Xiao Shijiro

Chapter 15
Young Master Kuo stared at him and said: "It seems that you know quite a lot."

Xiao Shishilang said: "I also know that you can write articles."

Young Master Kuo was startled again, and said, "Write articles?"

Xiao Shishilang smiled and said: "Cutting off a deer is worse than cutting off the head. Wouldn't it be nice to be able to cut off the heads of all the people in the world with this knife... Who else could write these few words except you? "

The rich young master's face has turned pale.

Xiao Shishilang said leisurely: "Although you haven't met me, I have met you, and I know you have a very interesting name, called Xiaogongzi."

This time, it took a long time before the little boy could laugh.

He still smiled very cutely, and said softly: "You do know a lot, but it's a pity that there is one thing you don't know!"

Xiao Shishilang said, "Oh?"

The young master said: "Although wine is not poisonous, eggs are poisonous."

Xiao Shishilang said, "Oh?"

The little prince said: "You don't believe it?"

Xiao Shishilang said: "If there is poison in the egg, why haven't I been poisoned to death after eating an egg?"

The young master smiled and said: "If you drink too much wine, the poison will take place more slowly."

Xiao Shishilang laughed loudly and said, "So drinking is good too."

The young master said: "What's more, the poison I use doesn't work quickly, because I don't like watching people die too quickly. Watching people die slowly is not only a kind of knowledge, but also very interesting."

Xiao Shishilang sighed, and murmured: "A teenage child has such a cruel heart. I really don't know how he was born."

The little prince said: "I don't know how you were born, but I do know how you will die."

Xiao Shishilang suddenly laughed again, and said, "I choked to death on a marinated egg, didn't I? Then I'll just eat another one."

He slowly opened his hand, and there was actually a marinated egg in his hand somehow.

I saw him lightly raised his hand, threw the corned egg up high, then raised his head and opened his mouth wide, and caught the corned egg with his mouth, three or two mouthfuls, one corned egg was eaten.

Xiao Shishilang said: "The taste is really good, let's have another one!"

He spread out his hand again, and another marinated egg came out of nowhere in his hand.

He raised his hand, threw the egg, caught it with his mouth, and swallowed it.

But when he spread his hand again, the egg was still in his hand.

Everyone's eyes were straightened, and no one could see what trick he was using.

Xiao Shishilang said with a smile: "I'm neither a chicken nor a hen, but I can lay eggs. Do you think it's strange?"

The young master was silent for a while, then sighed, and said: "I really misread you this time, since you have already seen that the red nose is my subordinate, why would you eat this braised egg?"

Xiao Shishilang laughed loudly and said, "You finally understand."

The little prince sighed: "As the saying goes: Once drunk, you can relieve a thousand worries. Since you are drunk, you shouldn't wake up."

Xiao Shishilang said, "Oh?"

The young master said: "People who are drunk will have troubles as soon as they wake up."

Xiao Shishilang said: "I don't seem to have any worries."

The little prince said: "Only the dead have no worries."

Xiao Shishilang said: "Am I a dead person?"

The young master said: "Although he is not dead yet, he is almost there."

Xiao Shishilang said: "Do you want to kill me?"

The young master said: "It's only because you know too much."

Xiao Shishilang said: "Just now you said that you treat me as a friend, but now you can do it?"

The young master smiled and said: "When it is necessary, even my wife can do it, let alone a friend?"

Xiao Shishilang sighed, and murmured: "It seems that the word 'friend' has become less and less valuable."

He stood up slowly, and said leisurely: "But since you once said that I am a friend, I don't want to lie to you. It is not easy for you to kill me. Although my martial arts are not good-looking, they are very useful."

The young master smiled and said, "I'll always take a look."

Just listening to the sound of the bowstring spring, the crossbow arrows were shot out like a torrential rain.

These people have been trained for a long time, and they are very fast, but Xiao Shishilang who was standing under the tree just now, when they fired their crossbow arrows, his people had disappeared!

As soon as the young master swept up the treetops, he saw Xiao Shishilang's smiling eyes.

Xiao Shishilang was already waiting for him on the tree.

The young master was startled, forced a smile and said: "It turns out that your lightness kung fu is not bad."

Xiao Shishilang said: "It's still so-so."

The young master said: "But I don't know how your other martial arts are."

While talking in his mouth, he has already made seven moves.

His palm technique is flexible, quick, and vicious, and it's false and true, unpredictable, and no one can tell which of his moves is false and which is real.

But Xiao Shishilang could see it.

With a flash of his figure, the young master's seven moves were all in vain.

Although his hand was already in the air, he only heard a sound of "Zheng", and the nails on his five fingers flew out, striking the five acupoints on Xiao Shishilang's chest and flanks like lightning.

His hands are soft and slender, like a woman's hands, and no one can see that there is still a thin layer of steel sleeves on his nails.

Xiao Shishilang didn't notice it either.

Hearing an exclamation, Xiao Shishilang put his hands on his chest, and he fell off the treetop.

The little prince smiled and murmured: "If you think that is really the last magic weapon in my body, you are wrong."

Before he finished speaking, someone continued: "What magic weapon do you have, I want to see it."

Xiao Shishilang, who had obviously fallen down just now, somehow came up again at this moment.

He spread his hands with a grin, and there were five thin steel nails on his hands.

The young master's face changed, and he said in a low voice, "You... who are you?"

Xiao Shishilang smiled and said, "I'm no one, just a bait."

The little boy said "Ouch", and he also fell from the tree.

