Doomsday Totem
Chapter 7 Farce
Chapter 7 Farce
The crowd in the office hall of the self-government association gradually dispersed, and those who stayed behind should pack up their things, and those who should do things should continue to do things...
"Sister, I'm worried that you will be taken advantage of by Daoya." Tie Slag scratched his head in embarrassment, and explained to the eldest sister.He was so majestic a few minutes ago, but he changed immediately after being pulled into the office by Lina.
"and then?"
"That's why I was so impulsive." Tie Slag replied cautiously.
"then……"
"So I killed Dao Ya, and my sister was safe."
You Ge stood aside, couldn't help pursing his lips and giggling.She didn't expect such a bad person to have a nemesis, let alone those "then" and "then" questions, which were learned here.
"How can Daoya take advantage of my sister? How can my sister be in danger? Can someone who can't even beat you threaten my sister?" Lina aggressively asked a series of questions.
"Then what conditions did you agree to him?" Tie Slag asked back.
"He wants to annex the two brothels in the old street, and he needs my consent, so it's not a big deal." Lina stared at Iron Slag, her slender eyes seemed to burst into flames, "Look what you're doing! It's a mess here! Do you think this Tieshan Town Self-Government Council is your back garden, or a harem..."
"I'm injured..." Tie Slag collapsed on the ground without warning, his expression very painful.
Lina's face changed, and she quickly squatted down to check.I saw a bullet hole in Iron Slag's left shoulder, which was still oozing blood.
You Ge also came over to look at it, but Lina reached out to block her and said, "It's your fault that the little goblin goes away."
"He was injured to protect you." You Ge pushed back not to be outdone.
"Yo~ This little elf has a pretty sharp mouth."
"You are the goblin, and your whole family are goblins."
Lina narrowed her eyes, and the eyes were full of lightning.You Ge met her gaze without fear, and the two just stared at each other...'
After a while...
"I'm still bleeding..." Tie Slag couldn't help interjecting.
Lina came back to her senses, opened Iron Slag's clothes to check the wound, and found that the bullet had only penetrated the clothing on the shoulder, and passed by the skin, leaving only a small scratch.
"Just scratched the skin." You Ge glanced at it.
"Baby~" Lina called out distressedly.She walked on catwalks to get the medicine box, and began to bandage Iron Slag to stop the bleeding, "You have suffered such a serious injury, and the little fairy said that you just scratched your skin, so you have no conscience."
"You...you are a big goblin!" You Ge countered.
The corners of Lina's mouth curled up a bit, she puffed her chest out towards Youge, looked at her underdeveloped breasts and said, "That's right, my sister is a big goblin, what's wrong? Little goblin!"
You Ge blushed, and stuttered a little anxiously, "You...you...you are really...shameless."
"Little... little... little fairy." Lina imitated Yu Ge's tone and said.
"It's so noisy!" Tie Slag roared impatiently.
"Yo~ baby is angry, it's all caused by the little goblin." "He's angry with you, not me." "Obviously my baby is angry with you." "Your words are illogical, he is He lost his temper after you finished talking." "He lost his temper just because you said he just scratched his skin." "I won't blame you, because all your nutrition is absorbed by the chest, not the head. Nutrients are why IQ is low." "Women's wisdom is to distribute most of the nutrients to their breasts. How stupid are you that you don't even understand common sense."
The two of you spoke tit for tat, with iron slag sandwiched between them, eyes closed and rested, maintaining a neutral attitude impartially.
"Auntie, your skin is so dark." You Ge avoided the topic of disadvantage, and instead attacked Lina's age and wheat-colored skin.As she spoke, she opened her neckline, revealing the white and tender skin below her neck, "Before I met my aunt, I didn't know I was so white."
"Little girl, this is the wheat color that represents health. You look as white as a sick cat." Lina fought back, while lifting the hem of her blouse, revealing her wheat-colored belly.Her vest line is clearly visible, and the lines of her abdominal muscles are very beautiful.The sexy navel is hidden in the linea alba, opening and closing slightly with her breathing. "My baby loves this skin tone the most."
