Super entertainment red envelope

Chapter 283 Beauty and Food!
as predicted.

Yang Kang then introduced the rules of the game: "Because of Zhifan's arrival, we specially prepared this show that men like, and it's called [Who's Joke Runs Together!]"

"Running knock?"

Li Zhifan looked confused.

Seeing him like this, Yang Kang explained: "Running knock means not funny in Hokkien. Today we have found many beauties to play this game with. Whoever loses will be punished. Zhifan, do you expect it?"

Li Zhifan glanced at him and smiled: "I don't know the situation yet, let's see first!"

Seeing that Li Zhifan did not enter the pit, Yang Kang also smiled and said: "Haha, okay! Then please take a seat first, and we will start the first unit right away—whose joke, ah, ah, ah, no! Good! Laugh!"

When Li Zhifan returned to his seat, Wang Rusheng immediately came up to him, winked and said with a smile, "There will be something interesting later, you have to be tight!"

"Oh!" Li Zhifan nodded, still confused.

on the stage.

Dajia stood in front of the automatic door, with a look of great interest: "Next, let's invite today's first beauty, come on stage!"

With a piece of music, the automatic door opened, and a woman in a men's shirt came out from inside.

Li Zhifan thought that the one who came out was a bikini beauty, but he didn't expect to be dressed so tightly that the hem of his shirt was longer than his knees.

Although the appearance is not bad, it is still a bit disappointing.

But after listening to the host's explanation, the heart beats faster and the blood spurts——

"Wow! The first one to appear is Jia Jia, who is known as the number one beauty in the Department of Mechanical and Electrical Engineering of National Taiwan University!" Yang Kang introduced, "Although the clothes are very tight, you must have never thought that she is actually wearing nothing underneath!"

Jiajia couldn't help but said whiningly: "Brother Kang, you are talking nonsense, there are people wearing bikinis!"

"Oh?"

Tu Yi immediately stretched his neck to look inside Jiajia's clothes, "Really? How much have you worn?"

"Oh! Brother Tu is so annoying!"

Jia Jia immediately covered her chest with one hand, and beat Tu Yi with the other hand, her legs were hooked up all the way, showing a golden rooster independent look.

Tu Yi smiled and said: "It's useless for you to cover it now, if the joke is not funny later, you have to show it to others."

Jia Jia suddenly looked shy, and Dajia and Yang Kang on the side were already ready, and immediately came up: "Don't say anything, let's start quickly! Come here, tie up your clothes."

Li Zhifan squeezed out a smile and watched all this.

He doesn't have much resistance to beautiful women, but the content of such a program with such a girl sounds dirty, but it is also embarrassing.

Through the introduction of the hosts just now, Li Zhifan also probably understood the punishment of this show, which means that if the joke is not funny, he has to take off his clothes?
This reminded him of a Japanese program he had watched before, and it seemed like this.

But it was a late-night restricted program, and there was no bikini in it.

The two sleeves of the female guest Jiajia are covered with steel wires, and someone is holding the other end on the left and right sides.

Once the joke is not funny, both sides will use force at the same time, tearing off the clothes directly.

Li Zhifan also observed it, and found that the clothes had already been "prepared" long ago, and the material was not very good, so it was easy to tear apart.

Games start.

Jiajia stood on the round platform, facing the microphone erected in front of her, and said softly and pretentiously: "There is a couple, the husband wakes up first in the morning, and said to the wife: If I don't leave, it will be too late, by the way, this is your 800 The wife accepted it without hesitation. At this moment, they seemed to understand something..."

"..."

Silent.

The guests and hosts present all looked indifferent, as if no one told a joke just now.

"Finished?"

Li Zhifan asked subconsciously.

"Ok!"

Jiajia has been afraid to look at Li Zhifan ever since she came up.

Hearing Li Zhifan speak now, he nodded again and again, "Yes!"

However, she was not disappointed because everyone didn't laugh, but instead had a vague sense of expectation.

"Is that the end?"

Tu Yi continued, "This is a cold joke!"

"Yes!" Jiajia nodded, "I saw this joke for the first time, and I laughed for a long time!"

"Actually, this joke is pretty good!"

Li Zhifan said, "But the shortcomings are also obvious. One is that you can't speak, and the other is that the jokes are a bit old. I have heard several jokes with the same routine!"

"Oh!"

Jiajia actually looked relieved, and felt a sense of relief, not at all depressed because her clothes were torn off immediately.

