My Anti-Japanese Brigade
Chapter 41 Brother Bing enters the city!
Chapter 41 Brother Bing enters the city!
"Humph! Liu Mazi, I'm going to kill you sooner or later..." Qi Dabing snorted coldly, then threw a cornbread to the fat man and said, "You eat three, I eat one, and when you get to the city, there will be something to eat Already!..."
"Yes! Thank you, Captain!..." Fatty was happy for a while, and then got the address wrong.Qi Dabing was so angry that he almost threw the cornbread over, but after thinking about it, he forgot it. Although the cornbread tasted a little loud, it was good food.As for the waste of food, Qi Dabing must not do it, because with these two corn buns, the brothers in the team may not be able to eat every meal, and usually have porridge to drink. , he will swallow it! ...
"Third Master, the militia group has withdrawn, let's go there!..." At this time, the fat man was chewing on the cornbread, but he saw those figures, put down the pole in the middle of the road, and walked into the village like this, and Still humming a ditty in the mouth.
"Wait a while, let's talk after eating!..." Qi Dabing gnawed on the cornbread and gave him a sip of water.But this water has a salty taste and a smell of earth. When he first came here, Qi Dabing didn't drink it at all, but now he drank it like beer, drinking it with relish.And it was such cold water that was hard to swallow, but the fat man was swallowing his saliva straight up.
"Take it to drink, I don't know how to bring a jug..." Qi Dabing threw the jug over and looked up at the stars in the sky. He had never seen the stars in the sky so bright.He felt that maybe tomorrow would be a good start. He wanted to kill all the intruders and drive them back to their hometown.
That night, Qi Dabing didn't sleep well, he was completely filled with his own fantasy world, which was an unprecedented excitement, he Qi Dabing was finally going to make a fortune, he even thought that when he went to Yan'an to meet his wife, he would An inscription, even a few simple words, is fine. He wants to write his name in the annals of history.
It's just that these sweet dreams have not been finished yet, and it was dawn, and Qi Dabing and Fatty walked towards Baishi Town again, stepping on the dewdrops.But at this moment, it is not too far from Baishi Town, at most there are more than [-] miles of mountain roads, and they can go to the official road.
"Third Lord, when we enter the city later, will you still show your name, so that those puppet soldiers will send us into the city in a good manner?" Last time the fat man tasted the sweetness, he thought of the old trick Chong Shi, but Qi Dabing lazily said: "If you want to die, you go! Don't drag the third master into the water!...Did I say you are a pig's brain? When you entered the city, if you said that you have something to do with Huang Banya, Those guys still haven't sent the two of us to Huang Banya?..."
"Hey! It's still the third master who is smart..." The fat man turned his head and smiled foolishly before pulling the cart forward.And at this moment, the number of pedestrians on the road gradually increased.Some are visiting relatives and friends, and some are rushing to do business. Anyway, there are mixed fish and dragons, and they can do anything.And in this, there are some wretched eyes mixed in, maybe it's not necessarily the spy of the devil.
"Check, check! Let me stop and check, if any contraband is found, they will all be shot!..." A puppet platoon leader shouted at the door.And the search was very strict, even if it was a load of wild vegetables, they would turn over two.And even women with big bellies are not spared, they have to look at their clothes when they open their clothes, which arouses a burst of scolding.
"Noisy! What are you arguing about? If you have any opinions, ask the Japanese to bring them up... I think you all want to die!... Get out, get out of here!..." The puppet platoon leader, with his hat tilted, Wielding the horsewhip in his hand, he whipped it twice out of thin air, and immediately blasted away those scolding people.And at this moment, it was the turn of Qi Dabing and Fatty.
"Certificate of good citizenship!... What are you doing in the city?..." The puppet platoon leader pointed at the fat man with a horsewhip, and suddenly said so fiercely.Because no matter how he looked at these two people, they didn't look like country people, but they dressed like country people.
"Yo! Boss! We belong to Liu's shop, isn't that right? The three of us are sick, so take him to the city to see a doctor!..." The fat man nodded and bowed in a charming face, and it was Qi Dabing who had put in a lot of effort It was taught to him.
"Sick? What's wrong? Could it be a gunshot wound? Take off your clothes and let me have a look!..." The puppet platoon leader spared the fat man and wandered in front of Qi Dabing.But at this moment, Qi Dabing pursed his mouth and said: "Hemorrhoids, it has been several years, and it is about to explode. If you are not afraid of dirtying your eyes, I will open it for you to see!..." Said, Qi Dabing wanted to take off Pants.But at this time, the puppet platoon leader held his nose and said, "What a damn bad luck, I said why is it so smelly? Get out! Get out!..."
