bluetooth journey

Chapter 7

Two days later, that is, the third day after the foreign tea, the weather was fine and cloudless, suitable for funerals and funerals.

Everyone gathered around the Ren family's ancestral grave, and a large number of young and strong men were helping to dig the soil.

As soon as Ren Tingting saw Chen Jie, she ran over and took Chen Jie's hand, chatting about certain topics.

Qiusheng and Wencai chatted boredly on one side, and at the same time glanced at the two talking over there from time to time.

It turned out that after that day, Chen Jie told Uncle Jiu, Wencai and Qiusheng about the marriage. After they found out about it, Wencai was a little depressed, but he didn't say anything. Congratulations to both of you.

Of course, now Wencai and Qiusheng are talking about Chen Jie and Chen Jie's petty complaints about being of the opposite sex and being inhumane in front of the public.

At the same time, Ren Tingting's cousin Awei was also jealous, but he didn't do anything.

Master Ren had already told him before, and Master Ren bought his security guard status for him, so he didn't dare to disobey Master Ren's words.

At this time, Master Ren asked Uncle Jiu after meeting him, "What does Uncle Jiu think of this tomb? This is a rare geomantic cave that Mr. Feng Shui praised in the past."

With a smug expression after speaking, the landowner just likes to show off.

Uncle Jiu didn't let him down, nodded and boasted: "Yes, this is indeed a geomantic treasure cave. This is a superficial tomb that cannot be buried flat, but can only be buried by law. I wonder if I'm right?" After speaking, he looked at Master Ren.

Master Ren was also a little surprised, nodded and said: "That's right, Mr. Feng Shui did say that, only legal burials, not flat burials."

Only then did Wen interject, "What is Master's funeral? Is it a French funeral?"

Uncle Jiu almost died of anger. He didn't expect that he didn't read books in ordinary times. This is the knowledge contained in the Maoshan Basic Introductory Knowledge.

Uncle Jiu didn't say it directly, but turned to look at Qiusheng and said, "Qiusheng, tell me."

When Qiu Sheng heard it, he secretly groaned. As a naughty ghost who doesn’t like reading, you asked me to answer this to make me look ugly, so he said, “Master, I don’t know either, Ajie, do you know?”

Qiu Sheng kicked the ball to Chen Jie, and Chen Jie knew that it was time to save face for Uncle Jiu, otherwise the three of them would have nothing to eat when they went back.

Fortunately, I have the skill of photographic memory, and I am still a person who has seen the movie, so I quickly replied:
"Master, the French burial is a vertical burial. The hole is three feet long and only four feet are available, and the hole is one foot three and only three feet are available. This is a French burial."

After finishing speaking, Chen Jie looked at Master Ren, and Uncle Jiu looked a little better, thinking in his heart, "Fortunately, there are still people who understand, otherwise I will lose face..."

Master Ren gave a thumbs up after hearing this, and boasted: "Ajie is right, Uncle Jiu is indeed a capable person, and his disciples are all so extraordinary.

Mr. Feng Shui said at the beginning that if the ancestors are buried vertically, the future generations must be good. "

Master Ren only praised Chen Jie. After all, they will soon be a family, so no matter how much they praise, as for Wencai and Qiusheng, Master Ren said he didn't see it. Who are you, hehe.

Uncle Jiu asked back, "Then I wonder if Mr. Feng Shui is right?"

Master Ren's expression was a little embarrassed, "I don't know why, but the business has been going from bad to worse these years. Back then, Mr. Feng Shui said that the coffin would have to be relocated in 20 years."

Uncle Jiu snorted, "I think you have a grudge against this Feng Shui master. How did you get this tomb back then?"

Master Ren hurriedly said: "Back then my father took a fancy to this land and bought it from Mr. Feng Shui with money."

Uncle Jiu said disapprovingly: "It's just a lure, not a threat? I think you must have threatened, otherwise it wouldn't be like this."

Master Ren's face is also not very good-looking, and it's hard to say what happened back then.

Uncle Jiu continued: "You sprinkled lime on it, and the coffin didn't get any water, how could it be good?