Although the young master fell down, a light blue flame spewed out from his trousers, rolling towards Xiao Shishilang.

As soon as the leaves on the treetops touched the flame, they immediately burned.

But Xiao Shishilang was already waiting on the ground.

The little boy gritted his teeth and said loudly: "Xiao Shishilang, although I am not a good person, you are not a good person either. Why do you want to fight against me?"

Xiao Shishilang smiled and said, "I don't like fishing, and I don't like being used as bait by others."

The little boy stomped his feet and said, "Okay, I'll fight with you."

With a reach, he pulled out a soft sword from the jade belt around his waist.

The thin and slender sword stretched out straight when it trembled against the wind, and pierced Xiao Shishilang seven or eight times like a poisonous snake.

But upon closer inspection, it is completely different from Hainan's swordsmanship.

Xiao Shishilang had never seen such a mysterious and weird swordsmanship before. He moved his body, avoided a few moves, and suddenly clapped his hands together.

The little prince's sword was caught in his palm, and he couldn't move it.

As soon as Xiao Shishilang sent his two hands forward, the young master felt a strong force hit him, he couldn't stand anymore, and fell on his back.

But just as he fell, he had already rolled over a dozen steps, and a puff of thick black smoke shot out from nowhere, completely obliterating him.

Only the voice of the young master said in the thick smoke: "Xiao Shishilang, your martial arts are really useful, I can't beat you..."

When it comes to the last sentence, people are already far away.

But Xiao Shishilang was already waiting for him in front.

As soon as the young master raised his head and saw Xiao Shishilang, his face turned pale with fright, as if he had seen a ghost—Xiao Shishilang's lightness kung fu and physical skills were really as fast as ghosts.

Xiao Shishilang smiled and said: "You haven't used all your magic weapons yet, how can you leave?"

The little boy cried, and said: "This time it's really all used up, I will never lie to you."

Xiao Shishilang said indifferently: "If the magic weapon is really used up, you will never even think about leaving."

The little prince said: "Why on earth are you going against me? If it's for that beautiful woman, I'll let you do it."

Xiao Shishilang said, "Thank you."

The little prince said: "Then you should let me go!"

Xiao Shishilang said: "Impossible."

The little prince said: "You... what do you want? Could it be a deer-cutting knife?"

Xiao Shishilang said: "The knife is not on your body, otherwise you would have used it already."

The little prince said: "If you want it, I'll go get it for you."

Xiao Shishilang said: "That's not enough."

The little prince said: "You...what do you really want?"

Xiao Shishilang sighed, and said, "Do you think I can just watch you kill four people?"

The young master sneered, "If you are really kind, why didn't you save them when I killed them?"

Xiao Shishilang sighed: "If you hadn't struck so fast and ruthlessly, I could still have saved them, and now I might not want your life."

The little prince said: "You...do you really want to kill me?"

Xiao Shishilang said: "Although I don't like killing people, how can I sleep if I keep a person like you in this world? You are just a child now, and in a few years, will you be fine?"

The little boy suddenly laughed.

Although he often smiles very sweetly, but this time his smile is very different.

His face seemed to change suddenly with this smile, becoming no longer a child, his eyes also changed suddenly, becoming indescribably enchanting and charming.

He smiled charmingly and said, "Do you think I'm really a child?"

His hand dropped, and slowly untied the jade belt around his waist.

Xiao Shishilang smiled and said, "No matter what tricks you play this time, I won't be fooled by you."

This sentence has not finished, he has shot.

Now that he has made a move, few people can dodge it.

In fact, his moves are very ordinary, and there are no weird changes, but they are really fast, unbelievably fast.

As soon as he stretched out his hand, it was already on the young master's shoulder.

If it were someone else, as long as he was caught by his hand, it would be difficult to escape from his grasp, but the little boy's body was smoother than a fish, twisting his waist, he slid out of Xiao Shishilang's palm.

Hearing a "chi", a brocade robe on his body was torn off by Xiao Shishilang, revealing his plump, firm, white jade-like twin peaks.

It turned out that the young master was actually a woman, a mature woman!

Although her body is shorter, her flesh and bones are well-proportioned, her lines are soft, and she is so perfect that there is not even a trace of blemish. As long as she is a man, no matter who sees such a body, she can't help being moved.

Xiao Shishilang was stunned suddenly.

The young master's face was as red as peach blossoms in late spring, and suddenly he let out a "sigh", and threw himself into Xiao Shishilang's arms.

Xiao Shishilang only felt that his arms were full of nephrite and warm fragrance, such as orchids and sweets, making people intoxicated. He wanted to push, but his tentacles were all slippery.With such a woman in his arms, who else can harden his heart?

At this time, the young master's hand had reached the back of Xiao Shishilang's head.

Her nails were thin and sharp, she giggled and panted lightly, but her nails had already scratched the skin on Xiao Shishilang's neck.

Xiao Shishilang's complexion changed immediately, and he shot furiously, but the little boy slid out of his embrace like a fish, and giggled and said, "Xiao Shishilang, you're still being fooled! I've got a piece of paper hidden under my fingernails. It's Qiqiaohuagusan, within half an hour, your whole body will be festered, if you don't hurry up now, do you still want me to see your ugly face before you die?"

Xiao Shishilang stomped his feet, suddenly flew up into the air, and flew three feet backwards.

His figure flashed again, and he was out of sight.

The little prince caressed his chest and said with a silvery smile: "I tell you, this is my last magic weapon, although every woman has this magic weapon, but there is nothing more effective than it when dealing with men. "

(End of this chapter)