Super entertainment red envelope

Chapter 304 Li Yugang Joins the Group!
"Congratulations, you have grabbed Brother Qiangdong's 20 Jingdong Coupons and put them in the shopping mall!"

"Congratulations, you have snatched the first competition track of "Singer 2017" directed by Hong Tao. It has been stored in the backpack and can be extracted for use!"

"Congratulations, you have snatched Jay Chou's "Qilixiang" album, which has been stored in the backpack and can be extracted for use!"

"Slow hand, the red envelope distribution is over!"

"Slow hand, the red envelope distribution is over!"

"Congratulations, you have snatched YOYO Ma's [Cell Elementary Skill Book], which has been stored in the backpack and can be extracted and used!"

"Congratulations, you have snatched Brother Han's [On-site Hosting Experience Book], which has been stored in the backpack and can be extracted and used!"

"Congratulations, you have snatched Zhong Xiaowa's [Actor's Kissing Skill Experience Book], which has been stored in the backpack and can be extracted and used!"

"..."

In less than 10 minutes, Li Zhifan grabbed seven or eight items.

There are chicken ribs, treasures, and all kinds of unimaginable items.

For example, Zhong Xiaowa's [Actor's Kissing Experience Book], Li Zhifan didn't even know what it was useful for.

Kissing also needs acting skills?

I haven't seen any actor who is a best actor by relying on his kissing skills!

"Zhifan, it's your turn to wait!"

Just after 07:30, the scene manager in charge of all the actors ran in to call Li Zhifan.

The opening actors have to wait on the stage now, until the party starts, and they can't come down after the opening.

This is also to ensure that nothing goes wrong. If there is a mistake in the opening, the whole party will be ruined.

Li Zhifan was still scrambling for red envelopes until he sat down by the piano.

Confirming that the on-site manager passed by him, seeing this scene, he couldn't help shaking his head helplessly. These big-name actors are just relaxed, not to mention Li Zhifan, several other pianists are also playing with their mobile phones at the moment.

Some are reading letters and voice chatting, some are playing mobile games, and some... are grabbing red envelopes just like Li Zhifan.

Among the stars.

Teacher Da: "Hey, the Spring Festival Gala is about to start, Teacher Sa, why are you not present this year?"

Xiao Sa: "I'm in charge of hosting the online Spring Festival Gala this year. Didn't you come too? What else are you asking?"

Teacher Da: "That's not a conflict! The online Spring Festival Gala is recorded and broadcast!"

Xiao Sa: "Okay, okay! I'm in a hurry to bring this up again!"

Teacher He: "Haha, Xiao Sa, if you feel lonely tonight, remember to lock us on Mango TV and watch the New Year's Eve special of "The Great Detective".

Teacher Da: "This episode has me!"

Xiao Sa: "You are everywhere!"

Xue Zhiqian: "Happy Chinese New Year, good luck and good luck. In this joyous festival, I hope everyone will prosper, become famous and make a fortune in the coming year. Let's wish everyone good luck in the Year of the Rooster!"

Rain God: "Don't talk about chickens, civilization depends on everyone!"

Chi Chi: "Old Xiao is still more enlightened, old Xue is too dirty!"

Xue Zhiqian: "You haven't seen the dirtier one yet!"

Big Teacher: "What?"

Leehom: "Qianqian is driving!"

International fan: "Drip! Student card!"

Doctor: "Drip! Medical card!"

Zhang Hanyu: "Drip! Senior card!"

"..."

Xue Zhiqian: "Don't, it's the New Year's Eve, I'm at home, my dad is right here!"

Peng Yuyan: "Isn't Lao Xue's jokes well-spoken?"

Chi Chi: "Dirty or Zhang?"

Xue Zhiqian: "Hey! Crazy? Stop messing around! What kind of car do you drive during Chinese New Year! You should find my brother!"

Little brother, the demon king: "Everyone agrees that Xue Xue will drive, call 666!"

"666!"

"666!"

"666!"

"..."

The voices of the crowd were loud, perhaps because they couldn't bear the coercion of everyone, or maybe because they wanted to, Xue Zhiqian could only say: "Okay, it's hard to think about jokes, and it's even harder to dirty jokes."

Teacher Da: "You can just say a paragraph!"

Chi Chi: "Wait a minute, I saw a pair in the post bar this afternoon, you can imitate it!"

After a while, a picture was posted.

Pictured is a chat conversation.

The first dialog box reads: "Hmph, I beat your chest with a small fist!!!"

Then there is another paragraph: "I obviously want to sleep, hum! It's all your fault, and I don't want to coax others! They want to cry so much, beat your chest, big villain!!! (￣^￣)ゞ咩 QAQ beat you Your chest is so annoying! I want to hug you..."

After reading this text, Xue Zhiqian directly sent a bloody emoticon, and then said: "Where did you find this kind of picture? Are you making trouble? It's disgusting!"

