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Chapter 286 Tutu is Hers
Lu Zixu has been afraid of ghosts since he was a child, and now he shivered on the sofa, frightened by the 'faceless monster', making him feel ill.

Lu Zixu was afraid in his heart, and urgently needed some popularity to reduce his fear.

He stared at the lit phone screen, and typed in the small team group: 【Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!I met a ghost!Faceless monster!He has no face! 】

[Nothing Daoist: His face is dark, he has entered my brother's room! !Did he eat my brother, he still talks to me, his voice and height are the same as my brother!He must have eaten my brother! 】

[There is a white cloud in the sky: Be good, go silly and touch the dog's head. 】

[Climbing Mount Everest: You've watched too many TV shows... There are no ghosts in this world, but you probably have ghosts in your heart. 】

[Qiaogou's father: Lu Zixu, you didn't go home today, so it's fine to go to my brother's place to disturb him, why are you so crazy at night?You are the ghost, you childish ghost! 】

[Qiaogou's father: @百百的老师, there are people spreading feudal superstition here, kick him out! 】

[The Daoist of Nothingness: Damn!I am not lying!it is true!I am so surprised. @楚狗的父丝, how come you, an outsider, are in our small team!Lu Ziqi, you are the ghost, you gluttonous ghost! 】

[Qiqi's husband: @无无道长, she is my wife, I pulled her in, do you have any opinions? 】

[Qiqi's Husband: Don't accept it and hold back, it is forbidden to promote feudal superstition. 】

You have been removed from the group chat by Qiqi's husband.

Lu Zixu stared at the news on the screen and was stunned. It took him a long time to curse: "Damn it! Qiao Yiyun is a trash who values ​​sex and despises friends! This is too much!"

The air conditioner was turned on in the room, but he was so cold that he had goosebumps. These people really didn't have any love for their teammates to treat him like this.

What if he was eaten by evil spirits?He grew up so big, he has never held a girl's hand, and he still kept his first kiss. If he died like this, he would be wronged, thank you.

He didn't want to die, couldn't die.

What if he also becomes a faceless monster?Qiao Yiyun and the others had already lost him.

Was his brother eaten?

The voice of the faceless monster just now belonged to his brother, and he was told to sleep in the guest room.

Did he want to harm him, did the faceless monster take a fancy to his incomparably handsome face?
It's over, it's over.

Lu Zi humbly panicked and turned on the lights in the hall.

Enveloped by bright lights, Lu Zixu felt that the sense of fear in his heart gradually decreased.

He's going to sleep here tonight, and he's going to sleep with a light on for the night.

Thinking of his brother, Lu Zixu tremblingly sent him a message, 【Are You OK? /How are you? 】

Gu Kai looked at his message, let out a breath, and looked at the time, 8 minutes had passed, and the time hadn't come yet, so he couldn't be angry.

【You are sick? 】

Gu Kai felt that his cousin's mind was broken and he was neurotic.

【Lu Zixu: ...】

[Lu Zixu: Brother, if you are still alive, you can call out my name. 】

Gu Kai took a deep breath, feeling that he was really ill.

He could no longer communicate with him. Gu Kai sent him many messages: [The Sixth Hospital of Kyoto University, Jingdu Anding Hospital Affiliated to Kyoto Medical University, Jingdu Huilongguan Hospital, these famous hospitals in the whole country are in Beijing, you tomorrow Can go check it out. 】

Lu Zixu was shocked, he wasn't sick, he wasn't crazy, what was he going to the mental hospital for?
[Brother, you turn on the light, then open the door, let me see if you are okay?I just saw a faceless monster with a completely black face in your room, and it scared me to death. 】

Knowing that these hospitals must be alive, and his brother is still there, Lu Zi humbly breathed a sigh of relief.

Thinking that he still had the amulet, Lu Zixu took out the amulet hanging in his heart, looked at it, and held it tightly.

Still, he doesn't panic anymore, he has to save his brother quickly.

Gu Kai was speechless, he might be a fool, [I'm putting on a mask, you're a big-headed ghost, you're insane. 】

Gu Kai was really going to be pissed off by him, not to mention, mental retardation is contagious, Gu Kai blocked him directly.

Out of sight out of mind.

Qin Xu washed very quickly. In the past, it took at least half an hour to wash, but today it was done in 15 minutes.

The first time Qin Xu got out of the bathroom after taking a shower, she went to get her phone.

Seeing that Tutu was still waiting for her, Qin Xu felt as sweet as if she had knocked over a honeypot.

But he was a little annoyed that he stayed up late with her, which was not good for his health.

Staying up late will become an addiction, and after the addiction, you can't sleep even if you want to sleep.

No one can understand the pain of not being able to sleep and keeping eyes open until dawn better than her.

【I am back. 】

Qin Xu sent him a message.