"It's up to you whether you like it or not." "Yo~ Don't you have the final say?" "Even if it wasn't for me, it wouldn't be for you."
Soon, the flames of war continued to neutrals...
"Brother~ do you like black as charcoal or white as snow." "Baby~ do you like healthy wheat color or sickly pale? Do you like normal size or extra small." "Brother~ do you like normal size or Monster size."
"Wait for me here." Tie Slag said to You Ge, while pulling Lina to a corner, and whispered, "I'm going to take her to Sand City to sell, sister, don't be so fussy about her. If you keep arguing, you won't be able to leave after it gets dark."
"Then which one do you like?" Lena asked softly in his ear.
"You." After Tie Slag answered, Lina let him go with satisfaction.Then, Tie Slag dragged You Ge out of the office quickly, and You Ge stuck out his tongue before going out.When walking in the aisle, You Ge put his arm around him and asked, "Which one do you like?"
Tie Slag snorted coldly, "I don't even like it."
"Bad guy!" You Ge punched him hard.
The two walked into Dao Ya's office, and You Ge quickly covered his eyes.Daoya's body and the desk were split in two, the upper body was dragged downstairs by iron slag, and the lower body was still lying on the ground.Tie Slag rode on the motorcycle, and You Ge dexterously climbed onto his back, hugging him tightly.
"Hurry up!" As soon as Tie Slag finished speaking, the locomotive rushed out, rampaging in the aisles, stairs, and halls.The office hall that had just been tidied up turned into a mess in an instant.The staff dared not speak out. After all, the lingering prestige of the iron slag was still there, and no one wanted to be that half body that was trampled into pieces.
Lina stood by the wall, watched the iron slag disappear from sight through the window, and let out a deep breath.Dao Ya has been the vice chairman of Tieshan Town for too long, and he has forgotten his correct position because of his greed.Just a few days ago, he even asked Lena to be his girlfriend.He thought that Lina had always been single. Since she had no one to consider, why not consider marrying him, and they could work together to run the Iron Mountain Township Council.
Faced with such a rude, even shameless request, Lina wished she could kill him on the spot.However, as the chairman of the self-government association, she acted rashly and directly killed the vice chairman Dao Ya for no reason, which would definitely arouse the dissatisfaction of the people below.Therefore, she could only bear with it for the time being, looking for a suitable opportunity to make a move.Daoya took the initiative to cause trouble today, and stared at her chest unscrupulously in front of everyone.She can't bear it anymore, such a person must die!When she was still hesitating about how to kill Dao Ya reasonably, Tie Slag rushed back to solve the trouble for her.However, this is just a small episode, and there are bigger troubles waiting for her.She is 20 years old, and the Eucrese family will soon marry her to someone as a bond of cooperation between the families.
Thinking of this, the eldest sister who is in charge of Tieshan Town can't help but sighed, and murmured leisurely: "Dear little Tieza, grow up quickly and become a towering tree, Lina's time is running out... "
More than ten minutes later, a locomotive drove into the road leading to the endless sand sea, and galloped all the way north.The old road is deserted, and when you look up, it is vast.The scorching sun shone on the land that had begun to desertize, transparent heat was steaming at the junction of the sky and the earth, and the distant scenery was somewhat blurred and distorted.Withered yellow weeds grow scattered on both sides of the road. When the locomotive roars past, they roll up their withered grass leaves and go with the wind...
Iron Slag drove the locomotive on the road at a high speed, and the strong wind brought a little coolness to the hot noon.You Ge stood up straight with his hands on the back seat, and saw her silver curly hair fluttering in the wind.
"Yo~"
She shouted cheerfully, intoxicated by the refreshing wind.Looking at the endless field, she swept away the haze of leaving home, and her mood became more comfortable.Tie Slag was half lying on the locomotive wearing the wind sand mirror, staring at the front with all his attention.You Ge hugged him hard, and shouted excitedly: "Hurry up~ Hurry up, I want to fly."
"Hurry up!" As soon as the words fell, Iron Slag pressed the red button on the handle.
[Red comet, the jet mode has been activated, and the current charge is 76%]
The six air jet bags were activated at the same time, and high-pressure air sprayed out!
