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Chapter 283
Chapter 283 Zhu Bajie Who Was Scared Out Of Shit
At the same time, Sun Wukong couldn't help but turn his mind: "I wanted to give this old guy a kick, but seeing the old guy's performance is really real, why don't you try this grandson's acting skills again." '
The term "acting skills" was also learned from Sun Yuankou.
As a result, there was a movement in his heart, and suddenly a golden light flashed in his extremely fierce hand, showing a golden cudgel.
But before posing in front of the old man, the old man suddenly turned pale with fright, his legs and feet were numb, and he couldn't stand steadily. Soft.
Zhunti, who could see far away in an instant, couldn't help being stunned.
Sun Yuan also smiled, thinking that the old man's acting skills are getting better and better, so it's fun to play Monkey King like this, or what?Can't it be reminded normally?
Sun Wukong also said strangely for a moment in his eyes: "Old official, don't be alarmed, I am waiting for evil people to be kind, don't be afraid, don't be afraid. Just now, thanks to your kindness, there are monsters. I don't know how many strange things? Once tired Tell me, thank you so much."
He didn't want to lose his voice, but the old man was just trembling with fright, unable to speak at all, and pushed his deafness, saying no.
Monkey King could only return with a strange grin.
So after a while.
Zhu Bajie sprinkled nails and palladium in his waist again, straightened his legs with soap, twisted and pinched, hummed, swung, flung, flung, flung, and ran up the hillside, shouting directly to the old man: "Grandpa, sing!" gone."
The old man saw Sun Wukong go back, just stood up on crutches, seemed to be trembling to leave, and suddenly saw Zhu Bajie's huge mouth and fangs, and couldn't help being frightened in an instant:
"Grandfather! What kind of nightmare did you have tonight, and you met this group of villains? The first monk was ugly and ugly, and he still had a three-pointed appearance; this monk, why is he such a piercing mouth, slapped ears, iron face, Mane neck, no popularity at all?"
In an instant, Monkey King bared his teeth in the distance.
Drifting couldn't help being dumbfounded: "Could it be that some god changed this time?"Really an ordinary human old man? '
It is obviously impossible to be an ordinary human old man, because if it is a human, how do you know so much about monsters?Even the relationship with Xitian, the relationship with Heaven, the relationship with the Dragon King of the Four Seas, and Yama of the Ten Palaces are all clear.
But if it's not an ordinary human being, then this pretending is too weird!Don't you feel embarrassed?
So Sun Wukong bared his teeth.
Drifting was dumbfounded.
Xiao Bailong was also dumbfounded.
Tang Seng waited honestly, how should he deal with the monster this time?Of course, Tang Seng and ordinary people's ears can't hear it, and they can't hear the conversation in the distance at all.
Zhu Bajie also immediately hummed and said: "You old man is not shy, and you are a bit flattering. I am ugly, but I am ugly, but Nai, look at it for a while, and you will be handsome."
In the end, the old man couldn’t help but be caught by Zhu Bajie’s words, and it’s a bit fun to play with Monkey King, but with Zhu Bajie’s pig demon, how can he be handsome after a while with the image of a pig head with huge mouth and fangs? up?
So he simply stopped pretending and asked, "Where did you come from?"
Zhu Bajie snorted, and Daozhen said honestly: "I am the second apprentice of Tang Seng, and my Dharma name is Wu Neng Bajie. The monkey bumped into the father-in-law before, and he never asked him the truth, so I came to ask again.
Dare to ask my father-in-law, what kind of mountain is this?What hole is there in the mountain?What kind of fairy is Dongliguo?Where can I go around?Annoy your father-in-law for instructions. "
The old guy couldn't help but say, "Are you honest?"
Zhu Bajie hummed: "I dare not have the slightest innocence in my life."
Old man: "You don't want to be like the monk before."
Zhu Bajie snorted: "I'm not like him."
Finally, the old man leaned on his crutches and said: "This mountain is called Babaili Shituoling, and there is a Shituo Cave in the middle, and there are three demon heads in the cave.
Those three devils are all supernatural powers. They have five thousand little demons on the South Ridge, five thousand on the North Ridge, [-] on the East Road, and [-] on the West Road;
There were also four to five thousand patrollers, ten thousand door guards, countless fire-burners, and countless firewood collectors, totaling forty-seven to eight thousand.These are all named and branded, and they are designed to eat people here. "
However, the honest Zhu Bajie didn't want to hear about it, so he turned around and left.
Seeing that he was about to reach Tang Seng, he suddenly dropped the nine-toothed rake on the ground, and squatted down by the roadside to defecate.
In an instant, Zhun mentioned secretly in the distance and couldn't help but look dumbfounded. What kind of a masterpiece is this?
