mess with bad gods

Chapter 3
After crossing more than half of Lijiang City, I finally found the city gate in the north. After tossing for a long time, it was past noon. At this time, the spring sun was shining warmly on my body, and I was full of an indescribable comfort.Su Xiaoluo followed the crowd to the outside of the city with great interest, and participated in the atmosphere of their admiring the scenery along the way.

"The gust of wind is all crimson..."

"Eat a sauce-flavored elbow!"

"Swallows don't return late in the spring..."

"Drink a bowl of hot soup to satisfy your cravings!"

Su Xiaoluo is happy with this side, but the gifted scholar and beautiful lady over there can't stand it anymore.

"This girl—"

"Hey? What's wrong with you?" Su Xiaoluo saw a group of people looking at him with unfriendly expressions.

I thought to myself, could it be that my literary talents are too stealthy?
Sigh~ Forget it, it seems that the brothers are right, mortals are stingy.

Su Xiaoluo walked away, and faintly heard someone saying "The branches are easy to fall...", she subconsciously answered: "A big goose sleeps in an iron pot!"

Fair enough, isn't it?
After walking for a while, I didn't see those talented men and women visiting the gardens and enjoying the flowers. They were full of pedestrians in a hurry, and to the north was Nishang City, the border city of Yuyang Kingdom. Su Xiaoluo grabbed a driver next to him who was about to drive the carriage: " Uncle, may I ask how to get to Nishang City?"

"You..." The coachman was pulled suddenly and almost fell out of the car. Just as he was about to get angry, he found out that it was an extremely beautiful girl. He couldn't help being stunned for a moment, and his anger dissipated, "Girl, Nishang City is not far from here. It will take two or three hours, and it will be dark soon in the city. If you are not in a hurry, it will not be too late to leave tomorrow morning."

"But I want to go to Nishang City." There are too many people in Jiangcheng, and Butterfly doesn't want to stay at all.

The coachman thought she was in a hurry to leave, so he kindly said: "Well, I happen to be going to Nishang City to buy some things, so why don't I give you a ride."

"En, okay." Su Xiaoluo, who was going to ask the way and walk there, readily agreed to the driver's invitation when he heard that there was a car available.The main reason was that she was worried that she would not be able to find the north because she was so crazy about the road. Before she got in the car, she thought happily that these people were really warm and united, and they both ate together and rode together in the car.

It's a pity that imagination is always beautiful, but reality is always cruel.The bumps of the carriage made her no longer beautiful, and she suffered from motion sickness along the way.The coachman didn't listen to what he said to her, he just kept stroking his chest and letting his breath flow.On the official road less than one mile away from Nishang City, Su Xiaoluo couldn't bear anymore and asked the driver to stop, ran to the side and hugged a tree and vomited loudly.

Seeing that she was suffering, the coachman took off the water bag and was about to give her a sip, but at this moment, something strange happened.

The sun, which had not yet fully set, was covered by a large cloud that suddenly condensed, and a cold wind blew up on the ground. People who didn't know what happened were staring at the dark clouds that were getting thicker and thicker in the sky, and the surroundings were pitch black. Suddenly, a blinding lightning flashed out from the dark cloud.

"Crack!" There was a loud noise, which made people's eardrums hurt, followed by the second and third...

In an instant, it was bright as day again, and people were horrified to see the lightning that looked like a giant dragon strike the tallest building in Nishang City, followed by flames that soared into the sky, and thick smoke ignited.

Someone responded: "That's the City Lord's Mansion, hurry up and put out the fire!"

There were also people who fled out in horror: "Run, the god is angry!!"

Ever since, under the regular bursts of light similar to flashing lights, there was an interesting scene, some people rushed into the city, some people fled outside the city, and of course there were treacherous people who took advantage of the chaos to take advantage of it.

Only Su Xiaoluo was still lying in the same place and comforting her chest. As for the kind coachman, he drove away at a fast speed, and didn't care about buying anything, let alone asking for the fare.At this moment, money and things are just floating clouds in front of life.

Accompanied by an obviously escalating gust of wind, the lightning flashed down irregularly, miraculously cured Su Xiaoluo's motion sickness, as if she just discovered the vision.He squinted his eyes with great interest to observe the thick dark cloud where electric sparks were flying, and vaguely saw a figure floating above.I don't know if it's a human or a demon, but judging by the other party's sturdy posture, with her level of cultivation, she can't care about whether it's a human or a demon.Fortunately, the lightning only struck the City Lord's Mansion, and did not make any other moves.

