A Godzilla's Time Travel
Chapter 292 The Old Cow Who Was Fudged and Lame
Chapter 292 The Old Cow Who Was Fudged and Lame (33)
The shame on the old cow's face became stronger, and Cheng Fan slowed down his tone at the right time, so that the chicken soup would taste better and the chicken blood would enter his body. He sighed and said again: "Brother, we monsters are looked down upon by gods, but seen by Buddhas." No, although they say that all living beings are equal, they may be talking about the people who are "covered in fur and armor, and hatched from wetness". Immortals have heavens, and Buddhas have spiritual mountains. Why can't we set up this demon court? ? Don’t tell me that we need to see the faces of Lingshan and Tianting when we set up the Demon Court?”
The reasoning is indeed such a reasoning, but people have bigger fists than you, so if you don't look at other people's faces, you will be beaten.
The old cow was excited by Cheng Fan's words, and a pair of bull's eyes seemed to be red, and he was unbelievably excited, just like a bull in estrus smelling the hormones of a heifer.
It is not enough to beat chicken blood with light laser (di), but also to paint a bright future for the old cow, so that he can see hope, so that he can be more motivated and the chicken soup can be poured more properly.
Cheng Dahuyou started his performance again:
"I have a dream that one day, monsters will stand up, control their own destiny, and realize the truth left from the beginning of the world: all spirits are created equal.
I have a dream that one day, the monsters like me will not be slaughtered wantonly by cultivators, cramps and skins, and take away the demon pills.
I have a dream. One day, the demon court will be immortal. The demon emperor's chariot will travel all over the sky, spreading the name of the demon emperor. from.
I have a dream that one day, in the Yaochi of Tiangong, in Leiyin of Lingshan, the former owner will be able to sit with the former mount and share the brotherhood...
……
I believe that the Yaozu will surely rise;
I believe that the Demon Emperor will be born;
I believe that the Demon Court will be immortal! "
Cheng Fan's words used a variety of rhetorical techniques such as parallelism and exaggeration, and he borrowed heavily from the speech of a certain black boss. Showing his original shape, he stood upright and howled excitedly.
What a great scene is depicted in it, which Lao Niu never thought of, never dared to think about!
Although there are many monsters in the Three Realms, there are many capable people, but their status has always been low. Not to mention the rare way of longevity, when they are weak, they may be slaughtered by monks and used as resources for other people's practice; Attracting people to attack, beating young ones to old ones, not being able to tell the heavens, and being killed by the heavenly soldiers and gods; , Maybe you will be reduced to another mount, if you meet a black-hearted master, castration or something... Even the dignity of being a demon is gone.
But the scene in Cheng Fan's words, what kind of scene is that?
The monsters will stand up and be the masters of the house, equal to the gods and Buddhas, no more monsters will be enslaved, as mounts, no more monsters will be slaughtered, and become resources for cultivating Taoism.At that time, the demon court will stand side by side with the heavenly court and the Lingshan Mountain, and it will be even stronger. The demon emperor's chariot will travel all over the sky, spreading the name of the demon emperor and spreading the glory of the demon emperor to all living beings.
The name of the Demon Emperor moves the world, and the power of the Demon Emperor commands all living beings. Once the decree is issued, it orders the heaven and the earth, and no one dares not to obey.Monsters can also participate in the grand festival of Yaochi, sit with the former masters of immortals and Buddhas, and call each other brothers...
The scene here broke Lao Niu's heart, he couldn't help thinking that this is the Demon Emperor, this is the demon life that a monster should have!
The old cow was infatuated for a while, Cheng Fan looked at him with his eyes, touched his chin, and thought to himself: "Could it be that this guy was lied to by me? Sometimes I don't believe what I say..."
After a while, Lao Niu came back to his senses from Cheng Fan's words, and pulled Cheng Fan's arm excitedly: "My dear brother, what you said is great! This is the demon emperor, and this is what a monster should have." Fairy..."
The old cow's saliva sprayed on Cheng Fan's face, and Cheng Fan wanted to break free, but was caught by this guy. Hearing his words, Cheng Fan couldn't help rolling his eyes, thinking, "Old cow, come down!" Shouldn't one sentence say 'drink the strongest wine, the wildest cattle'?"
Lao Niu was emotionally aroused by Cheng Fan, opened up the conversation box, and pulled Cheng Fan to talk about his ambitions, thoughts, and his dreams of Lao Niu.
In fact, the core of Lao Niu's words can be summed up as...
That year, if I were the Demon Emperor, what would I do...
Back then, when I was the Demon Emperor, what should I do...
Ok……
If you write it down, make a summary, and make it into a book, you can name it "The Struggle of the Cow"!
It wasn't until several hours later that the cow finally finished blowing, calming down its boiling blood a bit. He let go of Cheng Fan's hand and looked at Cheng Fan seriously.
Cheng Fan actually saw a solemn and sacred feeling on the old cow's face, as if this guy was going to do something sacred and great.
Cheng Fan doubted in his heart: "This guy's current state, why is it like the religious lunatics and those fanatics I studied before? Could it be that the old man has poured too much chicken soup and brainwashed this guy? Hmm... relying on chicken blood Brainwashed a monster with chicken soup language, it is worth studying."
