Grumpy anchors eat chicken online

Chapter 203 I'm Not Dead Yet

【No more~】

As soon as Qin Xu sent it, two new messages popped up.

【? ? ? 】

【Sleep again? 】

Qin Xu choked for a moment, looked at the half-entered words in the dialog box, and silently deleted them.

【no. 】

【what is that?Xuxu, don't you want to play games with me?Don't want to be nice to me? 】

Looking at his perfunctory words, Nan Huaihe secretly scolded him as a scumbag in his heart, accusing him wrongedly.

Now he just wants to play games with emotions. In order to show that he values ​​emotions as a confidant, he doesn't play with Xiaoqi and the others, and only makes emotions his only one.

Emotionally fanciful, it's fine if you don't duo with him, he still doesn't want to play with him, every time he finds him, he uses various reasons to prevaricate him.

Nan Huaihe felt that he was very wronged, he didn't ask him to just play with him, and he didn't even want to give him a parking space, which was very heartbreaking.

If it wasn't because he would still praise his singing voice, Nan Huaihe would have doubted him, and he could no longer understand himself.

Qin Xu looked at the message from Nanhuaihe and fell silent.

This is something that only elementary school students can say! ! !

'I'm not on good terms with you', 'I'm having trouble with you', 'If you hang yourself on a hook, you can't change it for 100 years'. Kindergarten children only say such things.

Qin Xu sighed and typed: [I don't have any, I want to bring fans, so it's not easy to attract people. 】

[If you want to play with me, that's fine too, let's scan the QR code with fans.Then they won't say anything, because this is your chance to compete with them to join the team. 】

Seeing that he didn't want to blackmail himself, Nan Huaihe was a little sad. He felt that he was dispensable in his emotions, and he was not his only one.

Thinking of the fans, Nan Huaihe's mood became more complicated.

Emotional fans seek scum every day, but he has this opportunity to be scummed, but this feeling is not very good, he doesn't like it.

[Let's just leave it like this, doing shady things will make your temper explode, so it's better not to do shady things. 】

Nan Huaihe sighed, he had to understand his confidant, and he couldn't make trouble unreasonably: [Okay, then I'll match you, Xu Xu, I just want to be your teammate and fight side by side with you, and I don't want to be your enemy to bully you. 】

Qin Xu sent an ellipsis and typed: [Come on duck!I'll eat first, Hui. 】

Nan Huaihe watched her send a cheering duck emoji, the corners of her lips curled up involuntarily, and after she sent a good one, she walked back to eat.

Looking back, seeing Xiao Ming smiling obscenely at him, Nan Huaihe frowned slightly, and said displeasedly, "What's your expression?"

Xiao Ming was reminded by Xiao Qi before that he didn't want to kiss 502, so he didn't dare to speak and just smiled at him.

He used a smile to represent what he wanted to express, Brother He must understand what he meant, this is the tacit understanding between their brothers.

Nan Huaihe saw that he was laughing more and more obscenely, but he didn't say anything strange, just glanced at him and ignored him.

Comparing with someone like Xiao Ming who is full of obscene thoughts, he might be pissed off.

Qin Xu went out to buy groceries after eating, and when she came back, she rang the doorbell next door, and it took a long time before the door opened.

Seeing that she was carrying a vegetable basket in her hand, Gu Kai knew what she was here for.

Taking the basket in her hand, Gu Kai asked, "Have you bought vegetables so early? You can buy them in the afternoon, no rush."

Listening to what he said, Qin Xu was taken aback. She was going to broadcast live in the afternoon and didn't have time to buy groceries. It's inconvenient to say.

Qin Xu said very seriously: "The dishes in the afternoon are not fresh, and the dishes from the morning to noon are the best."

Hearing her words, Gu Kai was taken aback, looked at her and asked, "Didn't you buy it in the supermarket?"

The vegetables in the supermarket are refrigerated, so they won't be stale...

