The most fierce genius baby

Chapter 7

"Mother, we will leave, don't worry, don't you believe in your son? I have never lied to my mother," Qingchen teased Chang Ge easily, who laughed because of his words, which came from a How come it feels so weird when a three-month-old child says it out of his mouth.

"Yes, I believe in Qingchen from our family the most. It's just how we can escape. It would be great if we have martial arts. I wanted to climb over the wall to get out, but the wall built in the palace is too high. I wanted to go through it." The dog hole went out, but the dog hole was too small, I wanted to climb the tree to get out, but the tree was too thick, I couldn't hold it in my arms, Changge told his son the result of his inspection."

"Mother, even if we escape, we may not be able to get out of the city. Now we need to stabilize this man, and then find a big backer to take us out, so that we can be safe." Qing Chen said his plan, this time The matter should not be too hasty, if caught by that man, I am afraid that mother will be punished again, he does not want mother to suffer any harm.

"Stop that man?" Changge was taken aback, but she never thought about holding that man?
"Yes, let him relax his vigilance, so that we will have a better chance of escaping," Qingchen nodded his head, and stretched out his small arms to wrap around Changge's neck. The advantage of being a baby is that you can hug him without any scruple mother.

"But that man is not so easy to fool at first sight," nor is it true, didn't that Hua Qianyue just fool him?Let him always think how gentle and sweet his princess is, but he probably doesn't have that ability.

"So you have to learn that men are actually the easiest to deal with. It's just because you were busy making money all day long and didn't have much contact with men. Otherwise, if you just show a little bit, I'm afraid that man will bow down to you." The pomegranate skirt is down, "

"You kid, you actually made fun of your mother, aren't you looking for trouble?" Changge glared at his son.

"Okay, mother, put me on the bed, now I will teach you how to deal with men,"

"No way, you understand this too," Changge opened his eyes wide, looking at his son in disbelief, what does the little kid know, even if he was very smart before, he didn't even understand this, and he didn't talk about it. been in love.

"I'm a man, okay?" Qingchen squeezed Changge's cheek with his small hands, punishing her for forgetting that she was once a big boy.

"But put you on the bed, can you sit still?" Changge walked towards the bed in doubt. People say that you can sit in six months, crawl in nine months, speak in eleven months, and speak in twelve months. If he can walk, he can sit in these three months?Suspect?
"I have a brain, okay? A three-month-old baby can't sit because he has no thoughts. I am a thoughtful person, so I often practice sitting when I am free. Now sitting is no problem for me. You let me go." bring it on."

Changge put his son on the carved bed according to his words, and Qingchen sat very well indeed, he felt a little proud in his heart, seeing how promising his son was.

"Mom, a man acts like a beast. The more you resist, the more he wants to control you and subdue you. If you defeat him with a woman's weapon, it will only make him love you more,"

"I don't want him to hurt you," Changge yelled, she didn't regret it.

"If he loves you, a lot of things will be easy to do, maybe you will be allowed to enter and leave the palace freely, then we can find a chance to sneak out." Qingchen frowned dissatisfied.

Free access to the palace?That's a good thing, all right.

"Let's talk, I will never interrupt again," Changge raised his little hand to show his determination.

"When dealing with a man, a woman can laugh at him, cry at him, poison him, and die at him," Qing Chen's voice has not yet finished.

Lan Changge rushed to talk again, and she forgot the promise just now.

"I've died once, I don't want to die again, it's too painful," said the little face still tangled up, as if constipated.

Duhu Qingchen stared at Lan Changge fiercely, can't she correct this problem?What he wants to do most now is to grab her little neck.

After Changge knew it, she realized that her son was staring at her. Why, she blinked her big eyes and burst into tears, scolding this unfilial son while crying.

"Son, you hate me so much, you tell me to die, and you stare at me like hell, why did I come here?"

"Shut up," Duhu Qingchen yelled, with the chilly air, Changge immediately shut up obediently, Qingchen got angry, it was scary when he got angry, although he seldom got angry, I remember one time, she She went to work when she was sick, but Qingchen found out, and locked her up at home for three days, even when she was well.

"I didn't really want you to die, I just scared that man. You hit too hard last time. If you were a little slower, that man would have saved you. Then you can take the opportunity to act like a baby. This is a woman's privilege. ," Qingchen's tone softened.

I disdain, okay? Changge snorted nonchalantly. Fortunately, I dare not rush to talk anymore.

"You have to do it whether you like it or not, or you like the comfortable life in the palace and don't want to leave, or you have to do as I say," Qing Chen's bright eyes looked at Lan Changge playfully.

