The most powerful local tyrant system
Chapter 2 Being laughed at
Chapter 2 Being laughed at
Hit the plane, hit your sister's plane, how about I return the cannon?
Hearing the sound of kicking the door outside, Ye Xiao walked out of the room to open the door, talking to himself. The dormitory is a three-person dormitory, which belongs to a dormitory with three bedrooms and one living room.
How good a dormitory Ye Xiao can live in, and he can live in a house by himself, in fact, thanks to good luck, the company happened to have an extra room that no one lived in at that time.
Otherwise, Ye Xiao would have to pay for the rent for the internship period himself.
"If you want to masturbate, can you do it in your room with the door closed?"
"Do you still have to close the door, as if doing something shameful?"
"The dead poor ghosts from the countryside can't find a girlfriend, so why don't you do such disgusting things privately?"
As soon as Ye Xiao opened the door, he didn't have time to say anything, and was immediately scolded by this roommate who came in through connections and shared the same dormitory with him.
Originally, Ye Xiao wanted to scold him back, but when he thought that he was lucky today, he didn't bother to continue talking nonsense, so he walked back to his room and continued to pack his things.
"What the hell, you deserve to be dumped by your girlfriend!"
Seeing Ye Xiao ignore him, Li Ruijin continued to mock Ye Xiao.
Everyone is angry, let alone a guy like Ye Xiao who came from the countryside?
Without waiting for Li Ruijin to continue talking nonsense, Ye Xiao took his luggage, opened the door and walked out of the dormitory, continuing to listen to Li Ruijin's words here, Ye Xiao was afraid that he would not be able to bear it later.
If you beat people with your hands and get caught by the police, that would be bad!
There was a bang, and the door was closed. Li Ruijin looked very relieved. Ye Xiao was gone, and he continued to sarcastically say: "Fucking poor, who came from the countryside, and like others to chase after girls, this time Finally got dumped?"
"Oops, I lost my key. When I went back to the dormitory this time, I heard that Ye Xiao was fired. The person who came back to ask for the key didn't want to quarrel with Ye Xiao?"
Thinking of this, Li Ruijin immediately turned around and went back. When he saw that the door of the dormitory was closed, his whole body gave a f*cking expression.
Immediately shouted: "Ye Xiao, you go back to me, Ye Xiao!"
As soon as he walked out of the gate, Ye Xiao tied up his shoelaces because they were loose. At this moment, he suddenly heard Li Ruijin in the dormitory calling him again. Ye Xiao thought he had forgotten something in the dormitory.
Walking back to the gate, he asked, "What's wrong?"
"Ye Xiao, open the door quickly!"
"Open the door, don't you have the key?" Ye Xiao asked suspiciously?
"My key came back yesterday and I lost it." Li Ruijin slipped his tongue and told the truth.
Standing at the door, Ye Xiao, who was just about to speak, heard Li Ruijin's words, and then thought of Li Ruijin's scolding just now, how good he was for scolding.
Showing a smile, he said, "Are you talking about the key to this gate?"
Ye Xiao took out the key to open the door from his pocket. The lock of the door is very old, not the kind of lock that can be opened by an electronic lock punch.
Once the lock is locked, no matter inside or outside, you must use a key to open the lock.
Li Ruijin, who heard Ye Xiao's words outside, looked like a grandson, nodded vigorously inside and said: "Yes, yes, it is the key to this gate!"
"Quickly open the door, boy Mouse, I'm going home to visit relatives, and I won't be back until the day after tomorrow. If I don't have the key, I will be suffocated here!"
Mouse, is a nickname, it is another colleague in the three bedrooms and one living room who also lives here, Ye Xiao originally planned to open the door.
But when he thought of being scolded in there just now, especially you, a poor rural person, deserved to be dumped by his girlfriend, and thinking of the word rural person, Ye Xiao was upset.
Rural people, aren't rural people human beings?
There are no rural people, you eat wool, you don't even have your share of wool, it's okay if you don't want to, but when you think about Ye Xiao, you get even more angry.
"Really, then you just wait to suffocate inside?"
"By the way, today is Saturday, and the landlord has gone home to see his grandson, but if you're not here, why don't you suffocate slowly?"
"There are instant noodles in it. If you think the instant noodles have no taste, I think you can add some ingredients and use your urine to make them saltier."
"That, that, buddy, don't, don't, it will really suffocate me to death!"
Li Ruijin is in a hurry. If he really lets himself stay here for two days, he will really suffocate himself to death. If there is no Internet and no mobile phone signal, the only thing he has is that there is electricity here, and he can watch Count the stars to the ceiling.
"Who is your buddy? I'm a rural person, but I can't afford you, a white-collar worker!"