Qin Xu choked for a moment, and was stopped by the question, her face turned red, and she could only say arrogantly: "I don't think it's fresh, it's just not fresh."

Gu Kai looked at her unreasonable appearance, the corners of his lips curled up slightly, and he laughed in his heart, "Okay, it's not new, what you said is right."

Seeing that he didn't refute, but still smiled and said she was right, Qin Xu blushed even more, blushing from her unreasonable words.

"I'm leaving, bye."

Qin Xu quickly turned around and opened the door and slipped away, but this time she was concerned about someone outside, so she closed the door gently.

Gu Kai looked at the back of her running away in a hurry, with the corners of his lips slightly raised, he turned and went back to the house.

After Qin Xu returned home, her heart was beating so hard that the neighbors would definitely wonder how could she be so unreasonable?How wronged the supermarket is.

Qin Xu complained silently in her heart, and turned on the live broadcast when she returned to her room.

It's still early, just past one o'clock.

Qin Xu didn't feel sleepy and couldn't fall asleep. With the idea of ​​broadcasting early and ending early, the broadcast started early.

Before the broadcast started, Qin Xu posted a broadcast announcement on Weibo.

The phone vibrated non-stop. Qin Xu went to open a can of Coke before starting the live broadcast.

Qin Xu took advantage of the spare time when logging into the game to look at the bullet screen, and sure enough, as she expected, the water friend was crazily complaining about his excessive behavior last night.

[Emotion is a scheming dog, so scheming, he actually plays games behind our backs! ! ]
[Also flirting with Nan Huaihe alone, these two dog men definitely have JQ, doesn't Nan Huaihe like Gu Kai?It's over. Not long after his emotional head turned green, Gu Kai's head also turned green. ]
[Did he not want to show us the live broadcast, so he deliberately played games at night, and was sluggish during the day, as if he was sick, which made me feel sorry for him, thinking that something was wrong with him, this scumbag actually lied to me for sympathy! !Excessive! ]
[Is the emotion slag over the others?Is it my turn? ]
[Emotional scumbags are scumbags, you had an affair with Nan Huaihe late at night, where did you put Tutu?Tutu is still your official palace, scumbag! ]
[Xu Xutuzhi: I'm not here, you really cheated. ]
[Shocked that a well-known male anchor, staying up late at night, hangs out with... in the game...]
[See how you explain to Tutu!Scumbag! ]
[Oh God, I'm shamefully excited and looking forward to this bloody chaotic man-male relationship, am I impure? ]
[I feel sorry for my Kaikai, I'm the only Kainan CP on dinner! !Emotions are indeed a professional in dismantling CP! ! ]
[Please soak in the rain and dew! !Otherwise, I will fight with you! ]
……

Qin Xu felt wronged when he saw Quan scolding him as a scumbag.

She has nothing to do with Nan Huaihe, and Qin Xu felt as if she had really cheated after being told so by her water friends.

Tutu definitely wouldn't mind, she said she would stamp with Tutu just for fun.

Tutu also knew that she was teasing him, so she didn't pay attention to it. How could she care about her playing games with others at night?
Qin Xu swallowed, she should stop playing games at night, and if Nan Huaihe caught her again, if he tweeted nervously, she wouldn't be able to clean up even if she jumped into the Yellow River.

"Call me if you can't get it? This hurts my heart."

Qin Xu stunned, and explained: "Last night, I couldn't sleep and played a game. Nan Huaihe found out, so I played with him. It's so late, it's not easy to start the broadcast, you are all asleep, If I start broadcasting, you won’t be able to fall asleep, it’s my fault.”

