The Yuan Family of the Three Kingdoms I call the shots

Chapter 98

Yuan Shang is an honest person, although sometimes he likes to cheat and play tricks, but generally speaking, he is still a good boy who abides by the law, corrects mistakes, and seeks truth from facts. Questions, he likes to express his true thoughts.

In ancient times, there were Xuanzao Cavalry of the Tang Dynasty, Chen Qingzhi's White Robe Army, Yue Fei's Beiwei Army, Temujin's Cowardly Xue Army, and Yuan Chonghuan's Guanning Iron Cavalry. The names of any one sound restrained, imposing, and majestic.Compared to these, Wuji is an embarrassing name, Yuan Shang felt that he had an obligation and a need to complain to Tian Feng.

After all, his original intention was to give this cavalry a name that could scare the enemy to death, not a name that could laugh the enemy to death. Although they were both dead, it was obvious that the meaning of death was a bit different.

Therefore, Yuan Shang remonstrated directly, and expressed his thoughts very clearly.This is an advantage, but also a disadvantage.

For example, now, this deficiency is particularly obvious.

"You think Tian's name is not good?" Tian Feng stared, obviously hurting his self-esteem.

The stubborn donkey's mind is actually quite fragile.

Yuan Shang explained: "It's not that it's not good, but it's a bit vulgar. Although it's a big trend to name the elite with the names of places and beasts, why can't we get out of this way?"

Tian Feng was stunned for a moment, and then said: "Then what do you think is the best name?"

Yuan Shang was overjoyed when he heard the words, and hurriedly said: "Cao Cao's elite are called tiger and leopard cavalry. Our cavalry might as well be called dragon and phoenix cavalry. They are both dragon and wind, and they are firmly ahead of tiger and leopard cavalry. What do you two think?"

Tian Feng and Jushou looked at each other sadly, then shook their heads and sighed in silence.

"Second gentlemen, why don't you speak?"

Tian Feng stroked his beard, and said in a generous tone: "Third Young Master, please tell me with your conscience, among the three of us, who is the most vulgar?"

Yuan Shang was stunned, thinking for a long time, finally his shoulders slumped, and he sighed helplessly: "I am vulgar, I am too vulgar, I still need to ask the two gentlemen for advice and study hard."

"Threesomes, there must be my teacher. The young master can see through his own shortcomings, and he is not so thorough. There are still some rescues, and we need to be encouraged in the future."

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In the early morning of the next day, Yuan Shang, Tian Feng, and Ju Shou came to the prison in Wuji County under the protection of a group of guards.

The prison was near the edge of the city, in a remote location, dirty and outdated, quite unbearable.

As soon as he took a step in, a foul smell rushed towards him, almost fuming Yuan Shang.

On the contrary, Tian Feng and Ju Shou have been in prison for a long time, and they have long been accustomed to this smell.Now that they suddenly smelled the atmosphere of the long-lost prison, not only did they not feel disgusted, but they both closed their eyes and took deep breaths, as if they had a nostalgic meaning of returning to their hometown.

Seeing this, Yuan Shang couldn't help wiping away his sweat. He really didn't know that this place was like the Bone Cave described in the old Mr. Wu Chengen's magical work. What bright spots are worth the two of them to miss with their eyes closed.

As the leading jailer walked inside, Yuan Shang felt that the downward slope was getting bigger and bigger as he walked. It seems that most of the prison is still repaired underground, like a huge cellar. No wonder the air is so dirty , presumably due to lack of ventilation.

As Yuan Shang and others walked deeper and deeper, the prisoners in the cages on both sides also began to move one after another, lying on the wooden railings one by one, their eyes were slightly cloudy on their skinny cheeks, but there was There is no shortage of weird light colors.

The way they looked at Yuan Shang and the others was like a group of ferocious beasts that had found food. Just looking at them made people get goosebumps.

