I have Shanhaijing

Chapter 92

Military training, some people look forward to it, some people are nervous, and some people know nothing about military training.But no matter what, facing the first military training in life, everyone has the same emotion, that is excitement.

Besides the excitement, the one who couldn't sleep anymore was the owner of the supermarket in the school dormitory area.The newly opened supermarket in the boys' dormitory area was sold out almost overnight. The first thing that was out of stock were instant noodles and ham sausages.In addition to food, a lot of other daily necessities were also sold.This situation made the fat boss in the supermarket grin from ear to ear and couldn't sleep.

Except for the supermarket in the dormitory area, all the large and small shops around the school made a small profit.

The reason why such a thing happened was all because of a "Campus Survival Manual for Freshmen". This small manual is about the same size as a small dictionary, and the number of pages can be dozens of pages, let alone printed. fine.

It is clearly written on the title page of the manual:

"——Summary of the blood and tears experience of previous seniors when they entered school——"

"——The wisdom that five yuan can buy (Note: Any experience in it can benefit you a lot!!!!)
"——Read the school rules so that you don't make mistakes, and read them so that you only do the right thing"

"—The professors' evaluation of it is: This book is not bad!!"

And the introduction in the content of the booklet is even more detailed.Some key points are excerpted below:
"...In military training, you will generally be in a state of three shortages. Three shortages refer to lack of water, second refers to lack of food, and third refers to lack of time. Therefore, the following items are all for the three deficiencies, please keep in mind... "

"...Bring as much food as you can. The food should be high in protein. Now you may feel tired of eating meat, but as long as you go to the military camp for a week, I guarantee that you will be happy to see a mouse Burn it in red, this is the experience of blood and tears! Personally, I suggest bringing more ham sausages. Ham sausages have the following advantages, which are easy to carry and easy to hide (if you can’t hide them well, no matter how much you bring!) Eat it It can also be hidden. The key point is that ham sausage has the highest protein content in the same volume among similar items, (simple packaging, no bones), so that you can carry more in a limited space If you are lucky, at the right time, a few ham sausages can be exchanged for MM's favor for you. Don't believe it, such a thing has really happened, and there are more than one cases. (I personally regret not listening to My friend advises you to bring more ham sausages, otherwise, Xiao Wei... how much I love you... Alas, the past is unbearable! I am still single now.) MM is the same, if you see the GG you like, you might as well Give him ham sausage during military training, you know, a man's stomach is closest to a man's heart..."

"...This is for male compatriots. If you can smoke, it is best to buy two packs of cigarettes (preferably if the retail price of a single pack is more than 6 yuan). These cigarettes are not for you to smoke, but for you to smoke. You honor the instructors. In the barracks, according to my observation, almost all of the soldiers are smokers. During the break, you give out a cigarette to the instructor from time to time, and brag about the instructor. I promise, instructor I will definitely look at you differently. Your chances of being physically punished are definitely the least among the boys in your platoon. If you want to be an official in school, then you'd better start to establish your prestige during military training. Give the instructor a few cigarettes, and the instructor will let you go when he smokes comfortably. The training of your platoon will not be so hard. Others will take advantage of you and think that you have done a good job. When you are running for class cadres, They will vote for you. When smoking cigarettes, it is best that you also smoke. If you don’t smoke, then the flattery will be too obvious, and the instructor will be embarrassed not to say it. Even people who are not good will despise you, so it will be self-defeating, remember, remember,..."

"...Remember, this is very important. When the instructor asks everyone if anyone is unwell, no matter what your situation is at the time, I suggest that you stand up immediately. There are not many such opportunities, usually only once, yes The instructor asked before the [-]-kilometer training in military training. Those who have never tasted the pain of the [-]-kilometer training may really not understand that no matter how good you think you are before the training, you will feel like a dog after the training. (I've been regretting it until now, why wasn't I the one who stood up! A lesson from blood!) Of course, if you think you're a hunk, then pretend I didn't say it..."