"Buzz buzz! Buzz buzz!" Under the power boost, the speed of the locomotive was increased to the extreme, and it turned into a meteor and rushed forward...
[充能消耗,75%…滴…70%…滴…65%…滴…60%…滴…55%…滴…]
[WARNING, RECHARGE LOW TO 50%]
After hearing the warning sound, Iron Slag turned off the jet bag, and the speed of the vehicle slowly decreased.
"Ah~ what's the matter? I want more." You Ge grabbed Tie Slag's shoulder and called.
"The charge is too low, save some energy for emergency."
"Your car is delicious." You Ge said disappointedly.
"The parts are all old, and it's good to have such performance."
"I have a Harley-Five at home..."
"Full air cushion type, twenty air jet bags, rear rocket fuel propulsion, two thousand horsepower vector engine, is that it?" Iron Slag exclaimed.
"It seems to be, I don't know much, I just drove it a few times."
"Have you ever heard of a small nuclear furnace?" Iron Slag asked casually.
"Hmm... I've heard a little bit about it. It seems to be used to transform people. It is said that one filling of uranium can work for ten years."
"Is it expensive? Is it hard to get?" Tie Slag asked.
"I don't know. This should be cutting-edge technology. I'll ask you when I can return to NO.17 Silver City."
"Forget it..." Tie Slag said in a deep voice, "We won't meet again when we get to Sand City."
"Why, aren't we friends?" You Ge leaned into his ear and asked softly.
"We are not people from the same world, so we can't be friends." Tie Slag said lightly, "When we arrive in Shacheng, I will find you a kind and rich man, ask him to pay your ransom, and he will take you back NO. 17 Silver City in exchange for Lombard's friendship and goodwill."
"What if he sells me to another trafficker? Then what should I do?" You Ge said worriedly.
"No, the rich people in Sand City are inextricably linked to the people above. If you are not lying, they will definitely send you back."
"Will you take me back?" You Ge lay on the back of Tie Slag, whispering, "I only believe in you..."
Tie Slag remained silent, driving with his head down, as if he hadn't heard her.
(End of this chapter)
The crowd in the office hall of the self-government association gradually dispersed, and those who stayed behind should pack up their things, and those who should do things should continue to do things...
"Sister, I'm worried that you will be taken advantage of by Daoya." Tie Slag scratched his head in embarrassment, and explained to the eldest sister.He was so majestic a few minutes ago, but he changed immediately after being pulled into the office by Lina.
"and then?"
"That's why I was so impulsive." Tie Slag replied cautiously.
"then……"
"So I killed Dao Ya, and my sister was safe."
You Ge stood aside, couldn't help pursing his lips and giggling.She didn't expect such a bad person to have a nemesis, let alone those "then" and "then" questions, which were learned here.
"How can Daoya take advantage of my sister? How can my sister be in danger? Can someone who can't even beat you threaten my sister?" Lina aggressively asked a series of questions.
"Then what conditions did you agree to him?" Tie Slag asked back.
"He wants to annex the two brothels in the old street, and he needs my consent, so it's not a big deal." Lina stared at Iron Slag, her slender eyes seemed to burst into flames, "Look what you're doing! It's a mess here! Do you think this Tieshan Town Self-Government Council is your back garden, or a harem..."
"I'm injured..." Tie Slag collapsed on the ground without warning, his expression very painful.
Lina's face changed, and she quickly squatted down to check.I saw a bullet hole in Iron Slag's left shoulder, which was still oozing blood.
You Ge also came over to look at it, but Lina reached out to block her and said, "It's your fault that the little goblin goes away."
"He was injured to protect you." You Ge pushed back not to be outdone.
"Yo~ This little elf has a pretty sharp mouth."
"You are the goblin, and your whole family are goblins."
Lina narrowed her eyes, and the eyes were full of lightning.You Ge met her gaze without fear, and the two just stared at each other...'
After a while...
"I'm still bleeding..." Tie Slag couldn't help interjecting.
Lina came back to her senses, opened Iron Slag's clothes to check the wound, and found that the bullet had only penetrated the clothing on the shoulder, and passed by the skin, leaving only a small scratch.
