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Chapter 522 The ultimate three elites form an army!

It was easy to find dry firewood. Without any effort, Li Zhifan and Sun Youbin collected a large bundle of dry firewood that could be burned, mainly falling branches and withered reed grass.

When the two came back, they saw Zhou Shilei violently handling the fat duck and fish.

"I pull, I pull, I pull..."

Zhou Shilei muttered in a low voice while plucking the feathers cruelly.

"Brother Lei, aren't you too cruel? Look at your hair-plucking scene, it's too cruel, I dare not even watch it!"

Sun Youbin pursed his lips with a disgusted expression on his face.

"Then you will deal with it gently?"

Zhou Shilei gritted his teeth and plucked his hair, and said without turning his head, "I guess you are more ruthless than me! By the way, have you two finished collecting dry wood?"

As soon as Li Zhifan heard Zhou Shilei's tone, he knew what he wanted to say, coughed lightly to hint at Sun Youbin, and then said: "Then what, we're going to build a fire, you can slowly pull it out!"

Unexpectedly, Sun Youbin didn't receive Li Zhifan's hint at all, he laughed: "Yes, yes! We finished picking up, isn't it fast? Hehe, it seems that your task is the most difficult!"

"Stop talking nonsense!"

Zhou Shilei stood up suddenly and grabbed Sun Youbin, "Zhifan, go build a fire, Binbin, come and help brother pluck duck feathers and scrape fish scales, hurry up!"

"Me?" Sun Youbin quickly avoided, "I don't, I want..."

"You don't want anything!"

Zhou Shilei threatened with a hideous face, "Come here quickly, or I won't give you food!"

"I……"

Sun Youbin glanced at Li Zhifan who was fiddling with firewood and giggling, and reluctantly compromised with Zhou Shilei, "Oh, why am I so unlucky!"

Just when Li Zhifan's firewood pile was half built, Wang Yue came back with the pot in his arms.

"This water, you can't even try to clear it, it's too muddy!"

He put down the pot, and picked the crayfish and clams in the bag, "We don't have any to settle, alas! It would be nice to have a basin."

Sun Youbin turned his head to present a treasure and said, "I have a bottle here, do you think it can be used?"

He just wanted to leave his position, but Zhou Shilei dragged him back: "Don't go, you continue to pluck the hair, I'll take care of the water filtration."

As he said that, Zhou Shilei picked up the big Coca-Cola bottle that Sun Youbin had picked up somewhere, and leaned over happily to Wang Yue's side, and said, "The mouth is so big, let's take our time and drink as much as we can. "

"Where did you pick up the bottle?"

Sun Youbin frowned and said, "Is it clean? There are no germs?"

"You've already drank the river water, why do you care about the germs?"

Zhou Shilei yelled, "I don't care if you figure it out yourself."

"I don't need you yet!" Wang Yue was even more stubborn, "Let me, Bin Bin!"

"He can't come, he has to pluck his hair, or we won't have food tonight!"

Zhou Shilei directly made the decision for Sun Youbin.

Sun Youbin was in a hurry and had no choice but to fight against Zhou Shilei, and he couldn't think of any good way to filter the water.

Li Zhifan walked over at this moment and asked, "What's the matter? Is there still a bottle?"

"Yes, I have!"

Zhou Shilei pointed not far away, "There are so many, I don't know who left them."

Glancing at those plastic bottles, Li Zhifan looked at the PDs who followed him. Sure enough, these people subconsciously avoided his gaze.

Li Zhifan smiled: "You can? Bring pure water yourself, let us drink river water?"

"Nothing!"

One of them followed PD subconsciously.

"Oh? Where did you hide the supplies? Call them out? I'll roast a fat duck later, and I'll share one with you!"

As a result, these PDs stopped talking.

"Two?"

Still no one spoke.

"All right!"

Li Zhifan walked directly to the water bottles they discarded and picked them up.

Then he turned and walked to the nearest river bank, leaving one empty bottle, and filled the rest with water.

Looking at the water source that was turbid like weak coffee, Zhou Shilei and the others felt a chill.

But when I think of the balloons on those books, I feel better again.

Wang Yue watched Li Zhifan finish these things curiously, and couldn't help asking: "What are you doing?"

"Filter the water!"

Li Zhifan cut open the back of the unfilled empty bottle with a knife, and then took out a sanitary napkin from his pocket...

Seeing his actions, Wang Yue and Zhou Shilei gasped at the same time, staring at him in astonishment:
"Zhifan, why are you still wearing this thing?"