The old cow looked sacred and solemn, and bowed to the end, Cheng Fan wanted to pull him, but the old cow avoided him with his magic power, and said to Cheng Fan: "My dear brother, please help me!"
Cheng Fan immediately understood what tricks Lao Niu was playing. This guy was brainwashed by Cheng Fan's pot of chicken soup for the soul (arsenic). In the court, feuding demon officials, fighting against disobedience, ordering the universe.
At this time, Lao Niu has a lofty dream and vows to become the emperor. Of course, he must bow down and accept virtuous officials as a wise master.
Lao Niu's character has been sublimated, he is already a cow who has broken away from low-end tastes and has dreams and pursuits!
As for the Heavenly Court, the Lingshan Mountain, and the obstacles to be encountered in becoming the Demon Emperor and establishing the Demon Court, he has already figured it out.In case of difficulties and obstacles, just do it if you don't accept it, and look down on life and death.
Be willing to give up this body of meat quack (Sichuan dialect, meaning meat), dare to pull the Jade Emperor off his horse!
Cheng Fan pretended to be hesitant, and didn't reply to Lao Niu immediately. Lao Niu still bowed and saluted without raising his head. After a while, Cheng Fan sighed: "Brother, please get up, I will help you."
Then Lao Niu stood up straight and thanked Cheng Fan, Cheng Fan persuaded: "Brother now has the ambition to become a hegemony, and don't hesitate to shrink back."
"My dear brother, I will never do it again."
Cheng Fan nodded. He poured chicken soup for a long time. In fact, Lao Niu didn't even talk about the question he asked, but now he said: "Brother, this time the monsters from the three major continents came out together. I think it's God's help." I'll wait. Otherwise, why would there be so many monsters?"
The old cow was puzzled when he heard the words. Why did the monster turn into God helping him?
Cheng Fan said with a smile: "The appearance of so many monsters, isn't it in response to the intention of the Demon Emperor? Even if it wasn't originally, it could be!"
Lao Niu thought for a while, then he understood, and smiled at Cheng Fan: "Your brother is a great talent, let me toast you."
After drinking this glass of wine, Cheng Fan said again: "This is God's will to help elder brother. If so many monsters are brought under elder brother's command, they will be of great help. When elder brother honors and establishes the court, the Heavenly Court Lingshan comes to attack..."
Don't talk too much, what Cheng Fan meant, Lao Niu smiled, I understand, I understand!
You don't really know anything, you're just a poor bull who's been beaten mad by some unscrupulous Godzilla.
After the update, go to bed.Thank you guys for your support!
(End of this chapter)
The shame on the old cow's face became stronger, and Cheng Fan slowed down his tone at the right time, so that the chicken soup would taste better and the chicken blood would enter his body. He sighed and said again: "Brother, we monsters are looked down upon by gods, but seen by Buddhas." No, although they say that all living beings are equal, they may be talking about the people who are "covered in fur and armor, and hatched from wetness". Immortals have heavens, and Buddhas have spiritual mountains. Why can't we set up this demon court? ? Don’t tell me that we need to see the faces of Lingshan and Tianting when we set up the Demon Court?”
The reasoning is indeed such a reasoning, but people have bigger fists than you, so if you don't look at other people's faces, you will be beaten.
The old cow was excited by Cheng Fan's words, and a pair of bull's eyes seemed to be red, and he was unbelievably excited, just like a bull in estrus smelling the hormones of a heifer.
It is not enough to beat chicken blood with light laser (di), but also to paint a bright future for the old cow, so that he can see hope, so that he can be more motivated and the chicken soup can be poured more properly.
Cheng Dahuyou started his performance again:
"I have a dream that one day, monsters will stand up, control their own destiny, and realize the truth left from the beginning of the world: all spirits are created equal.
I have a dream that one day, the monsters like me will not be slaughtered wantonly by cultivators, cramps and skins, and take away the demon pills.
I have a dream. One day, the demon court will be immortal. The demon emperor's chariot will travel all over the sky, spreading the name of the demon emperor. from.
I have a dream that one day, in the Yaochi of Tiangong, in Leiyin of Lingshan, the former owner will be able to sit with the former mount and share the brotherhood...
……
I believe that the Yaozu will surely rise;
I believe that the Demon Emperor will be born;
I believe that the Demon Court will be immortal! "
Cheng Fan's words used a variety of rhetorical techniques such as parallelism and exaggeration, and he borrowed heavily from the speech of a certain black boss. Showing his original shape, he stood upright and howled excitedly.
What a great scene is depicted in it, which Lao Niu never thought of, never dared to think about!
Although there are many monsters in the Three Realms, there are many capable people, but their status has always been low. Not to mention the rare way of longevity, when they are weak, they may be slaughtered by monks and used as resources for other people's practice; Attracting people to attack, beating young ones to old ones, not being able to tell the heavens, and being killed by the heavenly soldiers and gods; , Maybe you will be reduced to another mount, if you meet a black-hearted master, castration or something... Even the dignity of being a demon is gone.
But the scene in Cheng Fan's words, what kind of scene is that?
