The day I lived with the nanny

Chapter 8
There is a restaurant in front of the school called Hongyun Dachuanfang, which serves authentic Sichuan cuisine.Because the dishes there are quite good, it has a very good reputation among the school's student circle, so we decided to go there for appraisal.

We ordered a lot of dishes, and to be honest, the dishes were quite good, especially the big plate of boiled fish, which tasted even more fragrant.Xing Xiaohua loves fish heads the most, but the three of us don't eat them, so the fish head also ran into Xing Xiaohua's food dish as it should, just as Xing Xiaohua was holding the fish head in close contact with it. When they were in contact, a tragedy happened suddenly. He heard a scream, Xing Xiaohua covered his mouth and jumped up, pointing in horror at the fish head he threw on the dining table.

We saw blood continuously flowing from Xing Xiaohua's mouth, and Gao Ruifeng laughed loudly: "Three fat, have you been bitten by a fish?" I got stabbed, so I joked.

Xing Xiaohua ignored Gao Ruifeng's ridicule, and shook his head in silence. Liu Ligui felt that something was wrong, so he rushed to Xing Xiaohua and said, opening his mouth.As a result, when Xing Xiaohua opened his mouth that could swallow a piglet, the three of us were all taken aback, because a not-so-small fishhook suddenly appeared in Xing Xiaohua's mouth.

"No way, all my fish are bought from fish ponds." The fat boss said in surprise when he walked into the private room and saw this scene.

Gao Ruifeng immediately jumped up, slapped the table and shouted, "What do you mean? You mean we are blackmailing you?"

The boss looked at the four of us, then chuckled, and said with his thick lips: "Brother, I have encountered a lot of things like smashing cans when eating, but a few of you don't care about this mere 200 yuan." As for self-harm."

"Damn, what do you mean?" Liu Ligui was the calmest one, and he also jumped up at this moment. We know that once his petty temper is aroused, he will fall into a situation where he will be invincible forever.He angrily smashed a beer bottle on the dining table, and five or six young men surrounded the boss, including waiters and cooks, all of them stared at us, trying to overwhelm us with arrogance, and let us be obedient It's easy to catch.

"Hit." I swung a chair and slammed it hard at the boss's big head. As the saying goes, "uncle can bear it, aunt can't bear it." I even rode on my head to shit and pee, of course my aunt can't Take it no longer.

So a scuffle began, and the two sides were evenly matched.However, the battle lasted less than 10 minutes, because no one knew who was doing something and called 110.The police uncles appeared in front of us like magic soldiers descending from the sky. Their majesty really cannot be questioned by anyone, so we were invited into the police station.

The comrades at the police station were really enthusiastic, and gave each of us a small "private room" (now we know it was prepared to prevent us from colluding confessions). When it was my turn to be interrogated, I suddenly thought of the Zhazi cave in Hongyan Come, although this is stronger than that, I don't know how many times.

A policeman with a round face and small eyes was sitting behind the desk, staring at me with a serious face, which made me feel the seriousness of my sin immediately.

"Tell me, what's going on?" He threw the pen on the table, put his hands on his chest, and looked at me very naturally.Although this is the first time for me to enter a place like a police station, I am not afraid. After all, the people's police are for the people.I described what happened in Hongyun Dachuanfang to the police uncle in detail. The police uncle knocked on the table and said impatiently: "Why have you discussed it beforehand? Then let me ask you, whoever got the fishbone Where did that guy go?"

What the police uncle said really surprised me. Could it be that Xing Xiaohua was lucky enough to escape, "Ask you, tell me the truth." The police uncle roared flatly.

"How do I know, the four of us had dinner together, and then we were arrested by you."

"Four? Isn't it three?" The small-eyed policeman glared, and it seemed that there were still fish that slipped through the net. Fortunately, he interrogated them rigorously and made a new breakthrough.

After I fully explained the situation, the police uncle asked me to sign the transcript, and then sent me back to the "private room".At night, our stomachs could growl, and the police uncle brought us lunch boxes. Damn, who made the rumor that the police want prisoners to eat cornbread made me worry about starvation.

I don't know what time it was at night, the three of us were released because someone came to protect us now.We thought that Xing Xiaohua's conscience had discovered that the prodigal son had turned back, but it was quiet.

"How do you know we're at the police station?" Liu Ligui, who was thoughtful and logical, asked immediately when he saw Wen Jing, but he just wanted to tell him that Xing Xiaohua had something to do with it.