Dajia ran out excitedly, and the whistle blew.

Immediately, Jia Jia's shirt was torn in two, and she was only wearing a yellow bikini inside, and it was like the Milan show, which only covered half of it, and the other half was white and white.

Jiajia was a little nervous when she first started tearing, because there are two tubes spraying dry ice underneath, which may be the reason.

When it was torn apart, it posed a few poses with its waist thrust forward generously, winking at the same time, showing off its own figure.

"Oh, you have a good figure!"

Tu Yi couldn't help but said, "You have the figure of a supermodel."

Jiajia said proudly: "I am a part-time model now. I not only accept print advertisements, but also take some photos after school!"

"Oh!"

Everyone already knew about it, but they still acted like they had suddenly realized it.

After Jiajia went down, Tu Yi asked Li Zhifan: "Zhifan, is this show good?"

"Cough cough!"

Li Zhifan said seriously, "I don't think there is any need to tell any jokes, just let them come out in bikinis."

"Oh?"

Not only Tu Yi, Yang Kang and Dajia were also very surprised.

Unexpectedly, Li Zhifan was more open than they thought.

However, it is impossible for the program group to directly let those girls come up to the catwalk, so the game has to continue.

All kinds of beauties came up one after another, wearing all kinds of bikinis, many of them were of mixed race, some were shy, some were open, some were contrived, and there were thousands of people with different attitudes.

Li Zhifan really played with them, and he didn't put on airs anymore, and there were a lot of nasty jokes in the middle.

At the beginning, it was only driving occasionally, but in the end it simply turned into racing, which made the beauties in bikinis sitting beside the stage who had stepped down to take a break laugh red in the face.

It's not because their ability to bear is low. Which of these beauties has no less than ten predecessors?
The reason why they were overjoyed was that Li Zhifan's jokes were fresh, they had never heard of them, and the cultural differences between the two sides of the strait also caused a lot of jokes.

Not to be outdone, Wang Rusheng and the others started racing with Li Zhifan.

It's a pity that among the three of them, only Da Zhong's joke was a little fresher, but it was also copied from Kuaibo, and his driving skills were still not as good as Li Zhifan's.

There were twenty people in total, but I didn't expect that the last one was not selected.

Tu Yi pointed at Li Zhifan and Wang Rusheng helplessly: "Look at you, we agreed to listen to the jokes of the beauties, and finally listened to your pornography, what should we do now? Zhifan, you have to choose one, right? "

"In fact, I have already been chosen!"

Li Zhifan said: "But I don't plan to say it now, wait until the show is over, and then announce it!"

"Oh?"

Yang Kang widened his eyes, restrained his excitement, and said to the camera: "I guarantee with my own personality that our program today is really just an entertainment program for making friends, and we will not be responsible for what happens after that!"

"Are you talking about going to motels and motels?"

Lagua smiled and said, "Don't worry, I'm definitely not that kind of person."

"I didn't mention you!" Yang Kang glared at him, turned to look at Li Zhifan, and said with a smile, "We only hope that Zhifan can have fun in Taipei! Thank you!"

Li Zhifan smiled wryly: "Thank you for your blessings! Thank you hosts for your hospitality, and I also hope that the pimp business of your show will do better and better!"

If Li Zhifan hadn't said so many dirty jokes before, he would definitely cause unnecessary controversy.

But it's different now, Li Zhifan is obviously joking, and the host and program crew are also happy to do such a variety show effect, although there is no lower limit, but... who made this a Taiwan variety show?
The first unit was originally recorded for more than half an hour, but it was seriously timed out because Li Zhifan took the lead in speaking, and the recording lasted for more than an hour.

During the intermission, the two parties agreed to record an additional hour and divide this program into two episodes. If the later part is exciting enough, it may even be recorded into three episodes.

The second unit is the gourmet program.

Yang Kang shouted the opening words: "In addition to beauties, there is another beauty that all tourists to Taiwan must not miss, and that is food!"

Tu Yi answered: "We just finished the game with the beauties, and now we will enter the second session, where the beauties and Li Zhifan will share Taiwanese food together!"

But Dajia only said: "Let us welcome all popular Taiwanese delicacies to the stage."

Taking advantage of those shop owners bringing delicacies to the stage, Li Zhifan said to Dajia: "You are making good money with this salary! Just say a few words."

