The day I lived with the nanny

Chapter 2 Notice of Dormitory 701

Back home, the poor grandpa was blackmailed by grandma again, who yelled at the top of her voice, "Why do you buy so many clothes? How do you get them when he leaves? Is your head showing off? You won't I will give him money and let him buy whatever he wants when he arrives in Shanghai. He doesn’t need to think about things. What a stupid pig.”

I doubt what grandma was like when she was young, anyway, now she speaks like a machine gun, constantly breathing.Grandpa sat on the sofa aggrieved and said in a low voice: "Yes, if I have brains, I will marry you."

Just as Mrs. Wang was setting up dinner in the kitchen, my father called back and said that he would not be coming back for dinner, and that we had a party tonight and asked us to eat by ourselves.Grandma snorted: "I knew you wouldn't come back, so I didn't intend to wait for you." After speaking, she called the servant to serve dinner.

After dinner, Wu Lin murmured that she wanted to play video games with me. I gave her a blank look. To be honest, I really didn’t want to play with her, because she was too stupid and meaningless at all, but this girl fought hard. I really had no choice but to take her to the room to play, and Grandpa followed closely.

"What are you doing here? Grandpa." The younger sister asked pretending to be unhappy when she saw that Grandpa had also followed in.

"Your brother is leaving soon, and now I can see as much as I can!" Grandpa said.

Hehe, I said it like someone who was lying on the bed and was about to die.

"Oh, you only have your grandson in your eyes, and the granddaughter is thrown aside." Wu Lin acted coquettishly.This is her special move. According to my incomplete statistics, the success rate of this move is [-]%, so that Wu Lin will always use this move to kill people.

Grandpa really couldn't escape this test, rubbing his rough hands, "Ha ha! Who said, grandchildren and grandchildren are all the same." Grandpa said with a smile.

It is indeed a pleasant thing to come to a new environment and meet new friends. I have already had a lively fight with my classmates after only two days in school. Maybe it is because I used to attend more "party" with my father. .

I was assigned to dormitory 701. I met three good brothers in the dormitory. The one who fell asleep on my upper bunk was a fat man named Xing Xiaohua. We all called him the third fat man.

San Pang's hometown is Henan. It is said that his father is some kind of bureau chief. He looks like a typical playboy, no wonder he is so fat.But what worries me the most is not his identity, but whether his weight will collapse the bed and damage public property is small, after all, my buddy is lying under him!
Liu Ligui and Gao Ruifeng live on the bunk next to us. Liu Ligui is a strange person, a terrific character, and he doesn’t need a calculator for arithmetic. Of course, it’s not a child like one plus one. I don’t need a calculator for that simple question. I’m talking about Like what 25641+25521+24415 equals, you can answer it right away. In our opinion, there is almost no thinking process in the middle. We wonder why he is so terrible in mathematics, why didn't he apply for science?Liu Ligui snorted vigorously: "Brother, my wish since childhood was to be a great lawyer, pay attention! I am a great lawyer, and brother, I am slowly getting there step by step."

Gao Ruifeng is tall and thin, his body is no different from a dry wood stick, and he looks like he will fall when the wind blows. We laughed at him for being malnourished, but he ate a surprisingly large amount, basically two to three of mine. times.The envious Xing Xiaohua followed him every day and asked him the secret recipe for not getting fat.

In the end, Gao Ruifeng was so entangled by him that he had no choice but to tell San Pang his secret method, that is, eat half a catty of watermelon rind before and after meals. As a result, after two months, San Pang's face turned green, but his weight remained in a straight line rise.

The four of us are living together now. The students in the school called us the Gang of Four. When Xing Xiaohua found out, he yelled: "Bah, how can they compare with us? They are traitors plotting a coup, and we are the Four." He is an amiable and lovely sunny boy." But his behavior really made me wonder if he is the grandson of ***.