"I..." Lan Changge was about to speak, but remembering Qingchen's warning, he immediately covered his mouth and shook his head.

"Okay, then we've agreed, now I'll teach you how to smile at a man,"

Who wouldn't laugh?Changge immediately let go of his hand and grinned, Qingchen took a look and shook his head.

"Laughing like an idiot,"

"What?" Chang Ge yelled, this is too much, it is obviously a gentle smile, but also said to laugh like an idiot, this is too insulting.

Sitting on the bed, Qingchen waved her two little hands, extremely disdainful of Mother's ghostly smile, it's called a gentle smile, it's scary enough, it's better not to go out in the middle of the night, with the upper and lower teeth aligned, only seeing a mouthful of white teeth, Where did people pay attention to her smile.

"A woman's smile should be subtle, gently move the corners of her lips, and bend them into a diamond-shaped arc, just like the book says that women have a small cherry and a little red mouth, that is the most attractive, just a little bit," Qingchen said. gave a demonstration.

Changge was taken aback for a moment, her son's smile was monstrous enough, well, let her learn how to smile all over the country.

Changge raised the corners of his lips and bent them into an arc, just why is it so difficult, it seems a little stiff.

Qingchen immediately said: "What's the point, it's just too stiff, you can find a mirror to practice."

Changge immediately took down the bronze mirror from the dressing table, and practiced laughing, but the broken mirror couldn't see it clearly, it was blurry, and she didn't know if her smile was good-looking and charming enough, but the one on the bed The boy is too comfortable.

Lying on the bed, raising your feet, and playing around, is there any reason for this?The old lady quit, Changge threw down the bronze mirror, and yelled at the little man on the bed: "I won't learn from your mother, change to another one, just cry, anyone can know that thing,"

After hearing Changge's words, Duhu Qingchen turned over and sat up.

"Then why don't you show me a smile?"

Changge took a deep breath, slowly pulled the muscles on his face inch by inch, and slowly bent the corners of his lips into a diamond shape. This lady's smile is tiring enough. If she escapes from the palace in the future, she must lol.

Qingchen finally felt a little satisfied, and nodded in praise: "It's not bad, I will practice more in the future."

When Changge heard her son praise her, he immediately grinned with joy and laughed heartlessly: "That's it, don't you want to see who it is?"

Qingchen glared at her: "Looking at you now, you have already paid for what you just learned,"

"How come? This trick I learned is used to deal with that nasty bastard. As for us, we don't need those hypocritical tricks."

Qingchen also agrees with this sentence, nods to let Changge pass, the following is how to cry, women's tears are weapons, how many heroes are buried in the tears of pear blossoms and rain, Qingchen let Changge give him Make a show, how do you usually cry.

Changge thought, this crying is of course the saddest gesture, immediately frowned, sobbed, opened his mouth wide, and screamed, this series of actions startled Qingchen, and made a gesture, Make this stupid woman stop.

"Did you cry like that? Don't say it makes a man's heart move. It's a man who is afraid to run away when he sees it. He's even more tired of a woman like you."

Changge thought for a while, it seems that every time I cry, I really scare others away. Of course, this refers to the previous life, with a beautiful little face, I am a woman and I don’t know how to be a woman, but this kid knows Everything about women is too boring.

"When a woman cries, she should keep her beautiful face unchanged, just blink her eyes lightly, and let the pearl-like tears fall one by one on her fair face, that is the state of crying," Qing said. Dust explained.

Changge immediately said: "That woman is definitely not really sad, she is just pretending, just like Hua Xianyue"

"Okay, you don't care about that Hua Qianyue, you should practice your crying, after you practice, we will escape later, whoever she is is none of our business?" Qingchen interrupted Changge if.

Lan Changge thought about what Qingchen said just now, and blinked his eyes lightly, but there were no tears, what should I do, I pinched my thigh with my little finger, it hurts, there is a bit of cloudiness in my eyes, it's just that Why don’t you drop the tears of pearls? Unlucky, you should have been a star in your previous life. I think that star blinked his eyes when he was filming a crying scene. After thinking about it, I just didn't think of the tears, my eyes were squeezed desperately, and my eyes hurt, but there was still no tear.

Qingchen reminded her: "Do you remember how grandma died in the end?"

One sentence immediately touched Changge's mind, grandma died, the grandma who raised them up died, never thought about the blessing of a day, Changge's tears fell like rain, only sobbing softly, gently Seeing that Chang Ge was crying so much, Chen himself was also sad. The two people, one big and one small, cried like tearful people, and they had long forgotten about the training just now.

(End of this chapter)