Chapter 184

I don’t want Sun Wukong to let all the waiters at the Pantao Club fall asleep, the figure of the Bull Demon King flashes out. The Yaochi Heavenly Realm obviously belongs to a day other than 33 days, but it was originally in West Kunlun, so 33 days is also a day. Can't see Yaochi Tian territory.

So the bully didn't pay attention to Sun Wukong, and started to let go of eating and drinking, and drank a pot of wine in one gulp, and then began to pull his pants, and there was a burst of "squeaky" sound in an instant.

As a result, Sun Wukong was dumbfounded before he even moved: "Brother Niu, what's wrong with you?"

The Bull Demon King said in a rough voice: "Have you not found out yet, you monkey? This Pantao Club is just a game against you, and you are here to make trouble, so why don't you surprise them?"

In an instant, Monkey King also realized that Pan Tao was waiting for him to be a pit?

As a result of this reaction, the Bull Demon King had already eaten all the dragon liver and phoenix marrow on the long table in front of him.

But it’s okay to eat clean, and he even started to take off his pants and squat on the long table again, and immediately a lump came out, which also made Monkey King lose the idea of ​​​​tasting the dragon liver and phoenix marrow.

Then Niu Huo pointed out again, and immediately the lump on the long case turned into dragon liver and phoenix marrow again.

I saw the long cases around the Peach Club, but they were all divided into names and positions, and the long case that stretched and pissed was exactly the position of the Haotian Jade Emperor.

Then the Bull Demon King went straight to Yuanzi's position in Wanshoushan Town, and said in a rough voice: "Brother, don't touch the ones on Mount Emei and Mount Putuo, and change them in other places. I still have some Tathagata Buddha sticks here." Good medicine, give them some more."

The Bull Demon King said that he threw a porcelain bottle to Sun Wukong. There was room in the porcelain bottle, and it was impossible to fill it with just a little, so Monkey King couldn't help being weird in an instant.

Immediately afterwards, the two went together, the Bull Demon King was responsible for eating clean, and the two of them peed and peed together at the flat peach party. All the immortal wine and wine were replaced by their urine, and the dragon liver and phoenix marrow were replaced by their excrement.

Then with the guidance of the Bull Demon King, the lumps turned into dragon liver and phoenix marrow in an instant.

But in the future, the little white dragon can cure the diseases of mortal kings when he urinates. Obviously, the excrement and urine of the two also contain spiritual energy, but it is not as strong as the real dragon liver and phoenix marrow.

Then the Bull Demon King blew it out in one breath to dissipate all the smells. When the gods, Buddhas, and Bodhisattvas eat it again, they will feel that the spiritual energy is much weaker, and it is impossible to eat what it is.

Just like man-made dragon liver and phoenix marrow, immortal wine and immortal brew are also given medicine.

Especially the position of Zhen Yuanzi, the positions of the two male Bodhisattvas of Wutai Mountain and Jiugong Mountain, and the position of the Immortals of Shizhou and Three Islands, all were given some extra medicine by the Bull Demon King's special care.

The medicine was given by the master, he only said it was the Tathagata Buddha stick, but he didn't give instructions on how to use it, but with the insidiousness of the sage Sun Yuan, how can he use the medicine for himself?

So the Bull Demon King did not hesitate to lay down at the Pantao Meeting, and kept a little more privately by the way, the medicine given by the sage, even the five elders would not be able to detect the abnormality.

But I don't know Lihentian at the same time.

33 Heavens above Lihentian, also known as Taiqingtian, is the same independent first-level heavenly realm.

The Taishang Laojun was also instructing lightly: "Jinjiao, Yinjiao, you two, let all the fairy boys, fairy generals, fairy officials, and fairy officials in the alchemy room go to the third-story high pavilion Zhuling Dantai. Listen to me preaching with the ancient Buddha of the Western Burning Lamp."

In an instant, Silver Horn took the order: "Yes, master."

But Jin Jiao worried: "But master, if there is no one in the alchemy room, what if someone breaks into the alchemy room and steals the master's Nine Rank Golden Elixir?"

Taishang Laojun still said calmly: "Remember to put the five gourds and nine-turn golden elixir in a bright place, don't worry about it, no need to ask, just go and put it away."

Finally, the two boys took orders together and said: "Yes, master."