The old man who had changed from Taibai Jinxing was also dumbfounded. Why did Marshal Peng squat on the side of the road and shit when he heard about it that day?
Sun Wukong bared his teeth.
Drifting Monk, Little White Dragon, and Tang Monk couldn't help but look dumbfounded, what's going on?
Sun Wukong couldn't help shouting directly: "Idiot! Why don't you answer, but squat there?"
Zhu Bajie hummed and said, "I'm bluffing shit. Needless to say now, let's go to our own lives as soon as possible."
I was so scared that shit came out.
Sun Yuan couldn't help but twitch the corner of his mouth in the dark, such a pig, how could there be so many idiots in the future who will become fans of pig monsters?There are still so many people who like pig demons.
So he couldn't help but bared his teeth and said: "You idiot, Lao Sun is not frightened when he asks the letter, so if you ask, you will be scared out of shit like this?"
Zhu Bajie hummed: "The old man said that this mountain is called Babaili Shituo Mountain, and there is a lion camel cave in the middle, and there are three old demons and [-] little demons in the cave, who eat people there. If we feed him some of the mountains, he will eat it in his mouth. Don't think about it, let's go to our own lives as soon as possible."
Sun Wukong bared his teeth again and said: "You idiot, are you a human? Or is Drifting a human? They eat people, why are you afraid of a pig? Everyone is a monster, do you need to scare shit out?"
Finally, Zhu Bajie was so enlightened by a word, he immediately snorted, got up without wiping his buttocks, and said, "It's just that they cannibalize people, but my old pig is not a human being, so the master will be out of luck."
Sun Wukong also couldn't help laughing and said: "You don't have to worry about your master, the old sun will turn him into a monster too, you wait here, the old sun will go to the mountain to have a look, find a little monster and ask."
As he spoke, he just pointed out, and a golden light flashed on Tang Seng's body in an instant, and he also turned into a monster, and then several monsters sat on the side of the road and waited together.
Monkey King soared into the sky, and disappeared into Shituoling in front of him in a flash. Never forgive.
However, I don't want to just land on the quiet mountain, and just listen to the sound of tinkling, peeling and peeling bells behind the mountain.
Then there was another flash, and it turned out to be a little demon, walking from north to south with a "Ling" flag on his shoulders, a bell hanging around his waist, and a clapper in his hand.
(End of this chapter)
At the same time, Sun Wukong couldn't help but turn his mind: "I wanted to give this old guy a kick, but seeing the old guy's performance is really real, why don't you try this grandson's acting skills again." '
The term "acting skills" was also learned from Sun Yuankou.
As a result, there was a movement in his heart, and suddenly a golden light flashed in his extremely fierce hand, showing a golden cudgel.
But before posing in front of the old man, the old man suddenly turned pale with fright, his legs and feet were numb, and he couldn't stand steadily. Soft.
Zhunti, who could see far away in an instant, couldn't help being stunned.
Sun Yuan also smiled, thinking that the old man's acting skills are getting better and better, so it's fun to play Monkey King like this, or what?Can't it be reminded normally?
Sun Wukong also said strangely for a moment in his eyes: "Old official, don't be alarmed, I am waiting for evil people to be kind, don't be afraid, don't be afraid. Just now, thanks to your kindness, there are monsters. I don't know how many strange things? Once tired Tell me, thank you so much."
He didn't want to lose his voice, but the old man was just trembling with fright, unable to speak at all, and pushed his deafness, saying no.
Monkey King could only return with a strange grin.
So after a while.
Zhu Bajie sprinkled nails and palladium in his waist again, straightened his legs with soap, twisted and pinched, hummed, swung, flung, flung, flung, and ran up the hillside, shouting directly to the old man: "Grandpa, sing!" gone."
The old man saw Sun Wukong go back, just stood up on crutches, seemed to be trembling to leave, and suddenly saw Zhu Bajie's huge mouth and fangs, and couldn't help being frightened in an instant:
"Grandfather! What kind of nightmare did you have tonight, and you met this group of villains? The first monk was ugly and ugly, and he still had a three-pointed appearance; this monk, why is he such a piercing mouth, slapped ears, iron face, Mane neck, no popularity at all?"
In an instant, Monkey King bared his teeth in the distance.
Drifting couldn't help being dumbfounded: "Could it be that some god changed this time?"Really an ordinary human old man? '
It is obviously impossible to be an ordinary human old man, because if it is a human, how do you know so much about monsters?Even the relationship with Xitian, the relationship with Heaven, the relationship with the Dragon King of the Four Seas, and Yama of the Ten Palaces are all clear.
