The day I lived with the nanny

Chapter 147 Korean Cuisine
Before I knew it, it was time to get off work. I knew this must be something that Yin Meijian and his like were looking forward to very much, because they could start killing tonight and wanted to wipe out my purse.

Because I seldom eat out, I don't know much about this restaurant and other places. As early as in the afternoon when I went to work, I had already ordered Baiyu to order the restaurant. Last time, Baiyu ordered the restaurant for Manager Niu I knew that Baiyu was very good at eating, drinking, and having fun, so I was very relieved and simply became the shopkeeper. Anyway, as long as I pay the bill obediently when the time comes, it will be fine.

When the few of us said we were going to leave, we actually received a call from Gao Ruifeng. It turned out that Yu Mai's TV series had already finished, because we haven't been together for a long time, so we wanted to sit together and celebrate Yu Mai's success. Entered the showbiz.

"Otherwise, it's time for tomorrow. I have something to do today, and I'm afraid I can't get away." Although I also want to have a meal with Gao Ruifeng and Yu Mai and some old friends to catch up, but my colleagues have already made arrangements. , I said that I want to leave at this time, I'm afraid it's not appropriate, so I politely asked Gao Ruifeng to change the time.I don't know that Gao Ruifeng and the others don't have time tomorrow, and if I want to postpone it later, I don't think I have to wait until when, so I asked casually: "How about this, I'm going to have dinner with some colleagues today , maybe I will go to KTV to sing in a while, or you can come together."

"I'm afraid this is not very good. They are all your colleagues, and no one knows anyone. What are we going to do?"

"It's okay, we are all friends, don't you often say that there are many friends and many paths, don't you know each other when you come here?" I tried my best to persuade Gao Ruifeng, mainly because I missed them too much and really didn't want to let go of the reunion Chance.

There was silence on the other end of the phone. It seemed that Gao Ruifeng was discussing this matter with Yu Mai. After a while, Gao Ruifeng still agreed. After asking the location clearly, he said that he would be there or not, and then hung up the phone.

I explained the situation to a few people, and they naturally had no objections, and Lin Jie said happily, "It's only lively when there are many people, and Yixuan's friends are also our friends, it doesn't matter, it's all you anyway If one pays, we can just go with our mouths.”

Seeing that everyone had no objections, my heart was relieved. I was afraid that they would reject my request, so I beckoned everyone to go.Among the few people, Lin Jie had a car. Even if it was crowded, we couldn't fit in the car, so we simply threw the car in the company's parking lot. We took three taxis and drove to the restaurant where we ordered food.It was only when I arrived at the destination that I realized that Bai Yu was really sinister, and he even booked a restaurant with Korean cuisine. Except for Zhang Xianzhu who didn't know what was going on, everyone tacitly rushed in with a smile on his face.

The storefront of this restaurant is not big, as a few of us rushed in, the lobby was a little crowded, but fortunately we have already reserved a private room, and under the guidance of the waiter, we went to the open-air terrace on the second floor. The environment is good and very comfortable. Although it is open-air, each area is separated by partitions, so there is still some private space.

A few of us walked into a relatively partition, where there was a huge rectangular wooden dining table, with tableware and a few small stone pots on the dining table, because I watched Korean dramas, so I think this should be A stone plate grill bar in Korean cuisine.

Everyone sat down one after another, and began to express their opinions one after another. I can see that, except for Zhang Xianzhu, none of the people here have tried Korean cuisine. Judging from the excited expressions of a few of them I've already guessed about it.Although Zhang Xianzhu didn't have the excitement like everyone else, her face was full of excitement, as if she had returned home and tasted the happiness of her mother's hometown food.

After arranging the location, I ran down to meet Gao Ruifeng and Yu Mai. After a while, I saw a taxi parked in front of me. Sure enough, Gao Ruifeng and Yu Mai also rushed over on time. I was so excited He took Gao Ruifeng's hand to the private room on the second floor.

When I came to the private room, I briefly introduced it to everyone. Gao Ruifeng was familiar with everyone, and since they were all my colleagues, he naturally had no scruples. He started to make jokes with Yin Meijian, as if he hadn't seen him for many years. see friends.

Because no one has eaten Korean cuisine, so no one knows how to order. This "difficult" task naturally fell on Zhang Xianzhu. Zhang Xianzhu held the menu in his hand and slowly selected it while asking for everyone's opinions.After a long time, the order was successfully completed, and the waiter went down to prepare the dishes with the menu.

