The flood starts from the transformation

Chapter 203 Journey to the World ([-])

At the same time, Sun Yuan, although he didn't want to watch the wars in the world and wanted to avoid the world, but the Queen Mother of Yaochi knew the development track of the world, but she was interested in watching a few games, but Sun Yuan had to accompany her.

What's more, Sun Yuan was also interested in it. He didn't want the records of the Romance of the Three Kingdoms in later generations to be related to the prehistoric world, so Sun Yuan couldn't help being curious.

In the end, after looking back curiously, I realized that it seemed to be somewhat different from the records of the later generations of Fengshen Yanyi.

Unexpectedly, the human Dong Zhuo did not stay after entering the world of Luoyang, but directly took the little emperor to Chang'an, which was the city of Chang'an nearly 500 years later.

So Sun Yuan and the Queen Mother of Yaochi ignored the vision that happened on Dong Zhuo's road, but happened to catch up with the excitement in the world, which was even more lively than when the gods were enshrined in the past.

That is to say, a few veterans incarnated in the human world, pretending to be gods and playing ghosts for a long time, but they made an oolong, because the human Situ Wang Yun in the world is already plotting to let Lu Bu kill Dong Zhuo, but he has not yet implemented it.

So the current human Lu Bu didn't even have the idea of ​​killing Dong Zhuo, and the result was that no matter how he reminded him, it didn't work.

When the gods were enshrined in the past, eight hundred princes defeated King Zhou, but this time, seventeen princes gathered at Hulao Pass to defeat Dong Zhuo, which also interrupted the abdication of the human throne in time.

Under the prison of the human world, there is a hillside far away.

So this time Sun Yuan and the Queen Mother of Yaochi showed up at just the right time.

Sun Yuan turned into an ordinary farmer, and the Queen Mother of Yaochi also turned into an ordinary human woman in a novelty, obviously as excited as when she was traveling in the world.

Queen Mother of Yaochi: "Senior brother, is it true that husbands and wives are called husbands and wives in later generations?"

Sun Yuan nodded and couldn't help being curious: "Yes."

The Queen Mother of Yaochi smiled beautifully: "Then senior brother, you can call me wife."

Sun Yuan, who was watching from a distance, almost fell over, without turning his head, he said, "Ahem! What's the matter?"

No one else was present, but the Queen Mother of Yaochi said without any shyness: "We are husband and wife now, brother, shouldn't you call me wife?"

Sun Yuan continued without turning his head, "It's not a real couple."

Queen Mother of Yaochi: "Brother, we can also be a real couple."

Sun Yuan: "Ahem!"

Queen Mother of Yaochi: "The Daozu Laojun has a child, and the Jade Emperor Haotian also has a child. Don't you want a child? I have an egg in my belly since Honghuang, and I just want to have a child with my brother."

Sun Yuan: "Ahem! Ahem!"

Queen Mother of Yaochi: "Senior brother, you are not shy, are you? Do you think that I am not beautiful, or do you not like me?"

But Sun Yuan couldn't do that. Lao Tzu and Yuan Shi didn't have feelings for women. Hearing this, he couldn't help being molested by the Queen Mother of Yaochi so that his old face turned red, so he said, "I'm just an incarnation now."

The Queen Mother of Yaochi immediately couldn't help but said happily: "Then in the future, when the senior brother is in the body of a saint, let the eggs in my belly start to conceive our children? Anyway, no one will know."

Sun Yuan's old face was embarrassed: "Ahem! Yaochi, look quickly, Liu Bei, Guan Yu, and Zhang Fei seem to be coming from far away."

The Queen Mother of Yaochi couldn't help but said happily with her beautiful eyes: "Brother, you have agreed. From now on, I will be husband and wife with you. In private, you should call me my wife, and then we will have a child together. I don't want to be an ordinary person like this. It’s such a fun feeling.”

No one in the Three Realms knew that the Queen Mother of the Heavenly Court Yaochi Tiangong was already in the lower world, and she was incarnated with the former sage Sun Yuan and sealed herself as a mortal couple.

