I really don't want to be a star

Chapter 5 The Ins and Outs
"You don't have to be speechless with excitement, this is what brothers should do."

I am excited!I'm so fucking excited I can't even speak.At this moment, Liu Xu wanted to strangle Fatty to death!

"Fatty, you'd better give me an explanation, otherwise there will be no end," Liu Xu said through gritted teeth.You don't know that I'm going for an internship, so I don't have time.

"That, that, I asked if it's okay, all of them are held on weekends."

"Are you still thinking about that for me?" Liu Xu gritted his teeth and said.

"Tell me, what's going on." This guy is really deceitful.

"Actually, you know that my mother is worried that I won't find a girlfriend when I go back. She's worried all day long. She doesn't think about food or tea."

"My family is a single family of three generations. My mother said that if I don't have a son, she will be a sinner of our old Li's family. She talked with her nose and tears, and even cried."

Liu Xu has a black line on his forehead right now, this guy is too good at acting, what the hell is this!

"You can't have a son, so what's your mother's business?" Liu Xu asked speechlessly.

"My mother said that if she hadn't made me so "handsome", I wouldn't be able to find a wife because I was too "handsome". I couldn't find a wife, so he couldn't hold a grandson, and she couldn't hold a grandson. , I'm just sorry for our old Wang's family, she..."

stop! !Liu Xu almost spit out a mouthful of old blood. This fucking theory is too weird.

"Important! Important!" At this moment, Liu Xu was about to explode.

"The point is, this Senior Sister Wang Qi has big breasts and round buttocks. According to my mother, it looks like a baby material, which is very suitable for my mother's requirements."

"What's even more rare is that they think I'm a bit fat and handsome! They admire me very much. Our combination is a perfect match..."

Liu Xu's head was about to explode at this moment, and he gritted his teeth and said, "How blind is Fatty Senior Sister!"

"Hey, Xiaoxu, brothers belong to brothers, no such personal attacks."

"What's more, I allow you to attack me, but I don't allow you to attack my goddess. It's rare for her to "understand" my goddess."

"This is already No. 30, the second goddess who understands you!" Liu Xu said helplessly.

"Look at Xiaoxu, it's your fault! The ones in front of me only saw my one-sided advantages and didn't understand too much. So in the end they all left me reluctantly, and at the same time let me fully understand, I am so good."

"So in front of the No.30 two, I fully showed my best side, so this one must be very obsessed with me."

Liu Xu had a headache and said helplessly: "You have said so much, does it have anything to do with what I asked you?"

"If you don't say anything else, I'll hang up. The "Idiom Conference" will solve it by itself."

"Don't! Don't! You are my god! You are my big brother! You are my guiding light! You are my life mentor! You are my hope in life! You are my little ancestor! Big brother, help me."

At this moment, Liu Xu felt that his outlook on life had been ruined by this guy, and now he just wished that he could be quiet for a while.

"Tell me." Liu Xu asked while holding his head.

"Oh, all right! I confess."

"Xiao Xu, you are good at everything, but you are too inquisitive. As a brother, I have to criticize you."

Liu Xu's eyes bulged at this moment, it's my fucking fault!
Liu Xu's quality has always been very good, but he was a special case when dealing with this fat man.It's not that I don't want to correct it, but I really can't bear it.

"Hey, brother's last dignity! This time I'm really going to lose face, Xiao Xu, you must keep what I tell you next to my brother a secret."

It's all like this, what else can Liu Xu say. "You guys know that you are ashamed, don't you think that if you don't perform well, you will also be ashamed?"

"Xiao Xu, don't worry! There were 12 people in our school who signed up. At that time, you were not conspicuous in it. No one cared if you passed the first round. As long as you can answer a few."

Well, after hearing this, Liu Xu also understood Fatty's heart. "You better tell me what's going on!" At this moment, Liu Xu would not believe that things were so simple.

"Hey! Isn't it the senior sister's business?"

"Huh? What's the matter with Senior Sister? Didn't you tell us the day I left that you went on a date with Senior Sister?"

"Don't say it, thinking about it now makes me cry! The day before you left, my senior sister called me and asked if I was free the next day. When I heard that, I felt happy, thinking that my senior sister was finally impressed by my talent." Do you want to have a sweet date with me?"

After hearing this, Liu Xu understood!To put it even more ridiculously, it is impossible to be impressed by the talent even if you can be impressed by the handsomeness of the fat man.

Outsiders may not know it, but Liu Xu and his brothers know that the donor of the school's new library is Fatty's father.

"Did you finally meet your goddess senior sister after going through all kinds of hardships?"

"Xiao Xu, you really are a roundworm in brother's belly!"

After hearing this, Liu Xu almost threw up, because he was eating tomatoes just now.

"Stop disgusting people and speak human words."

"I went there with a sweet dream. Who knew that when I arrived at the place, the first thing I saw was not the senior sister, but "rotten wood". At that time... At that time, my brother's heart was "cooled" and "cooled". This kind of mood can you understand
"At this time, my senior sister called me. At first, I thought it was different from what I thought! But, but it turns out that I am a genius!"

