Crazy concubine against the sky: Steal the black-bellied prince
Chapter 36 Shameless Fatty
Chapter 36 Shameless Fatty
The farts kept coming one after another, and each one was more smelly than the other. .Jun Liluo turned off his sense of smell in advance, but the others felt uncomfortable, all of them turned yellow, and then they covered their mouths and involuntarily backed away, feeling even more dizzy.
Only the housekeeper in the middle rushed forward, and then looked at the fat man carefully, and was very pleasantly surprised to find that the village owner had lost a little weight.There seems to be a real de-swelling situation below the neck.Very good……
"It will be like this for a few days, don't look at me!"
The housekeeper looked at Jun Liluo as if seeing a god, wishing he could run up and kiss him.but. .The effect is there, what to do next!Jun Liluo walked far away, sat next to Xiaolu, and found that she was fine, so what were you doing just now?
"Master, I'm sorry!"
She lowered her head and said guiltily.
"You are stupid, you just follow a stranger and get sent away! You still want to marry this fat man? You still persuade me to save him? You've grown grass in your head, haven't you!"
Jun Liluo slapped Xiaolu's head hard, as if trying to knock her out of her mind. .Xiaolu's eyes turned red. .
"Speak!"
The people in the whole village didn't have time to talk to Xiaolu and Jun Liluo, they were busy moving their village master back to the house, and then took good care of them.There are also children who got the letter and brought fruit snacks.Jun Liluo grabbed an apple and took a crisp bite, signaling Xiaolu not to pretend to be pitiful.
"I was deceived at the beginning. Later, I saw how pitiful Dui was... woo woo——"
She pouted, and then burst into tears in the middle of speaking. .Is it really that pitiful?Jun Liluo couldn't help thinking? ?So pitiful that Xiaolu actually agreed with her body? ?
"Dumb was originally fine. After his father died, in order to protect the village, he accidentally ate something, and then his whole person changed. Every time a level 4 monster came, he had to use it. Power, every time you use it, it changes even more. The middle housekeeper found a fortune teller to help Dumb, saying that she can help Dumb, but... just want to pay homage to Dumb, to celebrate, and Dumb will gradually become normal gone."
"and……"
Little Green twitched a little. .
"Besides, I saw him, am I responsible for him?"
Xiaolu raised her head and looked at Jun Liluo with big watery eyes, looking expectantly.Jun Liluo's face froze, Xiaolu, are you sure you didn't time travel?When a woman sees a man's body...shouldn't shout hooligans.Helpless or something?Why did the words "responsible to him" appear?Also, the tonnage of that fat man is so huge, Xiaolu, is your taste a bit heavy?
"... Where did you look at him!"
Jun Liluo felt that his throat was a little dry, and he didn't know how to answer, so he could only ask dryly.
"Hmm... boobs!"
Xiaolu thought for a while, and she touched his chest. .At first I thought he was a girl!The breasts were bigger than hers, so I touched them a little enviously. .
"puff--"
Jun Liluo looked at Xiaolu in surprise, never expecting Xiaolu's hobby to be so special.
"That's not the case! After I was tricked to come up, that grandpa locked me up, and when I escaped, I lost my way and met Ah-Dai who was asleep. When I saw how fat Ah-Dai was, I was very curious. Ah! Then I felt that she should be soft, but I just poked it curiously! It was only later that I found out that Dumb was a boy!"
Xiaolu shook her head, she is not a pervert, she is not a pervert, she is just curious. .
"Do you want to be so cute and cute! Where did Xiaolu go before, give it back to me!"
Jun Liluo knocked Xiaolu on the head. Although Xiaolu was not smart before, she was just a foodie after all, not a scumbag, okay?
"Master, you made me stupid!"
Xiaolu touched the top of her head and was knocked all the time. She was knocked many times today, and now it hurts a bit.It must be the young master who knocked me stupid.How could she do such a stupid thing, she couldn't figure it out afterwards.
"Yo drink, blame me! You should be responsible to him, let that little fat man marry you!"