"...during military training, you often feel that you don't get enough sleep, so it is very important to take the time to rest. And during military training, what is the second time-wasting thing? You may not guess it-it is after eating It’s time to wash the dishes. When you arrive at the military training, you will understand that with a tap, after a meal, there are usually [-] or [-] people queuing up there. The most direct consequence of not getting enough rest is that you cannot complete the training well and do what the instructor requires. In this case, the instructor will give you face by physically punishing you. Sometimes the instructor will Physically punish your entire platoon. If the situation is serious, you should be prepared to be punched black when you go to the toilet at night. To save time on this point, it is very simple, you just need to buy a stack of disposable plastic before military training Bags are enough, and many shops around the school sell them. When you eat, you put the bag in your eating jar, and you only need to throw away the bag after eating, instead of waiting in line for water. In this way, your day The time saved is at least one and a half hours. With that time, you can have a good rest. I recommend this method to lazier boys. Girls don’t need it. If girls use this method when eating, it will damage the image. ..."

"...Speaking of girls, there is a way to make you have a good time during military training. This method does not require you to practice in the sun and sweat every day, but also allows you to enjoy your food. Do you know what it is? Pretending to be sick! This answer is too substandard."

"Can't figure it out? Let me tell you, I went to the cafeteria to help. Because a lot of people came to the military camp at once, the fire masters in the military cafeteria must be too busy. At this time, we need to find some ingenuity among the girls." Girls from all over the world go to the cafeteria to help, (why not find boys? We protested, but it was useless) When the instructor asks if anyone of you can cook, you stand up immediately, if the instructor picks you, then you are lucky. In The work in the cafeteria is very easy, not as hard as you think, even if you really can't cook, it doesn't matter. (Did you think they would really ask you to cook?) You only need to be with other girls in the cafeteria Help the master wash the vegetables together, peel potatoes and so on. If you really train, even if you have a little time to sit on the ground, you will feel that it is a kind of enjoyment, not to mention that you can sit on the ground. The chair is on. In addition to doing some small things in the cafeteria, it is all your work to chat with those fire masters. How about it? Take it easy! In addition to relaxing, the meals prepared by the masters in the cafeteria for officers You can taste it first. Compared with what other people eat, then you will know what happiness is.  …”

"...the biggest advice to girls: Never stay alone with a soldier during military training, let alone visit his dormitory out of curiosity. No matter what position he holds, how he treats you What kind of reasons do you have for taking care of me? When encountering such a thing, you should firmly say no. If you can’t evade it, then go to your teacher. If the teacher is not there, then you go to the military uniform. There are more stars than him. Leverage There are more people than him, if you can't find such a person, then you'd better gather a few of your friends to go together. Love has no boundaries, but it shouldn't happen at that time. Do you understand?..."

"...Many male compatriots want to show their masculine side during military training, show their 'masculinity', so as to attract the attention of MM. During military training, many male compatriots have indeed done it. They use their 'masculinity' to attract MM's attention successfully, but what is in MM's eyes? The fear of shunning away, and even a little bit of contempt. If you want MM to have a good impression on you during military training If so, then, please remember what I said below, a good start is half the battle. Any MM, no matter how much they appreciate a man's masculinity, there is a prerequisite, that is, you must be clean. Many MMs love cleanliness, so you don’t need to expect them to respect a guy wearing socks that haven’t been washed for five days. If you want them to like you, you must first make their noses like you. During military training , You need to prepare at least three pairs of socks, three pairs of underwear, and two pairs of sneakers. Do not wear any pair of socks and underwear for two consecutive days. It is best to change the sneakers every day and wash them at least once every three days.

Boys with conditions, I suggest you prepare the following things - two dozen socks.The material of socks should be mainly cotton and wool, and the lower the content of man-made fibers in socks, the better. Facts have proved that the content of man-made fibers in socks is inversely proportional to a person's taste, and the ability to chemically react with the sweat glands of the foot skin Proportional.The military training time is three weeks, so you can change a pair a day, take it back to school and wash it after changing, don't waste time in the military camp.

Two dozen underpants are used in the same way as socks.

Four pairs of sports shoes. Avoid buying sports shoes with full rubber soles. After repeated friction with high-temperature concrete surfaces in a large number of military training, the rubber soles of the soles will volatilize quickly, and its smell is unpleasant. In order to avoid misleading others that your feet have some kind of foot disease named after an international metropolis in the south, please try to wear pure rubber-soled sneakers as little as possible. These four pairs of sneakers can be worn in turn, but within 21 days During your military training, you must ensure that each pair of shoes is washed at least once.

A bottle of men's perfume.Europeans invented perfume because for a period of time in the Middle Ages they believed that bathing was bad for health, so you can imagine the smell of those gentlemen and ladies in Europe at that time.In military training, it is just right to use perfume!I personally recommend Adidas men's sports perfume. The head fragrance of this perfume is fresh and lemon mixed with a trace of resinous fragrance. The middle fragrance is mixed with cool and refreshing mint.