"Boss told you to get out, didn't you hear?..." Seeing that the other side had let them go, and the fat man was still standing there, Qi Dabing immediately took his empty bag and threw it away.
"Alas! Alas! Let's go, let's go!..." Fatty replied again and again, but at this moment, a group of devil soldiers walked out from the gate of the city, and immediately shouted: "Hey! Stop,... Come here!..."
The devil army Cao who took the lead first stopped Qi Dabing and the two men, and immediately asked the puppet platoon leader: "What are they doing? Why don't you search thoroughly? Your conscience is greatly damaged! … ..."
At this moment, it was obvious that the devil's sergeant saw that the two devils hadn't searched, so he came forward to stop the two.
"Report to Taijun, this is a patient, and the disease is very disgusting, I can't see it,..."
"Baga!..." Before the puppet platoon leader finished speaking, the devil's army slapped him, then kicked him again and said, "You, if you don't work hard, you're dead!" Die!..."
"Hi!..." Although the puppet platoon leader was beaten, he didn't dare to answer back, and immediately searched his body one by one, and then said: "Report to the majesty, they didn't bring anything,..."
"Yuhe!...What's wrong with him?..." Hearing that the other party wasn't carrying a weapon, the devil's Sergeant was relieved a lot, but asked immediately.Because Qi Dabing, no matter how you look at it, doesn't look like a patient.
"Taijun, it's hemorrhoids, very disgusting ones!..." The puppet army platoon leader bowed, but took a step forward, and said in such a low voice.
"Baga! Open it up and take a look. If it's Balu, they're all dead!..." The devil soldier Cao pointed at the soldier, and the puppet platoon leader held his nose and lifted the soldier's pants , but seeing that there were only white and cyan lumps on the deep-colored bandage, the puppet platoon leader immediately ran to the side and vomited.
"Ouch!..." At this time, seeing such a scene, the devil soldier also covered his mouth and nose and said, "Baga! Get out! Get out!..."
"Alas! Alas!..." At this moment, before Qi Dabing could speak, the fat man ran away sweating profusely.And Qi Dabing sneaked into the city without any risk! ...
(End of this chapter)
"Humph! Liu Mazi, I'm going to kill you sooner or later..." Qi Dabing snorted coldly, then threw a cornbread to the fat man and said, "You eat three, I eat one, and when you get to the city, there will be something to eat Already!..."
"Yes! Thank you, Captain!..." Fatty was happy for a while, and then got the address wrong.Qi Dabing was so angry that he almost threw the cornbread over, but after thinking about it, he forgot it. Although the cornbread tasted a little loud, it was good food.As for the waste of food, Qi Dabing must not do it, because with these two corn buns, the brothers in the team may not be able to eat every meal, and usually have porridge to drink. , he will swallow it! ...
"Third Master, the militia group has withdrawn, let's go there!..." At this time, the fat man was chewing on the cornbread, but he saw those figures, put down the pole in the middle of the road, and walked into the village like this, and Still humming a ditty in the mouth.
"Wait a while, let's talk after eating!..." Qi Dabing gnawed on the cornbread and gave him a sip of water.But this water has a salty taste and a smell of earth. When he first came here, Qi Dabing didn't drink it at all, but now he drank it like beer, drinking it with relish.And it was such cold water that was hard to swallow, but the fat man was swallowing his saliva straight up.
"Take it to drink, I don't know how to bring a jug..." Qi Dabing threw the jug over and looked up at the stars in the sky. He had never seen the stars in the sky so bright.He felt that maybe tomorrow would be a good start. He wanted to kill all the intruders and drive them back to their hometown.
That night, Qi Dabing didn't sleep well, he was completely filled with his own fantasy world, which was an unprecedented excitement, he Qi Dabing was finally going to make a fortune, he even thought that when he went to Yan'an to meet his wife, he would An inscription, even a few simple words, is fine. He wants to write his name in the annals of history.
It's just that these sweet dreams have not been finished yet, and it was dawn, and Qi Dabing and Fatty walked towards Baishi Town again, stepping on the dewdrops.But at this moment, it is not too far from Baishi Town, at most there are more than [-] miles of mountain roads, and they can go to the official road.
