mess with bad gods

Chapter 24 Bubble Wakes Up
Ziqi took Su Xiaoluo outside the door, and waved to her: "Go back."

When Wu Yue saw Ziqi, he quickly got up and called his senior brother.

Ziqi glanced at him, and said earnestly: "Wu Yue, this kind of deceitful trick is nothing more than deceiving rich businessmen and nobles. Don't deceive such a lovely girl again."

"I would like to follow the teachings of the second senior brother." Wu Yue nodded again and again, as if he was being taught humbly.

Su Xiaoluo watched in amazement, always feeling that there was some more deceptive information hidden in this seemingly reasonable conversation, but she also had no intention of paying attention to it.He only waved his hands at the two of them, picked a path at random, and walked away.

Then she was honorably lost...

The one who took her back was that puppy Chang Yi, Su Xiaoluo heard him yelling again as she was walking, so she immediately ran over to let him take her back.To say that although Chang Yi is a bit of a dog, she is a good person. Hearing that Su Xiaoluo got lost, she put down what she was doing and led her to find the way back without saying a word.

When she finally returned to her residence, Su Xiaoluo realized how far she had gone, and at the same time, she also realized that Ruishan Temple was really much bigger than it looked.

Naturally, the little milk baby hadn't woken up yet, so Su Xiaoluo simply picked up the Wu Se treasure dress and put it on her body.There is no bronze mirror in the Buddhist monastery. Su Xiaoluo thought of that vanity mirror, so she took it out and put it on the table. She gestured sideways for a long time but couldn't see any effect.I complained in my heart why the mirror couldn't be bigger. As soon as I thought about it, the vanity mirror suddenly became bigger.Su Xiaoluo was stunned. Could it be that the function of this thing is to change its size?

Then... a little bigger?

Bigger?
It wasn't until the vanity mirror was so big that it was about to burst the roof that Su Xiaoluo stopped in her heart.At this time, she was not in a hurry to look in the mirror, but surrounded this... It should be said that this vanity mirror started to look.

Going around to the back of the mirror, the quaint patterns not only did not become rough, but became more refined, and the gems inlaid on both sides also became huge, shining with dazzling luster.

"Tsk tsk..." Su Xiaoluo looked at every corner, but found no flaws, and couldn't help but praise, "It really is a treasure."

After taking a rough look at her appearance in Wu Se Baoyi, Su Xiaoluo put the vanity mirror into the Qiankun bag.Although to other people, this is basically equivalent to tasteless, but Su Xiaoluo has always liked novelty gadgets, and this resizable vanity mirror suits her heart. She had a good impression of it before, but now I really couldn't put it down.

It didn't last long in the martial arts training ground, but it took a lot of time to go back and forth, and she missed the lunch time. In addition, she played with the vanity mirror for a while, and now someone has come to ask her to have dinner.

As usual, the coquettish Kui Yin started eating without waiting for Su Xiao to sit down at the table, and the table was piled up like a hill of meaty bones.

"I said, why do you eat so much meat as a monk?" Regarding this point, Su Xiaoluo didn't mean that she couldn't understand it, but Kui Yin ate more than half of it every time, so she could only eat one meat each time. A small half of a small half, this is a bloody squeeze for a meat eater.

"Well..." Kui Yin tried hard to swallow the piece of meat that he had just chewed a few times, and the bamboo chopsticks picked up another piece without stopping, and even said in a hurry, "As the saying goes, wine and meat pass through the intestines, and the Buddha's heart Stay. As long as your heart is good, this misfortune has nothing to do with you. If your heart is not right, fasting every day will also be full of evil."

Su Xiaoluo didn't like to hear these magic sticks talk the most, they were full of exoneration words, black is black, white is white, how can there be so many sayings and particularities?
Kui Yin knew that Su Xiaoluo couldn't understand what he said, so he just took advantage of the space left on the chopsticks while he was chewing and asked, "But you went to the martial arts field?"

"How do you know?" Speaking of this, Su Xiaoluo felt indescribably depressed, but she swallowed her complaints as soon as she touched the Wu Se Baoyi, which was smoother than silk.

Kui Yin glanced at Su Xiaoluo, saw all the changes in her expression before, and pretended to be serious: "I have kept the Wuse treasure clothes in Luoying Pavilion for many years, you girl is lucky, you actually Let Ziqi give this to you."

When she heard that the clothes had not been washed for many years, Su Xiaoluo felt uncomfortable all over.Even though he knew that the dustproof clothes were not dirty, he still felt uneasy.But now she can't use the cleansing technique in public, and she didn't eat much for this dinner, so Kui Yin must have ordered people to leave the table when she came back after changing clothes.

Starving is not what Su Xiaoluo likes.

Seeing Su Xiaoluo's awkward expression, Kui Yin guessed a little bit about her thoughts.There was a tricky smile from the corner of his mouth, then he cleared his throat and continued: "But since Ziqi has already given it to you, I can't say anything more. But the treasure clothes are the treasures of our Ruishan Temple, Wouldn't it be too cheap for you to just give it to you for nothing?"