When I first arrived at the school, I felt that everything was new. I finally got rid of the shackles of my family, and now I can sing "Freedom Song". However, after a week of being free at school, troubles came.No one can wash clothes?I don't do laundry at home, the servants do it for me.I thought I would have some roommates to help me when I came to school, but I didn't know that these three were all idiots, and they couldn't wash.

Once Xing Xiaohua took a pair of stinky socks to the water room to wash them off on a whim, and when he came back, there was only one left foot left, and the right socks disappeared. Xing Xiaohua even thought that he had encountered a supernatural event. This incident caused a lot of noise in our No. 5 dormitory building, causing people to dare not go to the water room alone in the middle of the night. However, after this incident, someone found a smelly sock that was almost rotten in the sewer. It was quietly forgotten by people.

Finally one day, we looked helplessly at the pile of dirty clothes under the bed.

Suddenly one day, Xing Xiaohua hysterically offered to help us with laundry, but he needed to be paid.We said that you can throw away a sock every day you wash it, who will let you wash it?But in the end, there was no other way. Under the condition that Xing Xiaohua promised not to lose the clothes, we negotiated the price and gave him the clothes.

Not to mention that Xing Xiaohua is not very good looking, but he is surprisingly quick in handling things. We gave him a lot of dirty clothes in the morning, and put them on our bed in a new look the next day, and they were neatly folded.Everyone couldn't help but praise Xing Xiaohua in unison, and Xing Xiaohua lost no time in asking us to increase the price, but we beat him to the ground.We dare not press him on the bed, we must know that the crime of damaging public property is very serious.

More than a week passed, and Liu Ligui, who was careful, found that there must be something tricky in it. When we secretly followed Xing Xiaohua to the door of the dry cleaner with a large pile of clothes, we rushed out at the same time, shouting in unison to help The motherland removes this treacherous traitor.

It turned out that Xing Xiaohua had been playing flower jobs for me, riding a donkey backwards, and had been charging us double the price of the dry cleaners to make a profit from it.Hateful, this guy didn't study economics and trade, he simply blinded his mind.

"San Fatty, are you right to raise your parents like this?" Gao Ruifeng paced in front of him with his hands behind his back.And Xing Xiaohua has already been trapped by us with the sheets and threw his hands into the corner, but this kid is staring at Gao Ruifeng's hand with his small eyes, hoping to know whether his hand is clenched or not. brick.

"That's right, are you worthy of your own motherland?" Liu Ligui interjected while sitting aside with a cigarette in his mouth.

"This has nothing to do with my patriotism." Xing Xiaohua felt that his patriotism had been wronged, and wanted to stand up from the corner, but failed, so he squatted in the corner and shouted unwillingly.

"Shut up, you beast, you are equivalent to betraying your motherland, you know?" Gao Ruifeng shouted angrily.The frightened Xing Xiaohua huddled there, not daring to move, for fear that he would hit her on the head with a brick.Although his head is big, its quality and hardness are far different from those of bricks.

"If you punish you, go get us some food first." I finally stood up and announced to an adjudicator.

Xing Xiaohua hurriedly raised his head when he heard it, and looked at me with grateful eyes, as if I was Jesus, the savior, helping him out of the predicament in front of him. I ran to the cafeteria for dinner.

When Xing Xiaohua came to the dormitory with a lot of lunch boxes, he stood there stupidly after seeing the notice posted in the eye-catching place.

It was announced that because the sinner, Xing Xiaohua, did something that cannot be tolerated by nature and that people should be punished, all the members of the dormitory (except the parties involved) decided to punish as follows: 1 Take out the unscrupulous money earned by the dormitory members and go out to eat, the standard is at a table [-] More than [-] yuan, lower than the standard is also acceptable, but not included in the plan for repayment.

2 Responsible for three-person voluntary cleaning work for three months.

3 Must write a profound examination, the number of words must not be less than [-] words.If the word count standard is not reached, ten yuan will be deducted for one word missing, and so on, with no upper limit.

When Xing Xiaohua saw the notice, he was anemic on the spot and almost fainted.

(End of this chapter)