Dajia smiled wryly and said, "Brother Tu and Brother Kang's hosting fee is ten times as much as mine, and no matter how much I say, I will be cut to only a few sentences in the end."

"Huh? So miserable?"

Li Zhifan looked at him in surprise, "Then you have to find a way to show your face?"

Dajia said: "I hope that after you participate in our program this time, the producer will pay more attention to me!"

Originally, Li Zhifan wanted to say a few more words to Dajia, but the preparations over there were over, and Tu Yi personally ran over to pull Li Zhifan, "Let's go, the recording will start soon, I will introduce you to these delicacies and their shops boss."

As for Dajia, Tu Yi and Yang Kang were neither hot nor cold, they didn't seem like partners in a show, Dajia was more like their assistant host.

There are thousands of traditional gourmet snacks in Taiwan.

Most of them come from the mainland, in addition to Hakka cuisine, aboriginal cuisine, and imported Southeast Asian cuisine, Japanese and Korean cuisine, and Western cuisine.

A variety of cuisines converge in Taiwan, and a new fusion cuisine is derived, just like a mixed race, with distinctive characteristics, which also creates the characteristics of Taiwanese food.

Today we are presenting the top ten traditional Taiwanese delicacies - large intestine wrapped with small intestine, tripod edge file, oyster omelet, seafood noodles, sweet and spicy, coffin plate, Changhua meat, ginger duck, yellow beef noodles, and fried squid.

As long as you have watched these delicacies on Taiwanese food shows, you can probably tell a few familiar ones.

The same goes for Li Zhifan, but what about eating?

This is an experience he has never had before.

The day before yesterday, I went to the Donghai Night Market in Ximending with Mai Zeshan and others, and I only ate a few specialties recommended by them, and did not have these ten traditional delicacies.

Because in the eyes of Mai Zeshan and the others, Taiwan’s top ten delicacies are like common meals, so they recommend to Li Zhifan those that they never tire of eating, or fresh and unique delicacies.

The content of the program was nothing more than the host introducing these delicacies to Li Zhifan one by one.

Nothing else, except for a delicacy called coffin board, which aroused Li Zhifan's curiosity.

I really don't know who would come up with such an unlucky name, but it's not unlucky, because this coffin board is actually one of the top ten delicacies in Taiwan.

This delicacy is actually to hollow out thick slices of fried toast, fill it with milk paste, chicken, potatoes, green beans, shrimps, squid, and then cover the dug out bread crust.

Because it looks like a coffin board, it got such a name.

Here is a Taiwanese delicacy modified from Western cuisine. It uses ingredients from Western cuisine and combines local people's own tastes and eating habits to make this delicious dish.

After tasting, Li Zhifan couldn't help admiring: "This dish should actually be called Treasure Box, or Pandora's Box!"

Tu Yi smiled and said: "Actually, many people want to change the name, but they haven't changed it. This name was given by the founder, and the common people are used to it."

After introducing the last dish, several hosts called everyone to come and eat.

Li Zhifan is the protagonist today, so he is naturally the most taken care of.

Especially those beauties in bikinis left over from the previous unit came up with plates and food to curry favor with Li Zhifan.

"Mr. Li, come and have a taste of this!"

"Fanfan, the way you ate this ginger duck just now is wrong, it should be eaten this way to make it more delicious, come, let me teach you!"

"Zhifan! When you tried the flower branch just now, you ate it wrong. It is a squid head, so you have to eat it like this to get a full and juicy feeling."

When these women talk, they rub their chests against each other, lean on their shoulders, and push their hips against each other.

The camera was still filming, but their very secretive actions were not captured, just like Li Zhifan's sneak attack on Feng Yi on the set.

not far away.

The three of Wang Rusheng were also surrounded by beauties and enjoyed delicious food.

At this time, Lagua took the opportunity to step forward and question Wang Rusheng: "Didn't you say you want to hate Li Zhifan? Why did you change your face so quickly just now?"

"Ah?" Wang Rusheng looked blank, "Did I say anything?"

"You forgot?" Da Zhong was surprised, "Brother Wang, are you kidding us?"

"Hi!" Wang Rusheng said with a sneer, "I thought about it later. He is more popular than us and has more fans. If he really wants to do that, his fans will definitely not spare us, right? We can't do that kind of ignorant thing."

"Capricious!"

"..."

The teeth of the big bell and the pickled melon rattled.

(End of this chapter)