Yuan Shang was furiously stared at by the group of prisoners, and asked the guard who led the way: "I said, there is something wrong with the way these people look at me, it seems that they are not looking at another person at all, but looking at the slaughtered animals. .”

The jailer grinned, and said: "My lord, these prisoners are all waiting to be executed. Because the post of county magistrate has been vacant and there is no express order to execute them, they have been locked here. Few people pay attention to it on weekdays. After a long time, the prisoners in the same prison will kill and eat each other, and they will look at people like they look at animals, but they themselves are no longer human."

"Kill each other and eat?"

Yuan Shang's body suddenly felt cold: "Don't you usually give them food?"

The jailer sighed lamentably: "Send it away, but it's only once a few days. The treasury in the county is poor, and it's not enough to meet all kinds of expenses. How can we spare time to manage these prisoners? Life is as cheap as a dog in troubled times. It’s hard for people outside, let alone these sinful bodies? It’s good to have something to eat.”

When Yuan Shang heard the words, he couldn't help but sigh with emotion.

Just as he lowered his head and was thinking, he suddenly saw in the cage on the right, a black shadow suddenly flew out from the fence, and hit Yuan Shang's head impartially.

"Who? Who threw things?"

Yuan Shang looked down angrily, his whole body trembled, but he saw half of a humanoid skeleton that had been gnawed and rolled around his feet. The flesh and skin on it were gone, only some messy hairs and bones were mixed with it. There are also a few deep tooth marks on the face, which are faintly visible.

"Hahahaha~~!" In a prison on the right hand side, a stocky, bald-headed man mockingly laughed at Yuan Shang, his laughter was sharp and loud, very frightening.

Following the long laugh of the bald savage, all the prisoners in the surrounding prisons booed blindly, and the prison, which was still very quiet just now, suddenly became chaotic, with ghosts crying and wolves howling.

"Iron voice! At least you can chew on that head for another three days. How can you be so ruined? If you don't want it, just leave it to me!"

"That's right, the thing that ruined the world, it's cheap for nothing, that white-faced bastard! It's disgusting!"

"Hey, the white-faced boy has red skin and white flesh, and it looks really delicious!"

"Come here, let me nibble on your face, and taste it for your parents, hahaha~~"

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Jushou looked cold, looked back and forth at the howling prisoners, shook his head and sighed: "Where are these people? They are clearly a group of monsters."

As soon as the words fell, the barbarian known as the iron voice threw a human rib from the prison, and knocked it on Jushou's head with a spin, and immediately knocked him staggering, his body became unstable, Almost fell to the ground.

Inside the prison, there was another burst of howling laughter.

Yuan Shang collected himself, walked to the iron-voiced prison, and said angrily: "Ghost, I didn't provoke you or provoke you, who are you gesturing with a broken bone stick to scare?"

The prisoner known as the iron voice was not angry when he heard the scolding, but threw another shoulder blade from the edge of the wooden fence, which was barely avoided by Yuan Shang.

"Little Jiaoniang, you are right to say that I am a slut. This is the fault of my father, a dead ghost. No wonder you, but you call me a ghost, but it is wrong. I am short, but it is just flesh and blood. It’s just shrunk a little, but it looks small, but it’s really big. Give you another bone!” This man’s speech was stinky and long like a tongue twister, but he lived up to his reputation as an iron voice.

After the iron voice said, he raised his hand and another human bone flew out, which immediately caused the prisoners in the prison to laugh wildly.

When I was young, I saw prisoners in other prisons imitating that golden voice, picking up all kinds of human bones, weeds, and even filthy things from their own prisons, screaming and throwing them at Yuan Shang and others, teasing with the fruit in the zoo. Like a monkey, it's a good meal to vent and smash.

The people outside the prison didn't step up their guard, and they were at a loss for a while, but they were bombarded by the people in the prison, and they were hit by bits and pieces of dirty things. Although it didn't hurt, it was disgusting. to die.