[Speaking is better than singing, I believe your mouth again, I am a pig. ]
[That's right, that's right, the emotional skills are getting better and better, but the mouth is getting better and better. ]
[You can't believe the words of the big pig's hoof, whoever believes will suffer. ]
……

The corners of Qin Xu's lips twitched slightly, looked at the bullet screen, and snorted, "I'm going to post the QR code, and no one can get in if I keep nagging, I'm going to play solo queue, and it just so happens that I haven't played for a while. "

Seeing that he wanted to abandon them again, the water friends frantically brushed the barrage and refused:
[No, playing solo row, there is no door, I have locked the door with the key. ]
[No windows will be left for you, you are dreaming. ]
[Humble temper online bows to the evil forces, brother emotional, please hurry up and shady me! ]
"What is a shady? Can it be eaten? I don't have a shady here." Qin Xu looked at their words and said seriously.

[See if I believe you?You don't know how many times you have been shady, dog man. ]
[That is, the emotions are suspended animation, hypocrisy. ]
[You are shady every day, but you don’t shady me, am I not beautiful enough?Your heart is like a rock, I can't cover it no matter what, scumbag, let's break up, I think we should get married. ]
……

Qin Xu picked up a Coke and drank it. She was on a small account, "There are a group of fake fans" and only a few friends were kept on it.

She had already deleted the house managers that were added before, and now only Nan Huaihe, Xiaojiao's wife, and Xu Xutuzhi remained in the list.

Seeing Xiaojiao's wife online, Qin Xu directly pulled her away.

When the water friend saw it, he complained again, saying that he was playing shady again, the emperor really fragrant, just said no shady, and slapped his face in the blink of an eye, all asking him if his face hurts.

Qin Xu looked at it, and smiled indifferently: "This is not called shady, this is called privilege."

[? ? ? ?what's wrong with you?Isn't privilege shady? ]
[Please find me this privilege, please give me a privilege. ]
[Man you are playing with fire!do you know? ]
Qin Xu looked at the barrage and snorted, "Want privileges? Do you want to be beautiful? This is the benefit of being my wife's fan."

The little charming wife lowered her voice and smiled, and agreed: "Yes, this is my benefit."

When the water friends in the live broadcast room heard what he said, they called him husband, called him dear, called him old man, and asked him to give him a privilege.

Qin Xu was so disgusted by their words that she trembled, and really wanted to pick up the morals that had been lost all over the place with them.

These people are too shameless. They used to call her a scumbag in disgust, but now they call her husband affectionately. Turning her face is faster than turning a book. The mouth of a water friend is a deceiving ghost.

"I'm going to post the QR code." Qin Xu didn't bother to talk to them, and reminded them aloud.

Hearing this, the dog-legged water friends stopped swiping the screen one after another, knowing that they had no hope of getting the privilege, they stared at the screen and waited for the QR code to come out.

But they waited for a long time, but they didn't see him let go.

Soon, he saw a familiar person appearing in his team—Xu Xu Tuzhi.

The water friends in the live broadcast room exploded:

[Emotions, what do you mean, you, you are the shady scene of Chiguoguodi!You are too much! ]
[Please give me an explanation, otherwise I will give you endless, dog man, I want to see, how do you make it up now? ]
[Some people say that they are not shady, but their bodies are very honest. ]
[Why do my eyes often contain tears?Because I fell in love with a scumbag! ! ! ]
…………

Qin Xu glanced at the bullet screen, pursed her lips and said, "Xu Xu Tuzhi and my Coke are standard configurations. I'm going to put the QR code right now."

There was only one parking space left, and the water friend was afraid that he would leave it silently again, which would cause them to miss it like before, so they quickly stopped accusing him.

The person who scanned the QR code entered was a boy with a clear and pleasant voice. As soon as he entered the team, he spoke excitedly: "Thanks to my parents for raising me up, thank you for giving me the opportunity to come in, thank you to my friends and classmates My teacher, let me play less games and more codewords, and I have developed extraordinary hand speed. Finally, I would like to thank all the veterans in the live broadcast room. It is your humility that made me come in successfully. Of course, the most important thing is me I have to work hard enough and be good enough to successfully enter the emotional team."

"Thank you for listening to my acceptance speech, veterans, I love you~ I will definitely take the regret that you can't come in, and follow your emotions to eat chicken."

Qin Xu: ...