Jun Liluo smiled strangely. It seemed that although the little girl from home didn't understand the relationship between men and women, she was just a brat...but she touched the little fat man's chest anyway, so she reluctantly accepted him.
"Ah, Dumb can still marry me! Is that considered a blessing?"
Xiaolu blinked, completely confused. .Shouldn't women marry men?how. .Can Dumb marry her?
"Forget! Absolutely."
Jun Liluo nodded, but he didn't know if the little fat man would like it.
A few days later
In the past few days, Jun Liluo and Xiaolu ate and drank delicious food in Heifengzhai, and they also saw the customs and customs of Heifengzhai. The people here are very simple, very kind, and very united.Every time there are monsters harassing, as long as it is a man, it will all work hard, and it will never be lazy.
The little fat man has been bouncing around a lot in the past few days, farted a lot, then finally woke up, he can move, and ran a lot of toilets, the result is that the neck is like a balloon that won't be punctured, and he is very discouraged. .It started to swell visibly.
A banquet was set up in Heifeng Village, as if to celebrate the little fat man's recovery.Everyone's attitude towards Jun Liluo is also much better, especially the housekeeper Zhong, who is a genius doctor at every bite. I wish Jun Liluo could turn the little fat man into a normal person overnight.
"Brother Liluo, thank you!"
The little fat man felt that he was flexible, and a smile appeared on his simple and round face.He also knew that Jun Liluo had saved him, and that his wife was Jun Liluo's maid, so. .That smile is simple and honest, that smile is brilliant.
"You're welcome, since you're fine, we still have something to do!"
Jun Liluo wasted a lot of time here, although You Ye Academy still had a little more than two months to report, but. .Can't wait to encounter something on the road, after all, the general protagonist's law is that no matter where you go, you can encounter troubles, you can meet green tea bitch, white lotus, and even black heart lotus.
"This... Brother Liluo, that little green... my wife..."
"kindness?"
Jun Liluo turned around and looked at Ah-Dai very coldly, his faint nasal voice was strangely cold.
"Daughter-in-law, don't you want me?"
Duan saw that Jun Liluo's force value was too scary, and in a blink of an eye, he tugged on Xiaolu's sleeve with snot and tears, and yelled pitifully, as if Xiaolu had abandoned his wife and son.That pitiful, that sad, vividly interpreted.
Jun Liluo: "..." Can you be more shameless?Little fat man, he found the center quite accurately.
"Master!"
Xiaolu was at a loss, she was a little confused, what's going on?
"Daughter-in-law, do you just throw it away after using it?"
Dumb bit his lip, lowered his head, looked like pear blossoms with rain, and winked in a very shy and pitiful way! !If she is a beauty, she is worthy of pity, and if she is fat, she is worthy of beating up.
Jun Liluo: "..." This fat man really deserves a beating, his expression is so disgusting that he is so strong that no one can eat.
"Master, what do you mean by throwing it away? What did she use?!"
Xiaolu is a little confused, as long as there is something she doesn't understand, she should ask the young master!so…….
Dumb "..." Daughter-in-law, you are really good. .ruthless!
Jun Liluo "..." How do I know what you used him for?
Both of them were speechless, her cute little green will be returned to me soon, what the hell is this, has it hit something evil?
Dumb cover your forehead, daughter-in-law, I'll tell you when I get back. .Don't ask me!Such a private issue, Xianggong will let you know.
"Walk!!"
Jun Liluo was unable to continue talking with the two bastards, he was very mighty and domineering, he turned around and left with a wave of his sleeves!
"young married woman--"
Ah-Dai watched Xiaolu follow Jun Liluo behind his butt without mercy, which made Ah-Dai very sad...
My daughter-in-law doesn't take me, I follow my daughter-in-law. .After he figured it out, he followed behind Xiaolu idly.
The housekeeper bit his sleeve, young master, take care of yourself, don't be sold, although it is quite valuable, after all, the weight is there!
"Brother Dumb, where are you going!"
A cloud of blue light flashed past, an old man was leading a little girl, and the little girl smiled sweetly.
