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Chapter 25 Pass this skill to you
"No……"

I shook my head, "It's just that I almost plucked all my hair... After a while, her parents may have to find her..."

"That's nothing!"

The third uncle picked up a happy one, and smiled very proudly, "I said our girl can't suffer! Tell you, Jingwei, the most taboo of being a husband is uselessness! It's okay, her parents will come and I will deal with it later... ...Hey, then why did you hit her, she looks ugly? It made you sick?"

"no……"

I almost laughed, then pursed my lips and shook my head, still upset, "She said that I belong to the sheep, and she also said that nine out of ten sheep are not..."

"have to!"

The third uncle raised his hand, as if unwilling to listen, "It's time to fight! Well done, well done, it's croaking! The so-called coming and going is not indecent, if she dares to speak wildly, we should let her blood splatter On the spot, I'm used to her illness! Don't worry, when her parents come later, if you dare to speak badly, the third uncle will beat them up again, your hair is already lightened!"

I twitched the corners of my mouth and picked at my fingers. Luckily, luckily, the third uncle was at home. If it was the eldest grandma, she would have to give me a sudden, "Third uncle, then tell me, why are all ten sheep and nine nines incomplete?" , what happened to the sheep?"

"It's not that Lafayette made trouble!"

The third uncle pulled the chair and sat next to me, "It is said among the people that out of ten sheep and nine are not perfect, only Cixi sits in front of the hall. No luck, in fact, this is the sheep, which is the best sign of the zodiac. Didn’t the advertisements say that it is a sheep, which is auspicious and auspicious!”

"?"

I'm a little confused, which ad?Uncle San must have read the strings.

"Jingwei, you have to know that our country is the most particular about winning prizes. If the sheep is not good, why do we have to occupy the twelve zodiac signs... Hey, there are only twelve places in total. How about giving them to donkeys? Can you give it to the goose! The cat is still wronged, why give it to the sheep!"

"Pfft~"

I couldn't hold it anymore, I sprayed it!

With the third uncle, the bad things are nothing to worry about.

"Laugh!"

The third uncle saw me so sip and became emotional, "Jingwei, uncle told you, the founding emperor Liu Bang, you know, when he was a small official, he had a dream, in the dream he chased a The sheep, after a lot of effort, caught up. In the dream, he pulled the horns and the tail of the sheep. When he woke up, he didn't understand why he had such a dream. Let the older ones analyze it for him, and say, this is an auspicious dream, implying that he will become king!"

"What?"

I don't understand.

"Break the words!"

The third uncle raised his eyebrows at me, "Think about it, the corners and tails of the character for sheep are removed, and the character for king is in the middle!"

"..."

I was stunned and listened carefully to the third uncle's "Baihuo", what else did he say?
Niu Thio~
"Also, the auspicious characters are made by sheep. If there is no sheep, there will be no auspiciousness. You can write the characters for soup. There is a lamb on the top of the character, and a beauty on the bottom. What does it mean? Delicious food!"

The third uncle spoke up, and gestured with his hands, "...there is also the word "kindness", which is composed of sheep and words. The lamb said kindness...Jingwei, tell me, is the sheep a symbol of auspiciousness! "

The wound on my wrist was a little itchy, I scratched my eyes and still looked at Third Uncle, I didn't care if it was bleeding, "Third Uncle, I think the coolest thing is the word Wang!"

The third uncle glanced at my wound, probably thinking that the blood was nothing serious and there was no need to bandage it, so he changed the subject and looked at me with a smile, "So?"

"Who said ten sheep and nine are not perfect..."

I widened my eyes, raised my blood-stained wrist vigorously, and said, "Sister wants to sit in front of the hall!!"

"it is good!!"

The third uncle clapped cooperatively, frowned exaggeratedly, and said, "The sparrow knows great ambitions! Don't be as knowledgeable as those little ones in your class, with shallow eyelids, who would dare to talk about your zodiac sign?你就揍她！揍出毛病让他家长来找我……反正你三叔我跑的快！爱谁谁！咱不吝他！”

I pursed my lips and smiled, nodded, "Yes, I love so and so! Third Uncle, I'll get you peanuts, don't drink too much...how about I drink with you?"

Uncle San waved his hand, "Not now, you have to take an exam, how do you memorize the questions if you drink too much, after you finish the exam, Uncle San will let you down!"

I smiled and didn't say much. I remember that he secretly taught me how to drink right after graduating from elementary school, insisting that he would train me to become a wine master. That time I really slept on the kang for three days. Uncle San has a good face.

However, I really like being with the third uncle. He will not instill some principles in me like a big tit, stipulating what I must do. Sometimes he is like an elder, and sometimes he is very out of shape, especially for me. Temperament, like moistening things silently, broadens my mind.

What's wrong with being a sheep?

Why should I be depressed and angry, why should I punish myself with other people's mistakes?
Can't do it!
It was still early, and the store was still open. I was drinking at the counter with my third uncle, and I was still nervous.

I'm not afraid of anything else, once Xiang Liyuan's parents come to make trouble, I'm also afraid of causing trouble according to the situation of third uncle's bewilderment.

"Why girl, isn't it all finished? You still have something on your mind."

Third Uncle looked at me as he threw peanuts into his mouth. Don't look at him shaking his head while drinking, and talking normally, "Uncle tells you, life is alive, and death is a big deal. There is nothing difficult to overcome!"

I pulled my lips and smiled, flustered with idle hands, and kept picking at the wound on my wrist, as if obsessive-compulsive, as if it hurt some places, but other places wouldn't hurt.

"Third Uncle, tell me, why did Grandma name me Jingwei? Even if I have something to do with Suzaku Xingxiu, I can't deserve this name. It would be better to just call Zhuque, Zhu Fenghuang?"

"Vulgar, so vulgar!"

The third uncle breathed out the smell of alcohol, "Zhuquejingsu, the south gate of the sky, the word for well is a net shape, like a net facing the head, and like a bottomless ocean, Jingwei fills the sea, filling the ocean with sea water, which means eternity Determined, tenacious and fearless, you are Aunt Hei's lifeblood, how could she just give you a name?"

I opened my mouth, but I didn’t make a sound. I remember that Big Tits said last year before I was whipped that Jingwei is a divine bird that reclaims the sea. It turns out that the roots are here for me to have the indomitable willpower.

"I also wish the sparrow? The house sparrow..."

The third uncle shook his head and looked at me, narrowing his eyes slightly, "Jingwei, I heard from Aunt Hei that you were whipped last year? Are you still scarred?"

"Ah."

I nodded, the injury was inconvenient on the back shoulder, so I couldn't show it to my third uncle, but the scar was indeed severe, the whip had penetrated into the bone at the time, and after the wound healed, a raised red phosphorus pattern was left on the flesh.

On cloudy and rainy days, there will always be an itch from time to time. This is also the reason why I am afraid of the remaining seven whips.

One whip left such a heavy scar, eight whips came down, not to mention my back shoulder, I couldn't see anyone after my back.

"Okay~"

The third uncle didn't focus on the scar, so he took a sip of his wine and nodded his head, "When you hit the eight whips, you'll burst out, and third uncle can pass on this ability to you... ..."

(End of this chapter)