[Picture: Enen *-* I went to wash my face, I just applied a mask, and I will be fine soon, up to 3 minutes. 】

[Okay, I'll wait for you, you go. 】

Qin Xu was taken aback for a moment, but he didn't expect Tutu to be a delicate pig boy.

Yes, this is different from the Tutu she imagined.

After waiting for 3 minutes, Qin Xu has nothing to do, and Tutu has started to take care of her skin. It is unreasonable for a girl not to take care of her skin.

Qin Xu went to apply the skin care products and lay on the bed, waiting for him to come back.

Qin Xu routinely checked WeChat, and when he saw the news posted before Tutu, his gaze fell on the photo and he couldn't take it away.

Qin Xu's heart beat faster. This was the first photo in his circle of friends.

The man's collarbone is very sexy, not the kind of skinny that stands out because he is too thin. Although he is not thin, he can't show his collarbone, but the tight flesh under his collarbone is enough to prove that he is not the kind of skinny Monkey-like people, Adam's apple is also very sexy.

Qin Xu secretly scolded the goblin in his heart, and lit the preservation in his hand, but in his heart he scolded him for being unruly.

Such a sexy photo, I don't know who I want to seduce when I send it out.

Looking at the words he wrote, Qin Xu was stunned, and felt even more unhappy.

The last sentence of "the ruthless moon, the love returns to the dream" is "together to the secluded boudoir".

Doesn't this word describe the scene of a long-awaited miss woman standing empty on the building and complaining about the full moon?
Who is Tutu waiting for?Who are you blaming again?Does he have someone he likes?
Qin Xu's heart tightened, and she frowned slightly. Could it be that he just said it casually and she over-interpreted it?

Tutu said he didn't have a partner, so she couldn't think about it.

Qin Xu flipped through the next photo and saw that it was the moon, he was slightly relieved, maybe he just liked the word.

The troubles were all thought out, Qin Xu didn't want to cause more misunderstandings, so he quickly stopped his divergent thinking.

If Tutu had a date or someone he liked, he would definitely not play games with her on Christmas Eve.

Only single dogs will stay at home and play games during the festival.

【Tutu: I'm back~ Shall I sing for you now?】

Qin Xu froze for a moment, then typed: [Yes, why don't you sing with Mai? 】

She wanted to hear his voice, Qin Xu was a little nervous, she didn't know if he would agree.

When Gu Kai heard his words, his heart jumped wildly, and he quickly got out of bed to pick up the earphones on the table.

Gu Kai's heart was pounding, he put on his earphones, and sent: [Okay. 】

Seeing that he agreed, Qin Xu felt even more nervous. He really agreed! !

Gu Kai sent him a voice invitation, waiting for the ringtone when he was connected to the call, which echoed in his ears and made him feel nervous.

When the call was connected, Gu Kai was so nervous that he didn't even dare to speak.

He could even hear the sound of emotional breathing, which tickled his ears, as if he was right next to him, breathing in his ear.

Neither of them spoke, and there was only the sound of electricity in the headset.

Qin Xu was also nervous, she didn't dare to speak, her heart was beating so fast that her mobile phone was reminding her that her heart rate exceeded the limit.

Why isn't Tutu talking?

The current in the headset was silently embarrassing, Qin Xu's cheeks were flushed, and she was very hot.

She wanted to hit herself a little bit, why did she just say Lian Mai's words so directly?

When she wanted to withdraw, Tutu had already replied to her, and it would be meaningless for her to withdraw again.

Gu Kai's heartbeat was so fast that it made him feel depressed. After he recovered, he called out his name: "Emotion."

Although I don't know what his real name is, but the mood is also very nice.

It was a name that made people dream, it was a name that made him toss and turn, it was a name that made his heart beat when he heard it.

"Ugh."

Qin Xu's face turned red immediately, she was the only one in her family, chatting with Tutu as if they were alone face to face.

They are indeed alone, the only difference is that they can't see each other, and they can't know each other's expression and mood at this time.

Qin Xu's heart beat fast, she cheered herself up, and asked, "Tutu, what kind of girl do you like?"

Gu Kai didn't know why he suddenly asked this question, thought for a moment, and replied: "It's fine if I like it, it doesn't matter if it's male or female, liking and love are gender-neutral."

The person I like is you. Although you are a boy, I still like you. As long as it is you, I will like you.

Listening to his words, Qin Xu's heart beat faster, her breathing became cautious, and her heart was restless.

"Then is there any standard for liking? Good-looking? Or..."

"Looks don't matter, as long as you have good hands, you just need to be good at playing games."

It's you, idiot.

My standard is you, the standard set according to your conditions, Gu Kai heard his voice and said softly.

Qin Xu looked at her hands, her hands seemed to be okay?

Tutu also said that she has good hands, and she can play games. She really meets his standards.

Qin Xu even felt narcissistically that his criteria for choosing a mate were set just for her.

Qin Xu's heart was overflowing with sweetness, and his smile became like a flower.

How can this be?

