Xiaohuang is not a fairy

Chapter 20 (1)
Chapter 13 (1)
Thin eyebrows and powder face, charming eyes and red lips, gaudy makeup, there is a kind of extreme temptation, the dark clothes line the skin with a wild honey color, the front is very low, the seductive cleavage is looming, and a faint fragrance wafts from the hands , so that people become dizzy and drunk, the soft and demonic voice is crisp to the bones of people.

Miss Yu is so ecstasy!Tian Zhen smiled dryly.

Sister Yu lost interest in women, let go of her, and slapped Jiu Shengcang's chest alluringly: "Sincang, stay with me tonight..."

"Grandma," before she could finish speaking, Jiu Xingcang covered his chest with a painful look on his face, "I'm seriously injured, I'll stay with you for another night, will I survive tomorrow!"

Sister Yu swayed her waist lightly, wrapping her arms around him: "Your life is more important than mine?"

Nine Dead Cang shook his head again and again: "Please forgive me, it's really...the intention is powerless, the intention is powerless."

Sister Yu was not disappointed either, she turned to the magic protector, winking all over the place.

The magic protector backed away with a dark face: "My family's... aunt knows, please forgive me."

"They're not men!" Sister Yu sighed faintly, and swayed away.

Looking at her back, Nine Dead Cang swallowed her saliva, and explained with Tian Zhen: "This is Yu Yangjiao of 'Chaosfen Chunse', the kung fu she cultivated... Cough cough, she vowed to read all the men except my emperor."

It turns out that this sister likes to have one-night stands!Regarding the decision to expel Lord Demon God, Tian Zhen expressed his understanding, it was too much a test of guts: "Indulging in lust hurts the body, hurts the body."

"Most men in the devil world have been tortured by her. If a god meets her, they will lose their lives."

……

In the demon world, Lord Demon God is the supreme and absolutely powerful existence, Tian Wang Lu Binghe is currently the only character who can rival the God of War, and Xiao Tian Wang Lu Xiaocan is known for his tricks.In front of their father and son, no matter how capable they are, they will be hit, and thus lose confidence in performance, gradually degenerate, and lose the goal of struggle, thus creating an incomparably harmonious demon world.

Fortunately, for people like Tian Zhen, it makes no difference whether they degenerate or not.

Going to work on time every day to discuss matters, gathering people to drink and gamble after get off work, and occasionally going out to make trouble together, Tian Zhen is very satisfied with his corruption, and occasionally thinks angrily, now we have a stronger new leader and so many friendly companions, so we can live as usual Be comfortable!

In a blink of an eye, it was half a month later.

On this day, Tian Zhen went to the meeting place as usual, and found that Guardian Gushi and the others had arrived first. The difference from the past was that all of them bowed their waists around one place, looking extremely respectful.

Lord Demon God rarely walks around, who is it?Tian Zhen squeezed in and took a look, shrinking back in fright.

All the demons respect the two heavenly kings second only to the demon gods, especially this famous little devil, who dares to offend?At this moment, everyone flattered him while explaining the recent news to him.

Lu Xiaocan put his little hands behind his back, listened solemnly, and finally wondered: "Father wants to send me to deal with Mu Meiji, why?"

Afraid that the lies he had made up would be exposed, Jiu Shengcang said first: "That Mu Meiji kidnapped her to practice, and even said a lot of disrespectful things to His Majesty."

Lu Xiaocan rolled his eyes: "You were beaten by her, right?"

Being exposed by him, Jiu Sicang bowed in fright: "This subordinate will never dare to lie to Little Heavenly King. It is true that her words are rude, and this subordinate is angry..."

"Whoever dares to scold my father, you must have made it up!" Lu Xiaocan pinched his face unceremoniously, "Okay! You are afraid of being blamed by your father when you lose, and you make up these lies, but it adds to my burden." Troublesome things to do!"

"Ouch! Little Heavenly King, spare your life! Spare me!"

"Humph!"

Evil little guy, more than twice as smart as his old man!Tian Zhen shivered, touched his wrist and wanted to slip away, but was unlucky, and was discovered by the ancient stone protector next to him: "Niao Nu, come and meet the little heavenly king!"

All eyes were directed at Tian Zhen.

"Ha, why are you here!" Lu Xiaocan recognized her and was overjoyed, "Hui Fenghuang, I was looking for you!"

Gray Phoenix, where's your tongue twister?Tian Zhen smiled awkwardly, and moved his foot outside the door: "You're back..."

The red light flashed, and Lu Xiaocan grabbed her wingtips: "Hey, give me some more of your blood."

Tian Zhen wanted to cry: "Who is hurt again?"

"My cordyceps is dying, please save it."

What a good child who loves flowers and plants!Without saying a word, Tian Zhen slapped his little hand away, using his feet and wings together, and rushed out the door.

The Demon God's bedroom is like a garden in the sky, with seven floors, and there are no guards around it, but no one dares to approach it. Everyone is afraid of being cannon fodder in a dream by His Majesty.

The Demon God held his forehead with one hand, closed his eyes slightly, and meditated on the couch.

"Huh—" The cool wind poured in from outside the palace door, and then rushed into a bird girl, rolled on the ground and got up again, calling incessantly: "Your Majesty! Your Majesty!"

Being disturbed, the demon god was surprised and displeased: "Bird girl."

Tian Zhen rushed forward and grabbed the hem of the black robe, panting, "Your Majesty... Your Majesty!"