After Yuan Shang was smashed into several bones in a row, he suddenly flew into a rage. While covering his face with his sleeves, he searched around. Suddenly, his eyes lit up, he squatted down, and picked up a loose piece of bone from the ground due to years of disrepair. Shi Zhuan then walked to the prison door of Tierangzi, hooked his fingers at him, and said with a smile: "Zizi, come here, Master has a word with you."

Looking at Yuan Shang's handsome appearance and his white soap suit, Iron Throat regarded him as a Confucian with embroidered quilts in his heart. She said: "Little Jiao Niang wants to be my grandpa. Although she is a little younger, there is nothing wrong with it. It is a pity that my grandpa has been dead for many years and crawled out of the cemetery. I am afraid that I have wronged you a bit. Alas, I said it's not suitable for you to be my grandfather, or let's change it. Let me be your grandfather, if you really disagree, it's okay to be a father."

Before the iron throat could finish the tongue twister, Yuan Shanghid's hand suddenly stretched out behind him, and a brick like a stormy sea rushed straight to the iron throat.

"Snapped!"

"Ah~~!"

But when Iron Voice screamed, he covered his face and rolled on the ground, all the prisoners were startled, they hurriedly stopped, and looked at the Confucian man holding a brick like a vicious prisoner in disbelief.

Yuan Shang's appearance deceived them all. He seemed to be a handsome gentleman who was easy to bully, but in reality he was extremely unreasonable.
Raising his hand and pointing to the iron voice in the prison, who was covering his face and crying and wailing, Yuan Shang's face was fierce and stern, like a gangster who was cleaning up his family style, and shouted angrily: "The state owns the state law, and the family has family rules! I am the new magistrate of this county. , this prison will be presided over by me from today! Whether you have eaten people or been eaten by others, you will not fart in front of me! From now on, anyone who dares to make noise will be shot to death. No mercy!"

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In the entire prison, there was a sudden silence, and all the prisoners stared at Yuan Shang vigilantly, as if they were measuring how much the new county magistrate weighed.

Yuan Shang smiled coldly, showing his white teeth, and said sinisterly: "Don't doubt, this county definitely has the power and means to execute you immediately, torture and means that you have never seen before, this county has something in mind, if you don't believe it, Just make a fuss and try!"

For some reason, looking at this seemingly elegant new county magistrate, the prisoners couldn't help feeling a trace of inexplicable fear, and a strange feeling flooded their hearts instantly.

What this person said doesn't seem like a lie!

Silently glanced around the quiet people, Yuan Shang threw his hands away with a "bang", nodded and said: "Very well, let's start talking about the business, the county is here today, not for other reasons, just to recruit soldiers !"

After saying a word, all the prisoners looked at me and I looked at you through the fence, with surprised faces, as if they couldn't believe Yuan Shang's words.

Conscription to prison?Isn't the county magistrate crazy?

As if he couldn't see the doubts of everyone, Yuan Shang said quietly: "Before I came, I had a general understanding that all of you are reckless people who murdered and robbed, and committed serious crimes. Logically, the ending of your life Either you will die in half, or you will be imprisoned in prison to end your life! But the great general of the dynasty is wise and he is also benevolent in this county. Today, I will give you a chance to live again! The county has decided to recruit you into the army. Chengyi Army, in the future, you must serve General Yuan with all your heart, if not, you will suffer a hundred times as much as today, this county will do what it says."

When all the prisoners heard the words, their eyes suddenly became brighter. It was a color of finding vitality in despair, and they hoped to find a way when they were lost.

Although he is a prisoner waiting to die, deep down in his heart, there is still a trace of desire for life!
Life is more important than anything else!

Yuan Shang looked around the crowd, coughed heavily, and said, "You, who is willing to be recruited by this county?"

As soon as the voice fell, the whole prison seemed to explode into a pot. None of the prisoners hesitated, and almost all responded loudly, even the iron voice lying on the ground, clutching his cheek.

"Me! I can't live in this place for another day, I would rather die on the battlefield!"