Little Wife: ...

Gu Kai: ...

The water friends in the live broadcast room did not scan the QR code, and they were all complaining about their emotions.

Suddenly hearing the big brother's emotional speech for joining the team, Shuiyou was speechless for a moment, and he didn't come to his senses for a long time.

Qin Xu didn't expect that this water friend called Yiduxiu would be so good, and Balabala said a lot as soon as he came in.

Is he giving his acceptance speech?
Qin Xu came back to his senses, looked at the ellipsis barrage, and said seriously: "Look, you should learn from this Duxiu brother. Only by being as good as him can you increase your chances of entering the team."

"That's right, it's really like his ID, he's very handsome, the best of Dihua."

The water friends in the live broadcast room were all using ellipsis, speechless for a moment, and complained one after another:
[I know why I can't get into the emotional team every time, because I don't deserve it. ]
[Me too. ]
[I often appear out of place with you because I am not good enough. ]
[Me too. ]
[I cry Liao, blue thin mushroom, please comfort and hug. ]
[Me too. ]
[This big brother is indeed Xiu, Xiuer, is that you? ]
[Stop talking, I'm going to study, I hope one day, I can be as good as brother Duxiu. ]
[Knowledge doesn’t want to enter my brain, woo woo woo, what can I do, who will save me. ]
[Me too. ]
……

The little wife kept laughing in the earpiece, and Qin Xu was also laughing to herself, this person was too silly.

This person must be an outstanding student representative of the Sand Sculpture Academy, and he must often come to the stage to receive awards because of his sand sculptures.

Nan Huaihe didn't scan the code, he was a little irritable, and more of a grievance.

Xu Xu said that he would not be shady, and was afraid of being told by water friends, why could Xiaojiao's wife and Xu Xutuzhi be shady?

Is he unworthy?
Obviously they are confidantes, why wasn't he the one who was shady?
The white cranes in Nan Huaihe's live broadcast room saw his gloomy expression, which was quite scary, and complained one after another:

[Hehe is so scary, so scary. ]
[Vinegar, vinegar, I smell a big sour smell. ]
[Who's old vinegar jar has been overturned, oh my god, this vinegar is really fragrant. ]
[Hehe brand old dry vinegar, you deserve it. ]
[Hehe is angry, it needs an emotional kiss and hug to be good. ]
[Kai Kai's kiss and hug is also fine, this relationship is so messy. ]
[Who does Hehe really like, I think he likes emotions more, emotions are first love! ]
[Need emotional body protection, balala energy. Summon emotions. ]
Nan Huaihe glanced at the barrage, his ears were reddish, he wasn't jealous of Pi's first love, Pi's kiss and hug.

Nan Huaihe scolded angrily: "Shut up, I'm upset, if you talk nonsense, I'll download it.]
The white cranes knew that their unscrupulous anchor could definitely do such a thing, so they didn't dare to talk nonsense anymore.

Tutu hadn't turned on the microphone, Qin Xu was a little melancholy, so he clicked to start the game.

As soon as he entered Quality Plaza, Qin Xu was surrounded and beaten.

Qin Xu drank coke and felt quite bitter when he heard the screams of his game characters in the headset.

Sure enough, the king is lonely, and if he wants to wear the crown, he must bear the weight. She is a king with a strong mouth, and she can bear it.

"I'm going to pin you in a corner and beat you, do you hear me? Emotions, pin you in a corner and beat you!"

"Hurry up! Call Big Brother! Big Brother is going to kill you!"

……

While beating him, someone said that Qin Xu was indeed pushed into a corner and beat up. There was a huge crowd, including her fans and some who came to join in the fun.

The water friends in the live broadcast room are all hahaha, being beaten up at the beginning of the emotional game is like offering sacrifices to the sky, which is a must-see.

Qin Xu put the coke can under the camera, and just when the water friends thought he was going to advertise again, he heard him say: "Who is coming, please report your name."

