No regrets ninety-two

Chapter 343 Stealing Chickens is Not Stealing

In the eyes of many people, sneaky people are definitely not good people.

But Wu Xiaozheng didn't think so.

In his view, stealing can be divided into many situations.

For example, the kind of stealing by Yan Gaohui is a bit serious in nature, and it is definitely a matter of conduct.

There is another kind of stealing that is different.

For example, when many people were young, because they couldn't control their greed, they often went to the neighbor's field to steal melons and pick fruits.

There is another kind of stealing, which is the stealing of pranks.

For example, a young man and a woman in love, in order to seek excitement, the man will take the woman to the supermarket to steal some innocuous little things, and then start running wildly...

This kind of stealing has nothing to do with the real need, nor is it that I can't afford the money, but that I need the thrill of the heartbeat.

This kind of stealing is a bit bad in nature, but it is not considered morally corrupt.

The chicken-stealing behavior of the school nursing team is a combination of the latter two. On the one hand, it is because of greed, and on the other hand, these are very naughty students. They don’t have much affection for many teachers. Suspected of retaliation.

It's not really morally corrupt, but it's kind of high-impact, and kind of interesting.

Wu Xiaozheng remembered that the school nursing team started stealing chickens from the year he joined the school nursing team.

The nursing team is actually a hard job.

Every night, when other students start their evening self-study, the school nursing team will be dispatched. The team members on duty will wear red armbands, flashlights, and start patrolling the campus.

The school is so big, after a few rounds of patrolling, your legs will go weak.

If it's just a patrol in the late study time, that's fine.

But the arrangement is not like this.

The reason is very simple. After nightfall, especially after self-study in the evening, the campus will be silent. This is the best time for thieves to come and go.

Thieves can steal a lot in the middle of the night.

For example, bicycles in the bicycle shed.

For example, the valuables of the students in the classroom.

Another example is the various facilities and equipment of the school...

In this day and age, many things can be stolen and sold for money.

So the school nurses are struggling.

After ten o'clock in the evening, other students had already gone to bed, but the school guards had to continue patrolling until after twelve o'clock.

Patrolling in the dead of night can be a real pain.

Especially when the weather is colder.

After a long time, some team members learned to be lazy and began to pile up branches to burn fire on the loess high slope, which is the place where the standard large playground will be built.

At first it was just for simple heating.

However, some people gradually discovered that it is even more uncomfortable to have a fire without something to roast on it.

So someone suggested: find something to eat and bake it!

In the middle of the night, the school is not the countryside, where can I find something to eat?
Another person sighed: If there is a chicken grilled on the tuition fire, it must be very delicious.

The chickens raised by the teachers were targeted like this.

As mentioned above, the school nurses are not good students, they don't have a deep feeling for the teacher, let alone awe.

So the thing about stealing chickens was done like this.

Now it's all right, the teachers' chickens are starting to suffer.

For quite a long period of time after that, there were teachers who raised fewer and fewer chickens.

There are thieves!
But the school searched and checked, and still couldn't catch the thief, even if the teacher ordered the school guards to focus on places where there were chickens.

It's strange if you can catch it, isn't this a thief calling for a thief!

As a last resort, the teachers who were often stolen had to find another way by themselves.

But what good idea can they come up with?

No.

In addition to moving the chicken coop to the house at night.

Chicken poop really stinks!

It’s okay to have a balcony. Raising chickens on the balcony and closing the balcony door can at least bear it.

If there is no balcony, it will be miserable, and the smell of chicken excrement will make the whole house stink, even if it is covered with plastic sheeting.

This is not the worst.

The most serious problem is that parents and students often visit the teacher's home.

At this time, as soon as parents or students go in, because they are not used to the unpleasant smell of chicken feces, they will immediately cover their noses, or find an excuse to leave.

Once this kind of thing got out, the teachers were simply swept away.

The students laughed miserably.

The matter soon became a joke in No. [-] Middle School.

This kind of thing is really embarrassing.

But in order to save some money, the teachers had to continue with such a shameful and painful thing.

In the previous life, the old lady Zhao was also one of the stolen objects.

The reason is simple, because Wu Xiaozheng is also in the school nursing team.

Until high school, Wu Xiaozheng still hadn't forgiven her.

Seeing this, everyone should understand that even if the school guards want to steal chickens, they are divided into targets.

Generally speaking, teachers with good reputation don't need to worry about this problem.

Wu Xiaozheng really missed that feeling.

Although this kind of thing is absurd, it is the rare simple happiness that Wu Xiaozheng had when he was a student.

Just think about it and be happy.

Until now, Wu Xiaozheng still remembers the scene where everyone laughed at the teachers while roasting chicken on the bonfire.

In many cases, the happiness that people need is really as simple as that, even if they do some bad things.

This day is Saturday, and Wu Xiaozheng wants to relive this kind of happiness again.

The reason why he set the time on Saturday night was not because it was safe to do it that night, but because Ding Xingwen couldn't come out on non-Saturday nights because the teacher would go to the dormitory to check on the post.

Before school was over, Wu Xiaozheng pulled Ding Xingwen aside and gave orders quietly.

After school, Wu Xiaozheng went to Zhang Ying's store first.

It was time for Wu Xiaoli to learn to dance again.

After receiving the little girl, Wu Xiaozheng took her back to the dwelling.

Because of Zhang Ying's unequal treaty, Wu Xiaozheng can't go to the cafeteria for dinner now, and has to cook it himself.

While making dinner, Wu Xiaozheng thought that buying kitchen utensils might not be a bad thing, at least after stealing the chicken tonight, he wouldn't have to find a place to make a bonfire.

The stolen chicken must taste delicious when stewed!
But Wu Xiaozheng was thinking about another question.

After the chicken thief is ready, do you want to ask Zhang Ying and Wu Xiaoli to eat together?

It was midnight!

This is a small problem.

I can't control that much anymore, let's see their good fortune!
Ding Xingwen quickly found him.

He didn't come alone, he was followed by the second dwarf Li Jianming.

"The second dwarf insisted on following me, and he couldn't even shake him off." Ding Xingwen explained briefly.

"Zhenghan, you and Ding Xingwen are sneaking around today, are you planning to do something bad?"

I have to admit that the second dwarf has a good nose today.

Come here when you come, the second dwarf is not an outsider, let him enjoy some good food together!

Everything is ready, just waiting for the night to come.

　There is a building in the book review area, and the host, Ye Shen, guards Dou, saying that each building costs 100 coins, and the target is 10 buildings. If you have time, please help to get some water... Ten thousand rewards will be added.

　　Not to mention, there is no gasoline for the Mercedes-Benz that is still owed, there is wood for good books, the floating life is like a dream half-life Liuli, and Shangxuan Yuwei has four rewards plus updates, and it should be the fourth update today.

　　
　
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