"Third Lord, when we enter the city later, will you still show your name, so that those puppet soldiers will send us into the city in a good manner?" Last time the fat man tasted the sweetness, he thought of the old trick Chong Shi, but Qi Dabing lazily said: "If you want to die, you go! Don't drag the third master into the water!...Did I say you are a pig's brain? When you entered the city, if you said that you have something to do with Huang Banya, Those guys still haven't sent the two of us to Huang Banya?..."
"Hey! It's still the third master who is smart..." The fat man turned his head and smiled foolishly before pulling the cart forward.And at this moment, the number of pedestrians on the road gradually increased.Some are visiting relatives and friends, and some are rushing to do business. Anyway, there are mixed fish and dragons, and they can do anything.And in this, there are some wretched eyes mixed in, maybe it's not necessarily the spy of the devil.
"Check, check! Let me stop and check, if any contraband is found, they will all be shot!..." A puppet platoon leader shouted at the door.And the search was very strict, even if it was a load of wild vegetables, they would turn over two.And even women with big bellies are not spared, they have to look at their clothes when they open their clothes, which arouses a burst of scolding.
"Noisy! What are you arguing about? If you have any opinions, ask the Japanese to bring them up... I think you all want to die!... Get out, get out of here!..." The puppet platoon leader, with his hat tilted, Wielding the horsewhip in his hand, he whipped it twice out of thin air, and immediately blasted away those scolding people.And at this moment, it was the turn of Qi Dabing and Fatty.
"Certificate of good citizenship!... What are you doing in the city?..." The puppet platoon leader pointed at the fat man with a horsewhip, and suddenly said so fiercely.Because no matter how he looked at these two people, they didn't look like country people, but they dressed like country people.
"Yo! Boss! We belong to Liu's shop, isn't that right? The three of us are sick, so take him to the city to see a doctor!..." The fat man nodded and bowed in a charming face, and it was Qi Dabing who had put in a lot of effort It was taught to him.
"Sick? What's wrong? Could it be a gunshot wound? Take off your clothes and let me have a look!..." The puppet platoon leader spared the fat man and wandered in front of Qi Dabing.But at this moment, Qi Dabing pursed his mouth and said: "Hemorrhoids, it has been several years, and it is about to explode. If you are not afraid of dirtying your eyes, I will open it for you to see!..." Said, Qi Dabing wanted to take off Pants.But at this time, the puppet platoon leader held his nose and said, "What a damn bad luck, I said why is it so smelly? Get out! Get out!..."
"Boss told you to get out, didn't you hear?..." Seeing that the other side had let them go, and the fat man was still standing there, Qi Dabing immediately took his empty bag and threw it away.
"Alas! Alas! Let's go, let's go!..." Fatty replied again and again, but at this moment, a group of devil soldiers walked out from the gate of the city, and immediately shouted: "Hey! Stop,... Come here!..."
The devil army Cao who took the lead first stopped Qi Dabing and the two men, and immediately asked the puppet platoon leader: "What are they doing? Why don't you search thoroughly? Your conscience is greatly damaged! … ..."
At this moment, it was obvious that the devil's sergeant saw that the two devils hadn't searched, so he came forward to stop the two.
"Report to Taijun, this is a patient, and the disease is very disgusting, I can't see it,..."
"Baga!..." Before the puppet platoon leader finished speaking, the devil's army slapped him, then kicked him again and said, "You, if you don't work hard, you're dead!" Die!..."
"Hi!..." Although the puppet platoon leader was beaten, he didn't dare to answer back, and immediately searched his body one by one, and then said: "Report to the majesty, they didn't bring anything,..."
"Yuhe!...What's wrong with him?..." Hearing that the other party wasn't carrying a weapon, the devil's Sergeant was relieved a lot, but asked immediately.Because Qi Dabing, no matter how you look at it, doesn't look like a patient.
"Taijun, it's hemorrhoids, very disgusting ones!..." The puppet army platoon leader bowed, but took a step forward, and said in such a low voice.
"Baga! Open it up and take a look. If it's Balu, they're all dead!..." The devil soldier Cao pointed at the soldier, and the puppet platoon leader held his nose and lifted the soldier's pants , but seeing that there were only white and cyan lumps on the deep-colored bandage, the puppet platoon leader immediately ran to the side and vomited.
"Ouch!..." At this time, seeing such a scene, the devil soldier also covered his mouth and nose and said, "Baga! Get out! Get out!..."
"Alas! Alas!..." At this moment, before Qi Dabing could speak, the fat man ran away sweating profusely.And Qi Dabing sneaked into the city without any risk! ...
(End of this chapter)
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