"Me too! I don't know who the general is. As long as you let me out, my life will be yours!"

"I want it too! I want to go out too! I'm suffocating!"

Seeing this, Yuan Shang was overjoyed, and turned his head to look at Tian Feng and Ju Shou and smiled.
In this way, the rudiment of a special army was gathered in the prison in Wuji County by a group of vicious prisoners who drank blood.

However, at this moment, no one would have imagined that in the next few years, this army would gradually expand and grow, gathering more fierce men, ruffians, and villains, spreading its reputation far and wide, and gradually becoming popular!
A few years later, a group of ruthless and blood-drinking lunatics, under the leadership of an even more lunatic protagonist, Yuan Shang, acted like tigers and wolves, murdering thousands of miles and tyrannizing the world.

Especially in the Battle Beyond the Great Wall a few years later, under the leadership of Yuan Shang, this lunatic army devastated the entire Mobei like locusts crossing the border.

Since then, no one in the Central Plains has called the people in Saibei a foreign race.

On the contrary, the various tribes of Xianbei, Southern Xiongnu, Wuhuan and other tribes in western Liaoning all heartbrokenly called the Central Plains people in Hebei and their leader Yuan Shang "barbarians".

At this time, I saw the iron voice lying on the ground standing up, covering his nose, without the arrogance of just now, and asked Yuan Shang in a naive voice: "Dare to ask the county magistrate, what is the name of the army horse we formed?" Why?"

Yuan Shang's face froze immediately, and he lowered his head shyly, embarrassed to answer everyone.

On the contrary, Tian Feng was full of ambition, stood up with his head held high, and shouted at the prisoners: "We have named the soldiers you formed, and named them Wuji Camp! You need to work hard!" Remember it!"

"Wow—!"

But seeing inside the prison, all the prisoners took a step back in horror and inexplicable, and looked at Tian Feng in disbelief, as if standing in front of them was not a person, but an unknown monster and beast.

After a long while, some prisoner yelled loudly, "This is too damn ugly!"

After saying a word, all the prisoners in all the prisons opened their mouths, chattering in unison, each raising their hands in protest, expressing, how can they, such vulgar names, bear such an extremely vulgar name?
Iron Throat raised his brows, and said first: "The sage has a saying: If you want to do good work, you must first get a good name! Our Biaojun can't even come up with a decent name. What big things can we achieve in the future? From this People with vulgar military names should really be killed!"

The iron voice took the lead, and each of the prisoners couldn't hide their words.
"That's right, which bastard came up with such a vulgar name and has the nerve to say it? Isn't it embarrassing?"

"Change! Quickly change! It is necessary! The two armies are fighting against each other, and if Lao Tzu announces such a local name, his momentum will be lost in an instant, and he will fight a fart, it is simply indecent!"

"That is to say, there are no civil servants in Wuji County, and the name of the army is so unreasonable? Can it be done? If not, I will definitely be a hundred times better than him!"

Yuan Shang peeked at Tian Feng, and saw that the old man's face was purple with anger, trembling all over, pointing at the prisoners in the wooden fence and scolding: "You bastards, how dare you talk here, don't you know Do you know who came up with this name?"

It's a pity that the prisoners didn't buy it.

"It doesn't matter who started it, if it doesn't sound good, don't let people talk about it?"

"That's right, that's right, it's still Wuji, why isn't it called incompetent?"

"Change it soon, I'm going to throw up."

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Yuan Shang wiped the sweat from his brow, and whispered to Tian Feng: "Mr. Tian, ​​everyone's will must not be violated. Since this name is so disgusting, why don't we change it?"

Tian Feng raised his eyebrows fiercely, his stubborn nature suddenly appeared, and said angrily: "No! What's wrong with Tian's name? No one is allowed to change it. If anyone changes it, I will be at odds with him, you guys, shut up. , who dares to talk nonsense anymore, the old man, the old man, the old man will serve you with bricks!"

(End of this chapter)