The monsters will stand up and be the masters of the house, equal to the gods and Buddhas, no more monsters will be enslaved, as mounts, no more monsters will be slaughtered, and become resources for cultivating Taoism.At that time, the demon court will stand side by side with the heavenly court and the Lingshan Mountain, and it will be even stronger. The demon emperor's chariot will travel all over the sky, spreading the name of the demon emperor and spreading the glory of the demon emperor to all living beings.
The name of the Demon Emperor moves the world, and the power of the Demon Emperor commands all living beings. Once the decree is issued, it orders the heaven and the earth, and no one dares not to obey.Monsters can also participate in the grand festival of Yaochi, sit with the former masters of immortals and Buddhas, and call each other brothers...
The scene here broke Lao Niu's heart, he couldn't help thinking that this is the Demon Emperor, this is the demon life that a monster should have!
The old cow was infatuated for a while, Cheng Fan looked at him with his eyes, touched his chin, and thought to himself: "Could it be that this guy was lied to by me? Sometimes I don't believe what I say..."
After a while, Lao Niu came back to his senses from Cheng Fan's words, and pulled Cheng Fan's arm excitedly: "My dear brother, what you said is great! This is the demon emperor, and this is what a monster should have." Fairy..."
The old cow's saliva sprayed on Cheng Fan's face, and Cheng Fan wanted to break free, but was caught by this guy. Hearing his words, Cheng Fan couldn't help rolling his eyes, thinking, "Old cow, come down!" Shouldn't one sentence say 'drink the strongest wine, the wildest cattle'?"
Lao Niu was emotionally aroused by Cheng Fan, opened up the conversation box, and pulled Cheng Fan to talk about his ambitions, thoughts, and his dreams of Lao Niu.
In fact, the core of Lao Niu's words can be summed up as...
That year, if I were the Demon Emperor, what would I do...
Back then, when I was the Demon Emperor, what should I do...
Ok……
If you write it down, make a summary, and make it into a book, you can name it "The Struggle of the Cow"!
It wasn't until several hours later that the cow finally finished blowing, calming down its boiling blood a bit. He let go of Cheng Fan's hand and looked at Cheng Fan seriously.
Cheng Fan actually saw a solemn and sacred feeling on the old cow's face, as if this guy was going to do something sacred and great.
Cheng Fan doubted in his heart: "This guy's current state, why is it like the religious lunatics and those fanatics I studied before? Could it be that the old man has poured too much chicken soup and brainwashed this guy? Hmm... relying on chicken blood Brainwashed a monster with chicken soup language, it is worth studying."
The old cow looked sacred and solemn, and bowed to the end, Cheng Fan wanted to pull him, but the old cow avoided him with his magic power, and said to Cheng Fan: "My dear brother, please help me!"
Cheng Fan immediately understood what tricks Lao Niu was playing. This guy was brainwashed by Cheng Fan's pot of chicken soup for the soul (arsenic). In the court, feuding demon officials, fighting against disobedience, ordering the universe.
At this time, Lao Niu has a lofty dream and vows to become the emperor. Of course, he must bow down and accept virtuous officials as a wise master.
Lao Niu's character has been sublimated, he is already a cow who has broken away from low-end tastes and has dreams and pursuits!
As for the Heavenly Court, the Lingshan Mountain, and the obstacles to be encountered in becoming the Demon Emperor and establishing the Demon Court, he has already figured it out.In case of difficulties and obstacles, just do it if you don't accept it, and look down on life and death.
Be willing to give up this body of meat quack (Sichuan dialect, meaning meat), dare to pull the Jade Emperor off his horse!
Cheng Fan pretended to be hesitant, and didn't reply to Lao Niu immediately. Lao Niu still bowed and saluted without raising his head. After a while, Cheng Fan sighed: "Brother, please get up, I will help you."
Then Lao Niu stood up straight and thanked Cheng Fan, Cheng Fan persuaded: "Brother now has the ambition to become a hegemony, and don't hesitate to shrink back."
"My dear brother, I will never do it again."
Cheng Fan nodded. He poured chicken soup for a long time. In fact, Lao Niu didn't even talk about the question he asked, but now he said: "Brother, this time the monsters from the three major continents came out together. I think it's God's help." I'll wait. Otherwise, why would there be so many monsters?"
The old cow was puzzled when he heard the words. Why did the monster turn into God helping him?
Cheng Fan said with a smile: "The appearance of so many monsters, isn't it in response to the intention of the Demon Emperor? Even if it wasn't originally, it could be!"
Lao Niu thought for a while, then he understood, and smiled at Cheng Fan: "Your brother is a great talent, let me toast you."
After drinking this glass of wine, Cheng Fan said again: "This is God's will to help elder brother. If so many monsters are brought under elder brother's command, they will be of great help. When elder brother honors and establishes the court, the Heavenly Court Lingshan comes to attack..."
Don't talk too much, what Cheng Fan meant, Lao Niu smiled, I understand, I understand!
You don't really know anything, you're just a poor bull who's been beaten mad by some unscrupulous Godzilla.
After the update, go to bed.Thank you guys for your support!
(End of this chapter)
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