"Zhifan? Are you a woman?"

"..."

Li Zhifan was speechless, and only said: "Brother Bin gave it to me, you can ask him."

Sun Youbin lay innocently on the gun, and hurriedly took off his shoes and explained: "This is for stepping on the feet. If you walk too much, your feet won't hurt!"

No matter how he explained, Wang Yue and Zhou Shilei's eyes were full of ambiguity.

Regardless of the playfulness between them, Li Zhifan removed the leak-proof layer of the sanitary napkin, crumpled it up and stuffed it into the bottle to completely block the mouth of the bottle.

Then I picked up some small stones from the river beach, washed them in Wang Yue's pot of water, and put them in the bottle.

The water filter layer is only made of two layers, because the water is for cooking, not for drinking, so there is no need to filter it very clean.

"Okay! Pour out the water in this pot!" Li Zhifan said.

Wang Yue already understood what Li Zhifan was going to do, and without hesitation, he poured out the water he had worked so hard to collect.

Then he said, "Let's begin!"

"It's time to perform the real technique!"

Li Zhifan unscrewed a bottle of river water and started pouring it into the filter pot.

Until the water is full, there is no water left below.

Zhou Shilei couldn't help complaining: "Zhifan, is this useful for you?"

"Pluck your hair!"

Wang Yue choked Li Zhifan directly, "Didn't you see that the water has already reached the bottom... Uh, is the sanitary napkin here? I'll leave it right away."

"Can this really work?" Zhou Shilei was still skeptical.

"It's definitely more effective than drinking directly!"

Li Zhifan said, "Besides, it's not certain that there is anything in the river. Maybe someone urinated or something upstream, and it's all left in it."

"vomit……"

Zhou Shilei was immediately disgusted, "Stop talking, you can do it yourself! I don't care about you!"

"Then go build firewood! Let's filter the water!"

Wang Yue directed Zhou Shilei, but he didn't help Li Zhifan filter the water—mainly he couldn't help much.

Watching the water flow out slowly, Wang Yue clapped his hands happily and said, "OK, it's a success!"

"When will this go?"

Although Zhou Shilei disliked it, he was still very curious and kept observing their side.

Wang Yue stood up and patted him on the shoulder: "Go and build firewood, or you will only get a duck neck at night."

"Only one, or the least meaty place?"

Zhou Shilei was very dissatisfied, but when facing Wang Yue, he was completely different from when he was facing Sun Youbin and Li Zhifan.

But after a long time, Zhou Shilei couldn't do it well.

At this time, Fu Cai and Wang Ye came back.

Seeing that the two of them seemed to have been splashed with ink, Wang Yue couldn't help laughing and said, "Haha, what did you two do? Could it be that you stole something?"

"What else do you say!"

Fu Cai said bitterly, "We couldn't climb that tree at all, and it fell down several times. I don't know who lost the ink cartridge on the ground. It seems that someone came to sketch and dropped it. No, it's all over us. .”

Li Zhifan glanced at Fu Bing and smiled slightly. The story was full of loopholes. Everyone stayed under that tree just now, and they didn't see any ink cartridges at all. How did they meet by such a coincidence?
Besides, if there is an ink cartridge, it is only possible for one person to suffer, and a piece of it is on the body. It is impossible to make it all over the body like it is now.

Then thinking about it this way, there is only one possibility, that is, there is something wrong with the balloon on the tree.

Li Zhifan sat still, Wang Yue didn't think much about it, and just said a few words of comfort.

But Zhou Shilei was different. He didn't want to build firewood at all, so he jumped up and said happily: "I'll go and see, you can't do a good job climbing a tree, look at me!"

Fu Cai and Wang Ye also wanted to encourage other people: "Brother Lei, you may not be able to do it either. Let's go over and have a look together. There are more people, more strength, and more people, more ideas. We all have to find a way."

Li Zhifan handed the filter bottle in his hand to Wang Yue, stood up and walked to Zhou Shilei's side: "Okay, you go and help them, I'll make the firewood."

Then he said to Fu Xing: "Everyone of us has a job to do, so don't pull us, and figure out a way for yourself!"

Seeing that Wang Yue and Sun Youbin ignored them, Fu Cai could only say, "Then...Brother Lei, we're relying on you!"

As soon as they left, Sun Youbin smiled first: "This fool, there must be a trap, Wang Ye and the others fell for it, and came to lie to us again, do you believe it?"

"I believe it!" Li Zhifan said, "and there must be something wrong with the balloon, alas! It seems that our purified water is gone. Fortunately, I prepared filtered water in advance!"

