The Yuan Family of the Three Kingdoms I call the shots

Chapter 771 Sima Yi's Gift
Beside Xichuankou, Zhuge Liang led his troops to seize Xichuankou, wanting to get back the main road, but he didn't want to let Zhuge Liang use all kinds of tricks and tricks repeatedly, so Sima Yi decided to die.

Can't stick to it.

As the saying goes, if the enemy does not move, I will not move; if the enemy moves, I will not move; if the enemy moves again, I will not move; if the enemy moves frequently, I will not move.

Anyway, I, Sima Yi, deserve this shrinking turtle. Let's see what Zhuge Liang can do with me?
Sima Yi responded to all changes without change, and only made Zhuge Liang grey. The so-called flies don't bite seamless eggs, but Sima Yi, a bastard, doesn't have a single hole, what can you do to me?

At the mouth of Xichuan, Zhuge Liang was riding in a small boat, under the protection of General Wenpin, looking at the impregnable Sima Yi Water Village in the distance, he couldn't help but feel a deep powerlessness.

Gently swaying the feather fan in his hand, after a long time, Zhuge Liang sighed heavily, stood up slowly from the small boat, and said, "It seems that I can only use that trick."

Behind Zhuge Liang, General Wenpin cupped his hands and asked, "Does the military master have a way to deal with Sima Yi?"

Zhuge Liang nodded and said: "There is no other way to deal with this kind of person, but to insult him and force him to fight!"

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On the second day, an envoy came out from the camp of the Shu army and went to Yuan Dazhai with a gift carefully prepared by Zhuge Liang for Sima Yi.

When the two armies were at war, it was common for them to send envoys to communicate. Sima Yi could be considered an old fritter on the battlefield.

After seeing the ceremony, the envoy of the Shu army went straight to the topic and said: "My military adviser has heard of Mr. Sima Yi's name for a long time, but rarely sees him. Today, I am specially ordered to bring a gift and a letter. Come to see Mr. Sima Yi. It is a small gift, please Don't refuse, sir."

Sima Yi raised his eyebrows when he heard the words, Zhuge Liang gave me a gift?That's right!
Waving his hand, Sima Yi said with a smile: "Since it is a gift from Mr. Kong Ming, I should keep it safe."

The envoy then presented the letter in the gift box. Sima Yi opened the wooden box on the table, looked at the contents, and couldn't help but change his expression.

But in the wooden box, there is a set of women's clothes impressively, and it also comes with rouge, gouache and hairpin.

Sima Yi picked up the letter and glanced at its contents. The general meaning of the letter is that you Sima Yi, as the commander of the three armies, is only a coward. Hurry up and eunuch yourself, put on women's clothes, put on gouache, put hairpins on, and be an old woman!Such a high-end career as the commander of the armed forces is not suitable for you, and a housewife is what you should do.

After reading this letter, Sima Yi's face couldn't help but twitch, and the anger in his heart almost reached a level that couldn't be added.

Seeing this, Le Jin who was next to him couldn't help becoming angry from embarrassment. He got up and pulled out his sword, and said angrily: "Mr. Zhuge, how dare you do this? I will kill you! I will kill you first, and then I will kill Mr. Zhuge!"

After finishing speaking, he was about to swing his sword to chop the messenger, but Sima Yi suddenly said calmly, "Stop!"

When everyone heard the words, they all turned to look at Sima Yi.

But seeing that Sima Yi seemed to have regained his composure, with a smile on his face again, he lightly covered the gift box, and persuaded Le Jin, "If the two armies are at war, if you don't kill them, the Lord will always educate you on the day." We can have nothing, but we must have quality.”

Seeing what Sima Yi said, Le Jin had no choice but to put the sword back into the scabbard, then sat back in place and sulked.

Sima Yi closed the gift box with a smile, and said, "I accept this gift from Mr. Kong Ming! The envoy has come all the way, and it is very hard work, so please go back later when you come, come, I invite you to dinner, let's drink point!"

When the envoy heard this, his mouth could not help but drop to the ground in astonishment. Not only did Sima Yi not kill him, but he also accepted the gift...and even invited him to dinner?
This person must be sick!

When I was young, the food and drink arrangements were made, and Sima Yi personally accompanied him. During the dinner, Sima Yi asked the envoy Zhuge Liang about his daily situation.

The envoy then told Sima Yi that Zhuge's military divisions worked hard without complaining, and that they had to do all the affairs of the three armies by themselves. Sometimes they would work until midnight, with little sleep and not much food.

Hearing this, Sima Yi sighed: "Mr. Zhuge is working so hard, but he eats and sleeps less. It's really hard work. How can I get it in the long run? Well, it's not rude to come and go. Your Mr. Kong Ming even gave me gifts. How can I do it?" If I don’t give a gift in return, I will have someone send it back to Mr. Zhuge in the future, which is considered a little bit of my care.”

The messenger obediently agreed, and left immediately after the banquet.

As soon as the envoy left, Le Jin said to Sima Yi: "Zhuge Liang is too bullying! Isn't this clearly shitting on our heads? Can you bear it?"