This is good, this is good.It's okay if it doesn't cause extensive damage. In principle, it can still be forgiven.Su Xiaoluo expressed her relief, and she didn't think there was anything wrong with only mentally condemning the perpetrator.

Just looking up, something suddenly fell from the cloud and hit her straight. Because the object fell so fast that she couldn't dodge it, it finally hit hard on the back of her hand that was blocking her head after she reacted instantly.Immediately, blood gushed out wildly, she hurriedly took out the hemostatic pill and swallowed it, and chanted a healing spell, only then did she stop the pain.It's a pity that the wound was too big to heal for a while, leaving a crescent-shaped red indentation on the originally smooth and white hand.

Su Xiaoluo stared at the scar, expressing her deep pain for the "incompleteness" of her body.Then he gritted his teeth and picked up the thing that hit her from the ground. It turned out to be an ingenious mirror, not only dotted with colored gemstones all over the body, but also the mirror surface was made very smooth. When you look at yourself in the mirror, you can see even the soft fluff on your face. .

Her blood was still stained on the mirror, and she was surprised to find that the blood gradually melted into the mirror.Blood confession?Could it be that this thing is still a magic weapon?

She happily poured some spiritual energy into it, but the mirror didn't respond.It stands to reason that the magic weapon that can recognize the master is considered to be upper-middle-class, but she found that this magic weapon is beyond her control, but the figure that is photographed looks a little more beautiful.Thinking about it, this is the function, this mirror from the sky seems to have been regarded by Su Xiaoluo as his own.

At this time, the dark clouds in the sky quickly dispersed, revealing the original dusk.Su Xiaoluo put the mirror into the Qiankun bag, and walked leisurely towards the city of neon clothes not far away.

The fire of the City Lord's Mansion that was unfortunately recruited was finally extinguished, but at this time most of the City Lord's Mansion was in ruins.People who were suspicious of the vision just now began to discuss it, and many of them lamented that the people in the city lord's mansion survived the catastrophe.

"Today is the day of Miss's burial. I didn't expect to see a lightning bolt as thick as a bucket strike down before the funeral team stepped out." A servant of the city lord's mansion said while gesticulating. At this time, he was still trembling. It seemed that he was terrified.

"Hey~ It's just that the sky is jealous of the beauty. I think that Yunran is the most talented woman in our Yuyang. Even if you look at the world, she is unmatched. She is also born with a beautiful appearance. No matter how you say it, she will be gone." Passerby Jia said The daughter of the city lord who drowned and died a few days ago was full of emotion.

"Isn't it? It's strange to say that the city lord has always been honest and caring for the people. How could his family be struck by lightning?" Passerby B was a little indignant.

"It may be that the gods also feel sorry for Miss Yunran, so I came here to see you off." Passerby C boldly guessed.

"Well, it makes sense." Passer-by Ding agreed.

A lot of people gathered in front of the city lord's mansion, discussing this incident a lot, the sad atmosphere that was left in the city lord's mansion covered with white lanterns was finally declared over in someone's scream like a broken gong : "Ah! The lady cheated the corpse!! Run away!!!"

The people who were in a daze were no longer dazed when they saw the pure white figure behind the large group of people rushing out of the Chaofu. The people who had just gathered around immediately scattered like birds and beasts, and fled in all directions, shouting desperately at the top of their voices like the wind: "Yun! Miss Ran is cheating on her corpse!! Everyone, run away."

Those who ran several times in a row couldn't tell the pain, but they still had to run for their lives.Don't ask to run to the front, just keep someone behind you at the bottom.

From the beginning to the end, Su Xiaoluo leaned against the wall opposite the City Lord's Mansion with her sword in her arms. Although she was not very skilled, she could still distinguish ordinary ghosts and ghosts.

And the "Miss Yunran" who "defrauded the corpse" crawled out of the coffin very depressed. I don't know why I fell asleep in the coffin from the bathtub on the set. If it wasn't for the thunder that just cut a hole Come on, she probably will be suffocated to death inside.After all, she also knew that no one would dare to let her out no matter how much she shouted in the coffin.

