Doomsday Totem

Chapter 61 Tickets
The next morning, Tie Slag went downstairs to have breakfast, but saw the boss sitting at the bar, with tears on his face, sighing, looking very painful.

"Alcohol is a gut-piercing poison, a gut-piercing poison..." the boss muttered to himself, like an old man who had gone through vicissitudes.

"Huh? Are you still in business?" Tie Slag asked.

"Do...do it." The boss replied subconsciously.

"Bacon and fried eggs, and wheat bread."

"Okay..." Although he said yes, but after more than ten seconds, the boss was still in a daze of self-pity.

Tie Slag frowned and patted the bar, "Do you want to do it or not?"

The boss came back to his senses, as if he remembered something, he patted his thigh, and said, "Aren't you going to cross the sea? There is a captain here, do you want to introduce you to talk?" Tie Slag nodded, and the boss said again Say, "Have you got enough money? It costs a lot to cross the sea this season."

Iron Slag took the money bag from his waist, threw it on the bar, and asked, "Three hundred gold, is it enough?"

"That's enough, that's enough!" The boss looked at the money bag with bright eyes, and it took him a while to come back to his senses, and ran up to the second floor in three steps at a time.

While the boss was going up to call for someone, Tie Slag grinned, opened the money bag and took a look, then hung it back on his waist.In fact, there were only a few silver coins and hundreds of copper plates in it. When he came out of Tieshan Town, he only had a dozen or so gold coins on him.I basically spent all the gas and food along the way, and now I only have about 3 gold coins in change.

After a while, the boss came down with a middle-aged man with sleepy eyes.The middle-aged man had a shaggy beard and was full of curses. He was obviously very dissatisfied with the boss for disturbing his sleep.

"How can there be any business at such an early morning? If you dare to lie to me, I will throw you into the sea to feed the fish."

"No, no, big business." The boss introduced to Tie Zha, "This is Captain Xia Yihan, who is famous in the Black Sea." Then he introduced to the captain, "This is a traveler from afar. , he wants to cross the Black Sea to the Snowy Night Ice Field.”

The captain yawned and said, "Crossing the sea this season, only a madman would do that."

"Three hundred gold." After speaking, Tie Slag casually patted the bulging money bag at his waist.

The captain's expression froze suddenly, he squinted his eyes and stared viciously at Iron Slag, and Iron Slag stared at him without saying a word, the temperature on the scene suddenly dropped a lot.The two just stared at each other like this, and the bar owner beside him broke out in a cold sweat, as if someone would die in the next second.

"I'm a lunatic, brother. I guarantee that there is no one more lunatic than me in the Black Sea." The captain smiled without warning, and the smile was particularly obsequious and obscene, even a little familiar.

"When can we leave?" Tie Slag asked calmly.

"It will take three days at the earliest, and the Yulong is still in the shipyard for maintenance." The captain looked at the money bag on Iron Slag's waist, and changed the subject, "Brother, before departure, should you place a deposit?" The captain thought He muttered, if he was a rich patron, he could just throw it into the sea and feed the fish on the way.Only a fool would cross the Black Sea this season.

Iron Slag had no money, so of course he didn't want to pay the deposit, so he refused on the grounds that "our rule is to pay only after disembarkation".The captain stared and threatened, "Our rule here is to give half of the deposit first, and those who break the rules will fall into the sea to feed the fish."

Next, the two refused to give in to each other, and the negotiations soon reached a deadlock.At this time, the barman brought two glasses of ale and asked them to sit down and talk.Iron Slag grinned, took the ale glass, and suddenly his face changed, and he suddenly exerted strength!

With a "bang", the wine glass was crushed abruptly by him!The light yellow liquor sprayed out from between the fingers, spraying the captain and the bar owner all over their heads and faces.

"This..." The bar owner involuntarily glanced at the captain, remembering that he kindly guided the traveler last night.Now it seems that it is simply an act of recklessness.

"Can we have a good talk now?" Tie Slag asked.

The captain nodded and said seriously, "Deal!"

In this way, Tie Slag got the boat ticket to cross the sea...

That night, the captain led his men in the bar to celebrate receiving a big deal.However, this is just an excuse for their carnival.Every time they dock, they will find various reasons to revel for several days.As a passenger and patron, Iron Slag was also invited.It's just that he doesn't like noise, so he went back to his room to rest after drinking a few glasses of wine.

Not long after Iron Slag left, the door of the bar opened quietly, and then closed quietly again.The people in the carnival did not notice that there was an unexpected guest in the bar...

The carnival lasted until midnight, the captain drank a lot of wine, and while hugging the fat girl, he swayed top-heavy.In the dimness, there seemed to be a delicate female voice in my ear.

"Are you the legendary Lord Xia Yihan who roams the Black Sea? I admire you so much~"

"Of course." The captain turned his head with a smile, but was stunned when he saw the person coming.At this moment, he was like a wax figure, the expression on his face was completely frozen, only the slight twitching of his muscles could be seen.

The woman in front of her was in her twenties, with a sweet appearance, exquisite features, and a bewildered look in her eyes.She was wearing a black tight-fitting leather jacket with uneven lines, and her full chest was ready to be seen. She opened the zipper of the leather jacket, revealing a large piece of snow-white skin, and she was extremely tall, half a head taller than the captain.

