I have Shanhaijing

Chapter 200

On women - I assume that a perfect woman is 1955 points, then her hair should account for [-] points, because generally a woman's temperament has a lot to do with their hair - a woman's face has [-] points, because An angelic face is definitely God's greatest gift to women as well as men, because beauty is generally referred to as a beautiful face, and it is always worthwhile for a beautiful woman to look at you affectionately with those watery eyes. crazy thing.The most important thing on a woman's face is the pair of pupils, that's why Blake said in "Two Wealths" that the two kinds of wealth of a woman are a happy heart and a pair of affectionate eyes---of course, the figure There is also a proportion of [-] points. Many men are arguing whether a woman's face is important or her figure is important. The only thing I am sure of is that when a woman has a devil's figure, men don't care so much about her appearance. Normal men can't resist the temptation of Marilyn Monroe standing at the subway entrance with her skirt blown by the wind in "The Seven Year Itch" in [-]? "——The next step is the skin. The total score is [-]. A woman's smooth skin like brocade and silk always makes men fascinated. '—Hands are also rated as five points. Hands should be slender and white. No rings or nail polish——As for dressing up, ten points are also given for voice. The last item is specialty. If a woman has no specialty, she can only be rated as Big boobs and no brains.

The beauty obviously hasn't woken up from her own world. Just as I was about to nod, I couldn't help feeling overjoyed. Suddenly, the beauty seemed to realize that she wanted to let a strange man sit next to her. The beauty shook her head, probably because she felt that she was too Stiff, then smiled: "I'm not used to other people sitting next to me, I'm sorry."

Yes, she knows how to reject men. If she agrees, I will think she is too casual.

"That's a pity, but I think you misunderstood, I just want to share a table with you." Looking at the vacant seat opposite the beauty, and then scanning the room, "Sit across from you and drink a pot of tea. "

The beauty may feel that she has misunderstood me, and her face turns red.But I quickly realized, "I'm sorry, I misunderstood, please go ahead!" She stretched out her hand and gave way. Her hand was long and slender. The first thing I thought of when I saw it was to be touched by this hand. Must be good.

I nodded lightly: "Then excuse me."

Leaning over and sitting opposite the girl, the recruiter called the waiter to ask for a pot of Pu'er. Most people don't like Pu'er, because those who can't meditate can't appreciate the light and aftertaste of Pu'er.

The girl was taken aback when she heard that what I wanted was Pu'er. What I didn't expect was that young people like me could drink Pu'er, but who are we!What you want is this unexpected feeling. If a beauty understands tea, then a young man who drinks Pu’er will definitely attract her attention. If a beauty notices it, whether you can continue to attract her attention depends on your ability. .

Reaching out for his own cigarette, he took out one and put it in his mouth, and he was not in a hurry to light it. This is what we want.Snap your fingers and call the waiter: "Bring me a cup of coffee!"

"Sir, we are a tea bar here, we don't sell coffee. Didn't you want a pot of Pu'er? Please wait for a while, and I will bring it to you. If you don't like to drink Pu'er, we also have Biluochun, Longjing, Dahong Robes, incense sticks, etc., you can choose whatever you want.” The waiter was quite good at business, and he even encouraged me to ask for more!
"No, I just like to drink it. Can't tea bars sell coffee? Coffee is also brewed. In principle, it is the same thing as tea. If you don't sell coffee, you don't respond to the call of the country, understand?"

The waiter was probably confused, why we don’t sell coffee and the corresponding national call: “Sir, we don’t sell coffee here, it has nothing to do with responding to the national call, if you want to drink coffee, you can go to Go to a coffee shop, the coffee there is very good."

"Why can't we contact the corresponding country's call? Our country is now reforming and opening up, and we pay attention to national integration. We welcome all friends from all over the world to visit us in China, right?"

A sentence of "right or wrong" made the waiter nod before he could react.But he reacted immediately, shook his head and was about to speak, I stopped him again.

"You have tea here, right?"

nod.

"You are the waiter at the tea bar, right?"

nod.

"I want a pot of Pu'er, right?"

nod.

"I want another cup of coffee now, right?"

nod.

"That's a man, isn't it?"

nod.

"There is a beautiful woman sitting opposite me, right?"

Nodded, but immediately responded that he seemed a little abrupt and wanted to speak.The little reaction is very fast!

"You won't give me coffee, will you?"

nod.

"There are a lot of people here, right?"

Nods, but obviously wants to speak.

"I'm a customer here, right?"

nod.

"The customer is God, right?"

nod.

"God's requirements should be met, right?"

nod.

"Then why don't you go get coffee."

nod.

Just two steps away, the waiter came back again: "Sir, we don't sell coffee here, please go to another place for coffee."

"Why don't you understand! I told you that Chinese tea is tea, and foreign tea is also tea. We can't talk about racial discrimination. That's not in line with the call of the country. Do you understand? Don't bother, go get it coffee."

"Crack! Crack!" There were two soft applause behind him.

"This gentleman's thesis is really incisive. He has risen to the national level without selling coffee. This is the first time people have heard of it."

I turned around, and at some point, a woman about 30 years old came over, probably the manager of the tea bar.

"First of all, let me introduce myself. I am the manager of this tea bar. My surname is Pang." Manager Pang stretched out his hand while speaking.

Of course beautiful women are welcome to shake hands, but I didn't hold on to Manager Pang's hand, that was done by a pervert, not by a high-level person like me.

He shook manager Pang lightly.

"It's the first time I've heard of Mr.'s argument, but I'm sorry, because we are a tea bar, we really can't sell coffee, but since Mr. likes it, it's my personal treat, but I only have instant coffee here, I hope you don't take offense." Said Turning around: "Xiao Liu, go to my room and make a cup of coffee."

"That's so embarrassing!" I deliberately said haha.

"It's okay, when my husband comes here to drink tea in the future, if you want to drink coffee, you can invite me. How about we make a special preparation for him?" The manager forgot my eyes when he was talking.

Kao, why do I feel like she is dealing with me like a troublemaker, depressed, overdoing it, making people misunderstand.But what's wrong with the misunderstanding, I'm afraid of a bird.

"It's okay, it's just coffee, I like this one!" I said and waved my hand, "Why don't the manager sit down and have a chat?" I held out my hand to signal.

"Okay!" Experienced nodded with a smile.

Not to mention, I don't know who said "There are no dinosaurs who serve tea", but it is absolutely classic and absolutely correct.Manager Pang looks very ordinary at first glance, but it definitely gives people a different feeling when it is ridiculous. How can you put it like a bun? (spoof again)

"Xiaomei! I've kept you waiting for a long time. Look, I've just been busy!" After taking his seat, Manager Pang first chatted with the beauty.

I said why it was so easy to agree, it turned out that I was sitting in someone else's place, and I was ashamed to see people!But do you know? The girl's name is Xiaomei, Xiaomei, Xiaomei really lives up to her name.

At this moment, the beautiful woman on the opposite side stopped laughing. She has been observing the beautiful woman since I took out the cigarette. She just glanced at me for taking out the cigarette, and she didn't have much reaction.

Since I asked the waiter for coffee, the beauty almost spit out the coffee, and when I talked to the waiter, the beauty couldn't stop laughing.

"It's okay, sister Pang, you are busy with your work, don't worry about me." Xiaomei said to Manager Pang.

Hey, the two of you are chatting, so it's not okay to leave me alone.

(End of this chapter)