Sun Yuan could only be embarrassed for a while, he knew that Nuwa would come to the world with him, and Nuwa would definitely not be as troublesome as the Queen Mother of Yaochi, but she would not be as interesting as the Queen Mother of Yaochi.

Although the two of them sealed themselves as mortals, their mana cultivation level was still there, but when they looked up, they saw three people riding horses from a distance, but they were Liu Bei, Guan Yu, and Zhang Fei, and they also stopped on a hillside. .

Liu Bei suddenly pointed to the distance ahead and said: "Second and third brothers, the front is where Yuan Shao gathers all the princes from all walks of life, let's go to the alliance as well."

Although the three brothers, Taoyuan and Taoyuan, made it clear this time, they were all well aware of their scheming in the first place, but this time they were picked out by the hateful old man.

Besides, the old man and his wife had been beaten to death by Zhang Fei in Taoyuan, so the three of them were still the same as before. Even though they knew each other's thoughts, they still pretended not to know, and then they ate at the same table and slept in the same bed.

The only thing is that Guan Yu's two-foot-long beard is equivalent to the half-meter-long beard of later generations. He looks quite individual, but in fact he looks like a psychopath.

First of all, how does Guan Yu keep his half-meter-long beard neat and tidy at all times?It is certain that only by combing it frequently can it be kept neat and tidy at any time.

Therefore, Guan Yu must comb his beard whenever he has nothing to do, and since no one has ever seen Guan Yu comb his beard, it means that Guan Yu combs his beard secretly every time.

That is to say, the real side is that every time Guan Yu would secretly comb his beard in secret, that's why Guan Yu's beard was kept neat at all times when no one had seen Guan Yu combing his beard.

Then one point is, when you wash your face in the morning, do you wash the half-meter-long beard on your chest?After washing, he didn't do it for half a day, so it was impossible for Guan Yu to wash his beard every day. In fact, only Liu Bei and Zhang Fei knew the smell of his beard.

The last point is, where does Guan Yu put his half-meter-long beard when he squats in the toilet?It becomes messy when you put it on your legs, and you have to comb it again after squatting in the toilet, so you can only hold it with one hand while going to the toilet.

But under a hundred secrets, it is always inevitable to be sparse, so Guan Yu also had times when he squatted on the toilet in a hurry and forgot to lift his beard, and the result was that he urinated on his beard as soon as he squatted down.

Many people in later generations worshiped Guan Yu, but they never thought about where Guan Yu put his half-meter-long beard when he was squatting on the toilet?If you don't hold it with your hands, it will definitely hang to the ground!

And when it hangs to the ground, it will definitely urinate on its beard when it urinates.

I saw that even though the three of them were well aware this time, they still deliberately pretended to be brothers, and did not doubt Liu Bei's Han family clan status at all.

But he didn't notice that on the same hillside in the distance, the old couple who were beaten to death were standing, but this time they turned into a young human couple.

Sun Yuan also suddenly sent a voice transmission: "Okay, I call you wife, but you are not allowed to say it outside, otherwise, what kind of words will it sound like when we are husband and wife in this world?"You cast a spell, so that what the three of them said can be heard by the seventeen princes in the distance. '

The Queen Mother of Yaochi couldn't hold back her beautiful eyes immediately: "Good!Or brother, you will cheat people. '

Then the jade hand lightly pointed at the three of them, and Zhang Fei suddenly said rudely: "You can go! But there is one thing, big brother must obey me!"

Liu Bei couldn't help being curious, and said calmly with a face that showed no emotion, "Third brother, tell me."

As a result, the two people's voices fell, and the seventeen princes who were already present at the meeting from afar couldn't help being silent at the same time, and then looked at each other, and they couldn't help but wonder: "Who is talking here?" '

Immediately after hearing the rough voice just now, it sounded again: "Since we are going to meet the alliance, then the elder brother has to be the leader of the alliance! Otherwise, we will not join this broken alliance!"

In an instant, Yuan Shao, the human prince, couldn't help but turn pale, and the other sixteen princes also couldn't help being surprised: "Who is this?"How dare you say such big words? '

Everyone couldn't help looking up into the distance, and saw that the voice seemed to be blown by the wind. For a moment, everyone couldn't help but wait quietly to see who it was?

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