The emperor's favorite gentleman is enchanting

Chapter 80
first day.

Thirteen asked: "Can you cook?"

The man replied, "No."

"Do you know how to do laundry?"

"No!"

"Can you make the bed?"

"Do not."

Thirteen became fierce: "Then what will you do?"

The man seemed to be thinking for a long time, and replied: "Kill."

Thirteen confused.

After nearly ten seconds, he added another word: "Man."

Thirteen is stupid.

the next day.

Shisan saw that the man was still wearing the same ragged clothes and carrying the ragged bundle.

"Put this on."

Thirteen had just taken a step when the man took a step back.

Thirteen took another step, and he took another step back.

After half a cup of tea, the two were still five steps apart.

Thirteen wiped the sweat off his forehead and had an idea: "Miss!"

The man turned his head, and Thirteen immediately rushed over.

Just the next second, there was a scream, and Shisan lay on the ground. Someone flicked his sleeves and continued to stand five steps away.

Day three.

Thirteen couldn't get out of bed, so Twelve killed her a chicken to make up for her body, and she secretly poured the leftover chicken soup into a certain man's bowl.

After that, she saw the man vomited upside down, Shisan hid in the room and snickered, remembering what the lady said: He doesn't eat meat, he vomits as soon as he eats it.

The fourth day, the fifth day, the sixth day... He always spoke only one word, kept five steps away from people, did not eat meat, and never let go of his burden.

Later, Rong Yaoxie gave him a name called: Wubu.

Today, Beauty Court, Guzheng visits.

"he is?"

"My new recruit."

Under the pear tree, there was a desk and a jug of wine, Rong Jiu drank with the zither, five steps away, the man looked down at the ground.

Half a cup short of effort, this man didn't move at all, with such concentration...

"You are not an ordinary person." Gu Zheng teased a little bit, and a little bit meaningfully, "You are very beautiful and blessed."

Rong Qiannian leaned over with a smile: "I'll take it to your house tomorrow, so you can enjoy it."

Guzheng's face froze, and he waved his hands again and again: "Let's let it go, let it go." Putting down the wine glass, "Last night, Emperor Hui summoned me to enter the palace. Guess what happened?"

Rong Qiannian raised her eyebrows: "That old fox moves so fast." She salivated with a smile, "Zheng, you've been spotted."

This guy has a really good nose, so he can smell it?This is a fox, full of cunning.

"Tell me." Guzheng poured wine and drank slowly, listening attentively.

The fox-like eyes were slightly condensed, shining like stars: "Fengqing's army has four points in the world, three points in the uncle's house, three points in Jin Wengong's house, two points in Xia Wang's house, and two points in your general's house. However, the relatives of the Wen family are too prosperous. The emperor had to guard against it. Jin Wengong was loyal to the prince for generations, and Emperor Hui had to stay. Even though King Xia could be a reserve army, it was used by the Empress Dowager Nian. Emperor Hui only dared to use it to check and balance the writers. Will the Nian family become the second family of writers, and your general's mansion." With a shallow smile, he looked at Guzheng, "I am alone, I have no huge relatives, and I don't form cliques for personal gain. I can use it for myself, but I want to collect it For your own use, there are undoubtedly two ways, one is to become a noble, and the other is to marry, you Guzheng General, twenty years old, first-class general, marriage is the best policy."

In a few words, it revealed Fengqing's national situation and revealed the emperor's confidantes.

"One point is not bad, all hits!"

How can people not be startled, this woman is smarter than a fox and quicker than a cat.

It is said that a woman of Fengqing should be prosperous and exquisite, but he only said, who can surpass Rong Jiuban?
"Xiao Jiu, Xiao Jiu, with your thoughts, it's no wonder why Emperor Hui can't sleep at night."

If this kind of thinking harms the country, it will surely harm the people, and the wind is clear and dangerous.

But she just smiled casually, with a completely playful attitude, playing with the wine glass in her hand: "Let me guess, which beautiful lady Huidi picked for you." She knocked on the desk for a while, and she continued lazily, "The royal family There are quite a few princesses waiting to be married, the eldest princess Jianning is not advisable because of her stubborn temper; Princess Mingzhu is born of the empress, she is considered a half-literary family, so it is not advisable; the two princesses, Ming Yu and Mingjing, are too low in status, so they are also not advisable. Take it, and the rest is Princess Minghua under the name of Concubine Ru." She dipped her fingertips in the wine and wrote down the word Xiao Han.

Who said that the holy will is unpredictable, when you meet such a thoughtful cat, can you still hide your tail?

The Rong family monster, what a goblin who can read minds and disembowel themselves.

Guzheng laughed in surprise: "I doubt it, is there anything in this world that you can't figure out?"

Guzheng thought, probably not.

Unexpectedly, she replied without hesitation: "Of course."

"Oh?" Guzheng was so surprised.

Rong Qiannian frowned, seeming to be troubled: "For example, why did my man hug me but act like Liu Xiahui? Am I not beautiful enough, or..." Looking down at her chest, Looking up and glancing at a certain part of someone, Rong Qiannian suddenly became sluggish, "Why do you have such big breasts when you're fine?"

"Cough, cough, cough." A sip of tea was stuck in his throat, unable to get up or down, General Gu's eyes were red.

Rong Qiannian's eyes turned redder.

Big boobs, she's jealous!
Seeing someone's hot gaze, Guzheng blushed, took a breath, and pretended to be calm: "Speak business, talk business."

Rong Qiannian rolled her eyes: "Why is what I'm talking about serious? Don't tell me you don't plan to be Liu Xiahui after marrying Minghua?" With a snort, she picked her eyes and continued to look at her chest, "I'm afraid our general has more energy than he wants. Not enough."

This tea guzheng couldn't drink it anymore, shook his head and sighed: "Your mouth is really unforgiving." The tone was very helpless, "Don't tease me anymore, I'm about to die from a headache."

"What's such a headache, the big deal is to marry and go home and let it dry." His eyes rolled, as bright as a crescent moon, but they were full of naughty, "Besides, Princess Minghua wants to have a figure, a face, and a face. No, try that..."

Guzheng surrendered immediately: "Weirdry Factory, [-]%."

Temptation...

But it seems that someone is greedy!
Rong Qiannian continued to drink tea, and said hooligan words: "Your face can be regarded as a first-class beauty, even if you are not good at that, Princess Minghua will definitely not despise you..."

Guzheng's face turned dark, and he stopped: "Forty percent."

Rong Qiannian smiled, smiled again, and took a sip of tea: "A few days ago, I heard from the girl in the building that there is a way to make women want to die even if they don't use the man's tricks. ,I……"

What a greedy fox!
Guzheng gritted his teeth: "Fifty percent."

The teacup was turned upside down, and she smiled until her eyes narrowed into a line: "Deal!"

"You greedy guy, even Emperor Hui holds [-]% of the weapons manufacturing plant, but you are lucky, you can eat [-]% in one bite." Guzheng scolded with a smile, "A profiteer."

(End of this chapter)