Qin Xu slapped herself on the face to wake herself up.

"what sound?"

Gu Kai heard a loud snap, frowned slightly, and asked with concern.

"mosquito."

Qin Xu came to his senses, heard his question, and quickly explained.

Qin Xu beat her so hard that her face soon burned up, and there was a faint pain in her face. Qin Xu burst into tears, and gently stroked her face.

"..."

Gu Kai frowned slightly, where do mosquitoes come from in winter?

But it might be a moth or something, so he had no choice but to say: "Don't hit so hard next time, your hand will hurt."

It hurts him to hear it, this little fool.

Qin Xu was crying in her heart, no, her hands don't hurt, her face hurts, and she's really slapping her face right now.

"Are you still looking for someone?"

Qin Xu asked aloud, feeling very nervous, can she recommend herself?
She felt that she was quite in line with his requirements, Tutu had sex with someone else, he might as well be with her.

The fat and water don't flow into the fields of outsiders, and I'm super sweet when you choose me for online dating.

"Look for it, you said you introduced it to me, how did you find it?"

Gu Kai's heart was beating very fast, he really wanted to take the opportunity to say it, but he didn't know his sexuality yet.

Qin Xu's heart was pounding, and Tutu's casual tone was so seductive, he couldn't resist.

She is finished, it is the feeling of myocardial infarction jio.

Qin Xu raised his hand to touch her hot little ears, only to feel that there was numbness, and the itching in the ears was even more itchy in the heart.

"I~"

Qin Xu was so bewitched by his nice voice that he couldn't help but speak out what was in his heart. When he realized what he had said, he hurriedly made amends.

"I... I haven't found it yet."

After the remedy, Qin Xu was a little annoyed again. Tutu said that he only needs to like it, and liking has nothing to do with gender. Why did she go out of her way to remedy it?

If he confessed to Tu now, he would definitely think he was teasing him.

Qin Xu is about to cry, why is she so stupid?

Such a good opportunity to confess was in front of her, but she let it go, she was so stupid.

Gu Kai's bright eyes dimmed a little, he thought he was going to confess his love, but he really thought too much.

Still don't know how emotions treat gay men, Gu Kai restrained his frustration and smiled: "What about you, what kind of person do you like? You don't have a date, I can introduce you to you."

"Really? I don't have much request, as long as the voice is nice."

Qin Xu's heart beats very fast, it's great to be like you.

The voice is nice, Gu Kai thinks his voice is pretty nice, the condition of a nice voice can be said to be really low, isn't he afraid that the other party is ugly?
But not everyone is like him, with a good voice, good looks and good body shape, most of the people with good voices are...

Gu Kai felt a bit stuck in his heart, what if he was abducted by other men with a nice voice?
Gu Kai was flustered and couldn't bear it, so he blurted out: "I have a nice voice, what do you think of me?"

Gu Kai was stunned, his heart was beating wildly, how would he feel about his emotions?
Once he said it, he didn't intend to explain it. He might take it as a joke if it was half-truth, so it would be good to take the opportunity to test his attitude.

Qin Xu's heart skipped a beat, his ears were filled with the sound of heartbeats, and the blood in his whole body was agitated.

Qin Xu's cheeks were hot, she didn't know if he was joking, but she really wanted to say it now, even if she knew it was a joke, she still wanted to say that she liked him.

Just because it was a joke, even if he didn't like him yet and said it under the guise of a 'joke', it would not affect their friendship.

Qin Xu put his hand on his heart, felt the vibration brought by the beating of the heart, and agreed casually, "Okay."

Gu Kai covered his mouth, and couldn't hide the smile on the corner of his lips. Although he knew that he was just joking, he still couldn't help being happy.

"Then I take it seriously? You promised to come down." Gu Kai's heart was beating fast, and he continued to climb up the stairs.

If we can really make a fuss, we'll be together, that's okay.

No feelings can be cultivated, anyway, he likes emotions, and he has enough patience to wait for him to like himself.

Qin Xu's heart was beating like a drum, and every time his heart beat, his chest was numb.

Qin Xu blushed because she was afraid that you might not take it seriously!

Qin Xu buried her head in the quilt and gave a soft 'hmm'.

Boyfriend, Tutu is hers, she doesn't care, even if he is joking, it is hers.

Emotion's voice was too low, Gu Kai didn't hear it, and after he said that, Emotion fell silent.

There was only the sound of electric current in the headset, and the atmosphere suddenly became awkward.

Gu Kai's fiery heart was completely chilled by this basin of cold water, and the stars in his eyes dimmed.

Disappointment enveloped him, he was locked up and couldn't escape, and he was so bored that he panicked.

Sure enough, it was just a joke, and emotions were just played on a whim.

Once he said it seriously, he was afraid that if he misunderstood, he would pester him. Now he is not even willing to cooperate with him to finish the joke.

It can be seen that even if he has a nice voice, his emotions don't like him.

(End of this chapter)