naruto singer

Chapter 70 Concert Practice

'Zero' first explained the current situation of each village to everyone, and then said: "Do you have anything to add?"

Tian Lai thought for a while, and said: "The third Hokage of Konoha is going to abdicate, and the new fifth Hokage is the apprentice of the third generation, known as the medical expert Tsunade."

"Oh" Zero glanced at Tian Lai and said, "Looking at it this way, Raikage is the most powerful at the moment. I hope everyone will still do a good job in intelligence collection and find the tail beast Jinchuriki. At present, the 7 tails have been captured. Within three years , the movements of the other eight must be firmly in our hands. In this regard, what do you think should be done, and do you have any good suggestions?"

Tian Lai said: "I have an idea, how about organizing a world tour concert for me, so that it is easy to infiltrate various villages to collect information. Although those high-level officials know, as long as the villagers want to listen to my singing, then those high-level leaders I have to compromise, at best, I will strengthen my guard, but with the skills of brothers and sisters, how can they defend against it, this is a conspiracy, and they are sending people to spy secretly, Yin and Yang combined!"

Everyone was lost in thought, and Tian Lai was secretly proud. In this way, wouldn't the epic task be easily completed?

'Zero' said, "What if no one likes your singing?"

Tian Lai was stunned for a moment, and Fei Duan said: "If you don't like it, kill them all and sacrifice them to Lord Evil God!"

Didara said: "Singing is too bad, I think it's better to perform my explosion show, the moment of explosion is the most beautiful, art is explosion!"

Xie said: "Your art is not art, art is something that exists forever and will not change over time."

Tian Lai came back to her senses and said, "No, art is a spirit that everyone can learn and pass on through singing!"

"No! Art is explosions!"

"Art will never disappear, like my collection!"

"My singing is art!"

'Zero' yelled: "Shut up!" Then he said: "Although I don't know what singing is, but the combination of yin and yang you mentioned, you can try it, Xiao Nan, what do you think is suitable as an experimental subject?"

"Let's just go to the Country of Grass next door." Xiao Nan said with a pessimistic expression.

'Zero' said to Tian Lai: "Then you go and prepare. When you are ready, go to the country of grass and sing. We will go again then!"

Seeing everyone nodding, Tian Lai rolled her eyes: "Big brothers and sisters, what I'm talking about is to let you go in as staff members in an open and honest manner, not sneaking in! Besides, holding a concert requires Propaganda, venue selection, tickets, maintaining order, stage effects, music, dancing and so on!"

Everyone was a little dumbfounded, "So troublesome?" Xiao Nan said, "Then what are we going to do?"

Tian Lai said: "Miss Xiaonan, don't you know how to escape with paper? You are in charge of publicity, spreading leaflets in various places in the performance village, and telling them how beautiful my singing is." After saying this, Xiao Nan didn't respond, "Zero 'No objection either.

Heaving a sigh of relief, he looked at Jiaodu again and said, "Brother Jiaodu is responsible for selling tickets, and only those who pay can go in and listen to the music." Looking at Jiaodu's bright eyes, he quickly added: "At first, let's Lower the price, and raise the price after I become famous." Jiaodu said: "Why bother! Sell it at a high price from the beginning, as for the audience, just pay and forget it, if you don't pay, hey!"

Seeing no objection from the crowd, Tian Lai continued to say helplessly, "Brother Xie is in charge of setting up the stage, band, backup dancers, etc., so that everyone can see your collection!"

Didara asked anxiously: "What about me? What am I doing?"

Tian Lai said: "You can show your explosive art in the sky when I sing, and when I sing to a wonderful place, just don't blow us up. Make more tricks, not just 5 or 6."

Didara said disdainfully: "Isn't it just a trick? I want to do it. You can watch it now and watch it next year without repeating it."

Tian Lai didn't bother to pay attention to him, and continued: "Brother Fei Duan and Brother Guiyu can be my guards, Brother Weasel can be my assistant, and you are the head of the team, responsible for negotiating with those high-level officials and getting them to agree to let us go to the concert meeting!"

Fei Duan said: "Can you kill someone?"

Tian Lai's hair was black: "Of course not! We are here to spread art!" After speaking, he glanced at Didala and Xie, and sure enough, Xie said coldly: "Fei Duan, if you want to fight, I will accompany you!"

Fei Duan said: "You? You have no body, Lord Cthulhu is not interested in you!"

At this time, Jue said: "A very interesting idea? What about me, what am I doing?"

Tian Lai thought for a while, and said with a pun: "Brother Jue is the conspiracy I mentioned. You take advantage of us to attract people from the village, and you are responsible for collecting information and other work. With your ability to appear and disappear, no one will find you. Yes!" After speaking, he glanced at 'Ling', 'Ling' saw Tian Lai's wink, looked at it completely, and fell into deep thought.

After a long time, Tian Lai felt drowsy, and 'Zero' said: "Notify Cao Ninja Village, cooperate with our experiment, and tell them that our target is a piece of information from them. This is an exercise, except for us and their leader. Except for those who know, everyone else will be killed without mercy!"

Xiao Nan bowed and said: "Yes!" After turning around and walking a certain distance, he stopped and asked, "How can I promote you?"

Tian Lai hurriedly followed, and said with a beaming smile: "It's very simple, just tell everyone how handsome I am and how beautiful my singing voice is!" Watching, Xiao Nan had a disgusted expression, and said helplessly: "Sister, this is called Packaging, for example, when you buy cosmetics, the same face cream, one is packed in a normal plastic bottle, the other is packed in a colorful glass bottle, but the price is 5 times the normal price, the first time you see it, you Which one would you choose to buy?"

Xiao Nan thought for a while, then said thoughtfully: "Then how should I pack you?"

Tian Lai said: "Just write on the flyer, the most beautiful voice of the soul in history - Natsume Tian Lai, both talented and beautiful, listen to his singing, one verse of singing can make you forget yourself, two verses of singing can make your soul go out of your body, Three bars of singing can make you travel around the world, and four bars of singing can make you float into heaven." Looking at Xiao Nan's expression of looking at me as an idiot, you can only say bitterly: "Anyway, it's similar, and For those papers, don’t just use white paper, use some brightly colored ones, so that every corner of the village can see the news that I’m going to sing, and take some promotional measures, and those who buy tickets with leaflets can get a 8% discount!”

Xiao Nan asked some more questions, and after Tian Lai answered them one by one, Xiao Nan concluded: "Just say it straight, my task is to fool people into watching your performance, it's just that, it has to be so complicated!"

Tian Lai argued: "This is not a bluff, this is an advertisement! A bluff is a lie, and my singing voice is really nice, so this is not a bluff, this is an advertisement!"

(End of this chapter)