Chi Chi: "Hahahahaha...quick, make a voice!"

Liu Yan: "It's too nasty! I read it to myself just now, and the people next to me almost vomited!"

International Fan: "As a girl, I can't even say it."

Big Hei Niu: "Good boy! Read it to me alone at night!"

Chi Chi: "You two stop showing off, Lao Xue, read it quickly!"

Teacher He: "I'm ready to record, and it will definitely be popular when I send it out!"

Xiao Sa: "Old He is too bad, I am ready!"

Huang Laoxie, the fortune teller: "If you want to record this, it's better not to post it on Weibo, let's pass it on in private and listen to it!"

Xue Zhiqian: "Hey, I won't talk anymore! You guys are discussing how to harm me before this starts."

Chi Chi: "I won't hurt you, whoever is recording is a puppy!"

Big teacher: "Mr. Xue, you can send it out, and then withdraw it after 1 minute!"

Li Zhifan waited secretly, he also wanted to hear it.

But until eight o'clock, the Spring Festival Gala started, and Xue Zhiqian's audio did not come out.

Li Zhifan had no choice but to put down his phone and finish the performance first.

……

Online.

With the start of the Spring Festival Gala, netizens also began to complain.

"Wow! The stage is so crude!"

"It's not bad, it's worse than the one in 12, and it's not bad compared to last year."

"Is there no funding for the Spring Festival Gala? It is becoming more and more simple every year!"

"It is estimated that it is in response to the call of the country, so it is held simply!"

"No matter how luxurious the stage design is, it doesn't have the atmosphere of previous years."

"I really can't get back the feeling of Chinese New Year when I was a child."

"When I was young, I had a happy year, and when I grew up, I had a reunion year. When I was young, I longed for reunion, and when I grew up, I longed for happiness."

"When I was a child, I liked to eat snacks and play around during the Chinese New Year. Later, I wanted to meet the people I liked during the Chinese New Year."

"Hey, have a good New Year, it's so sad for you to say!"

"Let's watch the Spring Festival Gala. This kind of program that doesn't need a head may be able to numb our hearts when we grow up."

"The song "Spring Festival Overture" is very good, isn't it specially made for the Spring Festival Gala?"

"It should be created for the Spring Festival. I can already foresee that all programs related to the Spring Festival in the future may play this music."

"Those pianists are too hidden, you can't see it if you don't pay attention."

"It's okay, I'm at the scene, I can still see it."

"Does it really play?"

"It's real, you can tell by the shape of their hands!"

"Fake! Absolutely, it is impossible for the Spring Festival Gala to let the real ones play, unless all the singers behind are real!"

"It should be true, right? These are all well-known young pianists in China."

"Who do you know? I don't know any of them!"

"Didn't you see Li Zhifan?"

"There's Li Zhifan? Oh, I remembered, his name is on the program list, so he plays the piano!"

"Where is it? Why didn't the director give the shot?"

"I gave it just now, two or three seconds!"

"Isn't this too picky? It's only been two or three seconds..."

"The director team of the Spring Festival Gala must be in two or three seconds!"

"Pfft! Where's the girl?"

"(Squinting smile) It's also two or three seconds!"

"Ahem... I don't understand!"

"It's dirty!"

"I didn't understand either!"

……

on site.

Mom: "Dad, Mom! Look over there, Zhifan is on top!"

Grandpa: "Huh? Can't see clearly!"

Grandma: "I see, I see! Is that the one in the white suit?"

Mom: "Yes, that's the one!"

Grandma: "Yo, my precious grandson!"

Round tables in the front row.

Dad cheerfully introduced to other actors around: "This "Spring Festival Overture" was written by my son, isn't it amazing?"

"Amazing!" A young actress laughed, "You are Li Zhifan's father!"

"Hey, it's me! Hello, hello..."

……

Halfway through the opening dance, the five hosts passed through the dance group and began to announce the curtain in turn:
"China Central Television!"

"China Central Television!"

"This is the scene of the 2017 Spring Festival Gala..."

The details of all programs are detailed down to every second.

When the hosts collectively appeared on the stage and finished hosting the opening remarks, the music also stopped.

The first program is a sketch, and the actors are famous sketch actors Feng Neng and Liu Limei.

All language programs are on the second stage.

Taking advantage of the performance of the skit, all the actors on the main stage took the time to leave, and the next show on the main stage also took the time to prepare.

offstage.

Grandma looked at the skits on the small stage and said in surprise: "So the skits are all performed here?"

My mother smiled and said, "It's only been done in recent years. We didn't see it like this before."

Grandpa said with emotion: "I still remember the first Spring Festival Gala. At that time, a dozen families crowded together to watch it in a large courtyard. We only had one TV in a large courtyard. It was very lively to watch. Now... well, every household There is TV, and I just sit and watch it, and I don’t have the same feeling as before.”