The water friends in the live broadcast room were stunned, and the people who beat him in the game were also stunned. They didn't expect their emotions to ignore them this time, and they all said happily:

"I'm your baby~"

"Yesterday you still hugged me and called me Lao Gong, don't you recognize people when you put on your pants?"

"It's your father."

"I'm your Tutu~ Why don't you know me?"

"Yesterday you called me a darling, you are so bad."

……

The corners of Qin Xu's lips twitched silently, she shouldn't have made such a move.

This group of fans chattered a lot, and none of the words they said were pure.

Qin Xu looked at Tutu's Mai, and was slightly disappointed to see that he still didn't respond.

Didn't Tutu hear you?Or is the headset broken?
Why don't you respond?Someone is impersonating him! !

"Do you think I care about you? God's contempt."

Qin Xu snorted and blocked the nearby voices.

When Gu Kai heard that someone was pretending to be himself, his mood was complicated. What did he say, he was emotional?
Why don't emotions refute it?
Gu Kai frowned slightly, suppressed the strange feeling in his heart, took out another mobile phone and clicked into the emotional live broadcast room.

This one matches the snow map. This map has been out for a long time, and Qin Xu hasn't played it much.

Because most of this map is snow-covered, it is a vast expanse of whiteness, which is very dazzling, and it is easy to cause visual fatigue after looking at it for a long time.

Another important reason is that this map, in addition to the rainforest map, is a new paradise for Voldemort and old Yinbi lovers.

The snow map has a special snow auspicious suit, which is completely integrated with the snow when lying on the ground. The concealment effect is not very good. If you don’t look carefully, you can’t tell them apart at all. You don’t know how to die in the snow.

In addition, the cars on this map are not very easy to drive, and they are prone to slipping. In short, there are many problems.

Of course, the snow map also has an advantage, that is, the scenery is very beautiful, most of the houses are European-style buildings, and there are many beautiful and unique check-in holy places, such as the red flower sea, and the dinosaur park.

Especially Dinosaur Paradise, people who play this map for the first time will basically go there to check in and take a screenshot to commemorate.

After getting on the plane, Qin Xu looked at the map and asked his teammates, "Where do you want to jump?"

Fearing that Duxiu's classmate would show off some flirty remarks, Qin Xu hastily added, "Where do you jump in the game?"

The water friends in the live broadcast room were all hahaha, obviously they knew what he was afraid of.

Qin Xu didn't pay attention to it, and Xiaojiao's wife marked the Dinosaur Paradise, "Husband, let's dance there."

Seeing that the others had no objections, Qin Xu hesitated and marked it.

Qin Xu closed her eyes slightly and sighed, that place is very poor, and it is really unfriendly to non-chiefs like her! ! !

When the water friends in the live broadcast heard the emotional sighs, they all laughed hahaha.

When they played in Dinosaur Paradise, they were reluctant to go to the second time after playing the card once, because they were really poor.

Except for the fact that the dinosaurs are worth a visit, no one in this place is willing to jump. Those who jump here are basically playing this map for the first time, or bringing their girls to check in.

Qin Xu invited them to parachute, feeling anxious, but thinking that there was Tutu, the emperor of Europe, in his team, the pressure in his heart was less.

Qin Xu saw that the water friends in the live broadcast room were laughing at her for being a non-chief, so she must have fallen into a box and couldn't pick up the gun.

Qin Xu snorted, very stiffly: "I have Tutu."

The water friends in the live broadcast room laughed at his tone and said:
[Tutu is Tutu, you are you, he is lucky, and he doesn't give it to you. ]
[Tutu ignores you and throws a crane at you. ]
[You have Tutu, but Tutu doesn't have you. ]
[You scumbag him, still want him to give something?Kiss you, are you awake? ]
……

Qin Xu looked at the barrage and snorted coldly, "You are just jealous that I have Tutu. I understand that handsome people will always be envied."

The water friends in the live broadcast room are all vomiting.

