The most bullish god in history

Chapter 188 The Title Party Is Too Abominable, All Damned [Part 1]

"Your Majesty is bad!"

In the palace, Sui Yang and Yang Guang, who were drinking and having fun, watched the beauties dance, couldn't help frowning, and his eyes flashed coldly.

A little eunuch who didn't know how to live or die unexpectedly broke into the palace by crawling and crawling. His audacity disturbed his interest.

Is the forbidden army guarding the palace a waste?

"Your Majesty, someone is plotting against you, and someone is slandering Your Majesty."

The little eunuch quickly lifted up the colored newspaper in his hand and said tremblingly.

When he was cleaning the Xuanzheng Hall, he found a piece of colored paper in front of the Xuanzheng Hall, so he couldn't help picking it up curiously.

He went to elementary school for several years when he was young, and he was lucky enough to know a few words. When he saw the title, he was paralyzed with fright.

Although the above title is somewhat cryptic, he can still guess what it is.

Emperor Yang Guang may be like him, in name only, and has become a fake man.

However, the little eunuch was well versed in the way to protect the life of the imperial palace, so he didn't dare to read the contents above. He scanned the surrounding area and found that there was no one, so he carefully hid the newspaper and planned to find a place to burn it.

However, after timidly cleaning the Xuanzheng Hall, when he passed by a hall he had cleaned before, he found another piece of colored paper with the same eye-catching title on it, exactly the same.

This time the little eunuch didn't hide anymore, but put the newspaper on his body with the newly found newspaper, turned around and left.

Although he didn't know who did it, the little eunuch could also feel the storm coming.

I don't know how many people's heads will fall to the ground, and I don't know how many people will bleed like rivers.

However, on his way back, he found many eunuchs and court ladies with panicked expressions, and even found a few people hiding the colored paper like he did before.

At this moment, the little eunuch had a huge impulse, and he felt that he had reached a turning point in his fate.

If you continue to run away, pretending you don't know anything, you probably won't be able to escape this shocking storm.

Thinking of the supreme power of Zhao Gao, Zhang Rang and other eunuchs in history, the little eunuch's mind became hot, and he rushed straight to the palace where Emperor Sui Yang had a banquet. This time may be his chance.

However, when the little eunuch rushed to the palace, he realized how ignorant he was. The palace was tightly guarded by the Forbidden Army, and even the commander of the Forbidden Army, Yuwen Chengdu, was guarding it.

How could he, a little eunuch, be qualified to meet the emperor?
Just when he was about to turn around and leave, Yu Wencheng, who had been hesitating in front of the palace, looked at the colored newspaper in his hand, his eyes lit up, he stopped him, and let him enter the palace.

"[Shocked! Emperor Yang Guang's stuff is dead!]"

Emperor Yang Guang of the Sui Dynasty ordered Yu Wenhua of the Yuwen Clan to search for the formula of longevity. He himself naturally practiced martial arts. Before he became the prince, he was a top master.

However, since becoming an emperor, wine is a gut-piercing medicine, sex is a bone-scraping knife, and a lot of his originally superb martial arts have been wasted.

Although the martial arts are a bit wasteful, the people who are looking for people are not opponents, and they can see the headlines on the newspaper in the hands of the little eunuch at a glance.

"It's unreasonable! Take it here!"

Emperor Sui Yang's complexion was livid.

Ordinary men would turn into anger when they were told no.

What's more, he is the Ninth Five-Year Venerable, sitting on three thousand beauties, how can it be impossible?
The most important thing is that he is doing so-so now!
"Da Sui Bao on May 5th: When Emperor Yang Guang was the King of Jin, he led an army of one million to defeat Chen at the age of only 6. He was also a martial arts genius when he was young. Before he became a prince, he had already reached the realm of a master. ······The current Emperor Yang Guang is addicted to wine and sex, and his martial arts are completely neglected, perhaps he is not as good as an acquired martial artist."

"His dantian thing, I'm afraid it won't work. [Editor in charge: Report from the main god's assistant]"

Emperor Yang Guang of the Sui Dynasty read the hundreds of words above with a ferocious expression, and his expression became more and more strange as he read down.

This is completely different from what he thought.

"Immediately send the forbidden army to burn all these forbidden books, and then..."

Sui Yang Emperor Yang Guang's eyes gleamed coldly, someone dared to edit him, but he stopped in the middle of his words.

Even when he just read the title, he thought it meant that he no longer had the ability of a man.

If he tried to stop it now, wouldn't some people who didn't have time to read the newspaper think that he had lost the ability to be a man, just like a eunuch.