"Dumb, you're much better!"
The old man took Dumb's hand in a stride, looked at his situation, helped him feel his pulse, and finally stroked his gray beard, and nodded in relief.
"Hey... Wife, wait for me, wait for me!!"
"Brother Liluo, keep my wife here!"
Dui was held by the old man's hand, unable to break free, and then called to Xiaolu, but Xiaolu followed behind Jun Liluo's ass as if she didn't hear it, and finally. .He was crying, crying like a child, calling for Jun Liluo, in a childish voice.
I'm sorry, Jun Liluo touched the sweat on his forehead, this fat man is not a bastard, damn it. .Just a man with a brain.
"To shut up!"
With a dark face, Jun Liluo turned around and shouted angrily. .
But as soon as the angry shout fell, he saw a flash of blue light, and the opponent's palm instantly reached in front of him, a fierce and deadly move.
Jun Liluo tilted his head, and the vindictiveness rubbed against his face was extremely painful. Jun Liluo pinched the opponent's wrist, his five fingers forming claws, the wrist was pinched tightly, and he seemed weak for a moment.
However, the old man was not a waste, his other hand came towards Jun Liluo's eyebrows, aiming at the vital points.
Jun Liluo straddled his legs, and he became shorter. After avoiding the fatal finger, he crossed his legs and swiped. When the opponent jumped up, he punched him in the waist with both hands.
boom--
The old man fell to the ground, Jun Liluo's blood was unstable...
"Master!"
Xiaolu immediately went to check, the speed of the fight between the two was too fast, so Xiaolu didn't take it seriously.
"Father! Are you okay!"
Dumb has now become a normal person, not a bastard with a brain.He helped the old man up and found that there was nothing wrong with the old man, then looked at Jun Liluo with admiration!
"Brother Liluo is really awesome. He actually beat up his adoptive father. This is an idea he had a long time ago, but he never did it!"
That gaze was full of admiration, which made Jun Liluo's hairs stand on end, damn it. .This fat man doesn't know how to empathize with others, he has his eyes on him, right? ?
(End of this chapter)
The farts kept coming one after another, and each one was more smelly than the other. .Jun Liluo turned off his sense of smell in advance, but the others felt uncomfortable, all of them turned yellow, and then they covered their mouths and involuntarily backed away, feeling even more dizzy.
Only the housekeeper in the middle rushed forward, and then looked at the fat man carefully, and was very pleasantly surprised to find that the village owner had lost a little weight.There seems to be a real de-swelling situation below the neck.Very good……
"It will be like this for a few days, don't look at me!"
The housekeeper looked at Jun Liluo as if seeing a god, wishing he could run up and kiss him.but. .The effect is there, what to do next!Jun Liluo walked far away, sat next to Xiaolu, and found that she was fine, so what were you doing just now?
"Master, I'm sorry!"
She lowered her head and said guiltily.
"You are stupid, you just follow a stranger and get sent away! You still want to marry this fat man? You still persuade me to save him? You've grown grass in your head, haven't you!"
Jun Liluo slapped Xiaolu's head hard, as if trying to knock her out of her mind. .Xiaolu's eyes turned red. .
"Speak!"
The people in the whole village didn't have time to talk to Xiaolu and Jun Liluo, they were busy moving their village master back to the house, and then took good care of them.There are also children who got the letter and brought fruit snacks.Jun Liluo grabbed an apple and took a crisp bite, signaling Xiaolu not to pretend to be pitiful.
"I was deceived at the beginning. Later, I saw how pitiful Dui was... woo woo——"
She pouted, and then burst into tears in the middle of speaking. .Is it really that pitiful?Jun Liluo couldn't help thinking? ?So pitiful that Xiaolu actually agreed with her body? ?
"Dumb was originally fine. After his father died, in order to protect the village, he accidentally ate something, and then his whole person changed. Every time a level 4 monster came, he had to use it. Power, every time you use it, it changes even more. The middle housekeeper found a fortune teller to help Dumb, saying that she can help Dumb, but... just want to pay homage to Dumb, to celebrate, and Dumb will gradually become normal gone."
