Datang Nongsheng

Chapter 93 The Realm of Doing Business
It can be said that as soon as this sketch came out, it ignited the entire restaurant. It brought the charm of words to the extreme, but the story is not over yet.

Xiang Chuanchang looked a bit ugly, but he said again, "I can add words to change this couplet, you listen carefully: Yingyingyan Yan Cui Cui Hong is harmonious everywhere."

Such a change has pushed everyone's emotions to a higher level. Needless to say, the audience held their breath and looked at Chang Sun Chong on the stage.

Chang Sun Chong heard the words, but still smiled easily, and said, "The next couplet, it may not be impossible to add words and change it! You also listen carefully: rain, rain, wind, wind, flowers, grass, grass, and grass year after year."

"Wonderful, wonderful..."

All the audience was hit to the peak of excitement by this wave after wave of climax, especially those who can read and write. They feel that they have seen a miracle today. Li Yuan on the third floor was so excited that he almost pinched Li Chengqian's hand. , while Li Shimin's attention was focused on the stage, he was even more puzzled, how much stuff was hidden in the stomach of that boy surnamed Sun, he could think of such witty words, he was simply a monster.

After everyone's excitement subsided a bit, they realized that Duo Chuanchang on the stage was a little out of breath, and said in a hurried tone, "Ten people are thinking, thinking about the king, thinking about the country, thinking about the community."

Chang Sun Chong said without the slightest pause, "Eight eyes can enjoy it together, and you can enjoy the flowers, the flowers, the moon and the beauty."

Duo Chuanchang also answered the question directly, "Walk around, turn around, turn off the horse and stop."

Chang Sun Chong said without hesitation, "Fly the tiger flag, fly the flag to the tiger, and roll the flag to hide the tiger."

"The fog locks the mountain, the mountain locks the fog."

"The sky is connected to the water and the tail is connected to the sky."

"On the stage of poetry competition, talent in poetry competition, talent in poetry competition on the stage of poetry competition, poetry talent is peerless."

"Wangjiang Tower, look at the river flow, look at the river flow from the Wangjiang Tower, the river flows through the ages."

"you······"

Duo Chuanchang made a few pairs in a row, but Chang Sun Chong matched them all seamlessly. The last pair even used the Wangjiang Tower where everyone is now, making people stare at each other with breathless breath. All the audience on the stage shouted cheerfully. At this moment, the person on the stage was speechless and blushing. It was because the red fuel he secretly stuffed into his mouth just now tasted too bitter.

"Ah, puff~"

Duo Chuanchang actually sprayed a mouthful of blood on the stage. This scene is so similar to the scene in the court that day.

"This dog thief."

On the third floor, Cui Shaoyuan was furious and cursed.

When he said that, the other young masters also thought of this, and their faces turned ugly.

"This kid, just after the turmoil in the court, he was singled out again." Li Shimin shook his head and said in a low voice.

"Wahhaha, the old man knows how that old ghost Cui vomited blood in the hall that day." Cheng Yaojin laughed in the private room.

"Where does this bastard put my Pei family's face?"

Pei Ji was happy when he first watched this cross talk. In the first half, he made Lawyer Pei into a talented person. Unfortunately, he was defeated all of a sudden and spurted blood. What do you want him to do? He is still happy, as much as he was happy before, he is as angry now, but he is still sober, knowing that he is just acting on the stage, otherwise, with lawyer Pei's true ability, he might not be right in front of the door frame for the rest of his life. That pair.

Of course, the mood of most of the audience is different from the few of them, just one word, cool.

Amidst the applause and applause from everyone, Duo Chuanchang was helped down by the maids for treatment, so now the problem comes, even Duo Chuanchang couldn't do justice to Chang Sun Chong, Cheng Chumo and Yuchi Baolin, two uneducated people How could it be Chang Sun Chong's opponent? It seems that this Liu Ruyan will belong to Chang Sun Chong in the end.

However, at this moment, the servant girl came out to speak again. It turned out that Miss Liu Ruyan had heard the couplet outside just now, so she published another couplet. Whoever matches can be Liu Ruyan's guest of honor.

At this moment, the audience became excited, and saw that the maid opened a wide scroll, on which were written five words "Yan Suo Pond Willow."

"That's right, tell me quickly, Young Master Eldest Sun will be the guest of honor for that Liu Ruyan, and tell me to wait and see how beautiful Liu Huakui is."

Seeing Sun Chong frowning in thought on the stage, the audience shouted loudly.

At this time, Sun Xiangfu had no choice but to appear again to signal everyone to be quiet, but the eldest Sun Chong on the stage looked more and more embarrassed, pointing at the five words, but kept shaking his head.

"Why, can't even you tell me?" Yuchi Baolin thought that he could easily answer this couplet by defeating Changsun Chong who was piercing his intestines, but he didn't expect that Changsun Chong had no answer for a long time.

"Hahaha, I should be lucky today. Didn't they face a pair like this just now, so I said: Wusuo Mountain Forest, what do you think, Miss Liu Ruyan, I should belong to you! "Cheng Chumo jumped out at this moment and said.

As soon as he said this, he called Cheng Yaojin Yixi in the private room on the third floor. He didn't expect his son to have such a quick talent. However, when he saw the eldest Sun Chong on the stage looking at his son like a fool , he realized that the answer might not be correct.

Sure enough, when Cheng Chu was thinking about breaking into the house, he was stopped by the maid and said, "Young master, the answer is not right, this couplet is not that simple, look at the radicals of these five words, it is gold, wood, water, fire, earth, Therefore, this couplet must have five elements corresponding to it."

