pei Mao to summon the generals in Guanzhong Duan Yan and others to conquer Li Jue and destroy his three clans. He ordered Zhong Yao to sit in Chang'an, and the governor of Guanzhong General, to pacify Guanzhong; later Zhang Xiu led the crowd to surrender, and ordered Cao Ren to sit in Wancheng and stabilize the southern border; fought away Liu Bei and regained Xuzhou, and settled the east road; Said, Cao Cao was attacked on all sides and besieged on all sides, so he didn't care about you Taishan gangsters, so he could only use the strategy of appeasement. However, in recent years, the number of enemies around him has become less and less. There are more and more soldiers, and the power is getting stronger and stronger, and for you, it is more and more free to take action, am I right?"

Chang Xi sneered, and said, "That's right! That's why I want to lead my troops to rebel before he destroys me! Why, do you have an opinion?"

"Of course I have no objection if you want to rebel against Cao. It's just that what you said just now, since you want to rebel, why don't you join our powerful Yuan family instead of forming an alliance with the precarious Liu Bei?"

Chang Xi snorted, and said: "Don't say that your Yuan family is far away in Hebei, so it's hard to rely on, I just went, with Yuan Shao's arrogance that he was born in four generations and three princes? Can you accept me as a group of bandits? "

Yuan Shang heard the words and pondered carefully, and because of Yuan Shao's character of caring about his own reputation, he really wouldn't accept bandits easily.

"You don't try it? How do you know?" After thinking about it, Yuan Shang still wanted to persuade him.

Hearing the words, Chang Xi disdainfully said: "Try? Do you still need to try? In your border of Hebei, Chu Feiyan has nearly [-] thieves under his command. With such a big help, Yuan Shao still refuses to surrender. What's more, there are less than ten thousand people under my command! It's ridiculous!"

Yuan Shang blinked his eyes when he heard the words, turned his head and asked Lu Lingqi curiously, "I do know that Emperor Xiaocheng has a beautiful wife named Zhao Feiyan, and this Chu Feiyan is a magician?"

Lu Lingqi couldn't help rolling her eyes when she heard the words, and sighed, "Chu Feiyan is the current leader of the Black Mountain Army, Zhang Yan. His original surname was Chu, but he later changed his surname to Zhang."

Yuan Shang shook his head, and said angrily: "It's too unfilial, can the surname be changed casually? If I were his father, I would slap him hard."

Lu Lingqi and Chang Xi couldn't help being silent.

After a while, Fang heard Lu Lingqi continue: "Feiyan is his nickname. In today's world, there are many thieves, but in terms of power and the most troops, the Heishan Feiyan thieves are the most! Now He, in your Hebei, can be regarded as the biggest internal trouble."

Chang Xi nodded and said: "Niece Xian is right. It's not that I don't want to vote for Hebei, but your Yuan family's vision is too high and you pay too much attention to status. With the power of Feiyan thief, you can't join Yuan Shaozhi just because you are a thief. Eyes? Why do I have to look for trouble!"

Yuan Shang nodded when he heard the words, and suddenly said: "It turns out that you are because of this, that's good, but if after I return to Hebei, I persuade the Yuan family to recruit the thieves from Heishan, so what? You anti-Cao thieves , would you like to submit to the Yuan family?"

Chang Xi never expected Yuan Shang to say such a sentence, and couldn't help but be tongue-tied.

After thinking for a while, I saw Chang Xi standing up abruptly, and said boldly: "Okay! If it is true as you said, the Yuan family in Hebei is willing to accept the Feiyan thief, and I will go to defect even if I travel thousands of miles. Not only that, among the famous thieves in the world today, Xu He from Jinan, Sima Ju from Le'an, Lei Xu from Huainan, Chen Lan from Lujiang, Mei Cheng from Jingdong, Shang Yao from Taiyuan, Liu Xiongming from Kansai, Xia Yang's Jin Fu and the Jinfan bandits in the Yangtze River all have some friendship with Lao Tzu, if you, Yuan Shi, are sincerely willing to accept these Luocao brothers from east, west, north and south, what's the point of me being an introduction?"

Yuan Shang nodded and said with a smile: "Okay! Since that's the case, it's a deal. When I return to Hebei, the first thing I do is ask the general to recruit the Black Mountain bandits."

Chang Xi smiled coldly, and said: "With Yuan Shao's temperament, it may not be so easy for him to accept the bandits."

"I have my own way, don't worry, Baldy."

Chang Xi suddenly became furious: "Who are you calling bald? You are bald! Your parents and ancestors are all bald!"

(End of this chapter)