If this is the case, when he goes to court in the future, the officials below will laugh at him in their hearts.

"Don't worry about these banned books, catch those who spread these banned books for me, and kill them without mercy."

Emperor Yang Guang of the Sui Dynasty changed his original order. He planned to ban this banned book named Da Sui Bao after about ten days, so that people all over the world could read it carefully and know that it refers to his dantian. , but not something else.

"It's Your Majesty."

Kneeling on the ground, the little eunuch who was so frightened seemed to have heard the sound of nature, and hurriedly passed on the order of Sui Yang Emperor Yang Guang.

[Terrible, Cihang Jingzhai actually sent an outstanding female disciple to seduce that man! 】

[Da Sui's beauty list, unexpectedly she is the first! 】

[Tian Dao Song Que threatened that Ning Daoqi, one of the three great masters, was trash, and he would take three swords at most? 】

·······
After the little eunuch left, Sui Yang Emperor Yang Guang once again turned his attention to the Sui Daily on the table, because there were many headlines that he was very interested in.

[Terrible, Cihang Jingzhai actually sent an outstanding female disciple to seduce that man! 】

"Great Sui Daily on May 5th: The evil king Shi Zhixuan was once the top master of the evil way, the head of the eight masters of the magic sect, and he was known as the evil king. Bi Xiuxin, the descendant of Hang Jing Zhai, went down the mountain to experience saving the world, and had a love-hate entanglement with Shi Zhixuan, the evil king at that time... After the two got married, Bi Xiu Xin was chased away by Ci Hang Jing Zhai, and she wanted to use love The evil king Shi Zhixuan, who influenced his heart like a stone, was finally harmed by the stone. 【Editor in Charge: Lord God's Assistant】”

Yang Guang, Emperor Yang of the Sui Dynasty, quickly read the brief introduction of hundreds of words, and there was a hint of gossip in his eyes.

Evil King Shi Zhixuan and Bi Xiuxin's level of martial arts masters are enough to make him, the emperor, treat him seriously.

He vaguely knew what happened that year, but he didn't have the introduction mentioned above.

"Da Sui Daily on May 5: Wanwan, the contemporary saint of the Demon Dao, Shi Feixuan, the contemporary successor of Cihang Jingzhai, Zhu Yuyan, the Queen of Yin, and Li Xiuning, the Li clan...these beauties each have their own merits, so they are tied for the top ten, ranking first. Back then, she was the mother who raised you and gave birth to you. 【Editor in Charge: Lord God's Assistant】"

Sui Yang Emperor Yang Guang's eyelids couldn't help twitching. If he was allowed to catch this little assistant of the Lord God, he would definitely let the assistant of the Lord God choose between a glass of poisoned wine and a glass of fine wine every day, and drink one glass every day until he drank it. die.

"It's not fake news again, is it?"

Emperor Yang Guang of the Sui Dynasty took a deep breath. After reading a few reports, he was very clear that these titles and content had nothing to do with each other.

【Shock!Emperor Yang Guang's stuff is dead! 】It’s just saying that he has neglected martial arts.

[Terrible, Cihang Jingzhai actually sent an outstanding female disciple to seduce that man! 】It’s just talking about the grievances between the evil king Shi Zhixuan and Bi Xiuxin, the descendant of Cihang Jingzhai.

[Da Sui's beauty list, unexpectedly she is the first! 】Although there is no objection to the number one beauty that everyone will rank, this is totally different from what they expected.

·······
"Look at one more, and I won't watch it!"

Yang Guang, Emperor Yang of the Sui Dynasty, secretly warned himself that the author, the assistant of the Lord God, was completely fooling him.

If he, Yang Guang, finished reading it, he would...

"If there is no first title, Da Sui Daily is still a very good thing to relieve boredom."

About a quarter of an hour later, Yang Guang, Emperor Yang of the Sui Dynasty, read both the front and back of the Da Sui Daily, and he still couldn't get enough of it.

"However, the main god organization that released this Great Sui News must be found. They sneaked into the palace without a sound and left behind so many Great Sui News. If they want to take my life, wouldn't it be easy?"

Yang Guang, Emperor Yang of the Sui Dynasty, put down the newspaper in his hand and looked gloomy.

On the front of the Great Sui Daily, the organization that publishes the Great Sui Daily is openly written.

He had never seen such a rampant organization, the emperor, Tiandao Song Que, Ning Daoqi, Xie Wang Shi Zhixuan, etc., they dare not make up anything.

"Yang Guang, our Lord God intends to borrow your palace."

Almost at this moment, a deafening voice rang in the ears of Sui Yang Emperor Yang Guang.

(End of this chapter)