The serving speed of this Korean cuisine is very fast. While we were chatting, the waiter had already brought out the appetizers, and then the main courses were also served intermittently. Although everyone did not know Korean cuisine very well, Fortunately, there is a free Korean style teacher sitting among us, so under the leadership of Zhang Xianzhu, we started the journey of Korean cuisine.

Everyone seemed to be in high spirits. We men drank white wine, while some of the rest of the women drank red wine. Later, under the leadership of Zhang Xianzhu, they all drank sake. After a while, everyone became excited , insisted on pulling me to tell me a joke, I was also very excited at the time, but I couldn't bear everyone's enthusiastic request, so I stood up, looked at everyone and said: "Okay, then I will tell you one, It’s just that if you don’t find it funny, you can’t blame me.”

"Okay, okay, hurry up and talk." Yin Meijian took the lead and started booing, while Lin Jie and a few others followed suit. I cleared my throat and started talking: "A reporter went to Antarctica to interview all the penguins: "You guys What do you do every day? "

Penguin A: "Eat, sleep, hit Doudou."

Penguin B: "Eat, sleep, hit Doudou."

Penguin C: "Eat, sleep, hit Doudou."

Penguin Gui: "Eat, sleep."

Reporter: "Why don't you hit Doudou?"

Penguin Gui: "I am Doudou."

I thought what I was telling was a bad joke, but after listening to it, everyone laughed and laughed. Lin Jie was obviously even more excited, she couldn't help crying, and even almost fell off the chair.

When everyone was laughing wildly, Yin Meijian stood up with a glass of wine in hand, and said to me with a smile: "Yixuan, although your jokes are funny, they are not exciting enough, how about some nasty jokes?"

"I'm afraid this is a little bad, right?" I know that Yin Meijian and Lin Jie are married women, and their personalities are relatively open, so there is no problem talking about men and women. It's just that there are Zhang Xianzhu and a few who are not married My female colleagues, if you really want to tell such a joke, I'm afraid a few people will be embarrassed.Unexpectedly, among the unmarried women sitting here, apart from Zhang Xianzhu who didn't express their opinions, the others also echoed Yin Meijian loudly.

I had no choice but to ask for help. I glanced at Gao Ruifeng, and then said: "If you want to talk about dirty jokes, my buddy is a master of hidden secrets. He should be regarded as the originator of dirty jokes, as long as I was in school. Sometimes, I fell asleep listening to classmate Gao Ruifeng's dirty jokes, otherwise, let Comrade Gao tell you one, how about it?"

Yin Meijian and Lin Jie couldn't stop clapping and applauding, but they kept looking at Yu Mai and said, "Classmate Gao, you can just tell a nasty joke, don't talk about you and your girlfriend. "

"Sister, don't worry, I can't finish talking about other people's jokes for three days and three nights. How can I get my turn?" After picking up the cup and taking a sip of sake, he began to speak: "Xiaoqiang is leading his cow and newborn calf to sell in the market. Unfortunately, he was ransacked by a group of robbers on the road. After the robbers beat Xiaoqiang, Not only took off his clothes, but also tied him to a big tree, and took the cow away, leaving only the calf. Poor Xiaoqiang was tied to the tree and stood for three days Three nights, cold and hungry. Fortunately, on the fourth day, a middle-aged woman passed by and saw the poor Xiaoqiang, so she helped Xiaoqiang to loosen his ties. As soon as Xiaoqiang was free, he immediately picked up the wooden stick on the ground and held him desperately. That calf. The middle-aged woman scolded Xiaoqiang and said: What are you doing? Why are you abusing it? Xiaoqiang said: For the past three days, I have been telling this damn beast that I am not your mother, I am not your mother It's still sucking!!"

After hearing me finish telling this joke, everyone behaved differently. Needless to say, Yin Meijian and Lin Jie laughed loudly, while the other unmarried women obviously knew what I was talking about, but they just kept silent. Snickering with her small mouth, only Zhang Xianzhu didn't understand the meaning of my joke, and after thinking for a long time, she still couldn't answer, but seeing the people around her laughing wildly, it must be very exciting to come to this joke, so she turned her head and looked at I asked: "Yixuan, what's the meaning of the joke Lao Gao just said? Why can't I understand it?"