Immediately after Taishang Laojun raised it lightly, and arrived at Zhuling Dantai, a high pavilion on the third floor of Tushita Palace, and saw the ancient Buddha with a lamp burning in the face of a donkey in the west, already waiting.

Seeing the appearance of Taishang Laojun, Randeng Ancient Buddha couldn't help clapping his hands together: "Has the Taoist ancestor made arrangements?"

Taishang Laojun lightly flicked his fly whisk: "I have already sent away all the people in the alchemy room, and when the monster monkey comes to my alchemy room, if it is left unattended, it will eat my five-gourd nine-turn golden elixir." .”

The ancient burning lamp Buddha also joined hands again: "If ordinary immortals eat so much at one time, they will definitely explode and die on the spot, but the physique of the monster monkey is different. It is not only the body of the ancestor witch in the prehistoric era, but also has the soul , can practice supernatural powers."

Taishang Laojun nodded slightly: "I use the five-gourd nine-turn golden elixir as a medicine, and I will be able to refine that monster monkey back to its original origin, and refine a chaotic elixir that has never been seen before, but there is still a way to lead it." He comes."

The ancient burning lamp Buddha said directly and indifferently: "What's so difficult about this?"

Immediately pointed out that an invisible road leads directly from Tushita Palace to the gate of Yaochi Baoge, that is, as long as the monster monkey leaves the Baoge, it can only go to Tushita Palace.

Taishang Laojun immediately couldn't help but asked indifferently: "I don't know how the Buddhist scriptures are prepared?"

The burning lamp Buddha looked away from the Yaochi treasure pavilion and said: "It's a pity that I can't see the Yaochi heaven, and the monster monkey will come out soon.

As for learning the scriptures, I don't want to be able to share the merits of opening the sky. The Buddha and the Buddha set it 500 years later. "

Taishang Laojun also nodded: "In the past, the gods were enshrined in heaven, and I was not allowed to teach my Qi practitioners to disturb the world, and meddle in the change of dynasties in the world for a few days. Now the human beings who look south to the world no longer respect me. , should be punished in advance."

The ancient burning lamp Buddha also nodded lightly: "What the Taoist ancestor said is true. Now that the sage is out, it is no longer the time for the prehistoric gods. I think it is okay to send someone to the world.

It's just that if I write poems in the human world like Brother Yun Zhongzi once again, I'm afraid it will be difficult to work, and it will no longer cause the disaster of war in the world, but now the human beings in the Nanzhan world have regarded my fairy art as a sorcery. "

Taishang Laojun also pondered and nodded after hearing this: "Let's wait until the monster monkey is refined first, and then let the Dragon God of the Four Seas cast a spell first, causing the sea to flood, dragging all the coastal humans into the sea, and punishing them a little in advance;
At the same time, let the Dragon King of Hongjiang cast spells in that world to make heavy thunder, heavy rain, and hail, and bring disasters to the Nanzhan world. Once there is a famine, there will be chaos;
Afterwards, the birthday star can be sent to the human world to incarnate as a Sanqing Taoist immortal, to find a pair of people who have resentment and hatred in the heart of the human dynasty, and also have ambitions, and teach them the "Essentials of Peace" to represent the heavens and save the world. . "

The ancient Buddha who burned the lamp raised his hands: "The Taoist ancestor's plan is very good. When the time comes, I will also send people to the south to look at the world. This time, I will not intervene in the replacement of human dynasties. I just let the human beings mess up and kill each other. When enough people die, it will be easy to educate."

……

And it was between the two talking on the third floor of Lihen Tiandoushi Palace.

Seeing that the monster monkey finally came out of the Yaochi Baoge, it was already swaying from the fairy wine, turned its head and returned to the Monkey King's Mansion at the entrance of the Pantao Garden.

In the end, within a few steps, he unexpectedly arrived in front of Li Hentian's Tushita Palace.

Immediately, he couldn't help being puzzled, and he couldn't help saying to himself: "The Tushita Palace is above 33 days, and it is the place where Lihentian Taishang Laojun is located. How did I get here by mistake? No matter, no matter, I have never been here. At this crippled step, just look at him."

 The third update, please subscribe.

  
 
(End of this chapter)

Tap the screen to use advanced tools Tip: You can use left and right keyboard keys to browse between chapters.

You'll Also Like