The day I lived with the nanny
Chapter 41 Three fat plans
Chapter 41
Early the next morning we were quarreled by trumpets, and Xing Xiaohua got up and said unhappily, "Take us as recruits."
"Be content, I'll take care of you when you're a recruit." Gao Ruifeng said as he folded the quilt.
"How are you thinking?" Xing Xiaohua sat on Gao Ruifeng's bed without tidying up his mattress and asked.
"You should call first and see if there is any response. If there are too many people, we will go too." Gao Ruifeng said without stopping.
"Hehe, I think you can't do it alone." I looked at Xing Xiaohua after finishing packing and said happily.
"Wait, I'll find someone for you right now." Xing Xiaohua ignored my ridicule and ran out wearing shorts and a vest.
"This kid is crazy, be careful." I advised Gao Ruifeng and Liu Ligui not to fall for his tricks, and be careful not to cause any trouble.
After a while, Xing Xiaohua came back with his head drooping, still muttering: "If you don't let me wear it, I won't wear it."
"What's wrong?" Liu Ligui asked.
"Don't let me wear shorts and a vest to move around in the camp. I've changed my pants to fight with you now. Come on, let the storm be more violent!" Xing Xiaohua put on his pants and ran out again shouting.
After breakfast, our training subject today is to stand in a military posture.Instructor Zhao taught us the correct posture, and then asked us to stand on the field for 45 minutes.Xing Xiaohua stood for less than 10 minutes and couldn't hold on any longer, so he raised his hand to report.
Instructor Zhao came to Xing Xiaohua with his hands behind his back: "Say."
"Instructor Zhao, I am a patient with flat feet, and I cannot stand for a long time." Xing Xiaohua said.
"Oh?" Instructor Zhao looked at Xing Xiaohua suspiciously, turned around and stared at Xing Xiaohua's feet and asked, "Really?"
"That's right, Instructor Zhao, do I need to lie to you? I'm on the verge of dying now." Xing Xiaohua couldn't move, so he said with his back behind his back.
"If this is the case, you can go to the side and rest for a while." Instructor Zhao said with concern, as if he was a little embarrassed about punishing Xing Xiaohua yesterday.
"Thank you, Instructor Zhao!" Xing Xiaohua looked at us proudly and smiled, then turned around and walked to the side to rest.When he was about to sit down, Instructor Zhao came to his side and asked with concern, "Does your foot hurt now?"
"It's okay, it's just a little uncomfortable. I think there may be problems if I stand for a while." Xing Xiaohua pretended to be strong.
"Student, take off your shoes and let me see your feet." Instructor Zhao said.
Xing Xiaohua frowned, thinking: "Why are you looking at my feet? Do you suspect that I am lying to him? You can't show him." So he said with a smile: "Instructor Zhao, don't look at it, I will rest for a while That's fine, besides, I have sweaty feet, I'm afraid." After speaking, he laughed.
Instructor Zhao squatted beside him and said with a smile: "If I find out that you are not flat-footed, you can stand in the military posture for two hours."
Xing Xiaohua saw that Instructor Zhao had seen through his little trick, so he stood up immediately and said, "Report to Instructor, my feet are fine, and now I want to go back and continue practicing."
Instructor Zhao said cheerfully, "Return to the team immediately."
Xing Xiaohua quickly stood back to his original place. Although the instructor saw his tricks, he was still complacent that he was not punished.
Standing in the military posture in the morning, my feet are still hurting in the afternoon. I have never suffered such a crime. Now I also want to respond to Xing Xiaohua's call and escape immediately.
Xing Xiaohua looked at me rubbing my feet non-stop, and laughed loudly: "You know how it feels, you still don't want to let you go with me."
Gao Ruifeng finally said: "By the way, Sanpang, how is your escape route plan going?"
Xing Xiaohua laughed and said: "My plan has been fully worked out, you just need to take your brave steps and escape this devil's hell with me alive." A piece of paper was raised.
"Bring it here and let me have a look." Liu Ligui jumped off the bed, going to get the paper in Xing Xiaohua's hand.
Xing Xiaohua immediately hid the paper, and said miraculously: "Aren't you not going to participate? I can't reveal the secret."
Liu Ligui winked, and Gao Ruifeng and I quickly rushed forward and snatched the circuit diagram from his hand.
Xing Xiaohua pretended to be wronged and shouted: "You will be punished."
We ignored him and opened the paper to see the circuit diagram he worked hard for two days and nights. To our disappointment, what we got in our hands was a blank piece of paper.
"I know you love to do this." Gao Ruifeng scolded after seeing it.
Xing Xiaohua said happily: "Retribution, I want to see it, it's not that easy."
A few of us pressed him on the bed, Liu Ligui strangled his neck and said ruthlessly, "San Fatty, I'll give you another chance. If you're dishonest, I'll let you see Engels."
"Don't, you guys should let me go to see Chang'e." Xing Xiaohua still said poorly.
