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Chapter 836 Throwing a shit truck!
Liu Bei and others put down their chopsticks, this hot pot is uneatable!

Forget about Zhang Fei, lack of words, but Wang Xuan's... pickled...too specific.

"Marinate it? There's not enough time, but we need to simmer it, otherwise the taste may not be enough." Zhang Fei was focused on his own idea, and he didn't hear the irony in Wang Xuan's words at all, but he agreed with it.

vomit……

Liu Bei couldn't take it anymore, so he could only knock on the table, "Third brother, when we eat, what are you talking about!"

"No...Brother, how can you just know what to eat, what, let's talk about military and state affairs with this!" Zhang Fei stiffened his neck, looking like he wasted sleep and food because of work.

Phew~ Liu Bei took a deep breath, "Okay, you say it, you say it."

"Do you have such a strong taste for military affairs?" Wang Xuan couldn't complain.

"Listen to me, in this way, let's put shit into a jar, and then use a catapult to throw it on the city wall and into the city. The jar exploded when it fell, and it exploded everywhere. Just now, when there are so many people, Including the captives, 20 people, the feces can fill the city walls, and they will stink to death, and they will not be able to stand up for a maximum of two days. When we attack the city again, we can take it down in one fell swoop."

As soon as he opened his mind, Zhang Fei immediately babbled and talked endlessly. After finishing speaking with joy, he looked at everyone expectantly, waiting for everyone's praise.

Liu Bei smashed his mouth, and looked at Zhao Yun and others. Except for the occasion of eating hot pot, this method, how to say it, is disgusting, but it is probably really effective.

The person who probably came up with this method is also...

Seeing Liu Bei and the others nodding, Zhang Feimei couldn't help but look at Wang Xuan finally.

Wang Xuan also clapped his hands and gave a thumbs up, "This method is absolutely perfect. Really, using a shit truck is a talent!"

"Hahahaha, that's right, it's not that my old Zhang can't use his brain, but he doesn't need it at all. How did Zaizhi say that? Solve the problem." Zhang Fei didn't care if he was praised for his strength or something, but the praise for his IQ would make Zhang Fei beautiful, so don't want it.

"That's called, you can't solve the problem, but you can solve the person who caused the problem." Zhao Yun reminded with a smile.

"Ah yes! We just don't care about using our brains!" Zhang Fei laughed.

"That's right." Wang Xuan picked up a few duck intestines and went in to rinse them, and asked seemingly casually: "After we take this Ganling City, it will be ours, right?"

"Ah, yes!" Zhang Fei picked up the jug and poured himself a glass slowly.

"The shit on the city wall, Yide took someone to clean it up." Wang Xuan squinted at Zhang Fei, "Remember, clean it up, otherwise, no one can stand on the city wall, and there is no way to guard it." .”

"puff!"

A sip of wine was not wasted at all, it was all sprayed out. Fortunately, Wang Xuan reacted quickly, picked up an empty plate and put it in front of Zhang Fei, which prevented the dishes all over the table from being polluted.

Zhang Fei pushed Wang Xuan's arm away, stretched out his hand and wiped a handful of wine on his face, smashed his mouth, smacked his nose, and glanced at everyone, as if nothing happened, "During dinner Don't talk about business, eat well, eat well."

"Hahahaha..." Liu Bei's group is also well-trained. It's not that they can't hold back their laughter, but this, really, makes their stomach hurt from laughing.

"What are you laughing at, can you have a good meal!" Zhang Fei put down his chopsticks with an unhappy expression on his face.

Laughing and making a fuss, a meal is over. As for the matter of "throwing a shit truck", it will become a meme in the future, and this group of people will take it out to tease Zhang Fei every now and then. Well, it's Wang Xuan, Others are either not so boring, so dare not...

At least until Hua Xiong was sure that he could beat Zhang Fei, he didn't dare to mention the three words 'throwing shit truck', that is, a catapult, and he might get beaten if he said otherwise.