Wang Yue didn't understand it at first, but he is a smart person, and after careful consideration, he realized it, and laughed together: "Let's see what happens to Leilei later!"

Li Zhifan glanced at the three of them, and said with a smile, "Hey? Now they are divided into two groups. The three of them are the ultimate three idiots!"

"What about us?" Sun Youbin asked, "Extremely smart?"

"We are the ultimate three spirits!" Li Zhifan said brazenly, and laughed hahaha after he finished speaking.

Wang Yue was also happy: "I like this title, and this will be synonymous with the combination of the three of us in the future!"

At this point, the ultimate three smarts and the ultimate three fools just appeared.

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the other side.

"Can't you even take a balloon off?"

Zhou Shilei stood under the tree, looking at the tree triumphantly, "After all, this kind of thing has to be done by men with life experience like us, you two brats can't do it at all!"

Even if Fu Cai was a brat, Wang Ye wasn't. He was the same age as Zhou Shilei, and he couldn't bear it right now, but he giggled thinking about what Zhou Shilei would suffer later.

But he sighed and said: "That's right, Brother Lei! Didn't we screw it up? It took a lot of effort to stand up, and neither of us could do it, so we discussed with You Bin to go back and move the rescuers. I have observed this. It takes two people to climb the tree, one to help and one to support, and there is another person below to help!"

"Haha, there are two more people climbing the tree?"

Zhou Shilei was conceited, "I can go up and get it done by myself, you two can meet me down there!"

Hearing this, Fu Cai and Wang Ye looked at each other and laughed.

This is the beginning of the extreme big fool and the second fool cheating the third fool.

You know, the three of them are all top performers in acting. Even Fu Cai, a young fresh meat, has been recognized for his acting skills. Not to mention Wang Ye, who has many years of experience in stage plays, and any role he plays is very capable. .

In front of the "sincere" performance of the two, Zhou Shilei prepared to climb the tree without much thought.

He took the wooden stick from Wang Ye, and climbed up the tree in two or three strokes, which can be said to be healthy and strong.

"Brother Lei, be careful!"

Fu Cai yelled, then secretly smiled, took out a longer bamboo pole from behind another tree without Zhou Shilei on his back, and walked back quietly.

"Brother Lei, go over, it will break!"

Wang Ye cooperated, and seemed to be concentrating on directing Zhou Shilei's work, "Yes, that's it, it's still close! Brother Lei, you should be more stable, yes! Yes! Sigh, we just can't do this kind of thing, we have to ask An old man like you shoots!"

Just when Zhou Shilei was dealing with the water polo unsuspectingly, Fu Cai made a move!
"I'll go, where did such a long stick come from?"

In Zhou Shilei's eyes, a wooden stick suddenly came out of nowhere. At first, he thought it was found by Fu Cai and Wang Ye, but he was thinking of picking it up with this wooden stick. It's too late if you don't find anything wrong...

"puff!"

Suddenly, the wooden stick stabbed directly at a water polo above Zhou Shilei's head. Zhou Shilei looked up subconsciously, and saw a black liquid splashed down vertically under the action of gravity.

Fortunately, Zhou Shilei had quick eyesight and quick hands, subconsciously reached out to block it, and closed his eyes at the same time.

But the black liquid was merciless, it was all sprinkled on his head, and flowed down from his face to the base of his neck.

"I'll go! What is it!"

Zhou Shilei threw away the stick in his hand and jumped down from the tree.

He was alright, just now Fu Bing was on the tree, but he fell straight backwards, if Wang Ye hadn't helped him from below, he might have suffered a concussion.

"Hahaha!"

Seeing Zhou Shilei shot, Fu Cai and Wang Ye were overjoyed.

"Bah! Bah! Vomit! It's so bitter, what is this!"

No matter what is in the balloon, it is a liquid that flows, and it naturally flows into Zhou Shilei's mouth. After finally opening his eyes, he wiped it with his hand and it was still black. Zhou Shilei immediately became furious, "You two laugh So why are you happy? What the hell is this?"

"Haha, this should be cuttlefish juice!" Fu Bing said with a smile after laughing, "It should be a trap designed for us by the program team. They are so ruthless that they even hang cuttlefish juice on it."

However, Zhou Shilei thought that although it was a trap set by the program group, the instigators of the prank must be Wang Ye and Fu Cai.

So he grabbed Fu Cai and said angrily, "Okay! You two tricked me here on purpose, right!?"

(End of this chapter)