After the servant girl explained this, many people with poor literary talents in the audience knew the power of this couplet. Seeing that the eldest Sun Chong on the stage couldn't agree, they thought about the answer by themselves, but after a long time, they didn't even have a clue. No.

"Uh, Brother Yuchi, quickly use your superpower!" Cheng Chumo was stopped by the maid, scratching his ears and cheeks depressedly, but couldn't think of an answer, so he said to Yuchi Baolin.

"Yeah, I have superpowers."

As he spoke, he took a few steps towards the edge of the stage, pointed back at the couplet in the servant girl's hand and shouted to the audience, "Whoever can match this couplet, I will give him ten thousand as a reward."

"Hiss, ten thousand strings."

The audience below the stage gasped, but they had no answer in their hearts!
"Ten thousand guan and no one is right? Then a certain one will make one hundred thousand guan, one hundred thousand guan, can anyone rightly make this couplet?"

Yuchi Baolin yelled again, in fact, he didn't know why Sun Xiangfu had the guts to ask him to call out a sky-high price of [-] guan. If someone really confronted him, would he really have to pay Give someone else [-] guan?

But he doesn't know that this is an absolute, even after a thousand years, there is no upper and lower couplets with a completely correct artistic conception, let alone being corrected by others on the spot when the couplets first appeared in the world.

There was a buzz of flies and mosquitoes in the audience, but no one came up with an answer. In the end, everyone saw that the eldest grandson rushed to the maid and cupped his hands, so they stopped discussing to see what he had to say.

Unexpectedly, Changsun Chong said, "I won't be able to match this couplet in the next moment. If there is more time, I might be able to match it."

The servant girl said immediately after hearing the words, "So, please come back, my lord! You can come again during the Shangyuan Festival. If you come to my Miss Liu at that time, the promise of the guest of honor will still be valid."

After all, several people on the stage bowed to those in the audience, and the curtain slowly fell down at this time.

"This······"

The audience who didn't see Liu Ruyan's face looked disappointed. Of course, the literati were thinking hard about the second couplet worth [-] guan, but no matter what they were thinking, they would definitely go to Yuanye. Gathered in Wangjiang Tower.

"Business can reach the realm of Sun Xiangfu, who else in this world can beat it." Li Shimin thought hard and couldn't answer, but soon found that he had been cheated by Sun Xiangfu, and cursed secretly, but he was very happy Well, this Wangjiang Tower makes money, isn't it because his royal family also makes money, and no matter how talented his Sun Xiangfu is, it's not for his royal family's use.

Li Yuan, who also thought hard for a moment, looked at Li Chengqian in his arms and said, "Does Chengqian know the answer?"

Li Chengqian shook his head and said, "I don't know, this is the end of the rehearsal."

"Hehe, this couplet is worth [-] guan, so how can Sun Zhengming be willing to show it to others so easily? I'm afraid that tonight, many scholars in Chang'an City will lose sleep because of this couplet." Li Shimin laughed.

The performance of this sketch was time-consuming, which should be due to the applause from the audience in the middle. Therefore, after the performance, nearly half an hour passed. Therefore, it took a long time for the curtain to fall, leaving enough time for the big guys. It's time to go to the bathroom. Next, there will be a song and dance performance to refresh the audience. After Sun Xiangfu finished the program introduction, he left and went to the backstage.

"Lady, are you ready? After these few shows, I'll just watch you."

Sun Xiangfu stared blankly at Yu Xiu'er's attire, but swallowed the word 'wife' abruptly, and said in a different tone.In fact, when Yu Xiu'er put on layers of gauze skirts, she was so delicate and beautiful, it gave Sun Xiangfu a sudden feeling.

"It's ready, as long as Husband takes a good look at it when the time comes."

Today, she wants to play "Spring River Flower Night Moon" alone with her pipa in her arms. In this kind of crowd, it takes a very strong aura to make this kind of non-exciting ancient music catch the audience's ears. Meeting the needs of different audience groups is a new challenge.

On the stage, the big drums were beating loudly. Under the leadership of Xi Junmai, twenty strong men dressed as Ouchi guards ran from the left and right sides of the stage to the center of the stage, standing in a formation, following the rhythm of the drums. , began to punch.

In fact, Sun Xiangfu's programming took into account all audience groups. There are cute babies singing and dancing that children like, crosstalk and funny comics that ordinary people like, and word games that literati like. Now, it's time to go on Soldiers love it.

"Women rise from the mountains and look north, dragons rise and horses neigh, and the sword is like frost, and the heart is like the vastness of the Yellow River. Who can resist in 20 years..."

The high-spirited and energetic male chorus resounded on the stage, as well as the fierce fists and kicks on the stage, which immediately made all the audience feel a burst of aura in their chests, especially those generals who were born in the army. Immediately felt that this song sang the ambition in my heart.

In the early Tang Dynasty, Hu Feng was prevalent, and the number of dignitaries born in the army was relatively large, and the cheerful rhythm of Qiuci singing and dancing music was the mainstream in this period. As for the light music that hurts spring and sorrow, which was popular in Song and Ming Dynasties, it does not mean that no one liked it in this period, but In such a crowded place, obviously there is no such kind of military style to make a fuss.

When the last sentence "I would like to defend the land and open the frontiers, and the majestic Tang Dynasty will let the Quartet come to congratulate" was sung, even Li Shimin stood up from the seat in the stand excitedly. For fans of singing, dancing and music, he personally led the choreography and choreography of King of Qin's Breaking the Array. The drums beat all day long, and the sound spread far and wide, with a powerful momentum. Li Chengqian also inherited a little bit of Li Shimin's genes in this regard.

(End of this chapter)