I have Shanhaijing

Chapter 180

"Village Chief, thank you for taking care of me."

"Where, where."

KAO, are you still playing dumb with me?Let's see who has thick skin!
"Village Chief, my victory this time is due to your good teaching. Under your leadership, Xinshou Village is thriving and has become what it is today. I was just born here and was influenced by the atmosphere here. It is all thanks to the village chief's help." Leader, how can I be without you, you are the pride of our Xinshou Village, you are the pride of our Xinshou Village, the first time I met you that day, I was overwhelmed by your demeanor,,, cough,, cough,,, Being able to accept your instructions the first time is the key to my success in rescuing Lao Wang this time. Without your correct command, I would never have achieved the meager results I have now. What you said that time is the key to my mission this time. Guiding light, point out the direction for me, you are the lighthouse on the sea, guiding the direction for the lost ships, you are the towering tree on the barren grassland, for our lost lambs,,,,,,, "

"Stop, stop, stop. A few days ago, the city of God ordered the selection of outstanding youths. I was worrying about this matter. It just so happened that you made such a great contribution this time. I plan to recommend you to go. What do you think?"

This is what I was waiting for, Xiao Mian, I can’t do it for you!After watching You and Lao Wang Moji for a long time, if I don’t understand, if I don’t learn something, I’m not Zhao Zi.

"Of course, go, village chief, you are too great, you are too wise,,,"

"Okay, I have nothing to do, you can go."

Hehe, I made another outstanding young man.

I returned home with Lao Wang, and once again took out my invincible flattering method. After bombing for N for a long time, Lao Wang finally agreed to talk to Shutong with me!
Sure enough, as I imagined, the book boy evaded in every possible way, sometimes let him mend the clothes, and sometimes vomited to repair the bench. Finally, when I could bear it, I threatened and lured Lao Wang with Lao Wang, and the book boy came in earnestly.

The reason is so funny, he even said that I am not yet level [-], what are you talking about? What’s more, my buddy is also an outstanding and promising young man, and he wants to send me away with the reason that I am not level [-], okay, okay, it is the system that stipulates that people below level [-] are not allowed You can enter the city, but you can only do activities in Xinshou Village.But isn't this a special case?
What can't be accommodated?Then why did you ask me to help you at the earliest time, and just now you asked me to do this and that, what do you mean, I am easy to bully, right?
Well, since you are unkind, don't blame me for being unrighteous, "Old Wang, hold him down! Hurry up, why did you call you here? You are always standing there, hurry up, and want to run, and don't look at who we are now ? Who is better than the speed!"

Amidst the joyous laughter, the book boy finally agreed to take me there as long as I reached level [-]. Of course, this is also the minimum standard for an outstanding youth. It seems that I still have a little bit of the glory of this outstanding youth.Alright, then let's go to level up, wait until level [-] to find you, then we'll see what you do!
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Quitting the game feels really cool, if the system keeps reminding me that the online time is full, I really don't want to quit.

Open your eyes, open the game compartment, guess what is the first thing I do?
To the restroom!

During the game time, I feel good about my body, but when I come out, I feel really uncomfortable.The game company's design is a bit unreasonable, why is there no solution to physiological problems?
Call Li Xin, "You go and ask someone to find Fantasy Empire Game Company, and tell them to find a way to solve the physiological problems in the game."

Lixin looked at me with a strange expression.

"You don't want to go there, do you? I'm talking about peeing!" Now Li Xin's face turned redder, "Okay, okay, you laugh, it's best to laugh you to death once."

"Master, since you want to play the Fantasy Empire game, I have conducted a comprehensive study on the Fantasy Empire, and the 'physiological problems' you mentioned do not exist in the game." Li Xin finally regained his calm, bowed and said .

"Oh? Continue!" I nodded, it seems that I have overlooked some details.

"There are three types of game helmets in the Fantasy Empire game. One is the ordinary helmet. The time to enter the game cannot exceed [-] hours each time. Otherwise, you will be forced to go offline. You can enter the game for no more than [-] hours a day; the second is the game warehouse. It comes with cleaning tools inside, which can clean out the waste excreted by the body, but it needs to be connected separately. It can be online for up to [-] hours at a time, and the maximum daily online time should not exceed [-] hours in total; the third is the luxury nutrition warehouse you use. Bring cleaning, bring your own nutrition supply, and be online for up to [-] hours a day, and the maximum online time should not exceed [-] hours." Li Xin replied calmly.

"Oh! You mean I've been online for [-] hours?"

"Yes."

"I said why are you so hungry! Well, don't go, tell them now that I'm going to start eating, and tell Aunt Liu (my life manager) to hurry up!"

"Okay, master. Do you want to wash up first, or go to have a rest."

"Let's wash it up, you're sweating all over, tell me without opening your eyes."

"Okay, I'll call Feixue (my private 'maid'), you have a rest first." Li Xin turned and left with a suppressed smile.

"Still laughing, laughing at you to death." I have never talked to them about their superiority or inferiority. Seeing whether they are big or small, hey, who told us to be kind, go our own way and let them laugh.

Soon Feixue came with water, first gently washed my face with her small hands, my buddy is not a pervert, definitely not what I asked for, Gu Feixue said it was a special treatment from the suzerain.We were not used to it at the beginning, but Feixue insisted, who told us to be soft-hearted, so we reluctantly agreed, but to be honest, the feeling of being touched by Feixue's little hand is really cool!Cough, cough, you are not allowed to swear, you are sour grapes mentality, typical greedy eyes! (Brick shoots,,, ah! A scream.)
If you want to say who invented these things, I would say that he is definitely a super slob. What do you think he wants to make people lie on a chair to wash their faces and brush their teeth.The person who invented this chair at the time told me that he was definitely a pervert.

You see, Feixue is leaning on me now, a pair of small hands are constantly stroking, the newly developed breasts are swaying in front of my eyes, smelling the faint fragrance from her body, hey!Don't describe it, it is estimated that some people have come out.

Enjoying Feixue's massage, just one word - very cool!Aunt Liu came to tell me that the meal was ready.Stretch out and go eat!As the saying goes, gentleness is a hero's trap. It seems that I have to pay more attention to it in the future.

(End of this chapter)