Years are lived by the poor.

In the past, the whole family sat at the same table and shared a chicken with only two chicken legs. Whoever was loved the most in the family got the chicken legs.

Now that I am rich, I can have as many chicken legs as I want, and I don’t have the joy of sharing when I was poor.

When I was young, Nian was the few pieces of candy that my father bought, the new clothes my mother made, the few cents I was reluctant to spend in my pocket, and the whip that crackled and splashed with golden flowers.

Growing up, the year is the crowding in the supermarket, the meal that no one can eat after working for a long time, the running around all over the world, and the chaos of night as day.

Life is getting richer and richer, but that happiness is getting farther and farther away from us.

……

lounge.

After Li Zhifan came back, only Tao Jun was left in the room.

"Teacher Tao!"

Li Zhifan asked, "Where's my dad?"

"Oh, I went to watch the show!"

Tao Jun said, "Hurry up and change your clothes, our show will be here soon."

"it is good!"

While changing clothes, Li Zhifan turned on his old cell phone again.

He was still thinking about Xue Zhiqian's "little fist beats your chest", but only saw a withdrawn message.

However, there are still many people who retain the evidence.

Teacher Da: "Hey, why are you in a hurry to withdraw? Teacher Xue, I only recorded half of it."

Chi Chi: "I'm still smart, and I just discovered that as long as I bookmark it, I can listen to it even if he deletes it, and I can also share it in the group."

Xiao Sa: "Then send it quickly? Let's listen again!"

Xue Zhiqian: "Don't! Don't! Hey, if you have any requests, can we chat in private?"

Chi Chi: "Okay, what's wrong with that, shall I go to your house tomorrow, or will you come to my house?"

Xue Zhiqian: "...I'll go find you!"

Chi Chi: "Get ready for the red envelopes for New Year's greetings! It's booming and in a trance..."

Big Hei Niu: "I'll go, it's so cheap!"

This topic stopped here, and the rest of it was full of gossip.

Li Zhifan browsed quickly to the bottom, and was about to exit, when a new reminder to join the group suddenly appeared:
"Li Yugang joined the group chat and changed the group name card to Yugang."

A new member joined, and the topic of group friends immediately turned to Li Yugang.

Teacher Da: "Ms. Li is here, welcome! Happy New Year!"

Xiao Sa: "Gangzi is here, happy new year!"

Teacher He: "Is Xiao Li going to the Spring Festival Gala this year?"

Yu Gang: "Yes! When I was chatting with Brother Cheng just now, he added me on WeChat and pulled me in. I didn't expect so many people to be here. Happy New Year everyone!"

Xue Zhiqian: "I always thought that Mr. Li was the kind of person who didn't come out of the world. I had the opportunity to share the stage with Mr. Li a few times, and I didn't feel embarrassed to say hello."

Yu Gang: "Haha, how can there be? The outside world is rumored. I just believe in Buddhism, and Buddhist classics can give me a lot of inspiration. I have a good relationship with Teacher Da, Xiao Sa, and Teacher He."

Xiao Yueyue: "Brother Li, do we have a good relationship?"

Yu Gang: "You're here too! Happy Chinese New Year!"

Xiao Yueyue: "Give out red envelopes!"

Chi Chi: "Is it okay to be so direct?"

Li Yugang is not a man of coddling, and he will post it as soon as he says it.

Seeing the red envelope coming out, Li Zhifan was a little more straightforward.

"Slow hand, the red envelope distribution is over!"

Um?This is staring at grabbing red envelopes, how can you miss it?
Just looking at the group, there was an uproar.

Xiao Sa: "Only one?"

Teacher He: "I can't stand it anymore!"

Han Hong: "I'm so angry that I want to hit someone!"

Chi Chi: "Even Teacher Han was alarmed, Yu Gang, you are making everyone angry!"

Yu Gang: "Sorry, I made a mistake!"

Song God: "I just saw the message, and it disappeared after entering!"

Yu Gang: "The God of Songs is here too, so I'll post a few more!"

Then, Li Yugang sent out another red envelope.

Everyone went to grab it, and it turned out... Well, this time two were sent.

And the strange thing is that the 200 red envelopes were grabbed by: Da Hei Niu 0.23 yuan, director Hong Tao 199.77 yuan.

The group erupted again in an instant.

Chi Chi: "No way!"

Xiao Sa: "Gangzi, if you want to become a singer, you shouldn't be like this?"

Director Hong Tao: "(Crying expression) Yugang, I have invited five seasons and I have not agreed to come! I will not take the blame!"

Han Hong: "Go, this show is very good! But let's clear up the matter of red envelopes today."

Li Yugang himself was also speechless, without saying a word, he silently sent another red envelope.

Li Zhifan finally got his third red envelope...

(End of this chapter)