"and……"
Little Green twitched a little. .
"Besides, I saw him, am I responsible for him?"
Xiaolu raised her head and looked at Jun Liluo with big watery eyes, looking expectantly.Jun Liluo's face froze, Xiaolu, are you sure you didn't time travel?When a woman sees a man's body...shouldn't shout hooligans.Helpless or something?Why did the words "responsible to him" appear?Also, the tonnage of that fat man is so huge, Xiaolu, is your taste a bit heavy?
"... Where did you look at him!"
Jun Liluo felt that his throat was a little dry, and he didn't know how to answer, so he could only ask dryly.
"Hmm... boobs!"
Xiaolu thought for a while, and she touched his chest. .At first I thought he was a girl!The breasts were bigger than hers, so I touched them a little enviously. .
"puff--"
Jun Liluo looked at Xiaolu in surprise, never expecting Xiaolu's hobby to be so special.
"That's not the case! After I was tricked to come up, that grandpa locked me up, and when I escaped, I lost my way and met Ah-Dai who was asleep. When I saw how fat Ah-Dai was, I was very curious. Ah! Then I felt that she should be soft, but I just poked it curiously! It was only later that I found out that Dumb was a boy!"
Xiaolu shook her head, she is not a pervert, she is not a pervert, she is just curious. .
"Do you want to be so cute and cute! Where did Xiaolu go before, give it back to me!"
Jun Liluo knocked Xiaolu on the head. Although Xiaolu was not smart before, she was just a foodie after all, not a scumbag, okay?
"Master, you made me stupid!"
Xiaolu touched the top of her head and was knocked all the time. She was knocked many times today, and now it hurts a bit.It must be the young master who knocked me stupid.How could she do such a stupid thing, she couldn't figure it out afterwards.
"Yo drink, blame me! You should be responsible to him, let that little fat man marry you!"
Jun Liluo smiled strangely. It seemed that although the little girl from home didn't understand the relationship between men and women, she was just a brat...but she touched the little fat man's chest anyway, so she reluctantly accepted him.
"Ah, Dumb can still marry me! Is that considered a blessing?"
Xiaolu blinked, completely confused. .Shouldn't women marry men?how. .Can Dumb marry her?
"Forget! Absolutely."
Jun Liluo nodded, but he didn't know if the little fat man would like it.
A few days later
In the past few days, Jun Liluo and Xiaolu ate and drank delicious food in Heifengzhai, and they also saw the customs and customs of Heifengzhai. The people here are very simple, very kind, and very united.Every time there are monsters harassing, as long as it is a man, it will all work hard, and it will never be lazy.
The little fat man has been bouncing around a lot in the past few days, farted a lot, then finally woke up, he can move, and ran a lot of toilets, the result is that the neck is like a balloon that won't be punctured, and he is very discouraged. .It started to swell visibly.
A banquet was set up in Heifeng Village, as if to celebrate the little fat man's recovery.Everyone's attitude towards Jun Liluo is also much better, especially the housekeeper Zhong, who is a genius doctor at every bite. I wish Jun Liluo could turn the little fat man into a normal person overnight.
"Brother Liluo, thank you!"
The little fat man felt that he was flexible, and a smile appeared on his simple and round face.He also knew that Jun Liluo had saved him, and that his wife was Jun Liluo's maid, so. .That smile is simple and honest, that smile is brilliant.
"You're welcome, since you're fine, we still have something to do!"
Jun Liluo wasted a lot of time here, although You Ye Academy still had a little more than two months to report, but. .Can't wait to encounter something on the road, after all, the general protagonist's law is that no matter where you go, you can encounter troubles, you can meet green tea bitch, white lotus, and even black heart lotus.
"This... Brother Liluo, that little green... my wife..."
"kindness?"
Jun Liluo turned around and looked at Ah-Dai very coldly, his faint nasal voice was strangely cold.
"Daughter-in-law, don't you want me?"