Fortunately, he told you to move your grave after 20 years, so you didn't harm your [-]th generation. "

After Uncle Jiu finished speaking, the soil had already been dug there. At this time, Uncle Jiu shouted to everyone:

"Everyone, today is the time when Ren Gong Weiyuan will see the light of day again. Anyone aged 36, 22, 35, and 48 who belong to the rooster and ox year will turn around and avoid it. Everyone tidy up their clothes, and after the avoidance, the coffin will be opened."

After speaking, the coffin was opened, and at this time, crows were flying in the sky, which seemed to symbolize an ominous omen.

After opening the coffin, I saw that the old man Ren was dressed neatly in the Qing Dynasty official cap, and his body was not decayed, as if he had not been buried for a long time.

Uncle Jiu and Chen Jie frowned when they saw it. It seemed very troublesome. It must have been a corpse change.

Master Ren and Ren Tingting knelt down in a hurry, calling dad and grandpa, no tears could be seen on their faces, after so many years, no matter how deep their feelings were, they would not be able to cry for so long.

Master Ren asked, "Uncle Nine, is this superficial still usable?"

Uncle Jiu shook his head and said, "You can't touch the same spot again after just a little bit of water. This hole is useless."

Master Ren was also a little disappointed when he heard this, good acupuncture points are still hard to come by.

Uncle Jiu thought for a while, and decided to persuade Master Ren to burn the body, so as not to change things later, so he said:
"Master Ren, Mrs. Ren's body has not rotted for 20 years, there may be something wrong, I suggest cremating the body on the spot."

Master Ren shook his head like a rattle when he heard the words, he firmly disagreed, stood up and said:

"No, my father was most afraid of fire when he was alive. He can do anything, but he can't be cremated!! Uncle Jiu, please think of another way."

Uncle Jiu was also very helpless, but Chen Jie didn't want to change the plot at this time, so he didn't try to persuade him.

Uncle Jiu had no choice but to say: "Then carry the coffin to Yizhuang. I'll think of a way and choose another place for burial."

After saying this, everyone started to leave, and Master Ren ordered the servants in his house to help carry the coffin to Yizhuang for placement.

Uncle Jiu said to Wencai, Qiusheng and Chen Jie, "The three of you will light a plum blossom fragrance array nearby later, and tell me the result of the incense lighting when you come back.

In addition, put some incense on the surrounding tombs. The three of you will split up and come back early. "

After speaking, he shook his head and left, seeming to be worried about how to solve this zombie problem.

After hearing this, Chen Jie knew that the next plot would be the time for the female ghost Xiaoyu to appear. How to complete that task—let the female ghost Xiaoyu say that you are so handsome.

It would be easy to be responsible for offering incense to the surroundings now, but Chen Jie, the romantic girl, is not interested either, so I'd better leave it to Qiu Sheng.

Chen Jie shook his head and decided not to think about it for the time being, but to continue thinking about what to do when he went back.

The three of them divided up the work. Both Wen Cai and Chen Jie lit plum blossoms around the tomb of Old Master Ren, while Qiu Sheng put incense on the surrounding graves, and Qiu Sheng could be heard muttering something from a distance.

Chen Jie could only helplessly smile bitterly, telling you to talk too much, you should bear the romantic debt, haha.

After finishing the plum blossom fragrance array, the result is the same as the original plot, and it really is two short and one long.

And Qiu Sheng in the distance also exclaimed, it seems that this buddy is destined to be entangled by a female ghost.Chen Jie thought maliciously in his heart.

The three of them ran back to Yizhuang together, and Wencai shouted: "Master, it's not good, it's not good!!"

When Uncle Jiu heard this, his face darkened. I'm fine. This brat really speaks without thinking.

However, Uncle Jiu still knew the seriousness, so he asked, "What's the result? Show me the incense."

After finishing speaking, he handed the incense to Uncle Jiu, and Chen Jie frowned and said:
"Master, people have three advantages and two disadvantages, and incense has two disadvantages and one long. If there is such an incense in the house, someone must be mourning."

