My buddy got into trouble again
Chapter 5 Slap him
Chapter 5 Slap him
The man in pink blinked his pretty starry eyes, looked at the little squirrel and smiled stiffly, "I really wonder if you are only five years old."
The little squirrel tilted his head and thought for a while, "Strictly speaking, my fifth birthday is still one month and three days away, so I am not yet five years old."
Lingxi saw that the man in pink was about to suffer from internal injuries, and she was also about to suffer from internal injuries.But the man in pink is depressed, and Lingxi wants to laugh out loud!
A big man can't compete with a little boy, and if he speaks out, he really wants to laugh other people's big teeth off.
The man in pink patted the little squirrel's head with a smile, gritted his teeth and said, "The little squirrel is so good!"
Then he stood up abruptly, facing Lingxi, Lingxi immediately put away the smile that might cause a murder, and nodded to the man in pink as a way of showing him face.
Who knew that he leaned in front of Lingxi and stared at Lingxi without turning his eyes, "This girl is so good-looking, none of the girls in my place is as good-looking as you, why don't girls come and talk to me?" how?"
What?There are so many girls, what the hell is it, it can't be like a private brothel, and you still call me and you, what a stinky hooligan!
The more Lingxi thought about it, the more angry she became, and she slapped the man in pink with a "slap".
The man in pink touched the face that was slapped by Lingxi, "I like character, I like it! You and I are determined!"
"Stinky rascal!" Ling Xi turned around and was about to leave after saying that, pulled up the little squirrel, twirled a spirit wind spell, and flew towards her palace.That man didn't catch up, so he was a bit smart.
"Sister, my house is in a different direction from yours. It's the opposite."
"Then I'll take you back to your room and I'll come back later."
Under the guidance of the little squirrel, Lingxi changed the direction. When the little squirrel was about to arrive, the little squirrel lowered his voice and said, "Sister, put me down in that corner. I sneaked out tonight. Brother Xuan must not know."
Lingxi also lowered her voice and replied "OK".
After Lingxi confirmed that no one saw it, she put the little squirrel down, and watched the little squirrel enter the house safely before flying back to her room.
A few days passed quickly, and the Apprentice Acceptance Conference had arrived, and God of War's relatives mixed Lingxi into the crowd who came to learn the art from the teacher early in the morning.
Lingxi looked at the people around her, everyone's face was full of hope, thinking that she could succeed as a teacher today.But God of War told Lingxi that this time only nine students will be accepted, and each of the nine major disciples will accept one. Lingxi has already occupied a quota, which is predetermined, and strictly speaking, there are only eight quotas.
Thinking of this, Lingxi couldn't help feeling a little guilty. Although she didn't do it voluntarily, she deprived a certain unlucky ghost of the right to be a teacher because of her status as the princess of the Emperor of Heaven. What a sin!
But those people were quite gossipy, and they had heated discussions just after they met. Lingxi's hearing was already very good, so she couldn't help but want to gossip.Listen carefully to the stories told by the wonderful storyteller.
"I heard that the nine disciples under the God of War are all handsome and handsome. There is a saying in the heavens that there are 'Nine Commanders of Yuzhen Mountain'. Especially that Shangguan Yuxuan is the head of the nine commanders and the most handsome!"
"Yeah, I heard that too. As long as he stands in front of you, you will feel as if you are standing in the center of the world, and you will never see anyone again! If only I could worship him as my teacher." !"
"But I heard that there is a baby boy next to him, and some people say that it is his child."
"Whatever he is, he's so good-looking, everything he does is right!"
"..."
Suddenly a crisp voice came.
"A group of vulgar fans dare to come to apprentice?"
Her black hair fluttered in the wind like a waterfall, her long eyebrows fell into her temples, her eyes were so captivating, and her skin was as firm as fat.She was still wearing a pink wide-sleeve embroidered peony gauze skirt that many girls liked, but why did Lingxi look so unfit for her eyes?
"This woman is gorgeously dressed and looks good."
"It should be the daughter of some high-ranking fairy."
"I like this girl."
Lingxi: "..." You just look at your face, don't you?
The woman raised her head and walked to the front of the crowd, followed by a woman wearing a goose yellow wide-sleeved embroidered peony gauze skirt.
In this way, the woman in pink is arrogant and arrogant, and the woman in yellow is as quiet as a virgin, and it seems that she is not the same person.But when they were so close, they were so close, it was really bewitched to say that it didn't matter.
The woman in yellow smiled and said: "The third princess is indeed very beautiful. One step forward, I feel ashamed of myself."
The woman in pink raised her face and said, "I am the three princesses of the East China Sea, and I am naturally outstanding in terms of beauty and talent."
It turned out to be the third princess of the East China Sea. I heard that the Dragon King of the East China Sea doted on his third daughter. Now it seems that he really dotes on him very much!
The three princesses of the East China Sea are not afraid of making troubles, and after speaking a few words without shame, they grabbed two innocent women beside them and pointed at them: "One of you is poorly dressed, and the other is eating non-stop, are you here to make fun of me?" ?”
