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Chapter 905 I fell into a cesspit when I was 15 years old

Du Haokun and Du Minyue said with expressions of knowing everything, "Oh, uncle...hehehehe..."

The little bun said depressedly: "Mother, are you trying to play the rhythm of the dead son?"

He Xiaowan hurriedly said: "My lord, please forgive me, I will never tell the children what happened when Xiao Baizi was 15 years old."

Du Minyue and Du Haokun hurried over and said, "Uncle was 15 years old, what happened?"

Jasmine said: "Where is there anything? There is really nothing."

He Xiaowan nodded quickly and said, "No, nothing really happened."

Du Minyue said: "Based on my rich experience, something must have happened when my uncle was 15 years old."

Du Haokun nodded and said, "I agree too."

Little Baozi's face turned even redder. He was really torn in his heart. How could such a thing be said?How embarrassing!
"Mother, sister, you two really want to embarrass me in front of the juniors."

Du Minyue said with a smile: "Grandmother, just tell me, otherwise this journey will be too boring, just tell us a little joke and let us all come and listen, so happy, we will be here soon."

The little bun said helplessly: "You all sacrifice my reputation."

Du Haokun patted Xiao Baozi on the shoulder and said, "Uncle, don't worry, we won't take it to heart."

Jasmine said: "Let me tell you, cough cough cough, when Xiao Baozi was 15 years old, his love affair first started, one day, while walking on the street, he saw a beautiful woman passing him by, this beautiful woman was very cute. It’s really pretty, of course it’s a bit worse than when Niang was younger. Kekekeke, Xiao Baozi kept looking back, looking at it, and bumped into the wall, and then... hahaha..."

As she spoke, she couldn't help laughing.

Du Minyue said: "Mom, this is nothing funny, it just hit the wall."

Jasmine said: "The problem is, he hit his nose and face bruised and swollen, then covered his face, and accidentally fell into the latrine next to him... Haha... Whoops, my stomach is about to cramp from laughing..."

uh... this...

"Hahaha……"

Everyone laughed, only Xiao Baozi blushed like an overcooked prawn.

Jasmine said, "Isn't it funny?"

The little bun said: "Sister, I don't think I will have the face to face people in the future."

Jasmine patted him on the shoulder, and said comfortingly, "It's okay, you said the same thing back then, but haven't you been living well these past few years?"

Du Minyue rubbed his stomach and said, "Uncle, this joke is really too funny. I really want to know how you got up after you fell into it."

Du Haokun said: "At that time, my uncle should have been practicing martial arts. It must have been the tiger's body shaking, the lion's roar, and he flew out of the latrine, and saw a dung rain that smashed the sky... Ha ha ha ha……"

Xiao Baozi gave him a hard look and said, "I'll make you do a thousand sit-ups later!"

Du Haokun quickly covered his mouth, because the change was so great that he choked in his throat.

(End of this chapter)