Wang Xuan didn't care about Ganling City, but at the moment, Ganling City was extremely tense from top to bottom.

"How is your lord?" Xu You got a little angry these days, and his lips were chapped.

"It's getting worse." Feng Ji shook his head solemnly.

Since he vomited blood that day, he was in a coma for two days before waking up leisurely. He also went to a famous doctor in the city to see him. He couldn’t help it. He was so angry and stagnant that he could still talk for a few days. In a coma.

Military affairs are now presided over by advisers like them. As for the three sons, the eldest son Yuan Tan is in Ji County, Youzhou. Since Liu Bei entered the army, there has been no news. The second son Yuan Xi is in Taiyuan, Bingzhou. After being besieged by Lu Bu, No more news came out, and I didn't even know whether Taiyuan was lost or not, and the traffic between the two places was completely cut off.

The third son, Yuan Shang, whom Yuan Shao likes the most, has been staying in Jizhou. He went to Nanpi a while ago, and there has been no news since then. As for his wife and others, they are all in Yecheng. Now they are trapped in Ganling. Yes, it's difficult to call the land and the ground.

"Let's go, go to the meeting hall, the person sent out to inquire about the news has returned."

When they arrived at the meeting room, including the military attache group headed by Qu Yi and the civilian corps headed by Xu You, everyone who could come came, and everyone wanted to know what was going on outside.

However, without Yuan Shao, Yan Liang, Wen Chou, who always stood by Yuan Shao's side, was also missing.

In the end, these two guys didn't come back, and they didn't know whether they were alive or dead.

"Tell me what's going on outside."

"My lords, the outside blockade is not strict. There are indeed cavalry patrolling everywhere. The villain was discovered not far from the city, but no one paid any attention to me. I just passed by."

"What!" Xu You was startled, then frowned and looked at the others, "Tell me, what does this mean?"

"Hey...hehe." The laughter was three parts helpless, seven parts desolate, and six parts bitter. Xun Chen shook his head and smiled without saying a word.

"Do you know how many troops are surrounded outside?" Xu You gritted his teeth and continued to ask. ,

"Great army... There is really a barracks, but it's not around us. The main thing over there is to catch the scattered soldiers everywhere. Moreover, no one is in charge of entering and leaving. I even took a closer look."

"I think people don't think highly of us." Xun Chen did speak this time, but the meaning in his words was a bit of a blow to everyone present.

"Impossible!" Guo Tu stood up from his seat, his face was uglier than that of his dead father.

Impossible is three words, and I don't know whether it is impossible for Wang Xuan to look down on them, or it is impossible for Wang Xuan to do so.

Anyway, he absolutely cannot accept that he and others are ignored.

Who are they?

He is a celebrity from a great family in the world!

He is a man who is famous all over the world!
For so many years, traveling all over the world, no matter where they go, they are greeted and hugged, praised and enshrined, and there are constant banquets and banquets. Only people are afraid that they are not qualified to entertain them.

They have never been the only ones who have rejected others, and no one has ever rejected them.

Take Xu You as an example. As long as he is a scholar, no one knows him.

Xun Chen, a descendant of Xunzi, is one of the eight dragons of the Xun family.

For those people who claim to be famous all over the world, even if Wang Xuan scolds them, beats them, and humiliates them vigorously, he can't accept this kind of completely ignoring attitude. They respect themselves.

"Nothing is impossible." Xun Chen laughed miserably, "Wait, even if we surrender, will Liu Bei still use us?"

"This……"

"Impossible, don't look at my younger brother Xun Yue under Liu Bei's command, but..."

Xun Chen didn't say anything about the latter, but those present here knew that Liu Bei was very cautious about the aristocratic family.

But all of this is no wonder Liu Bei, Liu Bei's surname is Liu after all!

The great Han Dynasty has come to this point, and their family members have contributed a lot. Although Li Ru, who poisoned Liu Bian to death, can reach a high position under Liu Bei, but they can't.

At least not now!

(End of this chapter)