Duan saw that Jun Liluo's force value was too scary, and in a blink of an eye, he tugged on Xiaolu's sleeve with snot and tears, and yelled pitifully, as if Xiaolu had abandoned his wife and son.That pitiful, that sad, vividly interpreted.
Jun Liluo: "..." Can you be more shameless?Little fat man, he found the center quite accurately.
"Master!"
Xiaolu was at a loss, she was a little confused, what's going on?
"Daughter-in-law, do you just throw it away after using it?"
Dumb bit his lip, lowered his head, looked like pear blossoms with rain, and winked in a very shy and pitiful way! !If she is a beauty, she is worthy of pity, and if she is fat, she is worthy of beating up.
Jun Liluo: "..." This fat man really deserves a beating, his expression is so disgusting that he is so strong that no one can eat.
"Master, what do you mean by throwing it away? What did she use?!"
Xiaolu is a little confused, as long as there is something she doesn't understand, she should ask the young master!so…….
Dumb "..." Daughter-in-law, you are really good. .ruthless!
Jun Liluo "..." How do I know what you used him for?
Both of them were speechless, her cute little green will be returned to me soon, what the hell is this, has it hit something evil?
Dumb cover your forehead, daughter-in-law, I'll tell you when I get back. .Don't ask me!Such a private issue, Xianggong will let you know.
"Walk!!"
Jun Liluo was unable to continue talking with the two bastards, he was very mighty and domineering, he turned around and left with a wave of his sleeves!
"young married woman--"
Ah-Dai watched Xiaolu follow Jun Liluo behind his butt without mercy, which made Ah-Dai very sad...
My daughter-in-law doesn't take me, I follow my daughter-in-law. .After he figured it out, he followed behind Xiaolu idly.
The housekeeper bit his sleeve, young master, take care of yourself, don't be sold, although it is quite valuable, after all, the weight is there!
"Brother Dumb, where are you going!"
A cloud of blue light flashed past, an old man was leading a little girl, and the little girl smiled sweetly.
"Dumb, you're much better!"
The old man took Dumb's hand in a stride, looked at his situation, helped him feel his pulse, and finally stroked his gray beard, and nodded in relief.
"Hey... Wife, wait for me, wait for me!!"
"Brother Liluo, keep my wife here!"
Dui was held by the old man's hand, unable to break free, and then called to Xiaolu, but Xiaolu followed behind Jun Liluo's ass as if she didn't hear it, and finally. .He was crying, crying like a child, calling for Jun Liluo, in a childish voice.
I'm sorry, Jun Liluo touched the sweat on his forehead, this fat man is not a bastard, damn it. .Just a man with a brain.
"To shut up!"
With a dark face, Jun Liluo turned around and shouted angrily. .
But as soon as the angry shout fell, he saw a flash of blue light, and the opponent's palm instantly reached in front of him, a fierce and deadly move.
Jun Liluo tilted his head, and the vindictiveness rubbed against his face was extremely painful. Jun Liluo pinched the opponent's wrist, his five fingers forming claws, the wrist was pinched tightly, and he seemed weak for a moment.
However, the old man was not a waste, his other hand came towards Jun Liluo's eyebrows, aiming at the vital points.
Jun Liluo straddled his legs, and he became shorter. After avoiding the fatal finger, he crossed his legs and swiped. When the opponent jumped up, he punched him in the waist with both hands.
boom--
The old man fell to the ground, Jun Liluo's blood was unstable...
"Master!"
Xiaolu immediately went to check, the speed of the fight between the two was too fast, so Xiaolu didn't take it seriously.
"Father! Are you okay!"
Dumb has now become a normal person, not a bastard with a brain.He helped the old man up and found that there was nothing wrong with the old man, then looked at Jun Liluo with admiration!
"Brother Liluo is really awesome. He actually beat up his adoptive father. This is an idea he had a long time ago, but he never did it!"
That gaze was full of admiration, which made Jun Liluo's hairs stand on end, damn it. .This fat man doesn't know how to empathize with others, he has his eyes on him, right? ?
(End of this chapter)
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