Hearing Zhang Xianzhu's question, I knew that Zhang Xianzhu was different from the other girls. This girl was relatively simple, but I didn't know how to explain the meaning of this passage to her. When I didn't know how to speak, Lin Jie suddenly stood up and said, "Student Gao, the joke you said still has some meaning, so how about I give you a mental test now?"

"That's good, tell me, I'm going to try it." Gao Ruifeng stared at Lin Jie with an attitude of reluctance to admit defeat, just waiting for Lin Jie to tell her test questions.

Lin Jie turned around and looked at the crowd, then looked at me very slyly and said: "If you were trapped on a desert island with a beautiful woman, and there was only one boat to escape, what would you choose? A, grab the boat and leave. B Kill the beauty, grab the boat and leave, because the beauty will definitely die if she stays on the deserted island. C stays with the beauty every day. D Let the beauty go, you stay and wait to die."

After I listened to it, I laughed out loud, because I know that no matter which answer you choose for this test question, it will be very embarrassing, so I smiled and said to Gao Ruifeng: "Old Gao, you might as well give up, lest Being plotted against."

Lin Jie gave me a blank look when she heard it, and then urged: "Old Gao, you should choose quickly."

It seemed that Gao Ruifeng had never heard of this test, so he nodded without defense at all, and then said to Lin Jie, "I choose A, and escape by myself."

Lin Jie laughed loudly when she heard it, pointed at Gao Ruifeng and shouted: "If you choose A, it can only show that you are a beast."

Everyone also laughed, Gao Ruifeng's old face blushed, he turned his head to look at Yu Mai, and then hurriedly changed his words and said, "Wrong, Sister Lin, I originally wanted to choose B, yes, choose B."

"Then you are worse than a beast."

Everyone laughed again, and Gao Ruifeng blushed even more. After looking at me, he began to regret that he didn't listen to my persuasion to give up this test, but he still resolutely changed his answer: "Choose C , I choose C."

"You are more beast than beast."

Gao Ruifeng's face couldn't hold back anymore, and Yu Mai was sitting beside him covering his small mouth and began to snigger, so he became even more anxious, and hurriedly stood up and argued: "Wrong, the above three are all wrong , in fact, I want to choose D."

Lin Jie looked at Gao Ruifeng slyly again, and asked in a questioning tone: "Old Gao, are you sure you chose D?"

Gao Ruifeng nodded and said, "I confirm, you can announce the answer."

Lin Jie laughed again, and said, "You are not only a beast, but also stupid than a beast."

Everyone burst into laughter again. In this happy time, we finished our trip to Korean cuisine, and then we arranged a few people to go to KTV to sing songs in advance.

It can be seen that Bai Yu is very attentive to Zhang Xianzhu. He stopped a taxi and opened the door for Zhang Xianzhu, and drove to the agreed KTV first. Yin Meijian, Lin Jie and the others took a taxi, and I and Gao Ruifeng and Yu Mai got into a car and followed closely behind.

When we came to the KTV and ordered some drinks, everyone started to go crazy. Don’t look at these women who acted very ladylike in the office during the day, but when they arrived here, they seemed to have changed their faces. Yin Meijian strongly suggested ordering a DJ song, and then He ran in front of me and pulled me up to dance with me. This disco dance was naturally easy for me. I started to dance wildly with a few women, and Zhang Xianzhu has always been very ladylike. , no matter how crazy the few of us were there, we just smiled and looked at us, standing still.And Bai Yu became a loyal flower protector, always sitting beside Zhang Xianzhu, and whispering to Zhang Xianzhu from time to time.

After dancing for about half an hour, everyone's physical strength was close to exhaustion, so they all stopped and sat back on the sofa. After Bai Yu turned off the crazy D song, he clicked a song on the karaoke machine. Song, and then handed the microphone to Zhang Xianzhu and said, "Xianzhu, can you sing a song for everyone?"

Zhang Xianzhu took the microphone very freely, looked at the subtitles on the screen, and then nodded to Bai Yu with a smile. I saw that the letters displayed on the screen were the theme song of the Korean drama Blue Life and Death. I didn't expect Bai Yu to listen to it. Thoughtful, even think of this song.

When the music started and Zhang Xianzhu sang the first word, everyone was stunned. No one thought that Zhang Xianzhu's voice was so cool and sweet, and the most admirable thing was that what was originally displayed on the karaoke had been translated Zhang Xianzhu actually closed his eyes and sang the original Korean song, the voice that seemed to come from heaven immediately overwhelmed us all, and the room that was still in chaos just now became quiet.

(End of this chapter)