"No, no, rural people are human beings, everyone is equal, are we buddies?"
"Hey, when there is a need, everyone is equal. When I came in just now, I was a poor ghost from a dead country. Fuck your sister!"
Ye Xiao didn't even look back, he just threw the key into the trash can, no matter how much he had, holding him back for a day or two, nothing would happen.
The company is not far from the dormitory. Ye Xiao didn't know where to go after packing his luggage. After thinking about it, he went to the school when he was in school. Because of the discount, he rented it for several years at a time. Now Haven't expired rentals over there.
At this time, it happened that Ye Xiao, who came out of the company's dormitory after get off work, said that the enemy's road was narrow.
Talked about breaking up in the morning, and ran into my ex-girlfriend in the afternoon, and it didn't count if I met, and I even held a boy's hand.
Seeing that man, Ye Xiao couldn't help feeling sick. From a distance, his hair had fallen out a lot. Anyone could tell that an old cow eats tender grass.
But helpless, in this day and age, if you have money, you are a big brother, and if you don't have money, you are nothing.
"Oh, isn't this Ye Xiao?"
"Why, pack up and leave, are you in the rhythm of being fired from the company?"
A colleague in the company who used to be summoned all day long couldn't help laughing when he saw Ye Xiaola leave with his luggage.
"Hmph, I was fired and still pretended to be HD!"
At this time, Ye Xiao's ex-girlfriend Li Xiaoyue couldn't help laughing at Ye Xiao.
The people around, everyone used to be Ye Xiao's colleagues, and now that Ye Xiao is in trouble, everyone showed a mocking expression and looked at Ye Xiao who was pulling the suitcase and leaving. Same, walked towards the side of the bus.
In the afternoon, after three o'clock, Ye Xiao returned to the rented house he lived in. When he returned to the rented house, Ye Xiao first packed up his things, and then went out to buy some daily necessities. This turn, the afternoon passed.
When he returned to the rental house at night and was about to go to bed, Ye Xiao remembered the Christmas system during the day.
"Christmas system, is it there?"
[Host, I am here day and night, the host does not need to call me, the host only needs to silently enter the Christmas space to complete the task. 】
"How can I meditate silently?"
【You meditate on the Christmas box and come out?It just came out by itself. 】
Ye Xiao heard it, and when he read it silently, a box appeared in his left hand, which was exactly the same as the Christmas box that appeared in his hand in the company dormitory.
(End of this chapter)
Hit the plane, hit your sister's plane, how about I return the cannon?
Hearing the sound of kicking the door outside, Ye Xiao walked out of the room to open the door, talking to himself. The dormitory is a three-person dormitory, which belongs to a dormitory with three bedrooms and one living room.
How good a dormitory Ye Xiao can live in, and he can live in a house by himself, in fact, thanks to good luck, the company happened to have an extra room that no one lived in at that time.
Otherwise, Ye Xiao would have to pay for the rent for the internship period himself.
"If you want to masturbate, can you do it in your room with the door closed?"
"Do you still have to close the door, as if doing something shameful?"
"The dead poor ghosts from the countryside can't find a girlfriend, so why don't you do such disgusting things privately?"
As soon as Ye Xiao opened the door, he didn't have time to say anything, and was immediately scolded by this roommate who came in through connections and shared the same dormitory with him.
Originally, Ye Xiao wanted to scold him back, but when he thought that he was lucky today, he didn't bother to continue talking nonsense, so he walked back to his room and continued to pack his things.
"What the hell, you deserve to be dumped by your girlfriend!"
Seeing Ye Xiao ignore him, Li Ruijin continued to mock Ye Xiao.
Everyone is angry, let alone a guy like Ye Xiao who came from the countryside?
Without waiting for Li Ruijin to continue talking nonsense, Ye Xiao took his luggage, opened the door and walked out of the dormitory, continuing to listen to Li Ruijin's words here, Ye Xiao was afraid that he would not be able to bear it later.
If you beat people with your hands and get caught by the police, that would be bad!
There was a bang, and the door was closed. Li Ruijin looked very relieved. Ye Xiao was gone, and he continued to sarcastically say: "Fucking poor, who came from the countryside, and like others to chase after girls, this time Finally got dumped?"
"Oops, I lost my key. When I went back to the dormitory this time, I heard that Ye Xiao was fired. The person who came back to ask for the key didn't want to quarrel with Ye Xiao?"
Thinking of this, Li Ruijin immediately turned around and went back. When he saw that the door of the dormitory was closed, his whole body gave a f*cking expression.
Immediately shouted: "Ye Xiao, you go back to me, Ye Xiao!"
As soon as he walked out of the gate, Ye Xiao tied up his shoelaces because they were loose. At this moment, he suddenly heard Li Ruijin in the dormitory calling him again. Ye Xiao thought he had forgotten something in the dormitory.