The two women didn't say anything, they looked like the kind of people who would calm down.
It's a pity that Lingxi was also spoiled by the Emperor of Heaven, and when the road was uneven, Lingxi's violent temper became even more aggravated!
Lingxi secretly performed a moon-changing spell, changing both Lingxi's clothes and the clothes of the woman in plain clothes into clothes made of moon shadow gauze.Then immediately squeezed out of the crowd, and it became even more sensational for a while.
Lingxi thought that those people were amazed by the material of the two of them, but Lingxi listened attentively.
"There is a more beautiful girl here. Although she is wearing plain white clothes and only has a white jade hairpin on her head, she cannot stop her natural beauty."
"Why didn't I see it just now?"
"If only I could be her senior brother..."
Lingxi cast a cold glance at the men who were whispering, and they happened to look at Lingxi and quickly avoided it.
However, the atmosphere around her was getting colder and colder. The three princesses of the East China Sea were staring at Lingxi angrily. It seemed that Lingxi was out of breath and stole her limelight.
Not only do I want to steal your limelight, I also want to drag the two people you ridiculed to steal your limelight together.
Lingxi took the plain-clothed woman's hand, raised her head slightly, and said with the corner of her mouth hooked: "The third princess of the East China Sea, right? You said she was dressed in shabby clothes?"
The third princess of the East China Sea gave Lingxi a cold look, and Lingxi continued: "It seems that the third princess should be a good girl, even such a good Yueying Qingsha can't recognize her."
There was discussion among the crowd.
"What is Moon Shadow Veil?"
"do not know……"
"It seems that it is really a bit unusual..."
Lingxi smiled coldly, "It's no wonder that the three princesses don't recognize it. It was woven by the fairy Chang'e who injected the spirit of moon shadow into the silk of the sky. Sister Chang'e wove a total of ten pieces of moon shadow gauze. There are only ten high-ranking gods who receive this generous gift from my sister.
This moon shadow gauze looks like ordinary cloth, but it can absorb the essence of the sun and the moon. It is warm in winter and cool in summer. The person who wears it can increase his immortal power even in his sleep. "
The crowd exploded again. Can such a good material not explode? The key is that Lingxi said that only high-ranking gods have it.
So everyone used their imaginations to unravel the "mystery of life experience" between Lingxi and the woman in plain clothes.
Sometimes, if you want to hit someone, just hit, nothing can be solved without a fight! (among friends, hahaha)
(End of this chapter)
The man in pink blinked his pretty starry eyes, looked at the little squirrel and smiled stiffly, "I really wonder if you are only five years old."
The little squirrel tilted his head and thought for a while, "Strictly speaking, my fifth birthday is still one month and three days away, so I am not yet five years old."
Lingxi saw that the man in pink was about to suffer from internal injuries, and she was also about to suffer from internal injuries.But the man in pink is depressed, and Lingxi wants to laugh out loud!
A big man can't compete with a little boy, and if he speaks out, he really wants to laugh other people's big teeth off.
The man in pink patted the little squirrel's head with a smile, gritted his teeth and said, "The little squirrel is so good!"
Then he stood up abruptly, facing Lingxi, Lingxi immediately put away the smile that might cause a murder, and nodded to the man in pink as a way of showing him face.
Who knew that he leaned in front of Lingxi and stared at Lingxi without turning his eyes, "This girl is so good-looking, none of the girls in my place is as good-looking as you, why don't girls come and talk to me?" how?"
What?There are so many girls, what the hell is it, it can't be like a private brothel, and you still call me and you, what a stinky hooligan!
The more Lingxi thought about it, the more angry she became, and she slapped the man in pink with a "slap".
The man in pink touched the face that was slapped by Lingxi, "I like character, I like it! You and I are determined!"
"Stinky rascal!" Ling Xi turned around and was about to leave after saying that, pulled up the little squirrel, twirled a spirit wind spell, and flew towards her palace.That man didn't catch up, so he was a bit smart.
"Sister, my house is in a different direction from yours. It's the opposite."
"Then I'll take you back to your room and I'll come back later."
Under the guidance of the little squirrel, Lingxi changed the direction. When the little squirrel was about to arrive, the little squirrel lowered his voice and said, "Sister, put me down in that corner. I sneaked out tonight. Brother Xuan must not know."
Lingxi also lowered her voice and replied "OK".
After Lingxi confirmed that no one saw it, she put the little squirrel down, and watched the little squirrel enter the house safely before flying back to her room.
A few days passed quickly, and the Apprentice Acceptance Conference had arrived, and God of War's relatives mixed Lingxi into the crowd who came to learn the art from the teacher early in the morning.
Lingxi looked at the people around her, everyone's face was full of hope, thinking that she could succeed as a teacher today.But God of War told Lingxi that this time only nine students will be accepted, and each of the nine major disciples will accept one. Lingxi has already occupied a quota, which is predetermined, and strictly speaking, there are only eight quotas.
