Pirates: Hungry Ghost

Chapter 316

"Sister Litasha, can the lipstick marks on Abu's face be removed?"

"Abu can't wash it off with water."

In the ship's doctor's room, Abu sat on a chair and touched his dog's head. He was very sad. His fluffy face was covered with lipstick marks from mermaids. How could he go out to meet people? He is the instructor of the Niutoushan Pirates. .

Printing out with a full face of lipstick will definitely be laughed at by his subordinates.

"It will take a while, Abu, when you go back, remember to wash it with this potion every day. Those mermaids use lipstick that doesn't fade easily."

"It's not so easy to wash off, have you forgotten where they usually move around?"

The poisonous spider handed the potion to Abu and explained.

"Thank you sister Ritasha."

A Bu took the potion and was very happy.With this potion, he can finally go out.

"Yes, Abu."

"How many mermaids have you kissed? Why are you covered with lipstick marks?"

The poisonous spider looked at the happy Abu and asked curiously.

"I can't remember clearly, Abu ran to the cafe to drink coffee, and was surrounded by mermaids."

"They entangled Abu and kissed them vigorously. If the king hadn't told them not to hurt the mermaids, Abu would have broken free."

Abu thought for a while and said, he just went to see the mermaid for coffee today, who knew that such a thing would happen.

"Could this be what the mermaid said about stroking dogs and sucking dogs?"

The poisonous spider smiled and touched Abu's head while pinching Abu's cheeks.

"It's so comfortable, sister Ritasha."

Under the hands of the poisonous spider, Abu's face was constantly deformed, from a square triangle to a circle, but Abu was not angry, instead, he enjoyed it so much that his eyes began to narrow in confusion.

"The group of mermaids didn't massage you like this, Abu."

The poisonous spider pinched Abu's cheek and said with a smile.I am very curious how the mermaid masturbates Abu.

"No...yes, they have been moving Abu's ears."

Abu was addicted to being masturbated, and when he heard the words of the poisonous spider, he shook his head quickly.

"Really? Is it moving like this?"

The poisonous spider laughed when he heard this, and then began to swing Abu's ears, up and down, left and right, and began to pull them up.

"Yes, sister Ritasha."

"Abu's ears are so itchy."

After Abu's ears were rubbed by the poisonous spider, his ears began to tremble in a controlled manner.

"Don't worry, my brother."

"My sister has medicine here, so I'll get it for you."

The poisonous spider flicked Abu's trembling ears and said with a smile.

Then began to apply medicine to Abu.

"Hahaha, hahaha."

"Haha, it's itchy, it's itchy, sister Ritasha. Abu is itchy, is it all right?"

Abu sat on the chair, felt the feeling coming from his ears, and couldn't help laughing.

"Soon, stop laughing, Abu."

Hearing this, the poisonous spider replied, holding Abu's shaking head with one hand, while continuing to apply medicine to Abu.

"Haha, woof woof."

"Ouch..."

"Ow..."

"Ahh~~~"

Feeling comfortable and itchy, Abu couldn't help roaring out the sound of a wolf.

"Abu, you are a kobold, not a wolf. Come back to my sister."

Hearing the voice from Abu's mouth, the poisonous spider couldn't help emitting black smoke, and slapped Abu on the head with his backhand.

"Ah... woof woof."

Abu finally recovered from being slapped by the poisonous spider, and continued to bark.

"My lord, are there any wolves on our boat?"

In the captain's room, Big Yellow Fang, who heard the roar of the wolf, looked at Rotes beside him and asked curiously, are there any wolves on board?How could there be a wolf howling?
"The ancestor of the dog is the wolf, so this bark belongs to Abu, big yellow teeth."

Rotes laughed and said, he just heard a dog bark before a wolf barked, and it was definitely Abu who barked. The only dog ​​on their boat barked like that.

The other pirates must not be so bored, they are busy now, and they are all crying.

"Oh, is that so?"

"Why is Abu called? Your Majesty."

Da Huangya nodded when he heard the words, and then asked in doubt.

"What can he do? Of course he was washing his ears at the poisonous spider. That's what I called it last time at the poisonous spider's place."

"Of course, he may also be shaving. After all, mermaids don't wash off their lipstick so easily."

Rotes said with a smile.

"Why is Abu washing the lipstick marks? That belongs to Miss Mermaid."

When Da Huangya heard the words, his jealousy immediately exploded. This guy Abu actually went to wash the lipstick marks of Miss Mermaid. Does he know how expensive Miss Mermaid's lipsticks are?

"Don't say it's Miss Mermaid's, it's Big Sister Mermaid's. He also has to wash it off. Abu said that his khaki hair is the prettiest. Miss Mermaid's lipstick marks affect his image too much. "

Rotes glanced at Big Yellow Fang, who was burning with jealousy, and continued to pour a bucket of oil.

"What? The bastard."

"No, you can give it to me. There are many places on my face."

Da Huangya pointed to his face, feeling that God was really unfair.

"Big yellow teeth, you'd better be careful. In this world, people are really inferior to dogs. You must know that if you ask my young lady about a boyfriend who has been dating for ten years and a dog who has been raising a year, she must only choose one." , which one will they choose?"

"This king can tell you with certainty and affirmation that they will choose dogs. Therefore, if you want to blame, you can only blame you for being born with the wrong race."

Rotes stretched out a finger and patted the big yellow tooth to comfort him, and asked him why he didn't pat the big yellow tooth with his palm, it was because he was afraid that he would slap the big yellow tooth into the wood with a slap.

"Woooo..."

"555~"

Although Luo Tesi's words were comforting Da Huangya, after hearing this, Da Huangya wanted to cry even more.

"555~5555~555"

On the boat of the squint-eyed wolf, the squint-eyed wolf looked at Lei Gun whose eyes were almost swollen from crying and said helplessly:
"It's just a group of mermaids. Do you need to cry like this? You didn't lose your hand."

The squint-eyed wolf really had a headache. Lei Qiang had been crying and crying since he came back from Murloc Island, and his skull was about to crack.

If he had known earlier, he would have gone to another ship, not with Lei Gun.

"That's my dream, 555~."

Lei Qiang couldn't help crying even more when he heard the words. He spent a good night with Miss Mermaid, but his lifelong dream was shattered just like that. Could he not be sad?
Do you think everyone is the same as the squint-eyed wolf?They are normal men, beautiful mermaid ladies, who doesn't like them.

"Okay, okay, cry slowly."

"I'm going out first."

The squinting wolf got up helplessly and left the room and walked out, but as soon as he came out, his face changed. The deck was full of men who were drinking and crying bitterly. Looking at them, they looked as sad as a broken love.

Hearing the cries and howls of his subordinates, the squinting wolf wisely chose to go back, at least the room was quieter than outside.

"555~, why are you back again?"

Lei Qiang, who was crying, saw the squint-eyed wolf coming back, stopped crying for a while, and asked.

"Here's the wine for you, drink it slowly, don't cry."

The squint-eyed wolf threw Lei Gun down the drinking channel. He only hoped that Lei Gun could calm down when he was drunk.

Why did he come back? Wasn't it because a group of subordinates who were the same as the failure of breeding forced him back? They are really a group of weak guys, aren't they just a group of women with fish tails? Look at their worthless appearance.

(End of this chapter)