Sima Yi shook his head and said: "Zhuge Liang, as a military advisor, was delayed here by us. He must be anxious. The situation of the Shu army in every battlefield is extremely difficult. He is eager to go back to help Liu Bei, but he can't abandon us. Therefore, he came up with this aggressive method, trying to force us to fight for a quick battle, but I just can't fall into his tricks, even if I don't fight, even if I delay, I will grind him to death!"

Le Jin said: "Even if you want to grind him to death, can you bear such an insult?"

Sima Yi showed a strange smile.

"Of course I can't bear it! So, I also have a gift for him in return!"

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On the second day, from Yuan Jun's army stronghold, an eloquent envoy took Sima Yi's "carefully prepared" gift to the Shu army camp.

Yesterday, the envoy came back to report that Sima Yi was not only not angry when he saw the gift letter, but also invited him to dinner with a smile, which made him very embarrassed.

After Zhuge Liang knew about it, apart from being disappointed, he became more wary and attached importance to Sima Yi.

But Zhuge Liang never expected that Sima Yi would send someone to give him a gift after a day.

Sima Yi accepted his insult graciously, and Zhuge Liang would naturally not lose to him in tolerance, so he also sat on a four-wheeled cart and greeted Yuan Jun's envoy in person.

The envoy met Zhuge Liang, and after a few words of politeness, he revealed the gift Sima Yi gave to Zhuge Liang.

Seeing this gift, Zhuge Liang suddenly couldn't laugh anymore.

Sima Yi actually sent someone to bring a stretcher.

Putting the stretcher in the middle of the camp, Yuan Jun's envoy began to explain the function of the stretcher to Zhuge Liang vividly.

"Yesterday, Mr. Sima of my family personally asked the envoy of your army about Mr. Zhuge's physical condition. He knew that Mr. Zhuge must be respectful in everything. He works hard every day, lacks sleep and eats less, and is already in a wheelchair at a young age!"

Zhuge Liang's expression changed when he heard the words, and he subconsciously reached out to touch the "four-wheeled vehicle" under his buttocks...

The bastard Sima Yi actually called the four-wheeled vehicle he was riding in a wheelchair...

Regardless of Zhuge Liang's expression, the emissary continued to smile and said, "Mr. Sima of my family is thinking about it. Mr. is in such poor health that he doesn't know how to take good care of it. It was eliminated, so I specially designed such a stretcher myself, and sent me to give it to Mr. Zhuge!"

After finishing speaking, he turned around, stretched out his hand, and said with a smile: "Mr. Sima said, this stretcher is uniquely designed by our skilled craftsmen in Hebei. layer! Lying on it is not only silky and supple, but also has a strong load-bearing capacity!"

After finishing speaking, the messenger went to the side of the stretcher, pulled the lifting rod, and continued to smile: "Mr. Zhuge, look at how good this stretcher is, it is specially designed for you...it can be extended if it is not enough!"

On both sides of the handsome tent, Zhuge Liang's generals of the Shu army were itching their teeth with anger, wishing they could go up and kill Yuan Jun's envoy who was selling wheelchairs, but their own envoy went to insult Sima Yi yesterday, and not only received courteous treatment, but also had food and drink.

Now that the enemy's envoy is here, it's fine if he doesn't entertain him. If he kills him, wouldn't it appear that his side is narrow-minded and not as generous as Sima Yi?
Ever since, everyone held back their energy and told themselves not to kill him.

Zhuge Liang looked at the stretcher sent by Sima Yi, he was a little dumbfounded.

Looking at the number one wise man in Yuan Jun, he was far more difficult to deal with than he thought.

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After sending Yuan Jun's envoy away, Zhuge Liang fell into deep thought.

Sima Yi's forbearance is not only powerful, but he also has the means to fight back. This is the first time he has encountered such a difficult opponent since his debut. It seems that ordinary methods are not effective for him. If you want to lure For him to fight, he needs to spend more money and use more sophisticated strategies.

After pondering for a while, Zhuge Liang's eyes lit up suddenly, and he ordered to the outside world: "Find Wenpin to see me!"

When I was young, Wen Pin came to see Zhuge Liang: "Military Master, what orders do you have for summoning the general?"

Zhuge Liang swayed the feather fan in his hand, and said calmly: "Tomorrow, the three armies will be prepared immediately, and the whole army will march eastward. No more wasting time with Sima Yi here, and return directly to Jiangling!"

Wen Pin was startled when he heard this, and said: "Military commander, Xichuankou is the main road! Sima Yi has strong soldiers and horses, and there are also famous generals such as Zhang Liao, Li Dian, and Le Jin. If you ignore them, you don't know about this enemy army. It will be too late to regret what you will do, and I hope the military commander will think twice."

Zhuge Liang waved his hand and said: "Sima Yi insists on not fighting, and it is useless to waste it. General Wen, don't be suspicious, just do as Liang said, and prepare the army and horses to retreat immediately tomorrow."

After Wenpin left, Zhuge Liang immediately raised his head, let out a long breath, and showed a smile at the corner of his mouth.

Sima Yi, Sima Yi, even if you lock your head again, this time, Liang will play to the greatest extent, I don't believe you can still hide in the camp and not come out!
As for the stretcher I sent you, we have to compare each other this time, and make a good comparison.

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(End of this chapter)