"Just scratched the skin." You Ge glanced at it.
"Baby~" Lina called out distressedly.She walked on catwalks to get the medicine box, and began to bandage Iron Slag to stop the bleeding, "You have suffered such a serious injury, and the little fairy said that you just scratched your skin, so you have no conscience."
"You...you are a big goblin!" You Ge countered.
The corners of Lina's mouth curled up a bit, she puffed her chest out towards Youge, looked at her underdeveloped breasts and said, "That's right, my sister is a big goblin, what's wrong? Little goblin!"
You Ge blushed, and stuttered a little anxiously, "You...you...you are really...shameless."
"Little... little... little fairy." Lina imitated Yu Ge's tone and said.
"It's so noisy!" Tie Slag roared impatiently.
"Yo~ baby is angry, it's all caused by the little goblin." "He's angry with you, not me." "Obviously my baby is angry with you." "Your words are illogical, he is He lost his temper after you finished talking." "He lost his temper just because you said he just scratched his skin." "I won't blame you, because all your nutrition is absorbed by the chest, not the head. Nutrients are why IQ is low." "Women's wisdom is to distribute most of the nutrients to their breasts. How stupid are you that you don't even understand common sense."
The two of you spoke tit for tat, with iron slag sandwiched between them, eyes closed and rested, maintaining a neutral attitude impartially.
"Auntie, your skin is so dark." You Ge avoided the topic of disadvantage, and instead attacked Lina's age and wheat-colored skin.As she spoke, she opened her neckline, revealing the white and tender skin below her neck, "Before I met my aunt, I didn't know I was so white."
"Little girl, this is the wheat color that represents health. You look as white as a sick cat." Lina fought back, while lifting the hem of her blouse, revealing her wheat-colored belly.Her vest line is clearly visible, and the lines of her abdominal muscles are very beautiful.The sexy navel is hidden in the linea alba, opening and closing slightly with her breathing. "My baby loves this skin tone the most."
"It's up to you whether you like it or not." "Yo~ Don't you have the final say?" "Even if it wasn't for me, it wouldn't be for you."
Soon, the flames of war continued to neutrals...
"Brother~ do you like black as charcoal or white as snow." "Baby~ do you like healthy wheat color or sickly pale? Do you like normal size or extra small." "Brother~ do you like normal size or Monster size."
"Wait for me here." Tie Slag said to You Ge, while pulling Lina to a corner, and whispered, "I'm going to take her to Sand City to sell, sister, don't be so fussy about her. If you keep arguing, you won't be able to leave after it gets dark."
"Then which one do you like?" Lena asked softly in his ear.
"You." After Tie Slag answered, Lina let him go with satisfaction.Then, Tie Slag dragged You Ge out of the office quickly, and You Ge stuck out his tongue before going out.When walking in the aisle, You Ge put his arm around him and asked, "Which one do you like?"
Tie Slag snorted coldly, "I don't even like it."
"Bad guy!" You Ge punched him hard.
The two walked into Dao Ya's office, and You Ge quickly covered his eyes.Daoya's body and the desk were split in two, the upper body was dragged downstairs by iron slag, and the lower body was still lying on the ground.Tie Slag rode on the motorcycle, and You Ge dexterously climbed onto his back, hugging him tightly.
"Hurry up!" As soon as Tie Slag finished speaking, the locomotive rushed out, rampaging in the aisles, stairs, and halls.The office hall that had just been tidied up turned into a mess in an instant.The staff dared not speak out. After all, the lingering prestige of the iron slag was still there, and no one wanted to be that half body that was trampled into pieces.
Lina stood by the wall, watched the iron slag disappear from sight through the window, and let out a deep breath.Dao Ya has been the vice chairman of Tieshan Town for too long, and he has forgotten his correct position because of his greed.Just a few days ago, he even asked Lena to be his girlfriend.He thought that Lina had always been single. Since she had no one to consider, why not consider marrying him, and they could work together to run the Iron Mountain Township Council.