"Press it." Gao Ruifeng got a feather from somewhere, took off Xing Xiaohua's shoes, and gently scratched the soles of his feet, causing Xing Xiaohua to laugh hysterically: "Brothers, please forgive me." Let me tell you, it’s not enough.”
We let go, and Xing Xiaohua stood up and cleared his throat: "Our policy is to jump over walls when we encounter them, jump over ditches when we encounter them, and the living cannot be suffocated to death by urine."
"And what happened to your wiring diagram?" I asked.
"What is the road map? I'm lying to you. I've only been here for three days. I don't even know how to go to the toilet. I also have the escape route map. I'll steal it." Xing Xiaohua said with a smirk.
"What, you can't believe his words, believing his words is like farting like a pig!" I looked at Xing Xiaohua contemptuously and said.
Xing Xiaohua glared at me and said, "We are revolutionary comrades, and no personal attacks are allowed."
"It's better to say that you are a pig." Gao Ruifeng tore up the paper and threw it on Xing Xiaohua's face.
When going to the cafeteria for dinner in the evening, Xing Xiaohua walked in the back and poked Gao Ruifeng on the shoulder and said, "What do you think of our food?"
"To be honest, it's just average." Gao Ruifeng smacked his lips, as if he was still reminiscing about the big meal he had before.
"I heard that the instructors are having dinner tonight." Xing Xiaohua followed up.
"What's the matter with us?" Gao Ruifeng dismissed it.
"I heard that there are chicken, duck and fish meat, and it seems that there are also seafood."
"Want to eat?"
"nonsense."
"Come with me in a while, I'm sure you'll eat enough." Xing Xiaohua teased Gao Ruifeng to steal food with him.
Gao Ruifeng turned around excitedly, hugged Xing Xiaohua and kissed him a few times, and said, "You are really Jesus, my savior."
Liu Ligui and I didn't know what to say when we saw two people so crazy.
Xing Xiaohua and Gao Ruifeng both ate very little, because they were going to have a big meal at night, so they still had to save their stomachs.
When we returned to the dormitory, the two of them waited anxiously for the dark, time seemed to pass very slowly, and the two of them kept walking back and forth in the dormitory.After a while, the two saw that it was getting dark, and sneaked out of the dormitory.
"Hehe, San Fatty always makes moths." I said to Liu Ligui with a smile.
After another meal, the two of them still hadn't come back, so I stood up and asked, "These two boys eat really slowly."
Liu Ligui said happily: "It's hard to see a good one, so don't eat it desperately."
"Don't hold them back." I said worriedly.
Just as they were talking, two people walked in from the outside holding hands and hiccupping.
(End of this chapter)
Early the next morning we were quarreled by trumpets, and Xing Xiaohua got up and said unhappily, "Take us as recruits."
"Be content, I'll take care of you when you're a recruit." Gao Ruifeng said as he folded the quilt.
"How are you thinking?" Xing Xiaohua sat on Gao Ruifeng's bed without tidying up his mattress and asked.
"You should call first and see if there is any response. If there are too many people, we will go too." Gao Ruifeng said without stopping.
"Hehe, I think you can't do it alone." I looked at Xing Xiaohua after finishing packing and said happily.
"Wait, I'll find someone for you right now." Xing Xiaohua ignored my ridicule and ran out wearing shorts and a vest.
"This kid is crazy, be careful." I advised Gao Ruifeng and Liu Ligui not to fall for his tricks, and be careful not to cause any trouble.
After a while, Xing Xiaohua came back with his head drooping, still muttering: "If you don't let me wear it, I won't wear it."
"What's wrong?" Liu Ligui asked.
"Don't let me wear shorts and a vest to move around in the camp. I've changed my pants to fight with you now. Come on, let the storm be more violent!" Xing Xiaohua put on his pants and ran out again shouting.
After breakfast, our training subject today is to stand in a military posture.Instructor Zhao taught us the correct posture, and then asked us to stand on the field for 45 minutes.Xing Xiaohua stood for less than 10 minutes and couldn't hold on any longer, so he raised his hand to report.
Instructor Zhao came to Xing Xiaohua with his hands behind his back: "Say."
"Instructor Zhao, I am a patient with flat feet, and I cannot stand for a long time." Xing Xiaohua said.
"Oh?" Instructor Zhao looked at Xing Xiaohua suspiciously, turned around and stared at Xing Xiaohua's feet and asked, "Really?"
"That's right, Instructor Zhao, do I need to lie to you? I'm on the verge of dying now." Xing Xiaohua couldn't move, so he said with his back behind his back.
"If this is the case, you can go to the side and rest for a while." Instructor Zhao said with concern, as if he was a little embarrassed about punishing Xing Xiaohua yesterday.
"Thank you, Instructor Zhao!" Xing Xiaohua looked at us proudly and smiled, then turned around and walked to the side to rest.When he was about to sit down, Instructor Zhao came to his side and asked with concern, "Does your foot hurt now?"
"It's okay, it's just a little uncomfortable. I think there may be problems if I stand for a while." Xing Xiaohua pretended to be strong.