"Then what do you want?" In terms of conspiracy, the fledgling Su Xiaoluo would not be Kui Yin's opponent.It's better to be straightforward.

"Well...you can't come up with anything you want to say." Kui Yin completely pretended to be saying that the chicken feet are really delicious, and rubbed his hand on the little novice next to him, as if thinking After a while, he said, "How about this, you give me your vanity mirror."

"How do you know I have a vanity mirror?" Su Xiaoluo became vigilant. She remembered that Kui Yin had never seen her vanity mirror. Could it be that he had been peeking outside the room just now?

"I guess." Kui Yin grinned, with the expression of me explaining what you do to me.

Su Xiaoluo looked at him contemptuously: "You are a big man, what are you doing with a vanity mirror?" It is indeed not strange for a girl to have a vanity mirror, so Su Xiaoluo did not doubt the truth of Kui Yin's words sex.

"Don't you think it's unfair that I only show you this handsome face and I can't see it?" Kui Yin said and gave Su Xiaoluo a charming look, "This is a monastery, how can there be What about that kind of thing?"

At this time, Su Xiaoluo never thought that it might be true that there is no vanity mirror in such a huge monastery, but if the master wants a vanity mirror, why should he ask a little girl for it.

She just expressed incomprehension to Kui Yin's behavior of not showing her appearance all the time, and Su Xiaoluo, who has always been indifferent to appearance, naturally did not realize that the long-haired men in the fourth level were all good-looking.If it weren't for her appearance as a little girl, Wu Yue would definitely mention this when introducing the fourth level to her.

After all, there used to be quite a few ladies who spent a lot of money on this, even the young master occasionally.

"It was given to me by your apprentice voluntarily. I will not return what I get." One of Su Xiaoluo's principles is that what you get is your own. If it is not voluntary, you would rather destroy it than give it to others. "As for I won't give you the vanity mirror either."

"Is that so?" Kui Yin's tone was lost but his expression was not in sync. He just picked up a chicken leg again and chewed it gracefully, "Well... forget it then."

The conversation between the two ended here, and the dinner eventually turned into two people fighting for the meat dishes on the table by all means.The little novice who was accompanying him was stunned.

Finally eating enough meat, Su Xiaoluo expressed that she was very satisfied, so she waved to Kui Yin who was also struggling and said, "Thank you, I'll go back and rest first."

When he stepped out, he thought for a while, took out a Xiaoshi pill from the Qiankun bag, walked over and handed it to Kui Yin, in the eyes of others, it was nothing more than taking out a red pill from a purse full of girlish air. Just the red pill.

While stroking his stomach, Kui Yin looked at the pill in his hand: "What is this?"

"Refined hawthorn pills." Su Xiaoluo explained, "My mother was afraid that I would choke on eating too much, so she made a lot of them for me to take with me. The effect is not bad, you should try it too."

"Hmm..." Kui Yin didn't doubt much, and put the pill into his mouth.But after a while, the feeling of abdominal distension really dissipated a lot, and she smiled knowingly at Su Xiaoluo who hadn't left yet, "Girl is a good person."

And since then, the relationship between the two has improved a lot through a food fight and a disappearing pill. At least Kui Yin will order Chang Yi to cook more meat for each meal.

In the following days, I became much happier because I had meat every day.

On the tenth day, Bubble, who had been sleeping for a long time, woke up faintly.Su Xiaoluo checked the bubble several times to make sure there was nothing wrong with it.But she was puzzled, she had never heard of anyone who can be drunk for more than ten days, and it's okay to not eat or drink for more than ten days.

"You have only been in the world for a few days? There are a lot of weird things in this world." Kui Yin expressed different views on this matter.

Hearing the word "human world", Su Xiaoluo remembered that this little milk baby seemed to be a fairy, so naturally there would be nothing wrong with it.It's just that this fairy wine is too domineering, it can last more than ten days after being drunk, if you want to put it on an ordinary person, you can't starve to death?Thinking about it this way, he was actually fine after drinking so much, which is something to be proud of.

Only Pao Pao secretly cursed that black-bellied god, thinking that when he sees him again, he will give him a big meal.

Fortunately, he was only drunk for more than ten days. If Mu Zijin was a little darker, it would be okay to let him be drunk for hundreds of years.At that time, Su Xiaoluo probably buried Pao Pao as a living dead...

After Bubbles woke up, the matter of going to Mosang Country was also put on the agenda.After Su Xiaoluo worked hard to learn cooking from Chang Yi for more than ten days, she still failed to learn the essence. It seems that her cooking talent is really only shown in barbecue.

On the first night of departure, Su Xiaoluo graciously cooked a table of barbecue with her own hands.Of course, except for the outlier Kui Yin, all the monks in the temple said they would never touch meat, so Su Xiaoluo troubled Chang Yi to invite some fourth-level lay disciples over.

The meal was enjoyed by the guests and the host, but it was still unclear who was the guest and who was the host.

(End of this chapter)