The Demon God straightened up and asked, "You dare to trespass on me in the bedroom, what made you panic?"

"I...I..." Tian Zhen burst into tears, "The little heavenly king is here! Your Majesty, help me!"

"It's okay, my son will not harm you."

"He wants my blood!"

"Give it to him."

"..."

Flowers and plants are everywhere, how much blood can I use as long-term fertilizer?Tian Zhen was silent for a moment, looked at him and said: "But, it's like this...Your Majesty, I like you!"

……

Faced with the sudden confession, Jun's face showed no surprise.

As expected of an ancestor-level god who has seen a big scene, words alone can't achieve the effect, Tian Zhen had no choice but to be brave, shake his paws, hold up the slender and beautiful hand tremblingly, and said with tears: "I have fallen in love with Your Majesty already!" Long."

"Father, how is it?" A respectful voice sounded from outside the hall.

The son was really afraid of Lao Tzu, and he didn't dare to come in casually, Tian Zhen looked at those long and narrow phoenix eyes anxiously.

The demon god raised his eyes: "My son, come in."

As soon as he entered the door, he saw the majestic Father Huang sitting on the couch, with a certain bird girl kneeling at his feet, who was holding Father Emperor's hand affectionately, the little Heavenly King was completely shocked, and looked at the two suspiciously.

The Demon God spoke first: "My son."

The little heavenly king came back to his senses, ran forward and knelt down on one knee to salute: "See father."

The young and handsome father, the well-behaved and lovely son, what a harmonious and loving scene!Tian Zhen was very envious.

The demon god said "hmm" and motioned him to get up: "I haven't returned for a long time, why?"

Lu Xiaocan didn't answer, pointed at Tian Zhen and asked, "Father, who is she?"

Tian Zhen quickly pulled up his black wide sleeves to block himself.

The Demon God didn't change the subject: "I'm waiting for your explanation."

Lu Xiaocan had no choice but to answer truthfully: "I went to challenge the roc."

The Demon God said with satisfaction: "You have been defeated by him before, and you still dare to challenge. Your courage is commendable."

Tian Zhen shook his head repeatedly behind his sleeves. Look, my son is fighting, and my father is quite supportive. This is how bad children are raised!
The Demon God asked: "You lost again?"

Lu Xiaocan raised his face proudly: "No, I defeated him!"

The strong wind passed, and the small body flew a few feet away, rolled down the door, and blood flowed down the corner of the mouth.

Too dangerous!There is no sign of changing face!Tian Zhen was so frightened that he quickly threw away his black sleeves, moved quietly to the side, and muttered in his heart: keep a low profile and be safe, keep a low profile and be safe...

"Your ability is not enough to defeat him," the demon god said sternly, "I agree with you defeating him, but I do not allow you to use these despicable methods!"

Lu Xiaocan got up and knelt down again, not daring to speak.

Tian Zhen looked at the Demon God in disbelief.

If you can guess your son's tricks, say you are smart, but you are still stupid!When rivals fight, the boss wins in the end. What kind of character do you want them to talk about?Back then, King Dapeng was merciless to your son, but now your son secretly went to challenge him, and he rarely came back alive. You are not lucky with Amitabha, but you still treat him so hard?
Tian is really upset.

God, you are stupid, you have looks and no brains, you are the vase among men!

Still angry, the demon god raised his hand: "Meiji Baimu, this is my last chance for you."

Lu Xiaocan whispered, "I'll go tomorrow."

"Your Majesty, he's still young." Tian Zhen couldn't help but think of the Virgin Mary again.Your son is still injured, you told him to fight the demon king?You don't have your son's life at all!
"Being defeated by Dapeng is because he didn't practice diligently, just like you," the demon god lowered his eyebrows, expressing his dissatisfaction with her by the way, "Incompetent bird girl!"

Tian Zhenmo.

Lord Demon God is still super literate, one adjective at a time, shameless bird girl, ignorant bird girl, incompetent bird girl...

... bird girl, you can fill in the blanks slowly...

Lu Xiaocan retreated, and there were only two people left in the hall. It was quiet and the atmosphere was a bit weird.

The Demon God stood up and looked at her with his hands behind his back.

The only way to stop him is to eliminate his dissatisfaction with Mu Meiji. Tian Zhen got up and asked tentatively: "Your Majesty, have you ever thought that maybe Mu Meiji doesn't dare to say those words that offend you?"

"Young king of the demon world, you don't have the guts to despise me yet," the demon god said, "It's Nine Deaths who failed. I'm afraid I will punish you and fabricate lies."

You actually know!Knowing that this is still the case, are you stupid or smart?Tian Zhenmeng: "Since Your Majesty knows it well, why did you send Little Heavenly King..."

"Although Mu Meiji doesn't dare to offend me, if she hurts the general of the demon world, she won't give me face. The little demon king dares to go against the demon world and must pay the price."

It turns out that Lord Demon God's face is unshakable, Tian Zhenlei, if the cannon fodder comrades hear this, will they regret committing suicide again?Save some face for the Demon God when doing things, for example, say "Master Demon God is mighty", maybe it will not end like that.

Well, let’s take back the vase’s comment, you’re not stupid, but you’re so self-conscious, and you’re going to deal with your mistakes just because of a small provocation, you still can’t say you’re smart, can you?
She secretly sighed and remained silent, but the demon god asked, "Niao girl, what do you like about me?"

(End of this chapter)