Uncle Jiu looked at the incense and didn't speak immediately, thinking to himself: "It seems that the previous guess is correct, and it is estimated that this result must have something to do with Mrs. Ren's corpse."

Uncle Jiu said worriedly: "Hey, it seems that we have to be careful, but..."

Uncle Jiu didn't continue talking. Both Chen Jie and Qiu Sheng knew that what Uncle Jiu meant was that it was difficult to guard against, and there might be a dead person at some point.

But Wencai didn't understand why the master didn't continue talking, but asked his own question: "Master, where will people die? Is it here or somewhere?"

Obviously Wencai's mind has not yet turned the corner.

Uncle Jiu was almost pissed off, and said loudly: "If it's not the Ren family, it's still here!

I tell you to read more books, look at you, you don't even know about this kind of thing. "

This angry remark was also due to hating that iron cannot be made into steel, and Wen Cai really broke Uncle Jiu's heart.

After speaking, Uncle Jiu immediately ordered: "Prepare paper, pen, ink, sword, and chicken blood immediately."

When Wencai wanted to continue the teasing, Chen Jie immediately interrupted, "Master, it's yellow paper, ink pen, black ink, kitchen knife, peach wood sword, right?"

Chen Jie was afraid that his literary talents would make Uncle Jiu angry again, and he didn't know how long it would be delayed.

And Qiusheng was very clever and kept silent. He knew that he would not be scolded if he didn't speak up. This kid's cleverness has always been in the wrong place...

The three hurriedly ran away to prepare things. Chen Jie was also very envious of this technique. Although he knew the steps, he had never tried it before, and it would be easier to comprehend it after watching it once.

When the things were ready, Uncle Jiu put a finger into the bowl full of glutinous rice, tapped his finger, and a piece of glutinous rice just stuck to the tip of his index finger.

Then the finger passed over the candle, and the glutinous rice immediately burned.

Then Uncle Jiu threw the glutinous rice into the bowl containing the chicken blood, poured black ink into it at the same time, then covered the gossip mirror, lifted the bowl and mirror upright into the air, and finally pressed the bowl down gently with his fingertips The black ink immediately flowed into the ink fountain below.

Then Uncle Jiu ordered: "Flip all these ink fountains onto the coffin, and remember not to miss them."

After speaking, Uncle Jiu walked away and went back to his room, presumably to look through the classics to find a way.

When the three of them walked over, Chen Jie suddenly said, "Brother Cai, Qiu Sheng, I want to stuff a piece of garlic into Old Master Ren's mouth to see if I can restrain his corpse aura. Don't tell Master about this." , let’s pop the ink fountain up after stuffing it.”

Wencai and Qiusheng thought about it for a while, and found it a little interesting, so they nodded excitedly, indicating that there is no problem.As for whether they believe it or not, only they know.

So Chen Jie went to the kitchen to get a garlic, and the three of them pushed the coffin away together. Chen Jie stepped forward and stuffed the garlic into Mrs. Ren's mouth, shouting in his heart: "Eat garlic, old Ren, haha~"

Wencai and Qiusheng next to him were holding back their laughter. It seemed that Chen Jie was also playful, O(∩_∩)O haha~
After stuffing, Chen Jie immediately closed the lid of the coffin, and then the three of them flicked the ink fountain onto the coffin.

Because Chen Jie reminded not to miss the bottom, even the bottom was bounced this time, and I don't know how the old man will come out by then.

After finishing, the three parted. Qiusheng went back to her aunt's house and met the female ghost Xiaoyu on the way.

And Chen Jie and Wencai both went back to their rooms to sleep. Just after Chen Jie stuffed the garlic in, Xiaolan's mechanical voice came from his ear:

"Congratulations to the host for completing task 100: stuffing garlic into the mouth of Mrs. Ren, and successfully rewarding 320 points. The current total points are [-]. The host is an idiot, and we must continue to work hard~"

Xiaolan's mischievous voice teased Chen Jie again...

(End of this chapter)