Two sets of training clothes.During military training, only one set of training uniforms is issued to each person, but the training uniforms issued for military training are standard jungle camouflage training uniforms.You can buy it at the following address: (with a map, the map is omitted)..."

"...During the three weeks of military training, you only have one opportunity to shower in the collective bathroom, and this opportunity is only for 5 minutes, (boys may be shorter, and girls seem to generally extend it a bit, but not more than 10 minutes) Minutes) So, if you are a boy, before entering the bathhouse, you should make the following preparations:

1. The bathing time is usually in the afternoon. In the morning, the instructor will notify you in advance. Therefore, before entering the bathhouse, you can take off all the things you can take off. It is best to only wear three things on your body. A jacket, a pair of pants, a pair of shoes.

2. While waiting at the entrance of the bathroom, you can first fix the shoelaces in a loose position. Your sneakers must be as convenient as wearing slippers.

3. When queuing up to enter the bathhouse, you can already squeeze the shampoo on your head first.

4. This step is the most critical, please remember, after entering the bathroom, most fools will go to the locker room to change clothes, you don’t go to the locker room, you can go directly to the bathroom, clothes and pants can be hung on the water pipe superior. 5. When rushing to the bathroom, you'd better go to the innermost position, which is the closest to the hot and cold water mains. As long as you adjust it, the water temperature will not change, but if you don't occupy that position, then you You have to be careful, the farther you are from that position, the more careful you have to be, and at the same time, the less you can open the hot water pipe, if there is no neutralization of cold water, the hot water in the hot water pipe can burn your skin, so The tragedy has happened more than once.The cold water that originally flowed to you may be suddenly diverted by the person in front of you. Can you understand this truth?I believe that the common sense of physics for students who can be admitted to college should be understandable.

6. Even when you can take a bath, you can’t be careless, because the time is very short, you can only focus on taking care of your key parts and the parts that are exposed outside, if you take care of these within 5 minutes and still If you can wash off the foam on your body, then you will win.And many people just wiped the soap on their bodies when the instructor rushed in. Their fate is really miserable, because behind the instructor, there is usually a mighty army of women..."

"...Many boys think that wearing sunscreen is only for girls. Here, I want to correct their mistakes. If you think the same way, then congratulations. I can guarantee that you will go to the street within two weeks after returning from military training. It is absolutely possible to be surrounded by people, either because your skin is too tanned, they will treat you as a foreigner, or your face is really tanned, they will come to see it strangely, some boys are so tanned that they will drop out of school During the semester, you dare not come out to meet people because you are too ugly, do you believe it? So if you don’t want to get this kind of treatment, I suggest you buy a bottle of sunscreen, the multiple is within 35 times, not too high... "

"... We said earlier that the second time-consuming thing in military training is, do you know what is the first time-consuming thing? You may have already thought of it, and it is not difficult to guess. When you watch it on TV How do you feel when those soldiers fold the quilts squarely, like standard cement blocks? Are you envious? I’m afraid you will cry when it’s your turn. I know that many boys don’t fold the quilts I don’t have the habit either. I didn’t have it before the military training, and I didn’t have it after the military training. During the military training, I was almost tortured and went crazy because of folding the quilt. Many people are afraid of messing up the folded quilt. You don’t dare to cover the quilt, it’s really pitiful! If you don’t want to repeat the same mistakes, then you must be prepared. Note: Don’t think about pouring water into the quilt, that way even if you collect it yourself, the instructor will find out.”

"And the correct way is that before military training, you'd better prepare a few pieces of cardboard and bring them in. Don't underestimate these small pieces of cardboard. It can make you fold quilts three times faster than others, three times faster. How much time do you understand? That is, you can spend two hours more than others every day. The role of cardboard is to make the surface of the quilt tidy and to make the lines and corners of the quilt. If you want to achieve the effect of cardboard by hand, you must at least Practice for a month. After finishing the surface, you can stuff the cardboard into the quilt, which can make the quilt have a sense of support and is not easy to deform...."

"...Finally, no matter boys or girls, in military training, if you don't want your feet to suffer, I suggest you buy some sanitary napkins. Don't get me wrong, these sanitary napkins can be put in shoes. They are sweat-absorbent and soft. It is also very convenient to use. Facts have proved that the probability of blisters on the soles of the students who use sanitary napkins in this way is only less than one-eighth of that of others..."

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