But if it's not an ordinary human being, then this pretending is too weird!Don't you feel embarrassed?
So Sun Wukong bared his teeth.
Drifting was dumbfounded.
Xiao Bailong was also dumbfounded.
Tang Seng waited honestly, how should he deal with the monster this time?Of course, Tang Seng and ordinary people's ears can't hear it, and they can't hear the conversation in the distance at all.
Zhu Bajie also immediately hummed and said: "You old man is not shy, and you are a bit flattering. I am ugly, but I am ugly, but Nai, look at it for a while, and you will be handsome."
In the end, the old man couldn’t help but be caught by Zhu Bajie’s words, and it’s a bit fun to play with Monkey King, but with Zhu Bajie’s pig demon, how can he be handsome after a while with the image of a pig head with huge mouth and fangs? up?
So he simply stopped pretending and asked, "Where did you come from?"
Zhu Bajie snorted, and Daozhen said honestly: "I am the second apprentice of Tang Seng, and my Dharma name is Wu Neng Bajie. The monkey bumped into the father-in-law before, and he never asked him the truth, so I came to ask again.
Dare to ask my father-in-law, what kind of mountain is this?What hole is there in the mountain?What kind of fairy is Dongliguo?Where can I go around?Annoy your father-in-law for instructions. "
The old guy couldn't help but say, "Are you honest?"
Zhu Bajie hummed: "I dare not have the slightest innocence in my life."
Old man: "You don't want to be like the monk before."
Zhu Bajie snorted: "I'm not like him."
Finally, the old man leaned on his crutches and said: "This mountain is called Babaili Shituoling, and there is a Shituo Cave in the middle, and there are three demon heads in the cave.
Those three devils are all supernatural powers. They have five thousand little demons on the South Ridge, five thousand on the North Ridge, [-] on the East Road, and [-] on the West Road;
There were also four to five thousand patrollers, ten thousand door guards, countless fire-burners, and countless firewood collectors, totaling forty-seven to eight thousand.These are all named and branded, and they are designed to eat people here. "
However, the honest Zhu Bajie didn't want to hear about it, so he turned around and left.
Seeing that he was about to reach Tang Seng, he suddenly dropped the nine-toothed rake on the ground, and squatted down by the roadside to defecate.
In an instant, Zhun mentioned secretly in the distance and couldn't help but look dumbfounded. What kind of a masterpiece is this?
The old man who had changed from Taibai Jinxing was also dumbfounded. Why did Marshal Peng squat on the side of the road and shit when he heard about it that day?
Sun Wukong bared his teeth.
Drifting Monk, Little White Dragon, and Tang Monk couldn't help but look dumbfounded, what's going on?
Sun Wukong couldn't help shouting directly: "Idiot! Why don't you answer, but squat there?"
Zhu Bajie hummed and said, "I'm bluffing shit. Needless to say now, let's go to our own lives as soon as possible."
I was so scared that shit came out.
Sun Yuan couldn't help but twitch the corner of his mouth in the dark, such a pig, how could there be so many idiots in the future who will become fans of pig monsters?There are still so many people who like pig demons.
So he couldn't help but bared his teeth and said: "You idiot, Lao Sun is not frightened when he asks the letter, so if you ask, you will be scared out of shit like this?"
Zhu Bajie hummed: "The old man said that this mountain is called Babaili Shituo Mountain, and there is a lion camel cave in the middle, and there are three old demons and [-] little demons in the cave, who eat people there. If we feed him some of the mountains, he will eat it in his mouth. Don't think about it, let's go to our own lives as soon as possible."
Sun Wukong bared his teeth again and said: "You idiot, are you a human? Or is Drifting a human? They eat people, why are you afraid of a pig? Everyone is a monster, do you need to scare shit out?"
Finally, Zhu Bajie was so enlightened by a word, he immediately snorted, got up without wiping his buttocks, and said, "It's just that they cannibalize people, but my old pig is not a human being, so the master will be out of luck."
Sun Wukong also couldn't help laughing and said: "You don't have to worry about your master, the old sun will turn him into a monster too, you wait here, the old sun will go to the mountain to have a look, find a little monster and ask."
As he spoke, he just pointed out, and a golden light flashed on Tang Seng's body in an instant, and he also turned into a monster, and then several monsters sat on the side of the road and waited together.
Monkey King soared into the sky, and disappeared into Shituoling in front of him in a flash. Never forgive.
However, I don't want to just land on the quiet mountain, and just listen to the sound of tinkling, peeling and peeling bells behind the mountain.
Then there was another flash, and it turned out to be a little demon, walking from north to south with a "Ling" flag on his shoulders, a bell hanging around his waist, and a clapper in his hand.
(End of this chapter)
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