"The captain invites me to have a glass of wine, okay~" the woman said, going up to hook the captain's arm, looking very intimate.

But the captain trembled all over, stepped aside, and said dumbfoundedly, "Why are you here? What brought you here." There was someone behind him at some point. , but quietly observed behind for a long time before speaking.When he thought of this, cold sweat dripped down his back instantly.

The sailors in the carnival gradually discovered the abnormality.When they saw who was coming, they immediately became quiet as if they were dead.They all backed away subconsciously, making room for a large space in the small bar.

"Poison...poison..." Someone was muttering in a daze, and the woman glanced over, her cold gaze was like a sharp knife sealing her throat, and the voice of talking to herself came to an abrupt end.

But the captain was always the captain, he quickly recovered his calm, invited the woman to sit aside, asked the boss to open a bottle of the best red wine, poured it into the goblet himself, and handed it over carefully.The woman took the wine glass and took a sip gracefully.

"How is it? The 30-year-old 'Kraken' tastes pretty good, right?" the captain asked.

The woman didn't say a word, just looked at the captain quietly.The captain felt uncomfortable being watched by her, and instinctively glanced at the door, as if thinking about running away.

"I heard~" The woman showed a playful smile, then leaned forward, leaned towards the captain, pointed to her chest and said, "I heard that you dug out my heart and ate it, is that true?"

The captain frowned, pretending to be inexplicable, and said, "Is there such a thing? Impossible, it must be a misunderstanding, aren't you sitting here well?"

"Oh~ is it?" The woman seemed to be convinced.

"Who said that, I'll bombard him immediately!" The captain said vowedly.

"Murder to silence?" the woman asked back.

"Misunderstanding, there must be some misunderstanding." The captain explained sincerely.

"How about~" the woman glanced at the stairs on the second floor and said, "Go to your room, just the two of us, and I'll dig it out for you to taste?"

The captain quickly waved his hand and said, "They are all our own people, so don't be so polite."

"One of our own?" the woman said to herself, "where's my Yulong?"

"Repair in the Dayan shipyard, fill up the fuel and then go." The captain rubbed his hands and said very painfully.

"Oh~ really?" "Really." "Then I'm going to pick up the boat now, do you have any objections?" "Of course not."

"Where are my sailors?" As she spoke, the woman turned her head to look at the strong men crowded in the corner.

"Poison...Long live Captain Yuluo" "The Mermaid in the Black Sea is the most powerful!" "She is our captain!" "I am the most loyal sailor." "I clean the floor the cleanest!" Sailors expressed their opinions one after another.

In just a few seconds, Xia Yihan became a polished commander.Of course, the chief mate and accountant still follow him, because the new captain does not need Roshan's deputy and dog-headed military adviser.

Not long after, the beautiful new captain drank the red wine in the glass in one gulp, got up and left.When she got to the door, she turned her head to look at the old captain, and said meaningfully, "The first mate of Yulong has been waiting for you, come to me if you figure it out~"

"I am the captain! It can only be the captain! I will always be the captain!" The old captain who had always been at a disadvantage roared, but the other party had turned his ass and walked away, which made him almost die of hatred.

After the people left, the captain sighed deeply and sat down on the chair in a daze.The first mate and the accountant are also depressed at the moment. They have been reduced from pirates to bandits in an instant, and they feel that their status has been greatly reduced.Pirates without boats are like tigers without teeth and men without roots. How can people live?As a result, the accountant Wu Congyun began to miss his career as a primary school teacher, while the first mate Sha Mao began to look forward to the good life in the grocery store.In addition, the owner of the bar is also frustrated, because the other party has not paid for the meals for these two days...

After being quiet for a long time, the accountant finally lost his composure and asked cautiously, "What should I do?" The captain glanced at the accountant, wanting to say "Cold salad!" Stop this thought.At this moment, only he can't say dejected words.

"There are many ways. After the poisonous spider is gone, go to the shipyard tomorrow and buy a boat on credit." The captain said lightly.

"Your reputation..." the chief mate reminded with some worry.

The captain replied very confidently, "My reputation has always been very good."

"Didn't you kill her?" the accountant asked inappropriately, but he was indeed curious.

The captain yelled, "Kill her? Is there something wrong with your brain! How can I be her opponent, she is an advanced evolutionary body, with the strength of the first stage of gold, you go and try it!"

"But, that day you obviously..." "Stupid, that day in Iceland, I coaxed her to sleep, and then I took you to run away quickly."

The accountant and the first mate rolled their eyes at the same time, unable to speak for a moment.

At this moment, the bar owner interrupted.He said, "That girl is so beautiful, it makes people tickle, and she even made you the first mate, it must be interesting to you, you would rather..." He wanted to say "I would rather pick up a fat girl", but Lilith Standing aside, he could only swallow the words abruptly.

"You know what a fart!" the captain scolded.

"Yes, you know what a fart!" Wu Congyun shouted, raising his voice.

"You don't understand radish, so don't make do with it." The first officer frowned and said.

The three scoffed at the boss's words.First of all, the one who likes to be sought after naturally doesn't like to kneel and lick others; second, the man who is neither male nor female will definitely not be recognized by the poisonous spider Yu Luo; finally, the first mate, once gone The captain can only be a cleaner who wipes the deck.

So the bar owner who said the wrong thing was almost beaten up...

(End of this chapter)