My Mr. Lou is Lemonade

Chapter 341 I will strangle you bastard, the end of the play
Su Yuhan woke up suddenly, straddled Lou Yaoyun, and grabbed his neck with both hands.

"I'll strangle you to death, I'll strangle you to death directly, no need to break into any shit death script!"

"Just strangle you bastard, the whole show is over."

"I'll strangle you to death, why do you like to strangle people so much! You strangled people in your last life, and you will strangle them in this life!"

……

Lou Yaoyun just woke up, and his whole body was in a state of confusion. He didn't react when he heard the "death script". Anyway, there was a suffocation feeling from his neck. He held her little hand. Men are naturally stronger than women, so they can easily pull her. He opened her and pulled her into his arms.

Su Yuhan was annoyed.

"Su Bao, I was wrong."

It was obviously an apology, but the corners of his mouth could not stop slightly raised, which made Su Yuhan gasp.

No wonder Lou Yaoyun.

The dream was very clear, and he even remembered every detail in it, as if the memories hidden deep in his mind were constantly emerging, especially when he saw Su Yuhan's "pinching people", he was even more convinced that what Su Yuhan did to him It's the same dream.

In this way, Su Yuhan and him are really entangled in past and present lives.

As long as he thinks of this, his mood becomes inexplicably better, even shaky.

"Su Bao, I was wrong. People don't know each other without fighting, and we don't know each other without pinching."

"Su Bao, don't be angry, I will pinch you in the next life." Anyway, no one knows what the next life will be like.

Su Yuhan glared at him: There is no next life!

He kissed her side face, "Master Buran said, we have ten lives!"

Su Yuhan snorted coldly: Now is the tenth world!There is no future!Building scum!Lord scum!Scumbag!

He gnawed her neck lightly again, "Su Bao, don't be angry~"

"It's Su Bao again!" He didn't know why he was cramping, but suddenly he liked to call her Su Bao.

Lou Yaoyun was stunned, "You don't like it? Your friends call you Xiao Hanhan. I don't want to be called the same as them. Then I will call you Su Bao, okay? Or Xiao Susu? Xiao Susu?"

"It's up to you." Anyway, she is not in the mood to correct it now.

"Su Bao, don't be angry."

Su Yuhan didn't say anything, stared at her fierce eyes, and directly bit her...

Stinky shit! (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

Unexpectedly, Lou Yaoyun, who was bitten hard, could still flirt. He took out a sign from his pocket, pointed at the two characters, and said, "Su Bao, do you mean that Master Buran is implying that we should do something? What?"

Be your stinky shit, fuck me.

Su Yuhan pushed him away violently, dizzy with hunger, went into the bathroom to wash up, and went directly downstairs to find something to eat.

Lou Yaoyun looked around the room, and decided to buy a refrigerator and put it in this room in the future, instead of going down to find food.

Yes, ask Yuan Zhao to install a small kitchen.

After a quick wash, Lou Yaoyun also chased after her.

Bai Jinli poked her head out of Yuan Zhao's arms, with a look of horror on her face, "Let's walk against the wall? This... is too exaggerated!"

Yuan Zhao's face darkened.

"I'm..." Hungry.

Before he could finish speaking, Lou Yaoyun stretched out his hands, walked around her head, covered her mouth from the side, took her into his arms, and said with a mean smile, "It's so so."

Eyebrows fluttering, the collar of the polo shirt is obviously raised to block the teeth marks, and it is desperately fanned out, with a taste of trying to cover up.

It's so cheap.

　Male lead: I really can't believe it!Some authors describe the male protagonist like this!It's so cheap!Where is my male lead halo?

　　Scumbag author: ...Actually, sometimes I see a lot of heroines and heroines, they really have their own aura, I don't like it very much.A heroine who lived to be in her twenties is reborn on the body of a teenage high school student. She recites poetry in class and shines. What's so embarrassing about it?What is there to be proud of when you go to face a teenage high school student in your twenties and use the knowledge you have learned and your age advantage?As for the male protagonist, helicopters and the like are full of ultimate halos everywhere, as if there is nothing he can't do.Occasionally it's okay, but too much is too fake, really.Well, the final conclusion is that there is a hole in my brain, I can't write a president's article, and I overturned the table.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)