Faced with such a rude, even shameless request, Lina wished she could kill him on the spot.However, as the chairman of the self-government association, she acted rashly and directly killed the vice chairman Dao Ya for no reason, which would definitely arouse the dissatisfaction of the people below.Therefore, she could only bear with it for the time being, looking for a suitable opportunity to make a move.Daoya took the initiative to cause trouble today, and stared at her chest unscrupulously in front of everyone.She can't bear it anymore, such a person must die!When she was still hesitating about how to kill Dao Ya reasonably, Tie Slag rushed back to solve the trouble for her.However, this is just a small episode, and there are bigger troubles waiting for her.She is 20 years old, and the Eucrese family will soon marry her to someone as a bond of cooperation between the families.
Thinking of this, the eldest sister who is in charge of Tieshan Town can't help but sighed, and murmured leisurely: "Dear little Tieza, grow up quickly and become a towering tree, Lina's time is running out... "
More than ten minutes later, a locomotive drove into the road leading to the endless sand sea, and galloped all the way north.The old road is deserted, and when you look up, it is vast.The scorching sun shone on the land that had begun to desertize, transparent heat was steaming at the junction of the sky and the earth, and the distant scenery was somewhat blurred and distorted.Withered yellow weeds grow scattered on both sides of the road. When the locomotive roars past, they roll up their withered grass leaves and go with the wind...
Iron Slag drove the locomotive on the road at a high speed, and the strong wind brought a little coolness to the hot noon.You Ge stood up straight with his hands on the back seat, and saw her silver curly hair fluttering in the wind.
"Yo~"
She shouted cheerfully, intoxicated by the refreshing wind.Looking at the endless field, she swept away the haze of leaving home, and her mood became more comfortable.Tie Slag was half lying on the locomotive wearing the wind sand mirror, staring at the front with all his attention.You Ge hugged him hard, and shouted excitedly: "Hurry up~ Hurry up, I want to fly."
"Hurry up!" As soon as the words fell, Iron Slag pressed the red button on the handle.
[Red comet, the jet mode has been activated, and the current charge is 76%]
The six air jet bags were activated at the same time, and high-pressure air sprayed out!
"Buzz buzz! Buzz buzz!" Under the power boost, the speed of the locomotive was increased to the extreme, and it turned into a meteor and rushed forward...
[充能消耗,75%…滴…70%…滴…65%…滴…60%…滴…55%…滴…]
[WARNING, RECHARGE LOW TO 50%]
After hearing the warning sound, Iron Slag turned off the jet bag, and the speed of the vehicle slowly decreased.
"Ah~ what's the matter? I want more." You Ge grabbed Tie Slag's shoulder and called.
"The charge is too low, save some energy for emergency."
"Your car is delicious." You Ge said disappointedly.
"The parts are all old, and it's good to have such performance."
"I have a Harley-Five at home..."
"Full air cushion type, twenty air jet bags, rear rocket fuel propulsion, two thousand horsepower vector engine, is that it?" Iron Slag exclaimed.
"It seems to be, I don't know much, I just drove it a few times."
"Have you ever heard of a small nuclear furnace?" Iron Slag asked casually.
"Hmm... I've heard a little bit about it. It seems to be used to transform people. It is said that one filling of uranium can work for ten years."
"Is it expensive? Is it hard to get?" Tie Slag asked.
"I don't know. This should be cutting-edge technology. I'll ask you when I can return to NO.17 Silver City."
"Forget it..." Tie Slag said in a deep voice, "We won't meet again when we get to Sand City."
"Why, aren't we friends?" You Ge leaned into his ear and asked softly.
"We are not people from the same world, so we can't be friends." Tie Slag said lightly, "When we arrive in Shacheng, I will find you a kind and rich man, ask him to pay your ransom, and he will take you back NO. 17 Silver City in exchange for Lombard's friendship and goodwill."
"What if he sells me to another trafficker? Then what should I do?" You Ge said worriedly.
"No, the rich people in Sand City are inextricably linked to the people above. If you are not lying, they will definitely send you back."
"Will you take me back?" You Ge lay on the back of Tie Slag, whispering, "I only believe in you..."
Tie Slag remained silent, driving with his head down, as if he hadn't heard her.
(End of this chapter)
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