Seeing our disheveled appearance, Wen Jing frowned tightly, and asked with concern: "Are you all right?"

I pulled Wen Jing over and shouted, "Did San Pang ask you to come?"

Wen Jing saw the anger in my eyes, nodded and said, "Well, he is waiting for you at home now."

The few of us hurriedly pulled Wen Jing over and jumped into the taxi. We greeted Xing Xiaohua's family loudly along the way, vowing to mutilate his body into thousands of pieces or sell him to South Africa as a male prostitute. The taxi driver was so frightened that he was scared at the end. Did not dare to ask us for money.

Xing Xiaohua was sitting on the sofa in a daze, when he saw us filing in from the door, he hurriedly stood up, and said with a smile: "The brothers who sacrificed their lives for the country are indeed heroes, chivalrous and courageous, are you all okay? "Because of the wound in his mouth, these few words he said were extremely difficult.

"Are you still a man? It happened because of you, but you and he ran away." Gao Ruifeng pointed at Xing Xiaohua's nose and cursed, as if a loyal minister scolded a treacherous minister.

"No"

"What isn't it?" Xing Xiaohua was interrupted by Liu Ligui as soon as he opened his mouth, "You are really shameless, I think you can squat down and pee from now on."

At this time, Xing Xiaohua seemed to be standing in the Hague International Court, and he was the chief culprit who provoked the war incident. Finally, under our series of bombings, he roared out of the door and disappeared into the night.

"Nothing out of the ordinary will happen, right?" I said worriedly looking at the vast night outside, who can guarantee that this kid won't run to dance Jinmao, the worst thing is to stand downstairs in the girls' dormitory and sing songs all night Lose face in our dormitory.

"It should be fine, I think he should go to the dormitory." Gao Ruifeng pulled Liu Ligui up and rushed back to the school. After a while, he called me and told me that Xing Xiaohua was sleeping in the dormitory.

Wen Jing felt distressed when she saw the wound on my forehead, and hurried back to her room to take out a white medicine box, and took out some disinfectant and gauze from it to clean the wound for me.

"It's been fine for a long time, it's been an afternoon." I saw Wen Jing's anxious look and kept reassuring him.

"No, the chance of infection will be greater." She carefully cleaned the wound for me and bandaged it for me.I looked in the mirror and saw that the gauze wrapped by Wen Jing for me was really beautiful, but what surprised me even more was that there was a beautiful bow on it.

"How is it? Does it look good?" Wen Jing stood behind me and giggled. I saw in the mirror that her face was already full of peach blossoms.

"That's right, I feel like I'm the princess of a certain country in Southeast Asia now." I also joked with a smile, and reached out to pull the bow on my head as I said it. After all, if I go to the street with such a thing, wouldn't it be tomorrow's morning post? headlines.

Wen Jing gently knocked off my hand behind her back and said angrily, "No, this is fine, but you don't look like a princess, but a movie star."

"Who?"

"Marilyn Monroe" Wen Jing finally couldn't help it anymore, she covered her mouth and started giggling, her expression was really not like that of a child going to the circus.

In order to satisfy Wen Jing, I promised not to tear it down at night, but I must tear it down when I go to school tomorrow.Wen Jing smiled and said: "Yes, but you are not allowed to pick it when you are sleeping."

"If you don't pick it up, don't pick it up, no one will look at me anyway." I muttered to myself and sat on the sofa, Wen Jing quietly took out my mobile phone from my pocket and took a picture of me, which only made me regret buying her one With a mobile phone with a camera function, she said with a smile: "I want to take some photos for you now, and when they will be uploaded on the Internet tomorrow, maybe you will become Brother-in-law Furong."

"Damn, I don't want it." I rushed to Wen Jing in a hurry, trying to grab my phone and delete all my "jade photos".Wen Jing hid the phone very cunningly, but I couldn't get it.

In the end, I had no choice but to threaten: "Tell you, if you dare to post my photo on the Internet, I will beat you as Xing Xiaohua's second aunt."

"What do you mean?" Wen Jing asked me, tilting her head.

"Stupid, of course it's Zhu Bajie's second aunt." I laughed out loud.

Nothing happened that night, and I did not receive a "call to the police" from Gao Ruifeng. The prelude must be quiet.

(End of this chapter)