Qin Xu, who had turned on the game voice just now, knew that Tutu could hear him, and asked, "Is Tutu right? You will give me the supplies."

The water friends in the live broadcast room were laughing at him, saying that Tutu would ignore him and embarrass him alone.

Maili was silent for a while, and just when the little wife was about to say I'll give it to you, Xu Xutuzhi spoke.

"Ah."

A short but powerful voice sounded.

Qin Xu's original depressed mood turned from cloudy to sunny in an instant, and he showed off in the live broadcast room very embarrassingly, "Look, our family Tutu has spoken, give it to me, you are just jealous of me."

"Who said that Tutu would ignore me just now, and stand up to receive fatherly education."

The water friends in the live broadcast room are all talking about it, saying that there is always a son who wants to be a father, and that Tutu feels sorry for him, so he is so kind and willing to share some supplies with her.

Qin Xu looked at the bullet screen, and was very angry: "You are just jealous that I have been close to Ouhuang."

Qin Xu didn't look at the barrage anymore, and ran into the house as soon as it hit the ground.

She can get the gun herself, so she doesn't believe in this evil.

The water friends in the live broadcast room are saying that he must not be able to touch the gun, and he doesn't have to run so fast.

Every time emotions jump to a place, there will be many people in that place. Even if that place is not rich and poor, there will still be many people willing to dance there.

Everyone peeking at the screen and dancing with him is just to tease him, share his resources by the way, and watch him go around poor. It's especially fun when he's crazy.

The best time to kill him is when the mood is unlucky and you can't find any good things. When you don't have equipment or the equipment is not ready.

Those who want to take the head of the emotion will naturally not miss this opportunity to take the head, so every time the emotion jumps to a place, there will be very dense parachutes in that place.

The M4 on the snow map is rare, basically they are AK and UMP9 submachine guns, and there are too many of these two.

Qin Xu entered a small house, opened the door and saw a UMP9 submachine gun.

Qin Xu picked it up and proudly showed off in the live broadcast room: "Look, what is this? Open your eyes and look carefully. Didn't I pick up the gun? The one who said I fell into a box and couldn't touch the gun, hurry up!" Stand up for me and get beaten."

People in the live broadcast room were saying that he was ashamed, and a UMP9 submachine gun was enough.

Qin Xu cut it out. She is indeed quite content. It would be nice to have a gun. At least there is no danger of her life for the time being.

"Does my husband want a gun?" Xiaojiao's wife asked aloud because she didn't watch his live broadcast and didn't know what was going on with him.

"I want!"

Yi Zhixiu didn't find the gun, was beaten to death, rushed into the room where Xiaojiao's wife was, and shouted while hiding.

"I asked my husband, not you."

Xiaojiao's wife rolled her eyes, and said angrily: "Find it yourself."

"Don't, they're all teammates." Yi Zhixiu hurriedly said.

"Give it to him, I have a UMP9."

Qin Xu's heart warmed when he heard what his little wife said, and said with a smile.

"Okay, this is what my husband gave you, remember."

The little charming wife dropped the gun, seeing that he was bleeding and extremely poor, she clicked her tongue and gave him some bandages.

Yi Zhixiu picked up the gun, looked at the extra bandages on the ground, and was very moved: "Thank you, little wife, you are so kind, you don't seem to be emotional."

???

Qin Xu was stunned, what's wrong with this man?What did she do to him?Is she bad?
"Little wife, I really want to call you wife, but I can't beat your husband, alas." Yi Zhixiu was full of medicine, sighed, very sad.

???

"I'm not dead yet? Brother, you are a bit arrogant to pry the corner of the wall in front of you."

　small theater
　　Big trotter Qin Xu: I don't engage in shady affairs, and I'm not a scumbag.

　　Shuiyou: You are, I have never seen such a scumbag.

　　Nan Huaihe: It's so uncomfortable. Xuxu is shady and others are not shady about me. I'm not jealous. Why is Xuxu so indifferent to me? My heart hurts.

　　Gu Kai: Scum.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)