Thinking of this, Lingxi couldn't help feeling a little guilty. Although she didn't do it voluntarily, she deprived a certain unlucky ghost of the right to be a teacher because of her status as the princess of the Emperor of Heaven. What a sin!
But those people were quite gossipy, and they had heated discussions just after they met. Lingxi's hearing was already very good, so she couldn't help but want to gossip.Listen carefully to the stories told by the wonderful storyteller.
"I heard that the nine disciples under the God of War are all handsome and handsome. There is a saying in the heavens that there are 'Nine Commanders of Yuzhen Mountain'. Especially that Shangguan Yuxuan is the head of the nine commanders and the most handsome!"
"Yeah, I heard that too. As long as he stands in front of you, you will feel as if you are standing in the center of the world, and you will never see anyone again! If only I could worship him as my teacher." !"
"But I heard that there is a baby boy next to him, and some people say that it is his child."
"Whatever he is, he's so good-looking, everything he does is right!"
"..."
Suddenly a crisp voice came.
"A group of vulgar fans dare to come to apprentice?"
Her black hair fluttered in the wind like a waterfall, her long eyebrows fell into her temples, her eyes were so captivating, and her skin was as firm as fat.She was still wearing a pink wide-sleeve embroidered peony gauze skirt that many girls liked, but why did Lingxi look so unfit for her eyes?
"This woman is gorgeously dressed and looks good."
"It should be the daughter of some high-ranking fairy."
"I like this girl."
Lingxi: "..." You just look at your face, don't you?
The woman raised her head and walked to the front of the crowd, followed by a woman wearing a goose yellow wide-sleeved embroidered peony gauze skirt.
In this way, the woman in pink is arrogant and arrogant, and the woman in yellow is as quiet as a virgin, and it seems that she is not the same person.But when they were so close, they were so close, it was really bewitched to say that it didn't matter.
The woman in yellow smiled and said: "The third princess is indeed very beautiful. One step forward, I feel ashamed of myself."
The woman in pink raised her face and said, "I am the three princesses of the East China Sea, and I am naturally outstanding in terms of beauty and talent."
It turned out to be the third princess of the East China Sea. I heard that the Dragon King of the East China Sea doted on his third daughter. Now it seems that he really dotes on him very much!
The three princesses of the East China Sea are not afraid of making troubles, and after speaking a few words without shame, they grabbed two innocent women beside them and pointed at them: "One of you is poorly dressed, and the other is eating non-stop, are you here to make fun of me?" ?”
The two women didn't say anything, they looked like the kind of people who would calm down.
It's a pity that Lingxi was also spoiled by the Emperor of Heaven, and when the road was uneven, Lingxi's violent temper became even more aggravated!
Lingxi secretly performed a moon-changing spell, changing both Lingxi's clothes and the clothes of the woman in plain clothes into clothes made of moon shadow gauze.Then immediately squeezed out of the crowd, and it became even more sensational for a while.
Lingxi thought that those people were amazed by the material of the two of them, but Lingxi listened attentively.
"There is a more beautiful girl here. Although she is wearing plain white clothes and only has a white jade hairpin on her head, she cannot stop her natural beauty."
"Why didn't I see it just now?"
"If only I could be her senior brother..."
Lingxi cast a cold glance at the men who were whispering, and they happened to look at Lingxi and quickly avoided it.
However, the atmosphere around her was getting colder and colder. The three princesses of the East China Sea were staring at Lingxi angrily. It seemed that Lingxi was out of breath and stole her limelight.
Not only do I want to steal your limelight, I also want to drag the two people you ridiculed to steal your limelight together.
Lingxi took the plain-clothed woman's hand, raised her head slightly, and said with the corner of her mouth hooked: "The third princess of the East China Sea, right? You said she was dressed in shabby clothes?"
The third princess of the East China Sea gave Lingxi a cold look, and Lingxi continued: "It seems that the third princess should be a good girl, even such a good Yueying Qingsha can't recognize her."
There was discussion among the crowd.
"What is Moon Shadow Veil?"
"do not know……"
"It seems that it is really a bit unusual..."
Lingxi smiled coldly, "It's no wonder that the three princesses don't recognize it. It was woven by the fairy Chang'e who injected the spirit of moon shadow into the silk of the sky. Sister Chang'e wove a total of ten pieces of moon shadow gauze. There are only ten high-ranking gods who receive this generous gift from my sister.
This moon shadow gauze looks like ordinary cloth, but it can absorb the essence of the sun and the moon. It is warm in winter and cool in summer. The person who wears it can increase his immortal power even in his sleep. "
The crowd exploded again. Can such a good material not explode? The key is that Lingxi said that only high-ranking gods have it.
So everyone used their imaginations to unravel the "mystery of life experience" between Lingxi and the woman in plain clothes.
Sometimes, if you want to hit someone, just hit, nothing can be solved without a fight! (among friends, hahaha)
(End of this chapter)
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