As a result, as soon as she came out, she heard voices yelling for a corpse one after another. She was so angry that she chased those people and scolded: "Cheat your sister!! You are the only one who cheated, your whole family is the one who cheated!! My old lady is time-traveling, do you understand time-traveling?" !! A group of bumpkins!"

What a bad luck!After finally becoming the female number one, she actually time-traveled for her!Is there a mistake? !
After scolding, I realized that there was still someone on the strangely deserted street, and the other person was staring at her with tilted head, obviously curious about what she just yelled.

Hey, I'll talk about it later.

Su Xiaoluo saw the girl in the shroud and the rich makeup of the dead walking towards her.Unconsciously, he raised his hand and changed her into a set of bi-colored clothes, including that glaring makeup.Of course it didn't change, it just changed with the clothes in her Qiankun bag.

When the girl first saw that the other party changed her clothes with a light lift of her plain hand, she was immediately shocked.He rushed over and excitedly grabbed Su Xiaoluo's hand: "Where did my friend come from?"

Su Xiaoluo was taken aback by her, and was a little dazed for a while, and just followed her advice and pointed in the direction of Ruiying Mountain.But she forgot that mortal eyesight can't see things thousands of miles away, so the girl thought she was referring to the sky, without saying a word, she clasped her fists and knelt at her, with a nondescript quack style: "immortal, please accept me as a disciple!" !" Without waiting for Su Xiaoluo to explain, she added, "If you don't agree, I won't get up!"

In fact, Su Xiaoluo really wanted to say: "Girl, you won't get up if you don't get up, why are you still holding my hand? I have to hurry." But she didn't say it in the end, because the other party was really stubborn The way he insisted was very much like the self who insisted on grilling his father's spirit beast.

While hesitating, he suddenly heard the sound of cheers getting closer and closer, and saw that the people who had fled just now had run back, each with a "weapon": a hoe, a sickle, a wooden stick, etc.He couldn't help shouting: "Kill the evildoer! Kill the evildoer!"

Seeing this, the girl quickly hugged Su Xiaoluo's thigh, and cried out in a mournful voice: "Master, help me~~"

Since she couldn't pull her own thigh, Su Xiaoluo had no choice but to lift the girl's neck, leap forward and fly away.

As a result, the news that Miss Yunran, who "defrauded the corpse", was subdued by a mysterious woman went away.Everyone clapped their hands and applauded, because there was too much battle that day, there was lightning and a fake corpse, so the Mysterious Woman was rumored to be miraculous.

So the city lord put the statue of the heroine at the gate of Nishang City as a landmark building, which means protecting Nishang and protecting all living beings.

Later, more and more people offered incense and worship, and even the Lord Yuyang designated that day every year as the national auspicious day. On that day, all subjects had to bow down to the portrait of the heroine and offer sacrifices of melons, fruits and fish.It is also stipulated that all female relatives must wear veils at night and participate in special commemorative activities on the street.

Because it was already late at that time, no one saw the true face of the heroine, so the statues and portraits about her were covered with light veils, except for those water-like eyes, which were quiet and soft.

After a long time, people changed the name of the heroine to the goddess, and chanted it for generations.

Of course, these are all for later.

If Su Xiaoluo knew that she would be enshrined as a dead person in the future, when those people came back with various weapons and wanted to kill Yunran, she would definitely choose to stand by and not fuck her, which is not bad Qinggong lifted Yunran and flew out of the city.

Every time she looks back here, she regrets it inexplicably! !
real! !
I am very sorry! !
[The original source of the poems in the article: Tang Dumu's "Melancholy Poems": "Since I am late in finding spring and going to school, I don't need to be melancholy and resentful. The strong wind blows all the crimson, and the green leaves become shades and full of branches."

Last year in this gate today, people's faces were red with peach blossoms.I don't know where the face is going, but the peach blossoms are still smiling in the spring breeze.

Cui Hu in "The South Village of the Capital City"

Swallows do not return to spring, it is too late, a misty rain and apricot flowers are cold

Tang Dai Shulun "Suxi Pavilion"

The branches are easy to fall one after another, and the tender pistils discuss carefully.Tang Dufu's "Seven Quatrains of Looking for Flowers Alone by the Riverside"]

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