Doting concubines is a disaster: Your majesty, you are happy

Chapter 783
I am Chang Xu'an, but I still have another identity, no, no, I have many more identities.

Sometimes this identity will scare people to death, that is, when I realized that I still have so many identities, I was so scared that I cried for a long time, it was so frightening.

How long is this long?

A year to be exact.

That's right, a year.

Don't tell me I'm a good cryer, I'm a man, how can a man be a good cryer?Some people think that I am making excuses for myself, and the dead duck has a hard mouth.None of this is important, because I'm going to talk about a bigger thing.

I have an elder brother who is also a prince. As you all know, he is that Prince Ming, and he is also a reborn person.

I have a mother, she is the most famous person in Nan'an Kingdom, Jin and Northern Dynasties, she turned my father's palace into her own harem.You should also know a very important question here, that is my mother, she is a time traveler.

You must be wondering why I am not called Queen Mother, right?
Don't worry, because which modern person have you ever seen who often calls his mother the queen mother?It's good that I didn't call you mom directly.

Is someone guessing that I am a time traveler?

If only I were really a time traveler, I would definitely not cry for so long for something bigger.

Here comes the point.

I remember that on a certain day in Motian, the sun was high and the weather was very hot. Except for the occasional sound of cicadas (most of them were caught by the sticky pole), everyone else went down with Duke Zhou at this time. Chess is gone.

In fact, my mother is no exception.

In other words, I really don't want to admit to this mother, it's not that I'm unfilial, it's just... It's really overwhelming.

Ok, I'm pulling away again.I still feel extremely entangled.

So, I'm going to tell a story.

On a certain day, the sun was hanging high, so let's not talk about it, it's not good for an old man to be so ink-stained.

Anyway, one day when everyone was taking a nap, I told my mother something.

"I am Master Wuxiang."

In fact, I wanted to address her at first, otherwise I would be very rude, but I really don't know what to call her. This is also the problem that I can't speak when I am three years old.Because I don't know what the hell I call my mother?Called the name, she gave birth to me, called the title, too unfamiliar, called the queen mother, I can not pass my heart.

I know my mother, I used to be older than her, I used to be her fellow, and I even helped her deliver triplets.

There are many, many more...

Everything like this made it impossible for me to call her the title I should call, so I have been silent, silent.

What finally made me unable to hold back my mouth was everyone's comments about me, even saying that I was dumb and mentally retarded.

Holding the grass, the labor and management wanted to say at that time, you are mentally retarded, and your whole family is mentally retarded.

But in the end, I gave them a very contemptuous look, it just seemed that I was young, so it seemed to have no effect at all.

And she, my former fellow villager, is considered a confidant, and now my mother looks sad every day when she looks at me, which makes me feel so guilty, especially when I am still being abused by that emperor, my father, every day. A look of disgust and resentment...

So, I decided to speak up.

Otherwise, if the tiger doesn't show his power, he still thinks I'm HelloKiety?
Besides, a scholar can be killed and cannot be humiliated. Although I am not loved by everyone, I am also highly respected. How many people flock to me, even if I am a bald donkey.

However, after I finished that sentence, she just froze there for a long time.

It's strange, didn't you hear it.

Well, the person got smaller and the voice probably got smaller.

So, I said loudly: "I am Master Wuxiang!"

"Hold the grass!"

I assure all the gods and all the leaders, this "holding the grass" scared me.

I hadn't recovered from the earth-shattering "grass grip" when I saw Jia ravaged in all kinds of ways on my face.

"Are you really that dead bald donkey?"

I:"……"

I never knew that I was just an old bald donkey in her heart in my last life, and I had a feeling of being cheated.

Although I often complain about my identity as a bald donkey in my previous life.

"I'm not a 'bald donkey.'"

"So you're not him, so what nonsense are you talking about?"

I really want to roll my eyes. With such comprehension ability and brain circuit, I can actually sweep the harem, and finally become No.1 in the harem. It's just...I guess that emperor, no, my father is also definitely sick. light.

It's just a pity that I didn't spend much time with her before, otherwise I would definitely give him some medicine.

Such a good deck of cards unexpectedly became what it is now.

Pathetic!

The sad thing is that I actually transmigrated to a bald donkey and didn't become an emperor, otherwise Sangong Sixth Court would be such a happy thing.

It's a pity that the people from the Sixth Court of Sangong gave up like this, it's simply...

So, for my father, who makes me hate iron and steel, I see him with tears.

"I said I'm not a 'bald donkey', but I didn't say I'm not him. Also, do you think it's appropriate for you to call a respected master a bald donkey like this? If you let the people in the world know, do you know the consequences?"

Well, she froze again.

However, her next sentence, she asked me very much.

"Didn't it mean that you can achieve the life you want after you complete all your merits?"

I have also thought about this question for a long time, and even thought about it for a while, and I couldn't sleep at night. I just didn't expect this to be the end result.

What the hell went wrong in the middle.

"Where's Daoist Wuyang?"

"Missing."

I'm suddenly wilted.

"I want to know that he will give me such a result. Even if I travel countless times, I must first solve his old-fashioned old man!"

"It seems that you are indeed him."

I didn't know what to say for a while.

"Son, good son!"

I:"……"

Well, let me tell you, I finally resigned myself to my fate.

However, I can't let those people say that I am mentally retarded in vain.

So, I decided to make a big splash.

So, in the end, I became one of the few child prodigies in the Northern Jin Dynasty.

Later, I finally found out that Taoist Wuyang did not lie to me.
I am a prince. As a prince, my life is doomed to have no worries about food and clothing, and I can walk sideways in the palace. The most important thing is that I am a prince, and the future prince will still be a talented prince. It is possible to get a lot of girls, and it is not in vain that I have gone through many times and been reborn again.

(End of this chapter)