"Student, take off your shoes and let me see your feet." Instructor Zhao said.
Xing Xiaohua frowned, thinking: "Why are you looking at my feet? Do you suspect that I am lying to him? You can't show him." So he said with a smile: "Instructor Zhao, don't look at it, I will rest for a while That's fine, besides, I have sweaty feet, I'm afraid." After speaking, he laughed.
Instructor Zhao squatted beside him and said with a smile: "If I find out that you are not flat-footed, you can stand in the military posture for two hours."
Xing Xiaohua saw that Instructor Zhao had seen through his little trick, so he stood up immediately and said, "Report to Instructor, my feet are fine, and now I want to go back and continue practicing."
Instructor Zhao said cheerfully, "Return to the team immediately."
Xing Xiaohua quickly stood back to his original place. Although the instructor saw his tricks, he was still complacent that he was not punished.
Standing in the military posture in the morning, my feet are still hurting in the afternoon. I have never suffered such a crime. Now I also want to respond to Xing Xiaohua's call and escape immediately.
Xing Xiaohua looked at me rubbing my feet non-stop, and laughed loudly: "You know how it feels, you still don't want to let you go with me."
Gao Ruifeng finally said: "By the way, Sanpang, how is your escape route plan going?"
Xing Xiaohua laughed and said: "My plan has been fully worked out, you just need to take your brave steps and escape this devil's hell with me alive." A piece of paper was raised.
"Bring it here and let me have a look." Liu Ligui jumped off the bed, going to get the paper in Xing Xiaohua's hand.
Xing Xiaohua immediately hid the paper, and said miraculously: "Aren't you not going to participate? I can't reveal the secret."
Liu Ligui winked, and Gao Ruifeng and I quickly rushed forward and snatched the circuit diagram from his hand.
Xing Xiaohua pretended to be wronged and shouted: "You will be punished."
We ignored him and opened the paper to see the circuit diagram he worked hard for two days and nights. To our disappointment, what we got in our hands was a blank piece of paper.
"I know you love to do this." Gao Ruifeng scolded after seeing it.
Xing Xiaohua said happily: "Retribution, I want to see it, it's not that easy."
A few of us pressed him on the bed, Liu Ligui strangled his neck and said ruthlessly, "San Fatty, I'll give you another chance. If you're dishonest, I'll let you see Engels."
"Don't, you guys should let me go to see Chang'e." Xing Xiaohua still said poorly.
"Press it." Gao Ruifeng got a feather from somewhere, took off Xing Xiaohua's shoes, and gently scratched the soles of his feet, causing Xing Xiaohua to laugh hysterically: "Brothers, please forgive me." Let me tell you, it’s not enough.”
We let go, and Xing Xiaohua stood up and cleared his throat: "Our policy is to jump over walls when we encounter them, jump over ditches when we encounter them, and the living cannot be suffocated to death by urine."
"And what happened to your wiring diagram?" I asked.
"What is the road map? I'm lying to you. I've only been here for three days. I don't even know how to go to the toilet. I also have the escape route map. I'll steal it." Xing Xiaohua said with a smirk.
"What, you can't believe his words, believing his words is like farting like a pig!" I looked at Xing Xiaohua contemptuously and said.
Xing Xiaohua glared at me and said, "We are revolutionary comrades, and no personal attacks are allowed."
"It's better to say that you are a pig." Gao Ruifeng tore up the paper and threw it on Xing Xiaohua's face.
When going to the cafeteria for dinner in the evening, Xing Xiaohua walked in the back and poked Gao Ruifeng on the shoulder and said, "What do you think of our food?"
"To be honest, it's just average." Gao Ruifeng smacked his lips, as if he was still reminiscing about the big meal he had before.
"I heard that the instructors are having dinner tonight." Xing Xiaohua followed up.
"What's the matter with us?" Gao Ruifeng dismissed it.
"I heard that there are chicken, duck and fish meat, and it seems that there are also seafood."
"Want to eat?"
"nonsense."
"Come with me in a while, I'm sure you'll eat enough." Xing Xiaohua teased Gao Ruifeng to steal food with him.
Gao Ruifeng turned around excitedly, hugged Xing Xiaohua and kissed him a few times, and said, "You are really Jesus, my savior."
Liu Ligui and I didn't know what to say when we saw two people so crazy.
Xing Xiaohua and Gao Ruifeng both ate very little, because they were going to have a big meal at night, so they still had to save their stomachs.
When we returned to the dormitory, the two of them waited anxiously for the dark, time seemed to pass very slowly, and the two of them kept walking back and forth in the dormitory.After a while, the two saw that it was getting dark, and sneaked out of the dormitory.
"Hehe, San Fatty always makes moths." I said to Liu Ligui with a smile.
After another meal, the two of them still hadn't come back, so I stood up and asked, "These two boys eat really slowly."
Liu Ligui said happily: "It's hard to see a good one, so don't eat it desperately."
"Don't hold them back." I said worriedly.
Just as they were talking, two people walked in from the outside holding hands and hiccupping.
(End of this chapter)
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