"It actually asked me to move this seat to the performing arts hall. You know how angry I was, and I hung up the phone at that time."

"Well, did you turn around and leave?"

"No way, I was in a rage at the time, I was wronged!"

"And then what?"

"Then, then, arrogantly "push" the pile of seats over."

"Brother, are you here to be funny?"

"Xiao Xu, you laugh at me like that, I'm really angry!"

Yep, it's even more arrogant.

"Fatty, you can't be aloof, just turn around and leave."

"Hey, I can't help it! Who made my love for her, like this torrential river, endless? I..."

"Stop, stop, stop, let's get to the point." He knew too well the fat man's ability to distract.

"Forget it, I understand my senior sister's desire to make me lose weight and become more handsome."

"I'll go, you can think about it from the perspective of losing weight, admire! Admire!"
"Acceptance! Acceptance!"

"Don't be poor, keep talking!"

"I just said, Xiao Xu, you have no sense of humor!"
"You know, these are not the main points." The fat man said with righteous indignation.

After hearing this, Liu Xu thought to himself, God, I already knew that this is not the point, please hurry up and get to the point!
"You know who I'm going to run into when I put the seat there?"

"Who did you meet?"

"When you meet Zhang Quan, get out."

"Zhang Quan! Who is that Zhang Quan?"

"You don't even know Zhang Quan is such a fucked-up guy?"

"Enough, him, I still listen to what you said today, I'll go there to find out who he is."

"That, hehe."

"Zhang Quan is the vice-minister of the literature department. He is a fair-looking guy. At first glance, he looks like a fair-faced boy who is not as healthy as me. He wears eyes like you, pretending to be a learned, sissy."

"Fatty!" At this moment, Liu Xu's face turned purple.

"Ah, brother, don't get me wrong. I said he was a sissy, not you."

"I'll go! Do I have to explain it to you? Hurry up and say, is there no money for the phone bill?"

"Hey! He is the suitor of the senior sister just like me, and now the senior sister has a slightly stronger affection for him than I do, brother!"

"Okay! I know a little bit."

"So I don't see eye to eye with him. The most annoying thing is, after that guy saw me, he started insulting me, oh no! It's us."

"Hey, tell me, how did you insult me?" Liu Xu was really convinced now.

"It wasn't that day, it happened to be selecting contestants for the "Idioms Conference". And the senior sister is the host of that place. When I sent it there, I happened to meet the group of people from the Department of Literature"!
Unexpectedly, Zhang Quan and the others were not grateful for the achievements of their brothers' labor, but said sarcastically: "Sure enough, the school is sympathetic to their hard work, and even sent a coolie to support them."

Liu Xu was upset when he heard it!It's a bit too much to say coolies, and it's okay for them to hurt each other, when did they let others bully them.

"Next"?Liu Xu asked coldly.

"When I heard this, I got angry! I said, when will this "Idioms Conference" be owned by your literature department! It's not just that you look down on me, it's not that even people from our school and other departments are together Do you look down?"
"Haha! After hearing this, the faces of Zhang Quan's group turned purple."

When Liu Xu heard it, he felt a little refreshed. The fat man was really bad enough, and his voice softened. "And then"?
Hearing this, Fatty's voice dropped significantly.

"Then that bastard Zhang Quan used the aggressive method and said that if you have the guts, you should also sign up!"
"Xiao Xu, you also know that I have a bad temper, so I have been stimulated like this."

"At that time, at that time, I took the pen in the hand of the senior sister very proudly, and then, then..."

Hearing this, Liu Xu bit his lip and said angrily, "Then you wrote my name on it? You are so proud!"
"That! That"!
After hearing Liu Xu's words, the fat man felt embarrassed for a while.Said in a low voice: "Am I not in a hurry?"
"Why don't you write your own name in a hurry"?
"You don't know what level I am"?
"Then it's okay to write about Hongyang!"
"He is a civil engineering student, and he goes up to build houses for others"?
"Isn't there still Xiao Yi coming?"
"He's even worse, he's a computer player, you can count on him"?
"Yo! You're still picky!"
"That is, buddies never fight uncertain battles"!
"Then you kid sent me, an archaeologist, to the guillotine"?
"Bah, bah, bah, what kind of guillotine, so unlucky! Let me analyze it for you!"
"You said that your archeology department studies history?"
Although Liu Xu was angry, he also wanted to hear his shit reason.

"Yes."

Then you talk about these idioms, do they belong to the category of ancient history?

At this moment, Liu Xu finally knew the bastard's theory, and now he didn't even bother to talk to him.

"Look! If you keep silent, I will take it as your admission."

"Don't you think this is right? This is already within your major. Do you think I'm right?"
Liu Xu is convinced of this goddamn theory, at this moment he just wants to be quiet.

(End of this chapter)