The flood starts from the transformation

Chapter 207 5 Years in the World

Chapter 207 500 Years in the World

But it was a few black-haired veterans.

One was a bald old man with a Mediterranean sea on his head, and he couldn't help sighing: "I didn't want to wait but ignored such a person. He can live to this day, but he can be regarded as a hero of the human side. He can't be the former Ji Chang."

The deformed big meat-headed old man said: "Emotions and anger are usually invisible, but you can control them naturally. You can be happy when you want to be happy, and cry when you want to cry. This is a moral person of my generation."

The dead god Yu Jilao said: "Throwing down brothers to run for their lives time and time again, and throwing down their own women and children to run for their lives time and time again, to be able to do it again and again, is indeed a moral generation like me."

The one-faced old man blinked his eyes: "He has eaten a woman, and he is indeed a man of morality like me."

The bald old Taoist muttered: "It's just that today I can help him escape, but I can't make him the god of my Taoism. Otherwise, when the sage returns in the future, the wisdom of the fourth uncle will be the most terrifying person. I'm afraid I will be able to guess it." I'm meddling in human affairs again."

The deformed big meat head said: "How about letting his three brothers become the gods of the Western religion? Now the Western religion also has Master Na Pujing who has settled in Yuquan Mountain. It seems that he is planning to accept his three brothers into the Western religion in the future." god."

……

Yaochi Tiangong.

The seven-clothed fairy is fine, so she can't help but read Romance of the Three Kingdoms together.

The fairy in purple couldn't help turning to No.19 and replied: "You are talking about the records of No.19, so it won't really happen in the world."

Fairy in green: "Then Liu Bei has abandoned his brothers, his women and children three times to run for his life. Obviously, in his heart, everything is not as important as his own life."

The soap-clothed fairy also nodded: "Indeed. Otherwise, how could a responsible man leave his woman and child behind and run for his life? It doesn't matter just once, the key is that Liu Bei has done it three times."

Fairy in Tsing Yi: "So this No.19 chapter records that she ate a woman, and it will really happen in the human world."

The fairy in red sighed: "Oh! This Liu Bei is the most hypocritical person in the world."

Fairy in yellow: "This hunter Liu An's house is just a thatched hut, but there are three mothers and wives living there. Liu An killed his wife in the kitchen next door, will there be any movement?
However, Liu Bei pretended not to know, but only waited for Liu An to prepare food, besides, Xiaopei was only a few hundred miles away from Xudu, and he could get there in a day without having to eat any food.

It is impossible for him not to know that Liu An killed his wife and cut up the meat for him to eat within a short distance, but he still ate it. It was not until the next day that he 'discovered' that Liu An's wife had been killed in the kitchen. "

Fairy Suyi also sighed: "In Liu Bei's eyes, since he can leave his wife behind and run for his life, it is obvious that his dearest wife is not as important as his own life in his heart.

Even his wife is not as important as his own life. He uses other people's wives as food, but he is echoing Liu Bei.It's just pity for that human woman who lost her life like this.

People who respect Liu Bei so much are all people who can kill their wives for Liu Bei to eat. Could it be that his mother is a human being, but his wife is not a human being?

If Liu An didn't have a wife, would he kill his own mother to feed Liu Bei? "

The red-clothed fairy sighed: "Human beings, no wonder the fourth master is unwilling to interfere with human beings. Do you think there will be people in future generations who will worship that Liu Bei?"

……

The human world that no one cares about in the Three Realms.

The land of Tanxi in the prehistoric world.

Well, that's right, Liu Bei once again left his brothers, wife, children, and everyone else and fled alone. In a blink of an eye, he fled for an unknown distance, when suddenly he saw a big stream blocking the way.

I couldn't help feeling bitter in my heart for a moment, as for fleeing with my 'brother', I was pointed out by an old man when I was sworn in at the beginning. There is no brotherhood at all, so how can my own life be important?
Especially for the second brother Guan Yu's two-foot-and-a-half-meter-long beard, the three of them ate at the same table and slept on the same bed.

That half-meter-long beard looks handsome, but do you wash your beard when you wash your face in the morning?I don't dry my beard for a long time after I wash it, so I seldom wash it.

If the beard is not washed for a long time, it will naturally have a smell. Sometimes when squatting on the toilet, I will urinate on my beard. The smell makes me have to smell it again. It is hard to describe it.

The same crucial point is that the three brothers are all upright adults, usually outsiders, and when they also show brotherhood in front of themselves, they eat at the same table, but the key is when they sleep together.

Three greasy old men in their 30s sleep on the same bed, but they all have physical needs, especially when they are sleeping in the arms of their second and third brothers at night in winter. It is impossible to sleep wearing clothes in winter. The scene felt even more indescribable.

It's a pity that the two brothers just can't get rid of them, and they always don't die.

As for the beautification and fabrication of Guan Yu in the Romance of the Three Kingdoms, it is obvious that although the current prehistoric world is basically the same as the records of the Romance of the Three Kingdoms in later generations, it seems to be the same as the history of the earth in later generations.

That is to say, Guan Yu in this prehistoric world is the same as that recorded in the history of the earth in later generations, and Guan Yu, who has never been beautified in the Romance of the Three Kingdoms, has never cut Huaxiong with warm wine, and has never passed five passes and cut six generals.

In fact, in Liu Bei's mind, Guan Yu is nothing but a man with scheming and force.

Because a normal person grows a beard to two feet and a half meters long?Do you wash your face in the morning?What do you do when you squat on the toilet?When crossing with a woman, the beard will also hang down on the woman.

The actual half-meter-long beard is just disgusting, obviously only mentally abnormal people can grow that long.

Seeing the Daxi blocking the way, Liu Bei finally sighed at the end of the road: "I'm dead now."

Finally got rid of the two brothers, but they have reached a dead end, but they don't know that they will still not die this time.

……

A few veterans in the dark.

The big meat head said: "If it is a moral generation like me, let's save him from a catastrophe. Afterwards, this war in the world will continue for decades, and tens of millions of human beings will die."

Immortal Taoist Yu Ji nodded: "Good. Letting human beings fight each other like this, killing tens of millions of people, is better than that Honghuang Donghuang Taiyi did it himself. Even if the fourth uncle returns, I can't say what I am waiting for."

The old man with a bald head said: "The Eastern Wu wants to subdue Cao Wei, but it can't let the world be unified. Only by supporting Liu Bei can the world be made more chaotic. After decades of war and chaos, all human beings will die."

The one-character-browed old man blinked his eyes: "At that time, as many as 500 million human beings will die, will the Fourth Master Uncle investigate the cause and effect of this incident in the future?"

Immortal Yu Ji said: "Brother Daoist Hua Nanhua is only a flash in the pan, how can the fourth brother know us? Besides, if Liu Guanzhang becomes the god of Western religion in the end, he has nothing to do with us."

Therefore, no one in the Three Realms knew about it, and no one cared about Liu Bei's cannibalism, and no one knew that Liu Bei leaped across the Tan River and escaped the impossibility.

In the blink of an eye, time passed in the world.

Suddenly on this day, Yuquan Mountain was flooded in the world.

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