Walking back to the gate, he asked, "What's wrong?"
"Ye Xiao, open the door quickly!"
"Open the door, don't you have the key?" Ye Xiao asked suspiciously?
"My key came back yesterday and I lost it." Li Ruijin slipped his tongue and told the truth.
Standing at the door, Ye Xiao, who was just about to speak, heard Li Ruijin's words, and then thought of Li Ruijin's scolding just now, how good he was for scolding.
Showing a smile, he said, "Are you talking about the key to this gate?"
Ye Xiao took out the key to open the door from his pocket. The lock of the door is very old, not the kind of lock that can be opened by an electronic lock punch.
Once the lock is locked, no matter inside or outside, you must use a key to open the lock.
Li Ruijin, who heard Ye Xiao's words outside, looked like a grandson, nodded vigorously inside and said: "Yes, yes, it is the key to this gate!"
"Quickly open the door, boy Mouse, I'm going home to visit relatives, and I won't be back until the day after tomorrow. If I don't have the key, I will be suffocated here!"
Mouse, is a nickname, it is another colleague in the three bedrooms and one living room who also lives here, Ye Xiao originally planned to open the door.
But when he thought of being scolded in there just now, especially you, a poor rural person, deserved to be dumped by his girlfriend, and thinking of the word rural person, Ye Xiao was upset.
Rural people, aren't rural people human beings?
There are no rural people, you eat wool, you don't even have your share of wool, it's okay if you don't want to, but when you think about Ye Xiao, you get even more angry.
"Really, then you just wait to suffocate inside?"
"By the way, today is Saturday, and the landlord has gone home to see his grandson, but if you're not here, why don't you suffocate slowly?"
"There are instant noodles in it. If you think the instant noodles have no taste, I think you can add some ingredients and use your urine to make them saltier."
"That, that, buddy, don't, don't, it will really suffocate me to death!"
Li Ruijin is in a hurry. If he really lets himself stay here for two days, he will really suffocate himself to death. If there is no Internet and no mobile phone signal, the only thing he has is that there is electricity here, and he can watch Count the stars to the ceiling.
"Who is your buddy? I'm a rural person, but I can't afford you, a white-collar worker!"
"No, no, rural people are human beings, everyone is equal, are we buddies?"
"Hey, when there is a need, everyone is equal. When I came in just now, I was a poor ghost from a dead country. Fuck your sister!"
Ye Xiao didn't even look back, he just threw the key into the trash can, no matter how much he had, holding him back for a day or two, nothing would happen.
The company is not far from the dormitory. Ye Xiao didn't know where to go after packing his luggage. After thinking about it, he went to the school when he was in school. Because of the discount, he rented it for several years at a time. Now Haven't expired rentals over there.
At this time, it happened that Ye Xiao, who came out of the company's dormitory after get off work, said that the enemy's road was narrow.
Talked about breaking up in the morning, and ran into my ex-girlfriend in the afternoon, and it didn't count if I met, and I even held a boy's hand.
Seeing that man, Ye Xiao couldn't help feeling sick. From a distance, his hair had fallen out a lot. Anyone could tell that an old cow eats tender grass.
But helpless, in this day and age, if you have money, you are a big brother, and if you don't have money, you are nothing.
"Oh, isn't this Ye Xiao?"
"Why, pack up and leave, are you in the rhythm of being fired from the company?"
A colleague in the company who used to be summoned all day long couldn't help laughing when he saw Ye Xiaola leave with his luggage.
"Hmph, I was fired and still pretended to be HD!"
At this time, Ye Xiao's ex-girlfriend Li Xiaoyue couldn't help laughing at Ye Xiao.
The people around, everyone used to be Ye Xiao's colleagues, and now that Ye Xiao is in trouble, everyone showed a mocking expression and looked at Ye Xiao who was pulling the suitcase and leaving. Same, walked towards the side of the bus.
In the afternoon, after three o'clock, Ye Xiao returned to the rented house he lived in. When he returned to the rented house, Ye Xiao first packed up his things, and then went out to buy some daily necessities. This turn, the afternoon passed.
When he returned to the rental house at night and was about to go to bed, Ye Xiao remembered the Christmas system during the day.
"Christmas system, is it there?"
[Host, I am here day and night, the host does not need to call me, the host only needs to silently enter the Christmas space to complete the task. 】
"How can I meditate silently?"
【You meditate on the Christmas box and come out?It just came out by itself. 】
Ye Xiao heard it, and when he read it silently, a box appeared in his left hand, which was exactly the same as the Christmas box that appeared in his hand in the company dormitory.
(End of this chapter)
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